Chapter Ninety-Four: Drunk
"Ahh
Seeing that he was coughing non-stop, and his face was flushed with a sickly flush, Yun Yi couldn't help but feel uncomfortable for him, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him carefully caress his back and smooth his breath: "Cough senior, are you okay? Do you say that you can't drink so much because you can't drink in this body? If it's because of greed for cups, you put your life on the line, how worthless it is!"
"Brother, is this old man okay?" Hua Ruo also hurriedly came to Yun Yi's side, looking at the painful appearance of the remnant monk's heart, liver and lungs, and couldn't help but ask softly.
Before Yun Yi could speak, the remnant monk who could barely stop coughing took a breath and said: "What do you two juniors know? If there is wine today and drunk today, it doesn't matter if he still has a life in the Ming Dynasty?
Looking at the remnant monk's aggrieved appearance when he said that he was about to cry, Yun Yi and Hua Ruo glanced at each other, and their expressions were slightly strange. How can this old man be crazy? How can people think that he is more like a drunkard than a drunkard?
"Ahem, cough cough," the remnant monk, who was slowly sipping a little bit of wine from the bamboo cup, coughed and whispered about good wine in a drunken voice. It's like an addict.
Seeing this, the corners of Yun Yi's mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "This old man has entered the wine, and he is completely hopeless." ”
"Dead old ghost!" It was like an angry shout from the roar of a lion in Hedong, and a remnant monk with a stirring spirit suddenly smashed through the small window of the kitchen like a ghost and ran out.
Hearing this familiar voice, Yun Yi, who raised his eyebrows, saw a red figure come to the kitchen.
"Yun Yi! dare to seduce the dead old ghost to drink, I will settle accounts with you when I come back," Yan Ni, who glared at Yun Yi angrily, dodged and chased after him.
"Brother" Hua Ruo was dumbfounded, obviously frightened by the ghostly speed of the two.
Seeing Hua Ruo frowning and turning upside down towards herself, Yun Yi couldn't help but hurriedly support her: "It's not Hua Ruo, what's wrong with you? The two of them are not ghosts, aren't they just faster? won't they scare you out, right?"
"Brother, I'm so dizzy!" Hua Ruo, who was leaning on Yun Yi's arms, said indistinctly.
Yun Yi, who was stunned, looked at Hua Ruo, whose face was as ruddy as a peach blossom, and suddenly reacted with a move. It seems that the co-authorship is because the smell of alcohol here is too heavy, and Hua Ruo can't stand it after staying for a while. Yes, this girl's alcohol consumption is really time to exercise, and she will get drunk before she drinks it.
Don't care about the cruel words left by Yanni, Yun Yi hurriedly left the kitchen with Hua Ruo in his arms and sent her back to her room.
When Yun Yi came out of Hua Ruo's room, he saw Mica hurriedly coming in from outside: "Xiao Yi, what happened?
"The smell of alcohol in the kitchen is too strong, she's not staying for a while and she gets drunk," Yun Yi smiled helplessly.
When Mica heard this, she immediately covered her nose slightly and glared at Yun Yi angrily: "Xiaoyi, what are you doing? By the way, who are those two people just now? I don't think he looks like an ordinary person, he should be a person from the rivers and lakes, right? That old man seems to be in poor health, and you still give him drink." The woman in the back doesn't look like it. Aren't you asking for trouble for yourself?"
"Mother, I didn't expect that old guy to come and drink the wine I made! He had to drink it, and I didn't force him," Yun Yilian, who shook his head helplessly, said: "Okay, mother, you go back to the room to rest first! That, I can't cook food in the kitchen at noon, I'll go out and buy some food and come back!"
Mica had no choice but to nod her head and let Yun Yi help her back to the room.
After settling the mica, Yun Yi hurriedly opened the window in the living room, and went upstairs to open all the windows above, wanting to let the escaping wine quickly evaporate.
When Yun Yi went downstairs and returned to the kitchen again, the drunkard was already here at some point, tasting some freshly distilled high-grade liquor in a bowl.
