Three, four, one, let's go take a shower
Update at 8 p.m.
The Bull Demon King was full of spring breeze and seemed to be in a good mood: "Today, everything is going well on my company's side, and the resold batch of arms has finally received the money, and the little demons have been given bonuses." There is also a one-horned demon king who wants to occupy my territory, and he was beaten by me and his nose is blue and his face is swollen, hahaha, he is in a good mood. Linglong, go get a bottle of wine, let's have a good drink. ”
Yu Linglong looked at the arrogant appearance of the Bull Demon King, and the infatuation in her eyes was even worse, and she instructed the old housekeeper to take a bottle of red wine from the shelf, and the two sat at the table in the middle of the living room, opened the wine, and drank two glasses. She is extremely beautiful, and with a touch of charm and well-behaved, after drinking, two blush rose on her snow-white face, which is very charming.
The Bull Demon King couldn't help but feel a little emotional, and said softly: "Little Linglong, you are so beautiful, so cute, I love you to the core." ”
Yu Linglong was fascinated by his words, forgot all of Tang Sen's words, and got tired of falling into the arms of the Bull Demon King. If you change to a real man here, I am afraid that I will put Yu Linglong in the eighteenth appearance at that time, but the Bull Demon King is a woman, and he also hides Yu Linglong's true gender, how dare he act rashly in this situation, so he had to hug Yu Linglong and laugh loudly.
Tang Sen saw this picture on the computer in the study, and couldn't help but cover his eyes: Nima, the lily picture looks so much. I said that the Bull Demon King is really a bit perverted, you are clearly a woman, what kind of man is pretending to be a man? It's just a matter of pretending to be a man, and you still come to bubble girls, it's just crazy, okay, for the sake of Yu Linglong, a poor girl, I also have to expose you.
He picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted, "Hey, old butler, you're just watching from the sidelines, it's time to act!"
The old butler is not like Yu Linglong, who can't figure out the southeast and northwest. He had a miniature communicator in his ear, and when he heard Townesen's words, he pretended to go into the kitchen, turned into the hallway, and said, "How do you act?"
Tang Sen said weakly: "As the old saying goes, old men should be very shrewd, why are you stupid? Now you should hurry up and coax the Bull Demon King to take a bath." Only then can we confirm his true gender. ”
The old housekeeper said: "People are old and good, they are talking about people, I am a fox." ”
"Foxes must be cunning!" Townsend, almost jumping up and spraying people.
"Fox cunning is just a way to describe it, in fact, the intelligence of foxes is still far worse than that of people. The old butler confessed, "Otherwise, why would human beings be the chief of all things?" ”
Tang Sen Khan: "Okay, don't argue about the IQ of humans and foxes now, you hurry up and coax the Bull Demon King to take a bath." ”
The old man walked back into the living room and said to the Bull Demon King, "Mr. Niu, you should have worked hard all day." Why don't you go take a shower first, wash off all the dust, and then come to talk to Her Royal Highness the Princess, how good would it be?"
"No, no, I'm not tired at all. The Bull Demon King smiled arrogantly: "How can I be tired of some trivial things?"
"That is, our big brother Niu is a man who stands up to the sky and the earth, and he will not be tired. "Yu Linglong actually helped the Bull Demon King speak.
Wipe. The woman had completely forgotten what to do. Tang Sen didn't even complain about her mood, and continued to instruct the old butler: "Deliberately knocked over the red wine on the table." Splash him with wine, he doesn't want to wash it, he has to wash it. ”
The old housekeeper said: "You are so insidious, the old man really admires and admires, and sure enough, bad things still have to be planned by bad people." ”
"I rub, first of all I'm not a bad person, and secondly. This method can be used even by kindergarten children, as if it were a great thing. ”
The old butler thought for a while, leaned over to the table, and picked up the red wine bottle: "Your Royal Highness Princess, Mr. Niu." I'll pour you wine. He picked up the barrel and deliberately pretended to be old and useless, his eyes were dizzy, his hands and feet trembled, and he stumbled under his feet, and fell on the table with a thud.
This fall was really exaggerated, the wine bottles and wine glasses on the table flew together, and the Bull Demon King was splashed with wine, and even Yu Linglong, who was holding in the arms of the Bull Demon King, also suffered together, and the clothes of both of them were wet.
"Ah, Your Highness Princess, Mr. Niu, I ...... I didn't mean to! I'm getting old. The old butler hastened to apologize.
The Bull Demon King was a generous person, and said with a smile: "It's okay!"
The old housekeeper said, "Mr. Niu, why don't you go take a bath?" ”
The Bull Demon King said indifferently: "It's not just a little wine, it's okay to sprinkle it on your body, it dries when the wind blows, the alcohol volatilizes quickly, I don't care, don't worry about taking a bath or something." Man, what's the matter if you smell a little bit of alcohol?"
Old butler: "......"
I'm rubbing, this thing is really a bit difficult, so I won't take a shower?
Unexpectedly, at this time, Yu Linglong stood up, shook her clothes wet with red wine, and said with a sad face: "Oh, the clothes are so wet and uncomfortable, and there is a smell of wine, I don't like it, I want to take a shower." ”
Hey, the old housekeeper and Tang Sen sweated together: Did Nima make a mistake? Obviously you wanted to use a ploy to get the Bull Demon King to take a bath, why did you now have to wash yourself? Have you forgotten that there is a camera in the bathroom?
