Chapter 112: The King Touches His ~ Chest
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After three rounds of drinking, the demons were drunk, but Ao Yan didn't do anything, he knew that these monsters were cultivating, and forcing them to drink was just a blink of an eye, and it was impossible to take the opportunity to sneak attack.
Moreover, the black bear spirit is still a little sober now.
Ao Yan thought of a way, and said to the black bear spirit that it was getting late today, and the king was also tired, so go back first, and let the little demons outside the village carry two jars of wine and bring them back.
"You, you...... It's so good......" The black bear spirit praised Ao Yandao, and then really listened to Ao Yan's words, and left the village with his subordinates.
This mountain road is rugged, it takes four days to come and go, plus this drunken posture, it will take at least five days, in order to delay this time further, Ao Yan also used the magic power of moving mountains for seas to make the mountain road more rugged and bumpy, so that even when these monsters are sober, it will take six days to come and go.
That evening, inside the Crystal Palace.
"You two have done a good job, at the end of the day today, the merit has increased by one hundred, and the total amount of incense has increased by five hundred. This is your goal tomorrow, to increase the incense by at least a thousand, and also, get some incense money back. ”
Ao Yan hung a cloth on the wall of the Crystal Palace, wrote a few strokes on it, and after writing, he looked at the remaining four demons.
"Continue to train the water army, so that words and deeds are stopped, without delay, do you hear? ”
The four demons agreed in unison.
In fact, everyone in the Crystal Palace now admires Ao Yan to the extent that he has thrown himself to the ground.
Lord Water God can actually rely on one person to fool the big black bear into not moving the villagers, and let the big black bear return again, in their opinion, the means are simply more powerful than moving mountains and changing seas!
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Seven days later, Ao Yan gave Xin Shi Changming and the two of them the incense target, which had been positioned at three thousand five, and at the same time, the incense on hand was just enough to ignite an aquarium, and Ao Qing and the others also selected a few aquarium with abnormal strength.
One is a purple prawn, the second is a tiger catfish, the third is a leech, and the fourth is a golden carp.
After thinking about it, Ao Yan left the purple prawns and golden carp, and when he chose again, Ao Yan chose the purple prawns. The reason is very simple, shrimp are more aggressive, and the golden carp, he can't see any characteristics, now he should ignite the aquarium with stronger combat effectiveness, and this appearance is fierce purple prawn, Ao Yan is very satisfied.
Not long after the ignition was completed, after the Crystal Palace added another member of the Mortal Rank Combat Power, the picture in his mind turned, and a group of monsters entered his jurisdiction.
"It's time to come, too. Ao Yan nodded lightly, calculated the time, and came to Lijia Village to prepare.
It didn't take long for the black bear spirit to arrive at the gate of the village with a group of subordinates, and Ao Yan led the villagers to meet him again, and this time the villagers' performance was obviously much better than last time.
Without waiting for the black bear spirit to speak, Ao Yan greeted him with a smile and said: "Last time, the king sent someone to save us, and we couldn't repay it, so after thinking about it, we thought of the beauty that the king wanted......"
"Beauty!"
As soon as he heard these two words, the black bear spirit threw everything away in the blink of an eye, his hands drooped in front of his chest, his saliva flowed, and his eyes straightened.
Ao Yan smiled in his heart, nodded secretly, snapped his fingers, and suddenly a group of "women" dressed up in flowers and branches flashed out from the villagers behind him.
As soon as they saw these "women", the two Li lancers covered their mouths and laughed at the end of the crowd, but fortunately they were stopped by Ao Yan with a cold snort.
It turns out that this is not only a group of women, a total of twelve, to take a closer look, it is not difficult to see that there are two or three men pretending to be inside, the chest bulging is obviously filled with steamed buns and the like, sometimes afraid of falling, and will knead with their hands, rubbing twice, fortunately, in the eyes of these monsters with low IQ, human women are almost the same.
