For example, on the third day of the month, on the 1st, 15th, and 29th of each month, you must bathe and change clothes, burn incense and pray, and sacrifice to heaven.

But how many days has Daoist Li not clocked in and signed in? It seems, probably, maybe, it's been almost half a year, right? Ahem, since he came to Luodu, the bullshit has been one after another, and this fasting sacrifice has been thrown directly to the back of the head.

Of course, in fact, even if you are busy, you can squeeze it out in three days, but the problem is that the Taoist priest is lazy, he doesn't do anything that is not beneficial, and there is no one to supervise, the most important thing is that there seems to be no punishment if he doesn't punch in, so he can naturally be late and late, can leave early and leave early, and finally simply don't come.

In other words, isn't this a bit exaggerated? He has never heard of a Taoist priest who has not fasted for more than half a year, after all, everyone eats with the old man of the Sanqing Dynasty, will there be a record or something on it, and when it reaches a certain number of times, he will be directly cleared; the more Taoist Li thinks about it, the more weak his heart becomes, it just so happens that today is the 29th, why don't he sacrifice it?

After bathing and changing clothes, Daoist Li first offered new five fruits, one pound of tea, two pounds of wine, a plate of fragrant flowers, four liters of good dates, seven points of yellow paper money, and twelve lamps, which were already regarded as the highest treatment;

"The Tao is united by the heart, the heart is passed on by false incense, the incense is burned in the jade furnace, the heart is injected with immortal wishes, the true spirit descends, the immortal Pei Linxuan, now it is high, and it reaches nine days. ”

Bow three more times, and say—

"The nature of a disciple is like the balance of the sky, and the heart of a disciple is like the clarity of water. Pray to the heavens and the earth, the gods of the upper realm, the spirit is empty, and the urgency is like the law!"

After the formal process is completed, the Taoist priest opens a slit in his eyes, and there seems to be no reaction, but no reaction is the best reaction.

"You are the Nether Li Daoren?"

Daoist Li gasped, and hurriedly looked back, only to see a nine-foot-tall general, covered in thunder, golden helmets and jade armor, and with a big face, looking at him with a straight face.

"Excuse me, which way is the general?"

"You really don't know Ben Jiang!" said the other party with a cold face.

Daoist Li's mind was racing, looking at the appearance of this guy, could it be an official of the Thunder Department? A flash of inspiration, if it was really him, he immediately changed a close tone, "It turned out to be a general, how can the poor Dao not know it, just kidding! Our "Five Thunder Palm Chapter" has been cultivating diligently recently, and thanks to it, a lot of demons and monsters have fallen, and I haven't had time to thank the general. ”

Lei Jiang's face softened slightly, but he scolded again: "Li Daoren, this general asked you, why haven't you sacrificed to heaven for a long time, when did the Taoist disciples not even comply with this!?"

Daoist Li's face was bitter, what he was afraid of was this, why, lazy to do it, no one knew the best thing about this, but if it was stabbed, there would definitely be no good fruit to eat, "That, it's actually like this, this-"

"Daochang Li, the slaves have come to offer incense. ”

It's so good to come!!

"That leader, no, general, do you want to avoid it first, and Poor Dao will deal with these female pilgrims first. ”

Most of these immortals are reluctant to see mortals, and the leader is unwilling to receive the petitioners is a reason, the general snorted coldly, turned his body around, turned into a thunder god statue, and was next to the Sanqing map;

In other words, since the fat woman successfully seduced her brother-in-law Yin, she hasn't come to incense for many days, and it seems that she doesn't even take care of her own health club, which has also led to a trend of customers returning recently, and her market share has increased further, and with the increase in quantity, the appearance of the female layman has finally risen by 70 points.

This is the case with these people in front of them, the five sisters of the He family, the quintuplets, although the appearance can only be regarded as middle and upper, but the five identical girls stand together, and it is pleasing to the eye;

After the hasty end of the bow, the five big girls began to sell all kinds of cuteness around the Taoist priest, if it was usual, the Taoist priest was still very happy to chat with others, but the problem is that there are people on top now, if you don't get it right, you will be beaten a small report, and the style is not right.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you go to the side room first and sit for a while, and the poor road will come later," After sending off the five girls, as soon as the Taoist priest turned around, the general stared at him with big eyes, and he was so frightened that he almost didn't jump up, leader, do you know that your appearance is not high enough, and you can scare people to death if you get close.

"That general, you sit down first, I'll pour you a cup of tea, you listen to me explain to you slowly-" Daoist Li immediately gave up his seat to the other party.

"Hmph," the general snorted coldly, and finally accepted the Fa Xiang, turned into a big man wearing coarse cloth, and sat down with a golden sword, "Puhua Tianzun Fa Decree, so that we and others choose the cultivators of the Nether Realm to pass on the Fa of Demon Suppression, Hmph! I didn't expect the general to choose the wrong person!"

Li Daoist finally understood now, why this guy is so angry, it seems that he has never prayed since he got the "Five Thunder Palms";

"Ahem," Daoist Li said that his head was big, and he didn't pray if he knew it, and the jar was broken, how could it be broken now?

"Dao Chief, how many of these aromatic pills can our sisters buy today?" The voices of the He sisters came from next door.

"Let Poor Dao think about it again," Daoist Li replied angrily, and suddenly saw the big eyes of the general of the Lei Department unconsciously drifting over there, and couldn't help but feel strange, there are so many fairies in this sky, why do you still have a pig face?

"That, Poor Dao still doesn't know which part of the General is Leisi, and what official position is it?"

