Six, four, two, cute, don't wake up like this?
Update at 8 a.m. -
Tang Sen wanted to hold his troops still, but Sun Wukong didn't like this, she always believed that the first strike was stronger, and the second attack would suffer. Of course, this is because Sun Wukong doesn't read much, so he has such a vulgar opinion, and people who read a lot generally think like this: "The first to control others, and the last to control others." ”
Well, it can be seen that reading more books and reading less books are not different ideas. At this point in time when my father-in-law is at the end of the college entrance examination, I would like to advise everyone, since reading more books is the same as reading less books, then everyone should read more...... It's all the same anyway, if you read more, you can get into college, and you can be a girl in college, why not?
(The editor picked up the shield: "Father-in-law, there is a large group of parents over there, I will help you resist it, you hurry up and code the words, you must deliver the manuscript on time.") My father-in-law was moved to tears: "Mr. Editor, I didn't expect you to be willing to help me as a shield." The editor shook his head and said, "You're wrong, this shield is meant to keep you in the way, so you have nowhere to escape...... You can code the word again after you are beaten. ”)
Sun Wukong whispered in Tang Sen's ear: "I said, let's take advantage of these eight lion spirits to sleep, press them on the bed and beat them violently, and then force them to ask their purpose, how convenient is this?"
Tang Sen Khan: "Where is it so violent? Now is the new era, don't shout and kill at every turn, I don't think they are bad people, communicate slowly, you will definitely know their true purpose." ”
"That's so troublesome, it's more convenient to press directly on the bed and beat it violently. Sun Wukong snorted: "When I was still in Heaven as a Monkey King, I guarded the Pan Taoyuan, and the seven fairies came to talk nonsense to me, so I directly taught them to be human beings with a fixation technique, hum hum ......."
Tang Sen sweated, the ghost wants to use your tricks, your way of dealing with the world is outdated, okay? In the new era of civilization and progress, how can there be a reason to press people to the bed and beat them while they are sleeping? Moreover, they are eight girls, not eight obscene and ugly men.
Tang Sen resolutely refused: "No, don't do it, sleep well." ”
"You want to sleep well, but they don't necessarily think that way. Sun Wukong suddenly smiled and said: "My old Sun took a closer look, the eight of them were all pretending to sleep, and they didn't really fall asleep at all." I guess they're waiting for you to fall asleep right now, and then they're pressing you to the bed and beating you up. ”
"I'll rub, do you think everyone is you?" Tang Sen spit out a groove in his mouth, but he was attentive in his heart, the eight lion spirits didn't sleep? This is a question that has to be guarded against, what do you want to do by pretending to be asleep in the middle of the night?
Tang Sen turned sideways to the left and turned his head around, the yellow lion spirit girl sleeping on the left was sleeping towards Tang Sen, her eyes were closed, and she made an even breathing sound, looking as if she was completely asleep, but with Sun Wukong's reminder first, Tang Sen had to suspect that she was not asleep with Ben.
A girl who hasn't fallen asleep pretends to be asleep in front of you, and this girl is still a thief who stole your weapon, this thing is terrible to think about, maybe there is some conspiracy. Being beaten in bed in the middle of the night is unlikely, but it can't be completely ruled out.
Tang Sen thought to himself: Now we must take extraordinary measures, either to expose her as a fake sleeper, or to drive them away and not to sleep next to him again, otherwise he will not be able to close his eyes all night.
Tang Sen had no choice but to speak: "Yellow Lion girl, are you asleep? If you are awake, can we discuss a different way to sleep? I, a big man, sleeps in the middle of your group of young girls, very uncomfortable, and wants to find a place to sleep alone." ”
I can't answer this, the yellow lion girl thought to herself: I finally used "local customs" as an excuse to coax you to sleep together, I don't know what you went crazy in the middle of the night and quit. Once you take this, maybe you will have to go back to sleep in a separate stone room, it is inconvenient to protect, so simply ignore you. The yellow lion girl closed her eyes tightly and let out an even breathing sound.
Tang Sen said: "Don't pretend, I know you're not asleep yet." ”
The yellow lion girl still didn't move.
I'm wiping, are you really pretending? I've said that, you're still pretending, that's unreasonable, isn't it? Is there any way to warn her not to pretend anymore? Tang Sen simply stretched out his hand and patted the yellow lion girl on the shoulder: "Can you stop pretending to be asleep?"
The yellow lion girl was also sweating profusely in her heart: Hey, I said Tang Sen, who am I pretending to sleep for? Why are you running to expose me? No, I have to hold back, a qualified undercover agent, no matter what the situation, you have to play your own role well.
The yellow lion girl said that she didn't move anything, and continued to pretend to be asleep.
Tang Sen was speechless, turned over, and the nine-headed lion girl who was sleeping on the right also slept very smoothly facing him, and Tang Sen said to her: "Nine lion girl, don't pretend to be asleep, okay?
