Chapter 3 The big red belly pocket leads to marriage
Then, two hours later, the He Pig Killer and He Wang of the He family's pork shop rushed to the Peach Blossom Nunnery with a pig-killing knife and complained to the little nun Bai Gu Jin for snatching the big pig's trotters he had just slaughtered!
Just when everyone's eyes widened and they were looking forward to a bloody battle, He Killing Pig Maker and He Wang were holding two sick and crooked peaches, smiling and happily going down the mountain, and their jaws dropped in shock.
There was an unwilling woman who licked her face and asked He Wang's family, and then she knew that it was the lame youngest son of the He family who was going to marry a daughter-in-law, this peach, but a great baby!
This time the little nun's ass blossomed again, and she lay in bed for a month and was grounded for three months. Three months later, as soon as the little nun was released, she found another opportunity to slip down the mountain.
This time, the villagers of Mapo Mountain learned to be clever, and when they saw the little nun coming down the mountain, they ran home to hug their son and hide their grandson, catch chickens and ducks, trap cattle and lock sheep, and even Uncle Zhao who picked up dung, saw the little nun jumping towards him, and scared Uncle Zhao to be twenty years younger all of a sudden, turning into a hundred-meter flyer, carrying a burst of intoxicating feces, and flew back home and poured into his own dung pit!
For fear that if one of them doesn't pay attention, the little nun will even steal the and grab it to eat!
The little nun, Bai Gu Jin's half-empty hand and the sweet smile on the corner of her mouth, instantly petrified and stiffened! She still wanted to politely say hello to the uncle, but what was the uncle's reaction? Could it be that he thought he was going to rob him of his dung? Was she so hungry to eat?
The little nun was sad, sad! She raised her head and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, with a melancholy and sad expression on her face, looking at the blue sky and the clouds with white flowers, and chanted a poem faintly: The sky has no trace of wings, and I have flown over!
Huh, where did the red belly pocket come from?
The little nun Bai Gu Jin tilted her head, thought about it, carried her small robe, and slipped into the house of the owner of the red belly pocket, the widow Wang's house.
The little nun looked around and found that the widow Wang was not at home, the yard was messy, there was a large basin of dirty clothes soaked on the ground, and the house was deserted. In the yard, there was a lonely red belly pocket hanging from the rope.
The little nun poked it down with a bamboo pole with great difficulty, and found that it was still crookedly embroidered with three big characters "Wang Ruhua".
"Hahaha! Even your two big teeth are still called like flowers, and the little chickens in the nunnery are not as beautiful as flowers!" The little nun Bai Gu Jin pinched her red belly pocket, laughed happily, and slipped out upside down.
Before the end of the day, the people of the entire Mapo Village knew that Widow Wang had lost a bright red belly pocket, and the belly pocket was embroidered with the words "Wang Ruhua", the key is that the red belly pocket was picked up by Uncle Zhao who picked up dung in his yard!
It is said that Uncle Zhao heard a noise in the yard, and when he opened the door, he saw a red belly pocket hanging on his flat shoulder, and Uncle Zhao was so angry on the spot that Uncle Zhao trembled and scolded the widow Wang for not keeping the way of women, and even an old man like him did not let go! Uncle Zhao took the hand of Uncle Li, who was also a neighbor and a lizheng, with red eyes, crying a handful of snot and tears, telling the tragic experience of his innocence in his life and almost losing his life!
The little nun, Bai Gu Jin, secretly hid around the corner outside Uncle Zhao's courtyard, paying attention to the development trend of things.
Uncle Zhao finally calmed down after wiping the tears and snot all over Uncle Li's body, but he didn't expect that Widow Wang twisted her fat ass and cried tears and led a large group of villagers who watched the excitement like an old hen laying eggs, and walked into Uncle Zhao's yard with high spirits.
What made everyone and the little nun Bai Gu Jin dumbfounded was that Widow Wang didn't play her cards according to common sense! Not only did she not clear herself up to prove her innocence, but she glanced at Uncle Zhao and admitted the matter of the red belly pocket!
What? Nani, the little nun was confused.
What shocked everyone's jaws even more was that Widow Wang actually beat him upside down! Widow Wang said that because Uncle Zhao said that he liked the big red belly pocket, Widow Wang quietly hung her red belly pocket on his flat shoulder! Uncle Zhao's lips trembled, and before he could explain in a cold sweat, Widow Wang threw a coquettish look at Uncle Zhao, and the big teeth outside her lips flashed with cold light.
Ahacaca...
When the little nun heard the words of the widow Wang, she laughed so much that tears came out of her eyes, and she rolled on the ground and kicked her feet wildly.
"You, you, you..." Uncle Zhao trembled, pointing at Widow Wang and unable to speak, he turned his head and slammed into the wall! Fortunately, Uncle Li's son quickly hugged him.
"If you don't recruit you, I'll arrest you and put you in prison if there is a life lawsuit!" Uncle Li Zheng looked at Widow Wang very majestically, Widow Wang was dumbfounded, her face turned pale with fright, and then she trembled and said that she didn't do this.
"My life is bitter! I went to the man at a young age, and I am a young daughter-in-law who has survived like this, I don't think that his old Zhao has not been married all these years, and there is no one who knows cold and hot, I live with him, maybe I can give birth to a big fat boy for his old Zhao family, and continue the incense!"
"Brother Li, you must catch this little thief! return my innocence, think I am innocent and honest people, how can I do this..."
Seeing the lively villagers, they also echoed indignantly, and the little nun rolled all over her body when she saw this posture, and she was about to run when she sat up, but she was seen by Lin Xiaohua, the daughter-in-law of the sharp-eyed land wealth advocate!
"It's her! It must have been that little nun who did it! Catch her quickly! Sell her in the kiln again, this evil spirit!" Lin Xiaohua's eyes lit up and she shouted, her eyes gloomy.
Then the little nun's butt bloomed again, it was still a double-petaled flower, and her buttocks were swollen and fermented, and this time she was told by Master Ren that she was going to be grounded for a year!
Holy! Grounded for a year, isn't this going for her life!
For the past three whole months, Mrs. Ren had to keep an eye on the little nun when she went to the toilet, and she almost tied her to the waistband of her trousers! The little nun wailed, touching her still scarred buttocks and lamenting her gloomy and miserable fate, but unexpectedly, things took a turn for the better!
Three months ago, when Li Zheng took the villagers to the Peach Blossom Nunnery to complain and demand severe punishment for the little nun, Widow Wang played her cards again according to common sense!
This batch, hey, weird!
The old moon is matched, the eight characters match, and the marriage is on the top!
In the end, under the reluctance of Widow Wang and Uncle Zhao, they became a couple, and then three months later, the day before yesterday, the doctor diagnosed Widow Wang as pregnant!
Today, the big fat sister-in-law, who was four months pregnant, and the widow Wang, who had just been diagnosed as pregnant, supported each other and carried a basket containing chicken legs to the Peach Blossom Nunnery to thank Mrs. Ren and the little nun Bai Gu Jin!
So under the pleading of the little nun and the pleading of the big fat sister-in-law and the widow Wang, the little nun was acquitted and regained her freedomβββββββββββ!