Chapter 36: Dishes

In the pavilion, even a needle could be heard when it was quiet at this time, whether it was the birdman Lei Huan or the boy Luo Yuanzhen, they were all frightened by the words of the young man opposite. Even Zhao Yan'er, who was in the boy's arms, raised her head in surprise and looked at Zhou Yang'er's seemingly calm face with some fear.

Zhou Yang'er was very calm at this time, since he got some clues from the cat in the garden of Zhao Zhai, he had always wanted to know which old guy in the sky was behind the ghost, and at this time, he knew that he was really an "old" guy.

From some Taoist stories told by Lao Dao, Zhou Yang'er did not have a bad impression of this Yuchen Tianzun. In the story, it is said that this old guy is the younger brother of Taixu Daozun and the Emperor of the Yuan Dynasty. Worship Hongmeng ancestor as a teacher, is one of the three ancestors of Taoism.

And this ancestor was the first to propose that all beings are equal, and there is no class in teaching. And he is the first Taoist ancestor among the three ancestors of Taoism who is willing to teach demon disciples to cultivate immortals. It's not like his two senior brothers who only accept human disciples, and they are also picky in appearance.

The so-called "those who do great good deeds must have great merits", so this ancestor has nine golden lamps of merit on the top, shining on all things in heaven and earth. His teacher, Hongmeng Ancestor, once said: "The nine golden lamps are not extinguished, and the jade morning will last forever." ”

It is said that in the war of the gods that year, the three ancestors jointly refined the list of the gods of the treasure, and selected Fei Xiong, a disciple of the Emperor of the early Yuan Dynasty, to be responsible for entering the dead in the war into the list of gods and sealing them as gods. Unexpectedly, Fei Xiong was extremely selfish, and the disciples of the Shangqing Sect under Yuchen Tianzun were all recorded on the list regardless of whether they lived or died.

As a result, after the war, the Shangqing sect sent nine out of ten disciples. The Taoism of Upper Puritanism has been almost lost. And because of this, Yuchen Tianzun turned against the two senior brothers back then, and the two sides fought outside of thirty-three days.

Yuchen Tianzun, who has great merits, nine golden lamps stand on the top, shining through the ages, shining heaven and earth, the two ancestors work together to fight him, but later, with the help of the ancient Buddhas in the West, they tried their best to defeat it. After this battle, this ancestor closed the Shangqing Palace and no longer asked about the affairs of the world.

I didn't expect such a good person to be my own master. No wonder the ugly god said that no one dared to mess with him in this world if he did anything at will. Thinking of this, Zhou Yang'er couldn't help but feel a little proud in her heart. But then the brows became tangled again.

What is this "old" master going to do if he wants to throw himself into the realm? Why doesn't he do it? What would it be that he would rather be struck by lightning than do it?

Think about what the master can do for himself, Fengshen? Forget it, if that's the case, I'm afraid that I'm going to rush to go.

Inheritance of the sect should not be, if this matter, even if there is some trouble, but it is impossible for him not to agree, he will die and marry seventy or eighty wives and have dozens or hundreds of sons, and worship under the sect of the Upper Puritan, even if the Puritan Sect accepts all the shemales, it is a big deal to marry dozens of female monsters who are similar to the Gu sisters, and there will be everything. It's not going to be hard with the old man?......

Zhou Yanger thought about more than a dozen possibilities in a row, and denied them one by one. Impossible, Yuchen Great Tianzun, what can be lacking in the sky? Could it be that the old man is lonely, and he wants to let himself catch dozens of beauties to go to heaven to accompany him? I imagined in my mind that an old man and dozens of beauties were hugging and hugging together......

Zhou Yang'er shook his head vigorously, throwing aside all the chaotic thoughts in his heart. He looked up at the blue sky outside the pavilion and spat at the blue sky. "Old thing, what do you want Grandpa Yang to do?" In his heart, Zhou Yang'er scolded and scolded this inexplicable master.

"Ahem...... Cough...... cough ......" A fierce cough came, and the birdman Lei Huan looked at Zhou Yang'er with an embarrassed face, and said with a wry smile: "Little junior brother, why are you still as naughty as in your previous life......" Over there, Luo Yuanzhen, the prince of Bingling, jumped out of the pavilion early in the morning, and walked in pretending to walk in at this time and said: "Two senior uncles, what were you talking about just now?"

It turned out that Zhou Yang'er just lowered her head and thought about things, and inadvertently scolded what she was thinking. As a result, the big and small gods were taken aback.

The two gods both knew that the young man in front of him was the most favored disciple of Yuchen Datianzun in his previous life, and he was used to making jokes about the old and the young on weekdays. It's not like I'm an ordinary disciple to compare.

And the young master in front of him also relied on the favor of the Dao Ancestor and bullied all the great gods in the heavenly court. At this time, seeing Zhou Yang'er open his mouth and scolding Yuchen Tianzun for being an "old thing", he didn't even have the courage to listen to it at the moment.

Originally, the two gods who had been looking at each other very unpleasantly, glanced at each other with tacit understanding at this time, and then saluted Zhou Yang'er and said, "When the time comes, the little god will retire." Then he turned into two rays of light and walked away.

"Hey, let's go, don't you stay for lunch?" said hello to the two gods who had already turned into light. As the saying goes, "Greeting is a courtesy, and there is no rice in the pot." "If the two great gods really want to stay for lunch, then they definitely don't.

Just as he was triumphant, he suddenly hit his stomach, "Ouch!" Zhao Yan let out a painful cry. My hand hurts to death. She was excited at the beginning, hugged Zhou Yang'er, and when she understood, she was ashamed.