The old housekeeper sweated and said: "Your Royal Highness, just a little wine, it will dry as soon as the wind blows, and the alcohol will evaporate quickly, so you don't need to wash it." ”
"Don't, I'm going to wash!" Yu Linglong said obsessively: "I can't let Brother Niu keep looking at me so embarrassed, I want to wash it fragrantly and then come to drink with Brother Niu." ”
This woman seems to be a nymphomaniac, and as soon as she is next to her beloved, her ability to think is zero, and she actually runs straight to the bathroom. The old butler was sweating profusely: "It's over, Her Royal Highness the princess is now running into the bathroom to take a shower, isn't it going to be looked at by the man in the study?" No, I have to stop her......
He stretched out his hand to pull Yu Linglong, but was grabbed by the Bull Demon King, and said with a smile: "Don't go, old butler, let's open another bottle of wine to drink, I haven't drunk it just now...... Well, Xiao Linglong is gone, you can have two drinks with me. Men and men drink, of course, to drink white, red wine is not enjoyable. ”
The old butler Khan: "No...... Not ......"
"No, no, don't you like to drink the most?" said the Bull Demon King, pressing the old butler into his chair.
"Ahhh......h......h
Townsend has been completely Spartan, and he can't look at the surveillance footage, and he can't look at it. Replaced by the pure and upright Tang Sen when he was still in the imperial capital, now he will definitely close the computer, obediently not look at it, and maintain the integrity of the discipline, but along the way, after all kinds of cheating things, his opinion of women has slowly changed dramatically, and the value of discipline has deteriorated......
Or to put it simply, he is transforming from a boy to a man!
There was no reason for the man not to look at it in this situation, and he ended up setting his sights on the surveillance footage in the bathroom......
Yu Linglong stood right in front of a camera, humming a cheerful song, her eyes still obsessed. She quickly pulled off the wet clothes on her body, her delicate figure appeared on the screen, she turned on the shower, and the water curtain wrapped her in it from top to bottom, she happily squeezed out some shower liquid and wiped it on her body, and rubbed it carefully twice......
The warm water poured down from head to toe, slowly sobering her head......
At this time, she finally remembered that a camera had been installed here, and there was someone monitoring in the study, and her face was flushed, she was sweating profusely, her hands covered her important parts, and then she wrapped herself in a bath towel, screamed, and rushed out of the bathroom.
When Tang Sen saw this scene, he couldn't help but smile bitterly: This Nima, what a stupid fox. Now that I remember that there is a fart, I have seen it all.
Yu Linglong rushed into the living room wrapped in a bath towel, at this time the old housekeeper had been poured a pound of liquor by the Bull Demon King, drunk on the sofa, and fell asleep, Yu Linglong cried and threw herself into the arms of the Bull Demon King: "Woo...... Wow...... I'm done...... I'm done......"
"What's wrong?Xiao Linglong?" said the Bull Demon King in surprise: "Didn't you go to take a bath? Why did you cry and run out?" He burped as he spoke, and it turned out that he was also a little drunk.
Yu Linglong was about to say that she was looked at, and suddenly woke up, you can't say this to your boyfriend, after saying it, she is likely to be hated, and her boyfriend will think that she has been cuckolded, and it will be completely over. She said with a sad face, "No...... Nothing, woo...... I just saw a mouse in the bathroom. ”
The first time I heard that foxes are afraid of mice, Nima, aren't you an animal that eats rats?
The Bull Demon King said: "Xiao Linglong don't be afraid, watch me help you kill the rats." ”
She was drunk and smoky, and her steps were unsteady, but she still walked to the bathroom with a big grin, obviously swaying from side to side as she walked, and accidentally hit the left wall with a thud, and then straightened her steps, and hit the right wall with another thud......
Just staggered into the bathroom, Yu Linglong opened the flower wine and forgot to turn it off, still spraying the water curtain gargling, the Bull Demon King was unsteady in his footsteps, and hit the bottom of the shower.
The curtain of water immediately surrounded him, and he was soaked up and down. The clothes he wore were very thick, and although they were soaked and sticky to his body, he didn't show his figure, and she didn't care about the wet clothes, and said drunkly: "Where is the mouse? Let me trample him to death." As he spoke, he was dripping around in the bathroom with water beads all over his body.
When Yu Linglong saw this picture, she forgot her shame of being looked at for a while, and she was not completely stupid, and then she suddenly realized: Oh, this is a good opportunity to confirm whether Brother Niu is a man or a woman.
"Brother Niu, you're all wet, you'll catch a cold, the rats are gone, you should take a shower." "Yu Linglong's IQ finally returned to normal at this moment.
"Take a bath, it's so troublesome, what kind of bath are you taking......" The Bull Demon King said drunkly.
"Brother Niu, this is the bathroom, take a shower, I'll wait for you in the living room." Yu Linglong's little heart jumped to her feet, and she closed the bathroom door with great speed, and then rushed to the study...... (To be continued.) )