Third, sixteen, there are no robbers in the wasteland

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Tang Sen and his entourage had just left the Xiliang Women's Country, dressed up beautifully, and the fashionable and beautiful Shiji Niangniang arrived, and she found Bai Ruoling with joy: "I'm here, I'm here to help you." ”

Bai Ruoling said with a bitter face: "But classmate Tang Sen has already left the Xiliang Women's Country and continues to the west." ”

"What?" Shi Ji Niangniang was shocked: "Then what am I here for?"

Tang Sen and his entourage left the Xiliang Women's Country and turned over the Jinqing Mountain in the west, well, Jinqing Mountain is a crater, so there is also Jinqing Mountain in the west of the Xiliang Women's Country, but the mountain on this side is more steep, more difficult to climb than the east one, after crossing the Jinqing Mountain, it is a huge wasteland, and there is no population for dozens of miles.

Sun Wukong looked at the endless wasteland and couldn't help laughing: "If this kind of place was placed 500 years ago, there would have been horse thieves to make trouble. ”

Tang Sen couldn't help laughing and said: "Speaking of this, I feel a little curious, why do the horse thieves in movies and television like to make trouble in the wasteland?

Sun Wukong pointed at Tang Sen: "It's just to rob travelers like you, as well as passing caravans!"

Tang Sen said with a smile: "Xiliang Women's Country implements a policy of closing the country to the outside world, so ...... There should be no travelers or caravans in this wasteland, and there should be no such thing as horse thieves. ”

Zhu Bajie nodded beside her: "It makes sense, but it is not excluded that the author of the novel will be forced to slap his face and pretend to be the author of the novel, and he will become a few villains in a place where it is impossible to breed thieves to develop the plot." And the villain is also very cheap.,I like to find trouble with the protagonist when I'm fine.,Obviously there's no enmity with the protagonist.,But it's like the protagonist killed his mother.,I have to compete with the protagonist.。 In the end, he was slapped in the face by the protagonist...... in "Invincible Record", there are many more brain-dead villains. ”

Tang Sen Khan: "Don't use the plot of "Proud Invincible" to reflect reality, there is no such thing in reality......"

As soon as Tang Sen's words fell, he realized that he was wrong.

Suddenly there was billowing smoke and dust in front of you, the kind of smoke that rolled up when an off-road vehicle drove through the wasteland. Sure enough, more than a dozen military jeeps rushed over, all of them were armed elements dressed in very strange clothes, tattered camouflage uniforms or anti-sand robes, black scarves covering their heads, carrying bazookas on their shoulders, and AK-47s in their hands.

Townsend pointed to the Jeep lane from far and near, "Is there any mistake? Are there really bad guys in this wasteland? They won't be coming to bully me right away." And then I slapped you in the face, right?"

Zhu Bajie flipped through the "Invincible Record", and said calmly: "According to normal development, they will soon drive in front of us, force us to hand over all our belongings with a very pretended appearance, and threaten to arrest all women back as slave girls...... Uh-huh...... Then you start the dragon and slap them all to death. completed a small routine of pretending to slap the face. ”

After Sister Zhu finished speaking, the jeep also arrived in front of her. Two people with loaded guns jumped out of the car, covered with black scarves and black robes, not to mention their size, they couldn't even see the men and women, and walked towards Tang Sen with steps.

Sister Zhu spread her hands. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Look, it's coming!"

Tang Sen glanced at her angrily, Ya, you don't have a crow's mouth, no one is when you are dumb, is this really going to happen? I'm not afraid of a few human robbers, but it's annoying to be haunted by this kind of thing.

The two armed terrorists walked up to Tang Sen, and suddenly bowed slightly: "Dear travelers, we have come from afar, and the food on the car is about to run out, if you have extra food, can you sell us a little?"

Tang Sen and his entourage couldn't help but froze slightly, Huh, what about the robbers? This Nima...... Can you still be considered a terrorist when you talk to yourself so politely?

The two men were shocked when they saw Tang Sen, and thought that he was frightened by the weapons of his own group, and quickly explained: "Travelers, don't panic, we are not robbers or bad people, we are the holy warriors of the country of Lisbi, the rebels who fight for the truth, the friends of justice, we are definitely not bad people, we will not rob your things, we will buy your food in line with the principle of fair trade." ”

Tang Sen Khan, took out the mobile phone GPS map and checked, it turned out that the west of the Xiliang women's country is really a country called "Reese", from the Internet encyclopedia checked, Lisbon has a perennial civil war, there is a group of rebels who claim to be the "Reese Jihadist Organization" has been working against the government, trying to overthrow the government and rebuild a free country.

It seems that the dozen or so jeeps in front of him are the rebel soldiers of the Reese Jihadist organization, for the government of Reese, this group of people is actually terrorists, but for Tang Sen, an outsider, it is not clear which side of the government and the rebel army is a good person, anyway, it doesn't matter, as long as they don't come to bully themselves, they are all good people, and if they come to bully themselves, they are all bad people.

