Fourth, four, five, cute, indigestion
Update at 8 p.m.
Because he was going to see a doctor instead of fighting, Tang Sen only took Xiao'er with him, left Sun Wukong and other combative girls in the hotel, and followed the police into the luxury car specially sent to pick up the "famous doctor", and drove towards the palace under the protection of the mighty police.
Zhu Ziguo's palace is also magnificently built, there are three giant portraits hanging in front of the palace, the people in the portraits are the great leader Zhou Chaojun, as well as his father and grandfather, it turns out that the king of Zhu Ziguo has changed three generations, the throne of this country is hereditary, and these three generations of leaders are worshiped as gods by Zhu Ziguo.
Tang Sen got out of the luxury car and walked to the gate of the palace, there are many doctors here who are queuing up to register, waiting to go in to see a doctor, each doctor is protected by a large number of police or soldiers, it seems that they are all "strange doctors" invited from various places, and I think it is, in the past three years, I don't know how many miracle doctors have been invited to see Zhou Chaojun, and now they are still invited, and they can only be strange doctors.
The policemen walked to the registration office with Xiao'er, only to see the strange doctor in front of him register on the paper: "Zhang Da Fat in the Jianghu Lang of Hejian Prefecture, specializes in treating all kinds of strange and strange diseases", when registering, the officials next to him all looked flattering and respectful: "Doctor Zhang, the great leader's illness is troublesome for you to carefully adjust", the expression on the doctor's face looked very frightened, and he also looked very unconfident, and said embarrassedly: "I did my best, but I just ...... It's just that the zongzi are not digested, and I'm not very sure. ”
The officials patted him on the shoulder and said, "We also know that this disease is difficult to treat, but for the sake of the great leader's body, no matter how difficult the mountain is, it must be overcome, you do your best!"
"Yes, the villain is sincerely afraid, and he will do his best to save the great leader. Dr. Zhang bowed down and walked into the palace.
That's when it's the little ear's turn. Xiao Er didn't like to register or anything, flattened his mouth, and immediately rushed to the airport security officer next to him, he looked at Xiao Er's passport, and helped her register on the paper: "The emperor of the Tang Dynasty is a divine doctor, Li Er." All kinds of miracle medicines. ”
The officials looked at the small-eared girl carefully, and their eyes fell on Tang Sen: "Who is this?"
The policemen hurriedly explained: "This is the companion of the miracle doctor, huh...... It seems to be similar to guardians, brokers and the like. ”
"Alright, let him go with him. ”
The officials let them go, and Townsend and the little eared girl walked into the palace, and when they arrived, the police and airport security personnel could not follow, and handed the two Townsend to the guards in the official to lead the way. The guard probably led the way to an unknown number of doctors. He didn't expect much from Tang Sen and the little eared girl, and led them into the inner palace with a blank face.
When I arrived at the inner palace, there was a large hall here, and the hall was already crowded with doctors, and I saw that everyone was gathered in front of a large screen, reading the information displayed on the big screen in detail......
It turned out that Zhou Chaojun had been ill for three years and had already come to countless doctors to see him. If you have to talk about his condition every time a new doctor comes in, it will not be too troublesome. Therefore, Zhu Ziguo's officials had already made a slideshow of Zhou Chaojun's illness, and when the new doctor came, he played the slideshow on the big screen for the doctors to see.
Tang Sen and Xiaoer looked up at the big screen, only to see that an X-ray photo was being displayed on it, from which the internal situation of Zhou Chaojun's body could be clearly seen, and a black shadow in the shape of a zongzi could be clearly seen on the stomach.
A guard was pointing his whip at the shadow. He said to the doctors: "Look carefully, this is this thing, this is a rice dumpling eaten by the great leader during the Dragon Boat Festival three years ago, and it is still in the stomach of the great leader." There was no sign of digestion. Doctors all said that it was the most convenient way to take rice dumplings, but the great leaders were reluctant to do it, saying that it was terrible to open the stomach and not accept the operation...... Therefore, we need to use traditional medical methods, and at the most we can only solve the problem by injection and medicine, so please try to find a way to solve it. ”
The doctors' expressions were very exciting, and although Tang Sen couldn't read minds, he could see that they were screaming in their hearts: Nima, what kind of strange disease is this? Zongzi that has not been digested for three years? Is that zongzi made of iron? We can't cure this disease.
A very beautiful female doctor came out and said seriously: "In my opinion, the root cause of this disease is a problem with the digestive system.
The guard sighed: "In the past three years, Sanjiu has eaten a few tons, and dozens of carts of various drugs to help digestion have been eaten, and other foods can be digested well, but this zongzi, it just doesn't move." ”
The female doctor sweated profusely and retreated into the group of doctors, not daring to speak again.
Another doctor came out and said, "What kind of material is this rice dumpling? Could it be made of iron?"