"Well, good wine!" The drunkard nodded in praise, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Yun Yi and smiled: "Boy, I didn't expect you to have this ability." I don't know exactly how you managed to make such a good wine, but you did surprise me this time! Also, help me brew some more. I have the wine in the basement, you can use it as you like. ”
Yun Yi shrugged his shoulders a little helplessly and said, "Senior drunkard, senior remnant monk, but I have booked ten jars of this kind of wine here." If you still want it, I'm afraid you'll have to talk to him. ”
"He's a dead old ghost, he doesn't want to die, and he still dares to drink with his leprosy body?" The drunkard couldn't help laughing: "Boy, you don't need to give him ten altars, two altars, at most three altars, enough to drink him to death." How can a dead man drink?"
Watching the drunkard speak, Ma Li put all the distilled liquor he had made into the gourd he was carrying, and turned to leave, Yun Yi couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth slightly. Ya, if that dead old ghost dies of drinking, Yanni's old wife won't be looking for me to fight hard!
"Gotcha! I've made trouble for myself, and I've become a brewing master now," Yun Yi, who pouted helplessly, patted himself and walked straight out alone: "Let's sacrifice the Five Organs Temple first!"
Yunyi, who went out to buy some food, bought some wine by the way and came back. Of course, it's all bad wine. In such a big and small place as Panlong Town, what good wine can there be? Even if it is the wine sold in the Huiyan Tower, it is not as good as the wine stored in the drunkard's cellar.
When Yun Yi returned, the smell of wine in the attic was almost gone.
Yun Yi, who put the food on the living room table, walked to Hua Ruo's room first.
In the room, Hua Ruo was still lying quietly on the bed, her pretty face was flushed like a ripe apple, and it seemed that she was really asleep.
"Hua Ruo is a good sister, get up. Eat, aren't you hungry?" Yun Yi patted Hua Ruo's little face.
Hua Ruo, who opened her eyes in a daze, saw Yun Yi, and couldn't help but say vaguely: "Brother, it's you, why did I dream of you again?"
"Dreaming of me?" Yun Yi, who was stunned, couldn't help but smile: "Girl, do you think I'm thinking too much?"
"It's that I miss you, I really want to be with you every day" Hua Ruo smiled stupidly and said: "Brother, I know that you are not my own brother, I was picked up by my mother, and I don't want to leave you and my mother." Brother, don't let me get married, okay? If you don't want to get married!"
Seeing Hua Ruo's lips pursed and her beautiful eyes were red and she was about to cry when she spoke, and secretly said that drunk people are all jumping thinking, Yun Yi suddenly laughed and said: "Okay, okay, if you don't marry, don't marry, how old is my good sister?" Brother is reluctant to let you marry so quickly, otherwise, who will cook in our family in the future?"
"Hehe" Hua Ruo immediately smiled when she heard this, and her beautiful eyes looked at Yun Yi and was slightly silent before she murmured softly: "Brother, Hua Ruo likes you so much, will Hua Ruo marry you in the future?"
Yun Yi, who had a smile on his face, was stunned for a moment and hurriedly said, "Silly girl, what nonsense?"
"Brother Huaruo likes you so much" Hua Ruo, who muttered, fell asleep with her head tilted again. She was asleep, her ruddy mouth still moving slightly, as if she was muttering something.
"I'm really drunk!" Seeing this, Yun Yi, who hurriedly stood up, hurriedly went out with a little weakness.
Yun Yi, who returned to the living room, sat at the table, and couldn't help but recall what Hua Ruo said to himself before.
"Yun Yi, you bastard, what are you thinking? What? Not your own sister? If you are not your own sister, you can't think about it," Yun Yi, who was muttering to himself, couldn't help but slap himself lightly and shook his head fiercely.
In the sound of gentle footsteps, mica came to the side at some point, and couldn't help but smile when she saw Yun Yi like this: "Xiaoyi, what are you muttering here?"
"Oh, it's nothing!" Seeing Yun Yi, who was slightly startled by mica, he couldn't help but smile and said, "That, mother, I bought the food back, and it's still hot!
When mica saw Yunyi's appearance, she couldn't help but wonder even more in her heart: "What about Hua Ruo?
"I just called her. I'm drunk, I'm still asleep!" Yun Yi said and hurriedly got up and said, "Mother, then I'll go to the kitchen to get dishes and chopsticks." ”
Mica, who was stunned, her eyes flickered, and then she got up and walked towards Hua Ruo's room.
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