The fifth time, which imperial land and which soldier
Xiao Ziyi sat on the bow of the boat, looking around with a pair of eyes, hoping to find something to eat and talk about quenching hunger.
But he has eaten pork for half his life, and he can't even tell what a pig looks like, and even where the rice and grain he eats at home every day come from, whether he knows it or not.
The family is so rich that it may not be able to share the grains and poultry, but it is really more difficult to find something to eat in the wild than it is for a poor man to pick up a large lump of gold on the road. What's more, in the past twenty or thirty years, the society has been overthrown, the people are struggling to make a living, and there is famine everywhere.
The boat drifted slowly along the current, and before it could reach the small bridge out of the town, it gave the two poor soldiers to escape.
The tall man walked with the boat on the shore, pointed to the boat with his right hand, and said loudly: "Wu Na man, leave the woman with money, and the uncle will not embarrass you, otherwise he will cut you down the river to feed the king!"
Xiao Ziyi was so hungry that she held back her anger, and when she heard the tall man speak without putting people in her eyes, she was furious, and scolded at the other party's halberd: "Bastard, I don't know who the sky is high!
The tall soldier said, "your grandma, a bear, uncle doesn't care who you are, you have come ashore to fight!"
Xiao Ziyi was so angry that her teeth turned white, and she scolded: "You ...... Are you a subordinate of Commander Du or a subordinate of King Liang? I only need a letter to tell you to hit the ground, and if I don't believe you, you will report your name!"
The tall man said: "Hehe, Lao Tzu is the commander of Du on the peak, I don't believe it, but I want to see if your pen is sharp, or the knife in my hand is sharp!" Although he was hungry and weak, and the knife edge was also rusty, at this time, it was also terrifying.
Xiao Ziyi held back her anger and secretly thought: "There is an old saying: Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is unclear to be reasonable." Xiao Ziyi's tiger fell in Pingyang today, thinking about the life-threatening points of a family of three, and let you, the vicious dog, give it up. ”
immediately stretched his angry face and said calmly: "Brother soldier, if it is not peaceful today, everyone is out of the house, it is nothing more than a mixed meal." I have been friends with you Lord Du for many years, and we are all a family, so why bother to use knives and guns. I have a hundred taels of silver, and you will spend it, and if it is not enough to make money, you will come to Xiao Shizhuang to get it. I, Xiao Ziyi, am also a person who squanders money and is righteous, and I can't treat my brothers badly. ”
When the two soldiers heard this, they couldn't help but open their mouths wide, and the short man said, "You are the famous Xiao Ziyi?"
Xiao Ziyi smiled and nodded: "Exactly." ”
The short man looked at Lin Ruosu and asked, "So...... So this is Mrs. Zun? Sure enough, what a flower, so beautiful, so beautiful!"
The tall man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "It's really beautiful enough!" and then said to the short man: "Eh, have you heard of it, there is a ballad circulating in Luoyang City recently." ”
The short man said, "What ballad?"
The tall man said: "What is it called'Three flowers in Luoyang City, competing for the pipa." Ah San is lustful and insatiable, and looks forward to the king and the Xiao family. ’”
The short man said disdainfully: "What kind of ballad do I say, your ballad, a three-year-old hairy child can also sing it, it's very unusual!"
The tall man said, "Then you know what it means, don't you?"
The short man said: "It means that one of the three most beautiful women in Luoyang City was occupied by Ah San, and he was not enough, he was bold, and he even wanted the one next to the emperor." Well, the Xiao family is really the same...... It's also ......" said with straight eyes and stared straight at Lin Ruosu.
The tall man also looked at Lin Ruosu and smiled: "The flower of the Xiao family, I'm afraid it won't be his turn!"
After a while, he said: "Eh, let's talk about it, do you know who this Ah San is in the ballad?"
The short man said: "Needless to say, it is naturally the Zhu family's Ah San Zhu Wen." ”
The tall man said, "That's a good point." This Zhu Asanyuan was a hooligan gangster, and later followed the Huangchao uprising, and repeatedly made military exploits, which was deeply respected by the Huangchao. But just when the rebel army was marching forward, this thief and bird rebelled, and actually surrendered to Emperor Zhaozong of the Tang Dynasty and counterattacked the Huangchao army. was originally in a good situation, but he was given this defection, and his sharpness was greatly reduced, and he finally ended up in a dismal end. The destruction of the Huangchao army is naturally a very happy thing, but what is infuriating is that this squid is now in control of the government and the opposition, and even the commander of Du, who commands the 100,000 divine army, must be jealous of him for three points. His wife Li Hui is not only as beautiful as a flower, but also virtuous and accessible, so he is a peerless beauty who meets a jackal. He was still not satisfied, so he even wanted to take Emperor Li Ye's concubine Su Mei. Fortunately, Su Mei had foreknowledged, and before Zhu Asan succeeded, he had quietly left the palace and disappeared. The lady Lin in the boat was also unbearable, so she took refuge in a secluded place. I'm right, Mrs. Lin?"