In fact, among the ** women left here, there are five or six of them who are well-known widows in the village, and the last rest is the kind that doesn't matter if half of the body is in the ground, in order to act like a little, "her" faces are painted with white ~ powder, and the snow-white cheeks are also painted with two balls of plateau red, and they throw a wink at the black bear essence, and the flesh on their faces is twitched, and the fat powder immediately falls like snow that doesn't want money.
The black bear spirit didn't have "all the women" You said a word to me, making it fluttering, Ao Yan stood aside, the pungent fragrance rushed straight to the brain, unbearable abnormality, but the black bear sneezed twice in a row, and the straight road was so fragrant and fragrant.
"Hehe, the king, this is the recognized twelve hairpins in our village, and they are the top beauties, 'she' has admired the king for a long time, and I am really sad that I can't see you, I didn't expect you to come in time, this is really a match made in heaven." Without further ado, you will serve the king well. Ao Yan said.
The "Twelve Hairpins" had already been ordered by him, how dare they slack off, hugging the black bear to enter the village for a banquet.
This time it was even more unbearable than last time, Ao Yan changed to a high-degree wine, and added various "ingredients" to the wine, coupled with the beauty of the twelve hairpins, the black bear spirit was quickly defeated and drunk.
The black bear in the confusion is not drunk, facing the twelve hairpins around its "heroic figure", a burst of chest touching, touching who is who, sometimes it is a coincidence, just take out a man, a handful of the other party's chest in the steamed bun out, the black bear is stupid and confused, although it feels strange, but I don't think much about it, put the steamed bun into the mouth, and say that it is so fragrant.
And one of the twelve hairpins was frightened, and hurriedly took a melon from the table and stuffed it, so that one big and one small, immediately scared the rest of the eleven hairpins, fortunately, these monsters were completely drunk at this time.
Under Ao Yan's orders, these monsters were thrown on those little demons outside the village and sent back.
During the banquet, Ao Yan toasted all the demons in the name of knocking on the side, and asked one by one about the effectiveness of the magic weapon, the origin of the black bear spirit, before leaving, Ao Yan kept an eye on it, and quietly put a mosquito on one of the little demons.
So, the black bear spirit went again, because Ao Yan was cooking in the wine and food, and on the way back, this time the black bear went back, and it was ten days long!
In ten days, many strange things happened in Mayfly Town.
For example, in the town, a certain family in the past was rich and unkind, and was retaliated against by ghosts, and there were also some gamblers, people who put money from their children and mothers, and people who did not care about their families, and they often acted on the way home, and some sensational things happened.
The most famous thing is that the bully in the town was subdued by the boy under the lake seat, and the hanged ghost made trouble for the rich and unkind businessman, and the whole family was restless, and was finally subdued by the wrestler under the lake seat.
The name of the god of Lord Hubo is praised, and every family, whether good or bad, rich or poor, has begun to worship the statue of Lord Hubo.
At the same time, Ao Yan's daily incense is gradually increasing.
On the fifth day, it had been maintained to the extent that there were about 6,000 incense sticks per day, and on the tenth day, Ao Yan raised a red eye bamboo leaf green and a salamander to the level of metamorphosis, and the remaining incense was used to raise the four water armies to the level of practicing qi eight turns.
On the surface, everything was in full swing, but Ao Yan calmed down even more.
"Seven mortal grades, four hundred qi practice twelve turns, these days to go to it on the way to do hands and feet, the merit has been consumed and there are still five hundred left, but the time won is completely worth it. Seven metamorphoses plus three magic weapons, I'm afraid the odds of winning are only five or five, and if you win, you will have heavy casualties, this is not the result I want, if I give me another ten days, I can increase the odds of winning to seven or eighty. ”
As soon as I thought of this, the picture in my mind flashed that it turned out to be the black bear spirit again.
Ao Yan wanted to repeat the old trick, but unexpectedly, this time, through mosquitoes, he heard the conversation between the wild boar spirit and the black bear spirit, and his heart was immediately stunned, and the secret voice was not good.
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