Townsend thought to himself: This doctor is thinking of me.
The guard shook his head and said: "If the glutinous rice dumplings are fake, there were many people celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival with the great leaders at that time, and everyone ate the zongzi together, but only the great leaders did not digest it, and everyone else digested it normally." We have done gastroscopy for the great leader and confirmed that the zongzi is still made of glutinous rice and does not contain heavy metals. ”
Everyone sweats profusely, Nima, and gastroscopy have all done it, why don't you take out the zongzi in a similar way by the way?
Seeing the expressions on everyone's faces, the guards knew what they wanted to say, shook their heads and sighed: "Don't think about it, you can't take it out, the zongzi is too big, and if you want to take it out directly, it will get stuck in your throat." ”
"I rub it, how did you eat it in the first place?"
"None of this matters anymore, what matters is what to do with this zongzi now. "A sick fat man walked out of the harem, Tang Sen saw this fat man for the first time, but he felt extremely familiar, the entire Zhu Ziguo was hung with his portraits everywhere, and he couldn't know him if he wanted to know it.
This is Zhou Chaojun!
Almost all the doctors saluted the fat man at the first time and said respectfully: "Hello, great leader. ”
A few doctors even cried out with emotion, and they felt that it was worthwhile to be alive to see the great leader in this life.
Tang Sen maintained an equal attitude and greeted with a smile: "Hello Mr. Zhou." ”
The fat man returned the salute to everyone one by one, but he was very polite, and when he walked in front of Tang Sen, he also smiled at Tang Sen and saluted back: "Hello Mr. Tang, hello Miss Li Er." ”
Townsend thought to himself: This fat man actually knows our names, it seems that he has already seen the doctor's register, so every doctor can call out the name to greet him, from this point of view, this person is not an arrogant person, not as two as I imagined.
Zhou Chaojun walked to the main seat and sat down, looking very tired, it is understandable to think about it, anyone who has a zongzi in his stomach that has not been digested for three years will become so weak as him.
He looked at all the doctors with pitiful, injured eyes like a rabbit, and said with a wry smile: "The divine doctors have already studied my condition, right?
As soon as these words were asked, a group of doctors immediately cried in front of them, and these doctors howled miserably like their own dead mothers: "Great leader, I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, we are really useless waste, not to mention the cure of such a disease, I haven't even heard of it, it's really helpless......
Zhou Chaojun sighed: "Alas, I can't blame you for this, I've been sick for three years, countless doctors have come to see me, and it's common sense that you can't be cured. ”
The doctor who cried and couldn't be cured was asked to leave, and there were not many doctors left in the room, only a few were left.
These doctors are a little conceited, or there are more methods, one of them frowned and didn't say anything for a long time, after a while, he suddenly stretched out his hand, brushed under a piece of paper and wrote down the names of several medicinal materials, and said loudly: "Great leader, the villain has a secret prescription that can improve the function of the digestive system by a hundred times, and a mere zongzi will definitely be able to digest it, please quickly send someone to collect these medicinal materials I wrote and send them to the official, and I will prepare a secret medicine for you." ”
Zhou Chaojun was overjoyed: "Come on, hurry up and prepare medicine." ”
The doctor was immediately treated as a guest by the guards and invited to rest in a special pharmacy.
The rest of the doctors also began to rack their brains and come up with their own tricks.
Tang Sen turned his head to look at Xiao Er, but saw that Xiao Er was also in deep thought, she also thought for a while, beckoned a guard and said, "I need the following medicines, you can also help me get them, remember...... Ginseng, human hair, mustard, catechu, star anise, cloves, sword bean, notoginseng, triangular, dried ginger, dry lacquer, Guangbai, wide angle, Guangdan, Euphorbia, jujube, garlic, thistle, ...................................." (Note: The ellipses represent the names of countless medicinal materials, so I will not list them here, lest everyone say that I irrigate.) )
She couldn't stop saying this, and she said the names of hundreds of medicinal herbs, and the whole person of the guard was Spartan, and screamed: "Slow down, I can't remember, please allow me to take a pen and paper to remember." ”
Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat profusely: "Hey, little eared girl, your column is hundreds of medicinal materials, to cure indigestion, do you really need so many medicines?"
Xiao'er whispered mysteriously: "Are you stupid, of course, you can't use a few medicines to cure indigestion, but this is a rare opportunity to collect medicinal materials, of course I want him to get me all the medicinal materials, go back and pack them all and take them away, I can study to my heart's content, hahahaha......"
Townwend: "......"
I'm rubbing, are you here to cheat and cheat?
Tang Sen felt that Yali Mountain was big, it was good that this thing was not exposed, once the stuffing was exposed, he and Xiaoer would definitely be chased out with the soles of their shoes. (To be continued.) )