Tang Sen couldn't help but wonder: "Since you are a Reese jihadist organization, why don't you operate in Reese, what are you doing in this wasteland?"

The two people glanced at each other and said with a wry smile: "We are just a small branch of the organization, the branch stronghold was discovered and destroyed by the government army, we escaped from the stronghold, were chased by the government army and escaped from the border, and came to this wasteland, and now we are running out of food, and we are in a very difficult period......"

"I see!" Townsend finally figured out, since they politely asked for help from him, he could not sit back and watch them starve to death in the wasteland, and he could help them, this is called the spirit of international humanitarianism.

"Well, I've brought a lot of food, so I'll give it to you. Townsend laughed.

"Thank you very much...... one of them said: "We don't have the money, we can't pay you, let's use this AK-47 automatic rifle as money for food, by the way, and 500 rounds of ammunition......"

Tang Sen Khan, I don't want an AK-47, it's strange to walk on the road with this thing, and not be arrested as a terrorist.

"Sun Wukong, there are a lot of instant noodles in the big package you are carrying, right, take a few hundred packets and give them out!" Tang Sen turned his head.

The gaze of the two men followed Townsen. I found that the little Lori standing behind Tang Sen looked very cute, but she was carrying an exaggerated package on her back, which was like a hill.

The two sweated and said, "This ...... How can such a small girl carry such a big package......? You...... You're abusing Lori!"

"I didn't abuse Lori.,It's because she's recently set a big plan.,To travel all over the world to find the true meaning of cute.。 Said to bring more food in case of emergency, if Meng appeared in some rare places, she could rely on these foods to find it, so she took the initiative to ask to carry so many things. ”

The two of them looked at the little Lori with the huge package on her back sweating, and thought: Where is the leaf trough? Will the moe appear in a place where people are rarely visited? Oh my God...... You're so cute, and you're looking for the true meaning of a cute fart, and you're the embodiment of the true meaning.

The two handed the AK-47 to Sun Wukong: "Just exchange this gun for your instant noodles." ”

Sun Wukong is a very generous master, he opened the package without hesitation and gave them half of the instant noodles. Reaching out to pick up the AK-47, Tang Sen hurriedly said, "Don't take that thing, we don't want it, the food should be given to them." ”

"Isn't that right?" said the two men, "Allah does not like people who do not work for nothing, and we cannot accept gifts from others for nothing." ”

When they all said this, Tang Sen didn't have a good time saying anything, and motioned for Sun Wukong to take the gun.

Sun Wukong held the AK-47 and played happily: "Human weapons." It seems to be a lot of fun. She held the gun in her hand and kept spinning, fiddling from side to side. Touching the east and touching the west, it feels very fresh.

The two saw that little Lori was playing with a gun, and her movements were very rusty, and they suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, so they hurriedly said, "Little sister." Guns don't play like this, especially the muzzle, never point at people...... Oh, don't point him at this young lady, in case you get angry......"

It's too late, it's too fast. Sun Wukong had already pointed the muzzle of the AK-47 at Li Jing, and said with a smile: "This weapon seems to be used like this, I'll try it." ”

Li Jing said nonchalantly: "Okay, try it to see if it's fun." ”

The two men were terrified and shouted, "Stop, you will kill your companion by mistake......"

"Dada!" Sun Wukong had already pulled the trigger, and the automatic rifle fired a shuttle of bullets and flew towards Li Jing.

The two men screamed and shouted, "Something's wrong...... Get a medicine kit and ......"

However, after they finished calling, they found that Li Jing had nothing to do, she was standing there with a smile, and she couldn't even see a bullet hole on her body.

The two rubbed their eyes, suspecting that they had seen it wrong, or that the little Lori's marksmanship was too poor and the bullets were all crooked...... But to be crooked at such a close distance, it really takes quite an artistic cell.

Li Jing suddenly spread out his right hand, actually grabbed a handful of bullets in his palm, and said with a smile: "This toy is very fun, the bullets are full of bullets, I almost can't catch it." ”

"Whew!" the two sturdy jihadist fighters almost fainted.

The militants in the jeep behind them were all screaming in fright, and I don't know how many fighters' jaws fell to the ground.

Tang Sen snatched the AK-47 from Sun Wu's empty hand, handed it back to the two jihadist fighters, and said with a smile: "You have also seen that automatic rifles are too dangerous, this kind of thing is still good for you to collect, food, you will regard it as a gift from Allah, no need to worry about this problem anymore." ”

"It's not the guns that are dangerous, it's the people of you!" the jihadist fighters turned around and ran...... After running for dozens of meters, he suddenly ran back, picked up the instant noodles that had fallen on the ground in surprise just now, took out a few sets of strange camouflage uniforms and handed them over, and then said: "We still can't get it for nothing, let's give you these sets of clothes, just treat them as the reward for instant noodles......" After speaking, he turned around and ran away. (To be continued.) )

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