Chapter 59: Wood
Listening to Sun Shengnan's words, Xie Cunguan couldn't help but be shocked: "Woman, you are not such a person, are you!"
"Hmph! It's definitely not like this to others, it's ...... to you," Sun Shengnan gritted his teeth.
"Woman, in the competition on the field, either you lose, or I win, this ...... You don't have to hold grudges, right?" Although Xie Cunguan is not afraid of this girl, but he has no choice but to have his injuries not healed.
"Martial arts competition is a small thing!" Sun Shengnan's eyes were a little red: "People are not people with chicken stomachs, you have to put it aside, you beat me, I invite you to eat and drink, it's too late to admire you...... But now!"
"What's wrong now?" Xie Cunguan was depressed and wanted to vomit blood, why was he different from others?
"Now...... You...... You bad guy, my sister and my brother-in-law want a divorce, I can't wait to beat you every day......" Sun Shengnan gritted his teeth tightly, his beautiful eyes widened, and he looked like he wanted to eat meat and bed.
"The conscience of heaven and earth! Woman-" Xie Cunguan called out and hit the sky: "I didn't know they still had this agreement before the competition, I just helped my friends, and I did bad things with good intentions!"
"I don't care!" Sun Shengnan played arrogantly: "My sister has cried several times, you give me a beating first! I will be angry in the future, so I will find you to beat!" As he spoke, Rouge Tiger rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward, looking desperately to cramp and peel you.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Xie Cunguan hurriedly hung up the exemption card: "If you want your sister and brother-in-law to get back together, you can't beat me ......"
"Compound?" Sun Shengnan's good-looking eyes widened: "Do you have a way?"
"Uh-huh......" Xie Cunguan's eyes began to glance to the left and to the right, but he didn't look at Sun Shengnan, he was temporarily bubbling in his mouth, so what was the right idea.
"Don't lie to me!" Sun Shengnan's eyes widened, but his voice was a little gloomy: "Now I will beat you up at most, but if I let me know that you are lying to me, I can't beat you alone, gather a squad, a squad can't do it, gather a platoon...... When the time comes, I'm going to have to let you peel off your skin!"
"No...... I didn't lie to you......" Xie Cunguan said stiffly.
"Okay, sit down and have a drink, let me hear your idea!" Sun Shengnan was not so easy to fool.
"Can I send my friend back first? He's drunk like this......" Xie Cunguan cried with a sad face, obviously such a shrewd little girl, who said that this girl was reckless.
"Don't worry, it won't take you a few minutes! After saying that, I'll drive you ......" Sun Shengnan's expression was a little unfriendly.
"Okay then!" Xie Cunguan had no choice but to nod.
"Help this 'hero' and help that 'drunk man'!" Sun Shengnan said to a flat-headed man beside him. The flat-headed man really came to help Xie Cunguan and help Guo Tayu. Sun Shengnan took the lead in finding a seat, and Xie Cunguan and the flat-headed man helped Guo Tayu to follow behind. Guo Tayu looks quite big, but the amount of alcohol is average, but half a catty of white wine mixed with one-third of the bottle of red wine, and after drinking three bottles of tablet wine, he will get drunk like this. However, no matter how much he complained about Guo Tayu, who was already drunk and confused, he couldn't solve his crisis. So he helped Guo Tayu on the one hand, and at the same time urgently used his brain: What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? Hey, there is! I really came up with a way to fool Sun Shengnan.
Sun Shengnan is also a frequent customer here, and the little brother and sister in the bar are not stammering, and they quickly found a quiet and sheltered position. As soon as he sat down, Sun Shengnan threw the drink list handed over by his younger brother to Xie Cunguan and said: "Order it yourself, drink whatever you like! Then hurry up and tell your idea, speak well, drink and drink! If you don't speak well, you can just suck up all the things you ordered with your nose!"
When Xie Cunguan heard this, he couldn't help but look like a black line, this girl is really a tiger!
However, Xie Cunguan, who was already confident of "wood", generously ordered two drinks, and the price was not cheap, and he thought in his heart: Call you a girl and bully my brother, I will slaughter you fiercely first, and then I will fool you! I almost sang proudly: I laugh proudly, I laugh proudly......
Who would have thought that Sun Shengnan listened to him order, and he didn't even look at the list, he casually reported a drink, and handed the list to the little brother on the side and said: "These two are your friends of Mr. Ye, and all the things ordered are recorded in Mr. Ye's account!"
Xie Cunguan couldn't help but be speechless for a while, this and that! Is it like inviting someone to drink?
"Let's talk about it now!" Sun Shengnan turned his head and stared directly at Xie Cunguan.
Xie Cunguan sighed, no wonder the saints all said, but villains and women are difficult to raise......!
"Oh?" Sun Shengnan's eyes showed a suspicious expression: "What does this have to do with my sister?"
"Why did your sister divorce your brother-in-law?" Xie Cunguan asked suddenly.
