The twelfth cute, the white dragon who stole instant noodles

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Seeing this, Tang Sen couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic, and before he knew it, he had already added the girl's penguin number and clicked on the voice chat function: "Little girl, what do you want to cook for Dad?"

"Wow, the otaku guardian god really appeared, I ...... I'm so happy!People don't know how to cook anything, can the Patronus Saint introduce me a few?"

"Well, in that case, let's have an ordinary set of home-cooked dishes, as long as Dad can eat the meal made by his daughter, he will be happy, and he doesn't necessarily have to have some earth-shattering famous dishes. Townsend asked the girl to bring the laptop into the kitchen, and taught the girl to cook with voice and video functions, and the girl was not too stupid, and it took an hour to learn several home-cooked dishes, which were just enough for the father and daughter to eat.

"That's it, come back to me next time you have a problem. "Townsend turned off the software, and he was very happy, and it was a very happy thing to be able to help others.

His eyes swept to the second wish: "I'm an otaku girl and I like a male netizen, I want to write him a love letter, but ...... I'm too shy to write, Lord Guardian of the House, please give me courage. ”

Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly, and posted back on the back of the wish: "Come on, rush forward bravely, and you will definitely succeed! This is not a random comfort, from childhood to adulthood, Tang Sen thinks that his super otaku mother can do anything, but now as he grows older and older, his mother is becoming weaker and weaker, I really don't understand why.

In fact, this is not Tang Sen's idea alone, all the children in the world, when they were young, probably felt that their parents were extremely powerful, and there was nothing in the world that parents could not do, but as they grew up, they would slowly know that their parents' abilities were limited, and they were not really omnipotent.

Let's look at the third wish: "Lord Otaku Patron Saint, I want a lot of money, please bless me to be rich!"

"This ......" Tang Sen sweated profusely, and couldn't help but complain to the computer screen: "I can't realize this wish." ”

When Sun Wukong heard his words, he smiled and said, "If you can't achieve it, you won't realize it." ”

"Huh? But...... They worship me as a god and provide me with divine powers, and if I don't fulfill all their wishes, won't I be very sorry for them?"

"That's what you think is wrong. Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Even if it is the famous gods and Buddhas who are all over the world, such as Rulai, Guanyin, and Taishang Laojun, they will not fulfill the wishes of all believers, they will count the wishes of believers and make a wishing list, and then select a few of them to realize them, and most of the wishes will be ignored by them......"

"Is that okay?"

"What's wrong with this?" Sun Wukong laughed: "Those insatiable desires, the desire to get something for nothing, the desire to harm others...... Are you really going to make it happen?"

This sentence suddenly woke up Tang Sen, yes! There is no need to pay attention to this kind of thing!

"Wukong, although you call yourself the demon king, I don't think you're a demon at all, and you know a lot of truths......"

"Hahahaha, my grandson also learned to preach the scriptures and talk about the Tao back then, and practiced words and burned incense...... And it takes six or seven years to learn. She smiled, but her mind flew back to the three-star cave of the slanting moon, when she was young, she didn't want to be a villain, she just wanted to ascend to immortality, immortality, at that time she followed the Bodhi ancestor to learn a lot of scriptures and arts, her strength is not demonic power, but authentic Taoism, however...... But because he angered the heavenly court, he won the title of "Demon King".

But these are just old things after all, Sun Wukong is a person who likes to look forward, haha laughed, and then revealed the past: "Skip this one and make a wish, and then look at the following......"

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At the same time that Tang Sen was trying to realize the wishes of the otaku, a whirlwind quietly blew on the Internet...... ...... in BBs, forums, message boards, social media groups The otaku have begun a new round of restlessness.

"Wow, the otaku guardian contacted me just now, and he really taught me how to cook a few dishes!"

"In other words, Lord Townsen, the guardian saint of otaku, really exists?"