Lin Ruosu saw that his eyes were light, and he couldn't help but be ashamed and angry, thinking that he didn't know how to get out, so he added even more trouble.
Xiao Ziyi was angry in her heart, but she couldn't bear it.
At this time, the two soldiers and bandits had already grabbed the bridge, untied the rope tied to the stone pillar, and there was a sound of fluttering under the bridge, and a large piece of firewood was inserted into the river, and the fence was also like the ground, sealing the bridge hole.
Xiao Ziyi thought to herself, even if the bridge was unblocked, she didn't have the strength to row and escape. For now, with a little more bribes, these two soldiers will definitely be able to impress. It really can't be done, only by telling a big lie, imagining a secret treasure, so that they can believe it to be true, and use it as bait, they will not be a killer in vain.
Thinking of this, just as he was about to discuss with each other, the two soldiers seemed to be talking about sex, but they couldn't stop talking, you came and went, foaming at the mouth, and they were happy, as if they intended to do it in front of Lin Ruosu.
I only heard the short man say: "Zhu Asan's absurd and shameless ugly things, Lin Niangzi must have heard of it." He occupied the wives and daughters of his subordinates, provided them with **, and did not let go of his daughter-in-law, and every time he sent his son out on business, he did the thing of 'a pear flower pressing a begonia' at home. ”
The tall man asked knowingly: "What does this 'a pear blossom pressing begonia' mean, I don't understand it, brother." Haha!"
The short man said intentionally or unintentionally: "This has an allusion." It is said that an eighty-year-old gentleman married an eighteen-year-old concubine, and on the wedding night, the mandarin ducks were warmed by the spring, and he was moved, so he made a poem, the poem: 'I am eighty years old and eighteen, and I am red and white. It is the same as the Qing upside down, only separated by a sixtieth in the middle. Unexpectedly, one of his poet friends deliberately ridiculed and wrote a poem: "Eighteen brides and eighty langs, pale hair and red makeup. The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia. ”
The tall man said: "You scold Zhu Wen, be careful to pass it into his ears, that's not fun!"
The short man said: "As long as he Zhu Asan did, I can't say?"
The tall man said: "Nowadays, Zhu Asan is a person who leans towards the government and the opposition, and even the emperor pinched his neck, and he couldn't be the master." Did Emperor Zhaozong make the decision to move the capital of your Dao Kingdom from Chang'an to Luoyang? He was coerced by Zhu Asan, so he moved the capital. ”
The short man said: "Our Shence army, how can we eat soft rice! If we really fight, Zhu Asan may not be the opponent commanded by Du!"
The tall man said: "Phew, what kind of god army, it's not enough for Zhu Wen to swallow in one bite." I heard that Commander Du had already been with Zhu Wen all the way, otherwise the emperor would not be alone. In the future, when we see Zhu Wen's subordinates, we can be polite, but I didn't cut off someone's head, and I don't know how to die!"
The short man said: "I'm a hooligan Zhu Asan, and he also wants to be a ...... When ......"
Before the poem was finished, the word "dang" exited, and suddenly, the two of them slowly rose from the ground on all fours, raising more than half a foot, and then they froze.
Xiao Ziyi was taken aback, and only said that the two of them had fallen into some evil demon method, or were picked up by some monster. When I looked at it again, I saw that the two were slowly separated, and a powerful man suddenly appeared in the middle.
This big man is full of muscles, he is strong, and the two soldiers in his hands are rare to eat on weekdays, but in contrast, he is even more skinny, and there is really no room for struggle in the hands of a strong man.
Xiao Ziyi and the others didn't know what was going on, but they heard someone on the other side of the bridge say: "Fang is in a big chaos today, and the group of gangsters are rising, dividing the feudal towns, and supporting the army to respect themselves." There are Li Keyong and Liu Rengong in the north, Li Maozhen and Wang Jian in the west, and Yang Xingmi, Ma Yin, Wang Xianzhi and Liu Yin in the east. This king sits in the hinterland of the Central Plains, although he can assist the Son of Heaven to order the princes, but Li Keyong and others claim to be the king and hegemon, and the yang is against the yin, and everyone agrees to be good, but behind the scenes, they are just bad with me. If you want to subdue these feudal towns, what is the best strategy for the military advisor?"
