The first ninety-five meng, dealing with the aftermath and

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Tang Sen found that there is really no difference between immortals and mortals, what is in the bureaucratic system of mortals, there are also immortals, and the mistakes that mortals will make, immortals will also make. Although what Xiang Zhenguo did to the hawkers, although it was not out of his original intention, this pot must be carried by the entire bureaucratic system, which is an unhealthy and abnormal system, which led to such a tragedy.

Similarly, what the lion spirit did to Xiang Zhenguo also came from the bureaucratic system of the gods, each system has its own loopholes, and these loopholes have become a sharp weapon for the powerful to oppress the powerless.

Tang Sen pointed at Xiang Zhenguo with a dark face: "Go back and rectify the officialdom of your Wuji Country, it's a mess." ”

Xiang Zhenguo hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes, this time we must definitely rectify the unhealthy tendencies." ”

Tang Sen turned to Sister Guanyin with a dark face and said, "...... over there in the Great Lei Yin Temple"

Sister Guanyin smiled bitterly: "Don't say to me, since 500 years ago, I have basically left the Great Leiyin Temple, just a scattered immortal, and now although I have to go back occasionally, most of the time I am not in the Great Leiyin Temple." ”

Tang Sen nodded and turned to Wen Susu: "Who has the final say over there in the Great Lei Yin Temple?"

Wen Susu is obviously a bodhisattva who is very shy, and being looked at directly by a handsome guy like Tang Sen, she couldn't stand steadily, took a few steps back, hid behind the lion spirit and said, "Yes...... It's Miss Rulai who has the final say. ”

Tang Sen snorted: "Tell Miss Rulai to take care of the Bodhisattva Arhats under her hands, and what kind of lions and mice are there, don't let them run out to make trouble again, last time Huang Fengling met a rat spirit and made a personal garden, this time there is a lion spirit again, and a fake president is made, the management of your Da Lei Yin Temple is too loose, right?"

Wen Susu hid her face behind the lion spirit's head: "There's no way, Miss Rulai doesn't care, if you ask her how many levels the new game has reached." She'll be happy to talk to you for half an hour, and if you're talking to her about something serious, she'll kick you out of the room with an impatient look. ”

"Oh, is that so?" said Townsend.

Wen Susu said embarrassedly: "That's it." The head of our Great Lei Yin Temple, Miss Rulai, is a super otaku, and she doesn't go anywhere except her room, and she doesn't care about anything except games and anime. Alas, I'm so sorry that she doesn't grow up. ”

Tang Sen said: "That's good." Well, nice girl. I see, it's forgivable. ”

"Poof!" Wen Susu and Sister Guanyin fell to the ground at the same time, Nima, do you have any principles?

Sister Guanyin couldn't help but flip the table and said: "Tang Sen, seeing that you have always been full of justice and perfect morality, I have always wanted to ask you a question, if the otaku girl kills people and sets fires, do you still think they are good?

Tang Sen said: "It's nonsense. The otaku girl doesn't go out, how can she kill people and set fires?"

Sister Guanyin: "......"

Sister Guanyin covered her face and squatted on the ground: "Okay, I was wrong, I'm just a fool." ”

At this time, Wen Susu was checking the wound on the lion spirit's thigh, and she couldn't help but exclaim, "Huh, why are you injured here? From what angle did the sword appear in this position?"

The lioness had a sad expression on her face: "Master, my subordinates were insulted by this man, and he actually stabbed me with a sword from the bottom up...... If I don't use my thighs to block a sword. was pierced from there by the tip of his sword...... This is simply a mad and shameless move, begging the master to make the decision for me. ”

The Great Khan of Townsen.

Sister Guanyin also sweated profusely.

Wen Susu stood up with a confused face and said, "Marry Mr. Relative, what is your sword...... What do you mean?" suddenly turned red. He said in a low voice: "It's understandable that you want to poke something else in, some men do like to play like this, and you are so handsome, as long as it is not too much, there should be many women who are willing to play with you, but our lion sister is still a pure little girl." It's not suitable to use such an intense gameplay at the beginning, and ...... It's not good to play with a sharp weapon like a sword, and if you're not careful, you can get seriously injured. ”

Everyone sweated even more, something was wrong, this Wen Susu looked quiet and shy, but her thoughts seemed to be more complex than ordinary people.

Tang Sen wiped his sweat: "No, no, please don't get me wrong, I didn't mean anything like that, I didn't know she was a woman when I took out the sword." ”

Wen Susu shook her head and said: "There is no need to explain, we can understand many of men's behaviors without explanation, anyway, most men are a little perverted...... Ahem, ahem, just get used to it. She bowed her head and comforted the lion spirit, "It's okay, don't cry...... In the future, your husband may be even more excessive, so it is better to have an understanding of the perversion of men in advance now, so as not to be caught off guard and unable to accept it when he finds out that his husband is perverted after marrying in the future. ”

"Poof!" A group of people around him vomited blood and fell to the ground: "No matter how perverted a man is, he won't be perverted to this point." ”

Wen Susu took the lion spirit's hand and said, "Since that's the case, let's leave here." ”

Tang Sen now wished that this guy would leave quickly, and waved his hand without hesitation: "Goodbye, it's better not to say goodbye." ”

Wen Susu flew into the air, and immediately changed from a shy little girl to a majestic Manjushri Bodhisattva, and the lion spirit turned into a shaking head

The blue-haired lion with a shaking brain is indeed the exaggerated lion head in traditional Chinese art, much like the dance in the lion dance program, Manjushri turned over on the lion's back and flew away in an instant.