The nine-headed lion girl thought to herself: How can I protect you by sleeping separately? No, this request must not be agreed, so let's continue to pretend to be crazy and stupid.
As a result, the nine-headed lion girl also closed her eyes tightly, kept her breathing steady, and did not move.
This Nima is a bit of a bit of a bad fun! Townsend thought to himself: No, we have to use extraordinary means. It is necessary to force them not to pretend to be asleep, and not to dare to rely on their side anymore.
How can a man make a woman dare not rely on him? The only way is ...... Hooligans!
Townsend decided to play hooligan, otherwise he would not be able to break the game.
He pretended to turn over, flipped his arm, and hugged the yellow lion girl in his arms.
The yellow lion girl was shocked, but she was pretending to be asleep now, and it was inconvenient to wake up, so she had to stay still.
Tang Sen said in a low voice: "Hehe, Yellow Lion girl, since you have to sleep in the same bed with me, and you still pretend to be asleep and refuse to talk to me, then don't blame me for being rude, let's touch your skin first." ”
He said obscene words in his mouth, but his hands were still very measured, and he didn't touch anything excessive, just gently pinched the little hand of the yellow lion girl.
But even if it is a small hand, it has a strong lethality for a light and pure girl, and the yellow lion girl stiffened all over her body, and the whole person almost jumped up, and it took a lot of perseverance to forcibly hold back.
Tang Sen saw that it was useless to pinch his hands, so he had to sigh: That's it, it seems that too conservative actions will not work. His hand simply rested on the waist of the yellow lion girl, the slender waist that Yingying held was really comfortable, even through the pajamas, it still felt very good. But after all this, the yellow lion girl still didn't wake up, and Tang Sen had no choice but to slide his hand down her waist and slide towards the towering Tun.
The yellow lion girl is really going crazy now, she bit her lower lip tightly, and thought: Bear it, you must bear it, I can endure anything in order to transfer home...... In fact, the key to her endurance is because Tang Sen is handsome, if an extremely ugly middle-aged uncle touches her like this, even if she has been undercover for 10,000 years, she can't bear it.
"I'm dizzy, can I still pretend to sleep like this? such a fork?" Tang Sen was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground, and asked him to further insult the Yellow Lion girl, but Tang Sen couldn't do it, and he couldn't really put other girls in the eighteenth way, right?
Okay, you're very bearable, I'll deal with it with someone else. Let's see if other girls can bear to be insulted like you.
Tang Sen turned over and took the nine lion girls in his arms again.
In fact, the eight girls are all pretending to be asleep, in order to protect Tang Sen has been keeping an eye on him, just now Tang Sen did those actions to the yellow lion girl, the other seven girls all know it, now he turned over and hugged the nine-headed lion girl, she suddenly sighed in her heart, and sighed secretly: It's over, now it's my turn, what should I do? I am the boss of the yellow lion, if the yellow lion can bear it, why can't I bear it? Okay, I have to endure it even if I try my best.
Tang Sen really stretched out his hand and touched her, touching here, touching there, the nine-headed lion girl silently thought in her heart that color is empty, empty is color, keep a heart, Lingtai is clear, I don't know anything, uh-huh...... I really survived. It's also strange that Tang Sen touched the position too gentlemanly, and always maintained discipline, if he really touched something excessive, the nine lion girls might not be able to bear it.
After Tang Sen touched it, the two girls around him were indifferent, which made him a little crazy, Nima, is it so excessive? You pretend to be asleep to this extent, and you are still unreasonable? If I really want to put you in a position like eighteen, are you going to pretend that you can't wake up?
"Hahahaha!" Sun Wukong in his ears laughed insolently: "Look, I'll just say that they are uneasy and kind, have conspiracies, and have tricks, and it's easiest to press them on the bed and beat them violently, but you don't want to use it." ”
Tang Sen was speechless: The baby is bitter in his heart, there are so many women by his side, he will definitely not dare to sleep when he sleeps, and he will not succeed in driving them away, can he really only hold them down and beat them violently? No, no, no...... This plan is absolutely incorrect, and in any case, the plan of beating the girls cannot be used, it is better to put them in the eighteenth appearance is more in line with the humanistic atmosphere of the new era.
Tang Sen sighed, simply didn't sleep, took out his mobile phone from his arms, opened the website of Imperial Capital University, logged in to his account, downloaded the PPT courseware of the last few classes, and then studied seriously in the bed.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but sigh: "Tang Sen, how do you describe the way you deal with the problem? Should I describe you as having discipline, or should I describe you as a psychopath? Eight female thieves pretending to sleep by their side, beating and scolding and touching, you actually ran to review?"
Tang Sen smiled: "What if you don't review? I don't want to beat them, I don't want to insult them, and I don't dare to sleep, instead of this, it's better to seize this boring time to review homework, this is the king." ”
Sun Wu was speechless, she didn't bother to pay attention to Tang Sen, flew out of the cave, and continued to monitor the movement outside. (To be continued.) )