The order of His Majesty the Jade Emperor is the fifth forty-first moe
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Tang Sen Khan, the first kiss? Isn't it, you're obviously a slut who asks a man when you see it, you say it's the first kiss, the ghost believes it? It's good to deceive people and use mature deception methods? This is the same as a woman in the customs industry who says she is a virgin, who is the meow of the letter?
Tang Sen hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not responsible." ”
"You...... You...... You're still not a man, and you're not responsible?" Antarctic Zhenjun's sister was compassionate: "Heaven, earth, it's not responsible for a man who took away my first kiss, is there still heaven in this world? Is there still a royal law?"
Zhang Duxue didn't know that Tang Sen had been seduced by Antarctica, but she felt a little sympathetic to Antarctic Zhenjun for losing his first kiss, but she thought about it again, although you lost your first kiss, but you kissed Tang Sen, why did you put on a very disadvantaged expression for such a good thing? Hey, I want to be good if I can't get it.
Zhang Duxue forcibly suppressed the jealousy and envy in her heart, and comforted her seriously: "It's okay, this is not a kiss, this is just artificial respiration, Sister Antarctica, don't care." ”
"How can you not care?" Antarctic Zhenjun was compassionate, looking up to the sky and shouting: "It's not artificial respiration, this man is a big pervert, Your Majesty, you must wipe your eyes clean and see his essence clearly, he must have come up and kissed me under the pretext of artificial respiration, absolutely, can't be wrong...... Just now because you were around, if you weren't there, he might do something shameless in the face of me in a coma...... Maybe he'll do something extremely shameful to me when I'm dying, and put me in a position of eighteen. ”
Zhang Duxue was not happy when she heard this: "Don't talk nonsense, classmate Tang Sen originally didn't plan to give you artificial respiration, he first asked the widow to give you artificial respiration, but the widow refused." Tang Sen called Bailu again, but Bailu also refused. It's best that she was forced to be helpless, so she had to come to artificial respiration for you, he was still very embarrassed just now, how can you spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. ”
"I ...... I didn't have ...... Your Majesty, please listen to me......" Antarctic True Monarch snorted miserably.
"Don't listen!" Zhang Duxue was already angry, in fact, she was not a person who got angry easily, among all the Jade Emperors in history. She is definitely the most generous and benevolent, but when others say bad things about Tang Sen, she instantly becomes angry. His face sank...... Even if there was a masked towel in the way, the anger was revealed from his brows and eyes: "Antarctica, you slandered Tang Sen's discipline, seriously violated his reputation, and caused him great psychological damage. The widow ordered you to stay with Tang Sen for the time being and be a little maid for him. Serve him for half a month to eat and live as an atonement. ”
Tang Sen was almost stunned when he heard this, isn't it, I want an idiot to follow me for half a month? This Nima, who can stand being seduced by her in various ways? Tang Sen hurriedly said: "No, no, I don't feel that my reputation has been damaged, and I haven't suffered any psychological damage, so I don't need her to make amends." Please ask the Jade Emperor girl to take back her fate. ”
Antarctic Zhenjun was also dumbfounded, and screamed, "Don't." Follow this kind of man for half a month, I will get pregnant, and I beg Your Majesty to take back my life. ”
"It's nonsense again, how can you get pregnant?" Zhang Duxue was even more angry, I was already very angry when you just slandered classmate Tang Sen, and you actually want to make up for it? If classmate Tang Sen is really the kind of guy you said can make people pregnant in half a month. Didn't the sisters Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and other sisters who traveled with him have given birth to a platoon?
Zhang Duxue said indignantly: "You have no jokes, from now on, you will follow the widow by Tang Sen's side, serve his daily life and diet well, and if you are half a point of neglect, you will be severely punished." Until you get his forgiveness, forbid you to return to Heaven, hmph!"
The true monarch of Antarctica fell to the ground with a "poof", and bent forward in frustration.
Bailu was also frightened, and he didn't dare to say a word next to him.
Seeing that they were making such a fuss, it was inconvenient for Tang Sen to interject, so he had to stand still.
Zhang Duxue turned her head, gave Tang Sen a gentle blessing, and sighed: "I'm sorry, my subordinate is really unreliable." ”
Tang Sen said helplessly: "It's a little unreliable, so please take her back, I can take care of my own diet and daily life, and I don't have to work for her to serve me." Big deal, let her give me a verbal apology now, and I'll be satisfied. ”
Zhang Duxue shook her head and said: "If the apology is useful, why do you need the law? She slandered you so much, even I can't stand it, don't give her a lesson, she doesn't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has." ”
Before she finished speaking, Antarctic Zhenjun raised his head and said eagerly: "Your Majesty, Lord Ma is the god of water and grass Ma Ming, he has a good relationship with his subordinates, and often attends Taoist meetings together, and his subordinates know that he has three eyes, so he is also known as the three-eyed Lingyao." Look, his subordinates know so much about Lord Ma, they shouldn't be punished, right?"
Zhang Duxue: "......"
Townwend: "......"
Bailu: "......"