But because the two gods were on the side, his face was a little unbearable, so he had to hide in Zhou Yang'er's arms. Now that the gods are gone, Zhou Yang'er still doesn't let go, and in a hurry, he raised his hand and punched him in the stomach.

Who knew that this punch was like hitting an iron block, and the back of the hand was worn out several layers of skin. Zhao Yan's tears fell from the pain, and she asked, "What's the matter with you, you didn't have this ability before?"

"Hee-hee, thank you for this...... Sister?" Zhou Yang'er replied with a grin. He wanted to say thank you for this crazy woman, but before the crazy word came out, he saw the two willow eyebrows erected, and he changed his words in time and finally escaped the catastrophe.

Seeing that Zhao Yan's expression was still not good, he hurriedly told her about his situation. It turned out that at the beginning, the thunder ring slapped the finger into a steel talisman into his mud pill palace, and the Gengjin essence was great, and Zhou Yang'er was in pain. Later, the two gods instructed him to use the mantra of fire into the body and water into the body to restrain the Gengjin essence, not only was it ineffective, but the Gengjin essence was even more violent in the body.

Seeing that his life was about to be gone, Zhao Yan reminded him with a word, and simply tried it with the method of gold entering the body, he used the method of gold entering the body at the beginning to introduce the Gengjin essence into the body, but the destructive power of the essence was too great, so he didn't dare to use it later, and it was already like this at this time, so what else to worry about.

I didn't bother to listen to the two gods chirping crookedly on the side. It is also due to luck, once the exercise of gold entering the body is performed, the Gengjin essence in the body has gone according to the direction of the meridians it wants, although it has been suffering for a long time, but every time it can predict the next impact, the pain will be reduced a lot.

In fact, it was the same when he first introduced Gengjin essence qi into his body, but the pain was too great, and he didn't dare to run that method anymore. At this time, it is estimated that it hurts a lot, but it doesn't hurt too much.

After dozens of continuous runs, the pain gradually lessened, and finally there was no more pain. It's just that the Gengjin essence qi really didn't work, and in the end, it was not contained by itself into the sea of qi, but scattered into the flesh and muscles all over the body. At this time, Zhou Yang'er's body was really cast in copper and iron.

picked up the half-cut blade on the ground casually, and chopped it on himself, and with a bang, the broken knife immediately rolled the blade, startling Zhao Yan next to him, and scolded him again.

Giggling, he threw the broken knife in his hand to the side, but when he heard a "plop" sound, the two turned their heads and forgot about it, but it turned out to be the Bi Shenzhi who was imprisoned by Prince Bingling. Zhou Yang'er's broken knife just now happened to hit it, it was forbidden by the immobilization method, and its whole body was weak, and it was smashed by the broken knife, and it suddenly fell to the ground, but fortunately, the body was strong, and the wound was not cut by the broken knife.

Looking at the motionless horse monkey in front of him, Zhou Yang'er sneered and walked over. When the monkey saw Zhou Yang'er approaching, his silver-white eyes showed a look of fear, and he made this kid not light, but he was afraid of ......

"The old way says, come and don't be rude. Zhou Yang'er sneered and looked at the horse monkey divine envoy. Knowing that it couldn't speak, he didn't wait for it to reply and said: "Your surname is Bi, your name is Bi Wen, you can avoid the plague in the world, and if you want to come and eat your meat, you won't get sick in the future." The young man in front of the horse monkey suddenly said seriously.

Bi Shen's heart struck, and he already felt bad in his heart. saw Zhou Yang'er casually from the pocket on his waist, rummaged for a while, and finally pulled out an oilcloth. sighed in his mouth: "It's not as good as lotus leaves, alas, it's going to be!" turned around and beckoned to Zhao Yan, Zhao Yan came over and said, "What are you doing?"

Zhou Yang'er smiled and said, "Good sister, do me a favor and wrap this monkey in this oilcloth." Zhao Yan said strangely: "What are you going to do?" but seeing him smile but not answer, he ran to the small river ditch next to the pavilion and dug up the silt. Zhao Yan didn't know why, so she had to do what Zhou Yang'er said, but in the silver eyes of the gods, the color of fear increased greatly.

When Zhao Yan wrapped the oilcloth on Bi Shen's shoulder, Zhou Yang'er shouted: "Leave your head, don't wrap it!" Zhao Yan responded, and after a while, the horse monkey was wrapped in a thick layer of oilcloth, leaving only one head exposed. Zhao Yan said to Zhou Yang'er: "Dead sheep, wrap it up!"

Zhou Yang'er answered, walked over with a big hug of mud in both hands, and evenly smeared it on the oilcloth wrapped in Bi Shen's envoy, Zhao Yan was inexplicably strange on the side, and couldn't help asking: "Dead sheep, what are you doing?"

Zhou Yang'er smiled and said: "I'm making a flower chicken, this Bi Shen made me want to be a cook in my last life, and I like to cook so much, so I asked him to evaluate my flower chicken...... It's wrong, it's supposed to be called Flower Monkey. ”

When the envoy heard this, his soul immediately flew away, and he was really a June debt, and he paid it off quickly. On a whim, he made up the name of the enemy's death as a dish, who would have thought that it would not be long before someone would make himself a dish? Seeing that the mud was smeared more and more, he knew that he had no physiology, and as soon as he raised his head, his mud pill palace opened widely, and a white light rushed out.

Knowing that his life was not guaranteed, he was helpless, and decided to escape from the original god and flee for his life. Zhou Yang'er squinted at the white light, and said, "Go!" I saw a red light flying out of his body, wrapping around the white light...... Hehehe, Zhou Yang'er laughed......

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