"Ministry of Expedition, Gong Cao. ”

Oh, after a long time, it turned out that there were only males and no females in the legend, and the singles yamen who dealt with extraterritorial demons every day were like the military camps in this world, and the probability of seeing sows was higher than that of women, in this case, it seemed to be easy to do, let's introduce you to the single leader, isn't it?

Daoist Li coughed twice, and then said: "That general, if you don't want to do Poor Dao a favor anymore, this is the five pills that Poor Dao has recently refined, and each of the five female laymen has one pill, just say it's for your sake." ”

"You are so bold! you dare to command the general, you-" The leader was very angry at first, almost about to explode, and then under the pleading of the Taoist priest, he finally took the pill 'reluctantly', and 'helplessly' went to deal with these female laymen.

"No matter how big the official is, he is also a bachelor, and we can't clean you up like this?" Li Daoshi sneered in his heart, there are not many health clubs of Daoye, but there are many single girls, so I don't believe that there is no one you like.

"You big man, what a kind person, goodbye!"

"Good man, next time I will bring you the dough cake made by the slave family, hehe, remember to prepare the pill. ”

"Hehe, goodbye, goodbye," the leader waved his hand and smirked, completely lacking the domineering of the previous one, just a standard stupid big man, and then when he turned around, he saw the meaningful eyes of the Taoist priest, and he couldn't help but shudder.

In the next few days, Daoist Li successfully got in touch with this Mao Gongcao, no way, the whole Luo Du is not like us here, there are big girls and little daughters-in-law come and go every day, and there are no duplicates;

The Taoist priest successfully asked for the other party's request rune, of course, without an order, that is, there was no secret word that could force him to obey the order, but did he still have to force him? People came down on time every day, and they were more active than going to work.

"Hey, Lao Mao, come over for dinner!" Daoist Li crossed Erlang's legs and said unceremoniously, the attitude was diametrically opposite to that of two days ago, no way, in these years, not only is it the uncle who is rich, but also the uncle who has a girl.

And Mao Gongcao stood at the door and watched, muttering, "Why hasn't this He family's sister come today, is she sick?"

"Lao Mao, hurry up, the rice is going to be cold!!"

Mao Gongcao turned around step by step to the dining table, the gods only eat incense, and the food in the lower realm is not used, I saw that he smelled a few mouthfuls of the food on the table, and he had a full expression, and he was about to run to the door again.

"Lao Mao, you wait first, you have been in Daoye's territory for a few days, are we interesting enough to you, take you to see beautiful women every day, and the elixirs that have been painstakingly refined are all used by you to brush up your favorability, but this immortal can't eat white food, right?"

"You are so bold, you dare to threaten the general!"

"How do you speak! Do you want to see your third sister He again," the Taoist priest patted the dishes and chopsticks, and had no fear, this third lady of the He family was the object of the other party's crush.

As soon as he heard this, Mao Gongcao suddenly withered, and said helplessly: "What do you want? I told you, it is impossible for you to borrow this heavenly weapon." ”

"Look at your stingy appearance, didn't you say it before, the big leader of your family, that is, the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Puhua Lei Zun promulgated the decree, let you choose outstanding people from the Dao Sect, and pass on the Dharma of the Demon Suppression, look at this, look at this! If I am not outstanding, who else can be outstanding, and who else, who else do you say?

"Tianzun Dharma, the law cannot be passed on too much, this nether realm Taoist can only cultivate one person. ”

"What kind of words are these, you still don't think that Dao Ye is a family? I am also going to invite Miss He San to come over and burn incense alone, to create a date opportunity for you, is it interesting enough? Besides, if you don't say this, I won't say it, who knows," Daoist Li showed a treacherous expression.

"But—"

"How can there be so many," Daoist Li simply touched him, "Where to put it? Tell me where to put it!" "This Nether Daoist dares to treat the Upper Realm Immortals like this, even if he counts the three major factions, it is estimated that there is only such one, but there is no way, who makes the family have the ability."

Mao Gongcao finally compromised, and handed in all the spells and a talisman he was assigned to; looking at the shining grade, it is also the level of the middle multiplication talisman, you must know that the Taoist priest has been mixed for so long, and the lower multiplication talisman has learned almost 20 ways, and this multiplication talisman is full of calculations, and it can be counted with three fingers, which can be imagined as precious as this recipe.

And according to the normal process, I don't know how long I have to work hard to have the opportunity to learn such a powerful skill again, it seems that it is better to take the right path than to be opportunistic, phew! How can this be said to be opportunistic, it should be said to be a shortcut, not right, we are using our brains to practice!!

Spell - Seal Opening (Immortalization)

Spell - Ghost Binding Spell (Immortalization)

Daoist Li wiped his saliva away, and said dissatisfiedly: "Actually, Dao Ye is not particularly satisfied with these two spells, why? Because Dao Ye has a magic service immortal bone on his body, this summoning talisman is the most suitable for Dao Ye, but who told me to have a good relationship with you Lao Mao, reluctantly accept it." ”

"Oh, by the way, although we can't drive you, but in case Master Yi is in danger, you will definitely come to help Master Dao, who is with whom, alas! Don't go, isn't this over yet......"

Gong Cao can only be regarded as the lowest rank of heavenly generals in the heavenly court, but the problem is that Lao Mao is a thunder general, and he has never heard of a fierce general? And just as the official position and talent do not necessarily match, this rank and combat effectiveness are not necessarily equal.

Who was the one who temporarily blocked Sun Monkey in front of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace? Isn't it the lowest-level immortal official Wang Lingguan; therefore, the Taoist priest must trap this high-level thug, and in these years, safety comes first, safety comes first. (To be continued.) )