The strange silence lasted for a full thirty seconds, and Zhang Duxue finally sighed heavily, and said with a wry smile: "Classmate Tang Sen, you see, there are few reliable in my subordinates, all of them are such nameless guys who can't grasp the point...... You say, how can this kind of guy not be punished heavily?"
Tang Sen patted Zhang Duxue's shoulder sympathetically: "Indeed!"
"Please call this guy well, even if she really gets pregnant, she deserves it, and it won't be your fault. Zhang Duxue said: "Forget it, the mood of reviewing mathematics has been lost by her, I will leave today first, and see you next time when I am free." After speaking, her body fluttered lightly, and a few auspicious clouds fell in the sky, lifting her up, she stood on the head of the clouds, looked at Tang Sen reluctantly, and then turned around and flew away.
Tang Sen saw that she was flying higher and higher, her figure getting smaller and more blurred, and he didn't know why he was suddenly a little reluctant, and there was an indescribable sense of loss in his heart......
"What do you see, Your Majesty has already gone back to Heaven, you don't have the opportunity to insult Your Majesty, are you a little disappointed?" Antarctic True Monarch said indignantly: "The pervert is really useless. ”
"No!" Tang Sen said solemnly: "Although I don't know why you insist that I am a pervert, I really haven't thought about it that way." It's you, it's clear that you're a **** with watery flowers, you can date men at every turn, let's talk about it first, I hate women like you very much, you'd better keep a certain distance from me, and don't eat my tofu with your hands and feet on me. If you do that again and go too far, don't blame me for explaining it to the Jade Emperor girl. ”
This sentence made the Antarctic Zhenjun angry half to death, wow, you pervert actually bit me in turn and bit me ****, and returned my first kiss!
She was so angry that she wanted to explode, but when she thought that she would respect His Majesty's order of the Jade Emperor in the next half month and serve the diet and daily life of this pervert, she felt a little empty in her heart, how could she spend this half a month......? If he really wants to do something to me, what should I do? If I resist, he will sue me from His Majesty the Jade Emperor, so that I can't eat and walk around, and if I don't resist, my innocence will not be guaranteed......
I can't live this day!
Antarctic Zhenjun stood two meters behind Tang Sen with tears in his eyes, for fear of getting close enough to attract the prying eyes of the pervert.
Unexpectedly, Tang Sen also took the initiative to walk away two meters, it turned out that Tang Sen was also afraid of being remembered by ****.
The two of them each get out of the way by two meters, which is equivalent to four meters away.
Tang Sen said: "Okay, the matter of Qinghuazhuang has also ended, I have to go back to the country of bhikshus to meet my companions, and then continue to travel west, if you like to follow, you can follow, if you don't want to follow, go back to heaven by yourself, in short, don't come to me without knowing self-love." ”
Antarctic Zhenjun snorted: "The wicked sue first, the ghost wants to ask you, I have to follow you and take care of you for half a month, this is Your Majesty's order." Let's say it first, in the past half a month, don't try to do anything excessive to me, I won't give in. ”
Both of them treated each other as if they were infectious diseases, and Bailu stood between the two of them, sweating: "I, what should I do?"
Tang Sen and the Antarctic girl said at the same time: "Don't talk!"
White Deer Khan, okay, if you don't say it, don't say it, and then I'll be a dumb person, see what you want to make trouble.
Tang Sen took off his sword and flew towards the city of monks. The white deer showed its original form and turned into a huge white deer, and the Antarctic True Monarch girl held a cane in her hand, stepped on the back of the deer, and also followed Tang Sen to the bhikshu city.
The two kept a distance of four meters, and soon flew to the city of the monks, and under the cover of the clouds, returned to the beautiful mother's house, and entered through the window. Sun Wukong and other sisters have been waiting here for a long time, and when they saw Tang Sen coming back, the girls smiled and said: "Yo, you are finally back, not long ago, the army of the bhikshu country came back first, and brought back all the loli, and now the whole bhikshu country is rumoring about the masked hero." ”
Tang Sen smiled: "Let them say go, anyway, this kind of thing will be forgotten in a short time." ”
The beautiful mother was cooking for everyone in the kitchen, and when she heard Tang Sen's voice, she cheered, ran out of the kitchen, and said happily: "Oh, Mr. Crooked Nuts is back, I heard that you rescued all Lori, you are so amazing, everyone is fascinated by you." ”
The Great Khan of Townsen.
Although the beautiful mother is a trick that has not been reported by name, but she doesn't want to be a heroine's trick is not a good trick, she still decided to give it a go, and while talking, she came to Townsen's side to show her little widow charm...... By the way, one of the tricks that women use to seduce men, knock over the water!
The beautiful mother didn't know where to bring out a cup of tea and handed it to Tang Sen, halfway through it, her hand shook, and a cup of tea was poured on Tang Sen's body: "Oh, I'm sorry...... My hand slipped, I'll wipe it for you. She took out the towel and wiped it off Townsen's body.
At this moment, I saw the curtain move slightly, and the Antarctic Zhenjun girl flew in through the window. That's when she followed up...... As soon as I entered, I saw a beautiful woman wiping a towel on Townsen's body...... Antarctic Zhenjun suddenly felt that Yali Mountain was big. (To be continued.) )
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