I got up late in the morning and didn't wake up, so I'm late for the update, sorry!――

The fake president suffered a big loss, and he was secretly shocked: although this man did not seem to have a lot of divine power, he was very smart.

This is like the feeling that when playing a game, someone has a very slow hand speed and is not fast with a keyboard and mouse, but can rely on their IQ to crush the opponent.

Townsend is that kind of person!

The fake president rolled over from the ground and got up, feeling unharmed, and Towngsen's fist hit was not too painful. In terms of the abundance of divine power, the fake president felt that he had an advantage, and he couldn't help sneering: "Hmph, the use of the flying sword scares me, but your divine power is too little, this fist is not painful, what can it be used except to scare me?"

Tang Sen knows his own problem, the divine power obtained through the "Otaku Guardian Saint" is indeed too little, after all, it is a funny-based Internet sect, and the Five Fireball God Cult, there are not many believers, and the believers are not die-hard, not so much a sect, not a group of otaku girls giggling and laughing, everyone chatting and farting in it and laughing, the otaku worship the male god is more for fun, rather than a blind personality cult, there are not many real loyal fans, and ...... Since coming into contact with the theory of the golden cicada, Tang Sen also thinks that it is not good to engage in this kind of personality cult, so he is also deliberately fading out of the house goddess cult.

His divine power is very small, and it is only equivalent to the level of an ordinary heavenly general, so this forces him to fight in a smart way, rather than relying on divine power.

Human beings have never been the most powerful existence in nature, compared to lions, tigers, bears, and elephants, human bodies are pitifully weak, but humans are the best at using tools, after using cranes, cannons, tanks and other things, humans have long been above lions, tigers, bears, and elephants.

Tang Sen plans to make good use of his Return Sword, only in this way can he fight the powerful youkai for a long time.

The fake president turned over and jumped up, attacking Tang Sen again, and the Zen knife in his hand danced with a knife light. This time, he planned to completely seal the fan-shaped range in front of him, so that Tang Sen's flying sword would not be able to attack no matter how many swords it flew.

Unexpectedly, Tang Sen's two flying swords, one left and one right, all went around his back and attacked from behind. Fake President Listener. Without looking back, he stabbed out two swords, flicked the two flying swords away, and sneered: "This kind of carving insect skill, what can I do?"

As soon as the words fell, suddenly. He felt something strange in the back of his head, huh? Just now it was obviously the sound of two flying swords breaking through the air, but now how did it become three sounds, and there was actually a flying sword that plunged straight down from the sky, pointing directly at the Baihui point above his head, and the position directly above his head happened to be the position where the ears were least likely to receive sound waves.

The fake president almost couldn't dodge again, so he quickly rolled over twice, and finally avoided the sword.

He rolled over before he spoke, "Damn." There is actually a third sword......" After scolding, his face changed again: No, if the two swords were split, they should be divided into four, why only three?

As soon as he thought of this, the ground on which he was standing suddenly cracked, and a flying sword actually broke through the ground and attacked his lower abdomen from below.

The tricky angle of this sword is simply unguardable, and the fake president can't cope with it even if he reacts quickly, and his lower abdomen is the key point. He couldn't get hurt, so he had to fight to get hurt somewhere else, and desperately blocked it with his right leg on the sword, only to hear a "hiss" sound. The fake president's trousers were cut open by the returning sword, and his right leg was also scratched, gushing blood.

The fake president lost his right leg and knelt on one knee, and the Zen knife in his right hand was also inserted into the ground, supporting his body.

"What a despicable way of fighting!" the fake president said sharply: "How can anyone make a sword from such an angle? Do you want to be ashamed?"

"Huh? This angle of the sword is shameless?" Tang Senqi said: "What's shameless about this?"

"Such a nasty swordsmanship. actually aimed at someone else's lower abdomen from below, if this sword was really hit, wouldn't it hurt that...... That location ......."

Tang Sen spread his hands and said, "I really don't think it's very obscene to fight like this...... It's you, a monster, who is full of obscenity, just kill him to seek his position as president, and sleep with other people's wives, and do things to other people's daughters, I think it's you who are even more obscene. Therefore, my sword is to attack your position, cut your key thing, and see if you dare to do such evil things of lewd wives and daughters. ”

Xiang Bo'er and Xiang Zhenguo clapped their hands together in the back and said: "Yes, yes, yes, this kind of thief who lewd his wife and daughter is to use this method to castrate him! ”

Tang Sen smiled: "You see, the bitter lord has said so, I think their request is reasonable, so, in the future, my sword will often visit your position, you have to protect it well, don't be accidentally cut by my sword." ”

The expression on the face of the fake president suddenly became extremely exciting, as if he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, wanted to cry but couldn't cry, he said loudly: "Are you mistaken? What nonsense are you talking about? How can I be lewd with a wife and daughter? Don't give me a hat to be indiscriminately buttoned." ”

"Isn't it? ...... for the past three years."