"This ...... I don't know, do you know why?" Sun Shengnan lowered his head a little embarrassed, the thick line tiger girl couldn't figure out the emotional things at all.
"It's because your sister's kung fu is too high, and she always presses your brother-in-law! What about your brother......-in-law? And what about your sister, I also feel that this husband is not even as good as herself, so she is naturally aggrieved, and because of this, she looks down on your brother-in-law even more, and the contradictions between the two of them accumulate more and more, and finally it becomes like this...... "Xie Cunguan analyzed the head of the road, and the more he analyzed, the more he understood, and he couldn't help but say proudly in his heart: If he set up a marriage counseling center, he would not starve to death...... if he wanted to.
"What you say makes a lot of sense, it seems like that!" Although Sun Shengnan has a lot of nerves, after all, he has nothing to talk about with his sister, so he can naturally still know some things about Ye Zhunxing's husband and wife.
"So, I'm teaching your brother-in-law kung fu now, so that he can beat your sister, so that your brother-in-law won't be aggrieved if he wins your sister...... Your sister lost to your brother-in-law, you will no longer look down on him, and become more bird-like, won't the problem be solved?" Xie Cunguan Zhenzhen had words, and he believed what he said.
"You're just a little bird!" Sun Shengnan said unceremoniously, in her heart, a little bird or something, it was all insulting. Who doesn't know that Sun Jiannan is the first fierce girl in the capital. However, after all, she tilted her head and thought for a moment, "It's really what you said! However, if you train my brother-in-law, will he definitely be able to beat my sister?"
"What's this?" Xie Cunguan originally wanted to brag about it, and he would definitely be able to say something, but he always felt unsteady in his heart. To be honest, since he learned Xingyi from Guo Tayu, he feels that Xingyiquan's playing style is also quite crippled, and Baguazhang is also a famous practical kung fu. Sun Jianan is under the guidance of a famous teacher, and he combines two kung fu skills, and it is really said that Ye Zhunxing's current playing skills will definitely be able to beat Sun Jianan, but it is not necessarily.
However, how fast Xie Cunguan's mind turned, he immediately thought of a point, and said: "It's not necessarily at the moment, I still need your help for this!"
"What can I help, what can I help, can't I help my brother-in-law beat my sister, right?" Or give my sister a ten-spice soft tendon powder?" The little girl usually doesn't like to study, she likes to read a martial arts novel, and she is in a hurry, and even Jin Yongda's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" in the world-famous medicine ten spice soft tendons are turned out: "However, if my sister is weak, she will definitely find ......."
"Ahem-" Xie Cunguan almost burst out laughing, this girl's IQ! I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to fool her just now, and it seems that I still overestimated her. However, when I think of the "fierce" sister-in-law's "full" figure, if my whole body is really soft, it is really beautiful, and I will drool when I think about it...... But the thought flashed, but he didn't dare to think about it, and hurriedly came back to his senses and said: "That's not necessary! In fact, your brother-in-law's kung fu is similar to your sister's, but the difference is only in playing skills...... I taught you some of the ways to play our minds, Xiao Guo...... Well, it's this drunk fat man who passed on some of your brother-in-law's Xingyi's playing styles, so that your brother-in-law also has two playing styles, which are already on par with your sister. However, in order to be on the safe side, you pass on some gossip to your brother-in-law, and then, use the gossip of Xingyi to feed your brother-in-law, and your brother-in-law knows that he knows the other, and the chance of winning will naturally be greater, isn't this the truth?"
"That's right!" Speaking of other things, Sun Shengnan is a little tiger, but when it comes to kung fu play, she still knows a lot of things: "I know what my sister knows, what is more useful, train my brother-in-law in a targeted manner, and you will naturally be able to win my sister! I didn't expect you to be bad or bad, and your head is still quite smart, so it's decided, I'll start helping you train my brother-in-law tomorrow...... Let's go, I'll send you back!oops...... Wait, I've got to get on the number one first!I'll be right back......" As she spoke, the girl got up in a frenzy and ran towards the bar and bathroom.
"Alas!" Chief Xie Cun sighed, how smart his head was, why was he forced by a tenacious girl. Just as he was sighing, he heard a faint voice next to him: "I didn't expect Xiao Xie to be an expert on marriage issues! Then you give your sister an idea, what should my sister do?"
Xie Cunguan raised his head, and immediately sweated on his head, and the person standing next to him was tempted by a professional uniform, not Tang Ya.
"Sister Tang, I didn't mean that......" He hurriedly stood up.
"Then what do you mean by telling me?" Tang Ya's big beautiful eyes blinked at him.
Xie Cunguan hurriedly stood up, looked at him left and right, and said, "Xiao Guo is drunk like this, I'll send him back first...... This guy can't drink alcohol and still loves to drink......" As he spoke, he picked up Guo Tayu, who was still hazy, and left that position as if he had fled.
Behind him, Tang Ya looked at his back, and suddenly smiled: "Little slippery head! Look at you like that! Am I so stingy? Hmph-be small, be small, sister doesn't care!"