Sister Guanyin also turned around and wanted to leave, but Tang Sen hurriedly stopped her and said, "This matter obviously has nothing to do with you, what are you doing when you get involved?"

Sister Guanyin said with a smile: "Three and a half years ago, after Wen Susu was tied up with a stone and thrown into the river, she went back to Da Lei Yin Temple, and the oil fruit stall she left behind was run by me, just to earn some pocket money, so I also got involved." ”

Tang Sen: "Wouldn't it be nice for you to just say that you are a passerby?"

Sister Guanyin laughed and drifted away, her voice getting farther and farther away: "The new era is far from coming! Whether it is the fairy world or the human world, injustices still happen from time to time...... There is a long way to go, and there is a long way to go......"

This sentence touched Tang Sen a lot, that's right, the new era of Jin Chanzi's ideal, in fact, is far from coming, although it is much better than 500 years ago, but it is still not enough, far from enough! Whether it is the fairy world or the human world, ** still exists, the power oppresses the weak and still me, the poor and the weak are still struggling to survive in dire straits, if the golden cicada is now reincarnated in the world, then he must still need to work hard.

Zhang Duxue, who was hiding in the distance and eavesdropping, has finally connected everything into a line, and the people who walked through the back door in the underworld turned out to be like this...... Anyway, why doesn't Heavenly Court need to increase its efforts to carry out reforms?

"Erlang God, let's go back to the hotel. Zhang Duxue waved her hand and floated away with Erlang Shen.

Tang Sen greeted Zhenguo's father and daughter: "Let's go, let's go back too." ”

The three little birds flew down from the tree, and instantly changed into Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Li Jing, and the three of them also smiled: "It's here, you can continue to go west." ”

Xiang Zhenguo said to Tang Sen: "Mr. Tang, I think you seem to be very familiar with Guanyin Master, you are also a well-known immortal, right?"

"I, I'm not a mere mortal. Townsend smiled.

"Everywhere, such a great god as Guanyin gets along with you like a friend, you must be a super god who doesn't explain. Xiang Zhenguo's eyes lit up: "Let's talk about your marriage to my daughter again." ”

Xiang Bo'er shouted: "Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Didn't I say I wouldn't listen?" But she just protested, and immediately changed her words: "I thought he was a useless handsome guy before, just a little white face, but now I find that he is full of power, and he is actually on an equal footing with the gods, okay, I promised to marry." ”

Xiang Boer took out his mobile phone: "Hey, the wedding dress shop? The wedding dress I ordered last time will not be returned, and I want it again." ”

"Hey, don't take you so willful!" came the tailor's roar on the phone: "The president's daughter is amazing? ”

Xiang Boer pouted: "Dad, the tailor bullied me!"

"You bastard, it's clear that you're bullying the tailor. Xiang Zhenguo had a enlightened expression on his face: "Put away your eldest lady's temper in the future, be an ordinary girl for me, be low-key, low-profile, and face everyone with tolerance." ”

"By the way, Mom, do you still need to explain?" Xiang Bo'er suddenly said: "Mom hasn't been slept with monsters for three years, it should be easier to explain, right?"

Xiang Zhenguo thought about it: That's right, now in this situation, you can tell her the truth.

Tang Sen also nodded: "Well, tell her the truth." ”

The group returned to Xiang Zhenguo's house, and when Tang Sen was still slowly entering the door, Xiang Zhenguo had already dragged the president's wife into the master bedroom, and then the voice of the two of them talking in a low voice came from inside, obviously explaining to Zhenguo what had happened to her wife in the past three years.

After a long time, the exclamation of the president's wife suddenly sounded in the bedroom: "No wonder, I said why didn't you make love to me for three years, it turns out that you have been dropped by a female monster in the past three years." ”

"Hey, ma'am, it's too loud...... You can hear it all outside......"

"I meow outside the. Three years, the old lady can only live on small toys for the past three years...... Finally another man today, hahahaha......" There was a horrible laugh from the master bedroom, a bit like the one the evil queen made when she killed Snow White.

Then came Xiang Zhenguo's screams and the sound of his clothes being torn: "Wife, what's wrong with you, wife? Help...... Help......"

Everyone covered their faces together, and said to Boer with embarrassment: "This ...... Ahem, my parents have something very important to take care of, let's go out for a walk......" (To be continued.) )

PS: Thanks to Mao Guanhai, don't blame me for being uneducated, dragon Li rewarded 100, Crazy Yanyan rewarded 20, and Scarlet pre-rewarded 10