"Three years of, I won't do that for ten years. The fake president's voice suddenly changed to a female voice: "I'm obviously a female monster, how can I lean on my wife and daughter?

"Shrimp?" Townsend was taken aback.

Xiang Zhenguo and Xiang Boer also worked at the same time.

I saw that the appearance of the fake president began to change rapidly, and after a few seconds, she actually turned into a woman in a suit, looking about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, with a relatively ordinary figure, but a face that was quite good-looking, a small round face, two black eyes, and a shawl, which looked very hot......

Townwend: "......"

Xiang Zhenguo: "......"

Xiang Boer: "......"

"Is there a mistake? You're a female monster?"

"Meow, this is what I was when I was in human form, and there are absolutely no superfluous changes. What do you say I'm not a female monster?" the fake president shouted: "You actually stabbed a woman in the lower abdomen with a sword from the bottom down, and you yourself said that it was obscene or not? If you really stabbed you, think about what a shameless picture it is!"

Tang Sen imagined the picture of the long sword piercing under the woman's lower abdomen, only to feel that his whole body was cold, covering his face, and he couldn't look directly.

He suddenly thought of something, raised his head and shouted, "Wukong, Wukong, you will come out for me." ”

A lark flew over and said, "What do you want me to do?"

Tang Sen said angrily: "Didn't you see it with your fiery eyes? Say that he is a lion spirit, and the male and female of the lion are easy to recognize, right? The male lion has sideburns, and the female lioness has no hair on her head, and you actually didn't see that she is the female?"

Sun Wukong's lion snorted: "You're talking about a lion in nature, but she's not, her body is the kind of lion in traditional Chinese culture and art, how can you say it, you've seen the 'lion dance', right? She is the lion in the lion dance, can you tell the male and female from the lion's head?"

The muscles on Town's face twitched, Nima, the kind of lion with big eyes and stuffed head? This really can't be blamed on Wukong, it's over, it's really a cheat now.

In fact, this is all caused by inertial thinking, they thought that there was a monster who killed Xiang Zhenguo and took Xiang Zhenguo's position, so naturally they would be introduced into Xiang Zhenguo's gender to think, that is to say, "men are killed by monsters, and monsters become men", inferring from this prerequisite, it is natural to imagine monsters as "men", and no one thinks in the direction that monsters are "women".

As a result, Tang Sen regarded her as a demon who was a lewd wife and daughter, and actually used a sword to greet people's places, and really almost stabbed the returning sword into it...... This Nima, it's over, and the feeling of a lifetime of clean name is completely ruined.

The lioness looked indignant: "It's right that I killed Xiang Zhenguo, and it's not wrong to sleep with his wife for three years, but I haven't done anything shameful to his wife in the past three years, but you...... Tell me yourself, is your sword move just now indecent?"

Townsend suddenly remembered that he had met the president's wife in front of the store, and she seemed to have bought a bunch of small toys...... It seems that she has been very lonely and lacking love in the past three years! That's why she has to buy toys to cope.

In other words, the lioness spirit really didn't do anything to the president's wife, and people are not obscene at all, what is really obscene is the self who uses that kind of swordsmanship. Tang Sen covered his face and rolled on the ground: "No, no, no, I'm not such a nasty person! ”

At this time, Xiang Zhenguo's face was smiling, it turned out that his wife hadn't been slept with by a monster for three years, hahaha, great, as soon as the green hat on his head was removed, his spirit suddenly rose, and his mind became clearer, and he jumped out and pointed at the lion spirit and scolded: "Although you don't have a's wife and daughter, you can't fake the fact that you killed me, right?" Mr. Tang, you don't have to feel guilty, you can't use any means to kill this kind of evil monster who seeks money and kills people, I support you! Your behavior is justified, there is nothing wrong. ”

The lioness looked at Xiang Zhenguo with a calm face and said, "You deserve to die this time, don't want to complain about me." ”

"What? You killed me to take the presidency of mine, and said that I deserved it?" Xiang Zhenguo was furious: "I want to ask what I am guilty of." ”

The lioness snorted coldly: "Do you remember the innocent fried oil and fruit vendor who relied on your power to bully you three and a half years ago, not long after you became president?"

As soon as these words came out, Xiang Zhenguo's face suddenly changed miserably, and he stepped back three steps in a row.

Seeing that the situation had changed, Townsend couldn't help asking, "What's going on? What happened three and a half years ago?" )