After Yun Poyue came out of the lumber yard, he wandered around. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Life seems to be back to square one.

Before he came to this city, he still had a roll of luggage, a few torn clothes, and a dream, but now he has nothing left with his hands clenched into fists.

The face is like a vegetable, and the hair is unkempt.

Walking on the street is no different from a beggar begging for food.

There was a lot of food on both sides of the street: fried cakes, steamed buns, mille-feuille cakes, fragrant apples, bananas and oranges, tormenting his almost exhausted stomach.

Yun Poyue walked forward, and inadvertently, like all stories, he bumped into a woman.

Meet a woman.

Women should be the lubricant for all plot gears.

Indispensable.

Without her, the whole machine would be hot, screaming, spinning out of place, and finally scrapped!

Therefore, in most of the bridge settings, the relationship between men and women is like a meteorite comet running in space, often out of orbit, unruly, crackling, and crashing.

No deal, no deal.

If you don't bump, you can't get married!

Yue Lei and Liu Yulian in "The Edge of the Cabinet", didn't they rely on a broken wooden box and coincidence to achieve a story through the ages?

It seems that the good day of the clouds and the moon has come!

He looked up.

This woman is beautiful and twenty-nine, dressed in a glamorous dress, with long red hair, long eyelashes, and blue eyeshadow.

Thin waist and plump buttocks, with two large gold rings hanging from his ears.

The next plot should be:

Yun Poyue was very gentlemanly and extremely cultivated, and apologized and said, "I'm sorry!"

The woman smiled, full of charm: "It's okay." ”

The two looked at each other again, the woman thought about it, suddenly realized, and called softly, "So it's you?"

Yun Poyue blinked, scratched her hair, and said stupidly, "Do we know each other......"

"Have you forgotten the last time you ......were in a school auditorium (or in a parking lot, a department store, a playground, a park, a street, a public toilet, or whatever you wanted)?"

"Oh, I remember. Is that you?"

Then the love story slowly unfolds.

Unexpectedly, the woman was bold enough to tamper with the script without authorization, but when she saw her take a step back, her eyebrows were angry, her eyes swept up and down twice, and she opened her mouth and scolded: "Hey, poor boy, can you walk? Are you ......blind?"

From the lingering emotional drama to the street fight, Yun Poyue didn't feel furious, he clenched his fists: "Who are you scolding?"

"What's the matter, you still want to beat people, you stink, you don't have to die-" The woman was not afraid, she took a step closer, puffed up her chest, and said, "If you step on someone's foot, you still want to play hooligan? Dare to move my finger and send you to the government immediately?"

"I can apologize for stepping on my feet, why do you hurt people by exiting?"

The woman tightened her nose and snorted: "Get away, it's stinky!"

"You're a ****. ”

"You dare to scold me, stinky rascal, shameless ......" The woman looked crazy, dancing her hands, and came up to scratch Yun Poyue.

Yun Poyue retreated again and again.

At this time, a middle-aged man in a long shirt shouted in the distance: "Little Peach, you hooves, do you still want to buy a bracelet and necklace?" Lao Tzu is busy with business, but he doesn't have the time to accompany you?"

"Alright, alright, here we come. The woman with bright makeup immediately smiled and said coquettishly.

Before leaving, she turned to Yun Poyue again, smiled suddenly, and said sharply, "Hillbilly, do you want to be majestic, you have the ability to catch Liu Yidao." It was a criminal arrested by the government, and a reward of 1,000 taels of silver was offered. Hold him, you want to be famous, you want money, and you have two days? But I don't think you have these two moments, and you want your food all your life, right?"

The words twisted away.

(The first scene of the ninety-eighth episode of the teenage cloud breaking the moon is completed.) Lighting, sound, simultaneous recording, makeup artist, prop artist, temporary break)

was beaten for no reason, and Yun Poyue, who was outside the story, was naturally very angry.

Very angry.

But light anger can't fill your stomach.

I haven't eaten for two days, and my heart is close to my back, and my stomach hurts violently. Before sunset, if he doesn't think about finding something to digest and digest, I'm afraid he won't be able to support the rising sun tomorrow?

However, the endless trouble is that everything in this world, including food, has to be traded for money. to exchange. to spend.

What he lacks at this time is not this play?

Where can I get some silver?

Become the top priority in his heart at this time!

Since the place to pick up money everywhere does not exist in reality, and it is difficult to make money by physical strength (such as carrying wood) to go to the blue sky, then Yun Poyue has been completely lost so far, he really doesn't know, what other way can he get those Huang Cancan's copper coins?

And the one thousand taels of silver that the fairy-like woman said just now.

It is terrifying, impressive, and tempting.

But Yun Poyue didn't even think about it.

Don't count on it at all.

Because of the experience of those ten days in the lumberyard, he knew in his heart that if the silver was scattered all over the ground like stones on the road, people would have already rushed to grab it, but he was afraid that the wheel would not be his turn?

A thousand taels of silver were laid there.

No one went to take it.

Or easily out of reach.

It shows that there must be something hot!

This is an important lesson that Yun Poyue learned after leaving the countryside.

Pursue advantages and avoid disadvantages.

And two days later, at night, he was hungry and crazy, dying, for twenty-eight taels of silver, raising a knife to kill, which was the second lesson that life opened for him:

Sometimes in order to live for yourself, you have to think about letting others die!

Big fish eat little fish.

In cold blood.

During her stay in the capital, Yun Poyue once heard from a friend that a famous dish has become popular in Beijing recently: eating monkey brains alive. Not only is it hot, but it's also a big supplement. Especially aphrodisiac.

For those princes who sleep in flowers and willows, and have a group of wives and concubines, the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs is tantamount to sending charcoal in the snow.

It is said that the scene of eating monkey brains alive is very bloody.

It's terrifying.

However, these inhumane eaters can also do it. Dressed decently and courteously, they sat around the table, struck open their skulls with small hammers, and began to use their spoons to eat the red and white brains. Let's sip while savoring. Contented. The monkey squeaked and writhed its body.

It is said that when the burly men of the restaurant went to the pen to catch food, the monkeys who were facing death were terrified and took refuge.

He even knelt down and kowtowed.

Once the caretaker has chosen which one is put on the hoop, the monkeys jump down and rush to push it out of the cage door.

It's like sending away bad luck.

As if this is the case once and for all, the world is peaceful?

Those poor monkeys, the intelligence only ends there. They may not understand that as long as someone wants to eat, and someone is willing to give a lot of money, the animals in the cage will never be able to live in peace, and will always face a helpless choice?

Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.

Every day, every hour, every moment is purgatory.

Step by step.

Willies!

Fortunately, the banquet arranged by the Ministry of Rites for Yun Poyue and others in the "Imperial Mansion" was quite civilized, or the level was not enough, in short, it was not equipped with this barbaric dish.

This made him breathe a sigh of relief. (To be continued.) )