"Really, I also had a video with him, and he looks so handsome. ”

"Wow, Lord Patronus encouraged me to be brave and rush forward......"

"The Patronus-sama helped me write a love letter!"

"Lord Patronus helped me make up for my lessons......"

As more and more otaku girls join the group chat, the name of the otaku patron saint is not going away, and it is resounding on the Internet, and the belief of the otaku patron saint is also quietly growing slowly......

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Tang Sen and Sun Wu cowered in the grass by the lake and slept all night, in order to hide, they didn't even dare to hold up the tent, when the morning sun shone, Tang Sen came out of the grass, shook the dew on his body, and only felt refreshed...... It's strange, after swinging the golden hoop stick once yesterday, I was exhausted, and I had trouble moving my fingers, but now I was full of energy, and this recovery power is too strong, right? It seems that there are many otaku girls who burn incense and worship for themselves, providing divine power.

Tang Sen gently shook Sun Wukong awake: "How are you feeling?"

Sun Wukong grinned and said: "Fortunately, the wound is not so painful, my old Sun's demonic power is very strong, and the speed of self-recovery is very fast, after a night, it has been half better, and now it can deal with a small number of heavenly soldiers, but it is not yet able to fight with the heavenly generals." ”

Tang Sen nodded and said, "Since you haven't recovered yet, we can't be too ostentatious, let's continue to hide in the range shrouded in demonic energy...... Anyway, we'd better not mess with the monsters stationed here, so be careful. ”

Sun Wukong nodded, looked up at the lake next to him, frowned and said: "Although the demon qi on this lake is not very strong, it is not weak and cannot be bullied, and with my current state, I really may not be able to win against this monster." ”

The two got up lightly, Tang Sen picked up the travel bag, Sun Wukong didn't need him to hold it anymore, he only used a small hand to pull his arm, and he could walk by himself, but his steps were still a little staggering.

The monster must be stationed in the lake, and Tang Sen wanted to stay away from the big lake as much as possible, so as not to cause trouble for himself, but yesterday he fled here in a hurry, and the water was not sticky, and the rice did not enter, and he was thirsty and hungry at this time, so how could he not go to the lake to get water......

There was a big white fish in the lake, Tang Sen stretched out his hand to catch it, but he didn't catch it, the fish reacted very quickly, and plunged into the deep water with a sharp shot, he didn't care, he didn't catch it, just hit the water, set up a stove by the lake, put the pot on the fire, break the instant noodles, and put it in the pot to cook.

Sun Wukong also sat on the side of the pot, rubbed his hands, and said happily: "Instant noodles, I love this one the most......"

"It's really nothing, and when we go to the town, I'll treat you to handmade ramen, that's a good thing." Tang Sen fiddled with the noodles in the pot with his chopsticks, but his eyes looked at the lake in the distance, imagining what kind of big monsters were hidden in such a big lake.

Suddenly, he heard a "whoosh" sound of the lake, as if something jumped out of the lake, and then a cool breeze blew around him, and water beads sprinkled on his face, Tang Sen was startled, and quickly opened his eyes, but saw nothing...... Something had just crossed by!

Looking around, it didn't matter, until he retracted his gaze and found that the freshly cooked instant noodles in the pot were gone.

"I'm dizzy, hell. ”

Tang Sen jumped up suddenly, could it be that the monster stationed in the lake ran out? But the monster should eat people, not instant noodles, right? He looked left and right again, trying to find out the monster, but still found nothing, the surroundings were quiet, there was nothing, only a big white fish in the lake, still swimming leisurely there.

In a daze, Sun Wukong beside him stretched out his hand, pointed to the big white fish in the lake and said: "Who is the demon, dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of my old grandson, under my fiery eyes, all demons and monsters have nothing to hide, show up quickly!"

As soon as the big white fish heard this, it immediately jumped out of the water, and turned into a white dragon several feet long, shaking its head, swallowing clouds and spitting mist, looking so vicious......