Another voice said: "The king wants to annex the world, and the time is still ripe. At present, Li Keyong is standing in the Jindi, condescending, looking at the Central Plains, and taking advantage of the terrain, which is the top concern. It is necessary to know that the emperors of previous dynasties mostly made their fortunes in Taiyuan, Shanxi, and eventually won the world. Therefore, the king's main energy is to guard against the Jin Kingdom. The rest of the feudal towns such as Wu, Chu, and Qi, according to the snooping of their subordinates, all have the meaning of being in a corner of peace, and stealing peace, and the king only needs to send people to stir up discord between them, and he can have no worries. As long as you recuperate with this, the king will come to the world, and it will be just around the corner!"
Speaking of this, I suddenly heard the majestic voice say, "Yanzhang, what are you doing?"
The strong man turned his head and pointed to the two thin soldiers who were picked up by him on the ground and said, "These two bastard guys dare to speak disrespectfully to the king. Yanzhang has subdued them, just waiting for the king to fall!"
In the blink of an eye, a person walked by from the bridge, and saw that he was in his fifties, with a wide forehead and square mouth, a high nose and big eyes, and a strong waist.
When the strong man saw him walk in front of him, he bowed down to greet him.
The king's eyes protruded, and the essence flickered, and he only glanced at the two people on the ground, and both of them shuddered, and couldn't help but shiver.
The king was behind him, and he didn't take the two of them seriously, but looked into the distance and asked, "How can they be so disrespectful?"
The strong man replied, "They...... They mock the king!"
The king said, "No matter how sarcastic, you can say it directly." I think I, Zhu Wenzhi, am in the world, and I don't take the foul words of others to heart. ”
This person is Zhu Wen, the king of Liang. That strong man is Wang Yanzhang, a famous general under him, and the person with whom he is suitable to talk about the world is his famous strategist Jing Xiang.
Wang Yanzhang thought to himself that the words spit out by the two dog soldiers were too ugly to repeat, so he took two steps forward, stretched out his hand and lifted the two soldiers over, threw them in front of Zhu Wen, and shouted: "Don't ask the king for guilt!"
He had no intention of taking the lives of two people. Recently, the army of Zhu Wen and the army of Li Maozhen, the king of Qi, clashed, and fought in this area, and the troops were stationed here. Wang Yanzhang went out to inspect, and happened to meet these two soldiers talking nonsense on the bridge, thinking that it was just to teach them a lesson. Unexpectedly, Zhu Wen and Jing Xiang also came here. Zhu Wen has seen it, but Wang Yanzhang is a straightforward general, and it is impossible for him to lie to Zhu Wen. Why didn't he know that Zhu Wen was tyrannical and murderous, and now if the two of them want to live, they can only kowtow and apologize.
Unexpectedly, the two of them believed that they were subordinates of the command of the Shence Army, and this time they got the dictation of Emperor Zhaozong, and they sent the secret edict abroad, and they were also a little bullish when they spoke and did things. How can you kowtow at the moment?
The tall man got up and said, "We are the emperor's envoys, does King Liang want to rebel?"
Zhu Wen saw that he did not kowtow to himself, but spoke so arrogantly, his eyebrows were raised, he kicked over, threw the two soldiers on his back, and shouted: "Since you are the emperor's own soldiers, you don't protect the emperor well in Luoyang, what are you doing in this wild place?"
Seeing that Zhu Wen was arrogant, domineering, and inviolable, the two soldiers trembled and said, "Your Majesty...... The emperor sent me to wait out on a business trip, but I didn't expect to meet a bandit on the road and take away the mounts of the little ones......"
Speaking of this, Zhu Wen "coughed", got up and kicked each of them, and scolded loudly: "Grandma, you two pus-filled eggs, you can't even beat a bandit, and you are still your grandfather's soldier!"
After a pause, he sneered again: "Hehe, Li Ye, the emperor, is really ashamed, there are fools like you by your side, Tang Yan can not die!"
Before the two of them could say anything, Zhu Wen stretched out his hand, grabbed them by the collar, threw his arm away, and the two fell straight into the air.
Then Zhu Wen waved his right hand, and more than ten crossbow guards next to him pulled their bows full of strings, and in an instant, the sound of swishing was endless, and the sharp arrows shot through the air, all of which were inserted into the bodies of the two soldiers. The two of them turned into two big hedgehogs, plopped twice, and fell into the river, how could they be killed.
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