Chapter 169: Pretending to be crazy
The poem says: When the fake is true, it is true and false, and when it is true, it is also false. There is no need to distinguish between the true and the false, after all, it will all turn into dust.
It is said that Tian Boguang was threatened by cabbage and ran away. Cabbage began to worry alone under the tree. There's no direction to go behind this!
Originally, it seemed that going back to Hengshan City to find Yue Buqun was the best choice, but Cabbage really couldn't think of how to explain that he didn't know anyone. It's easy to continue to pretend to have amnesia, but how can you explain your own ability? Brother Dong said, this matter is the key, and it is not okay to explain it clearly. But his own ability is innate, and he can't be weak if he wants to.
What should I do about this? After thinking about it for a long time, the cabbage didn't come up with a good trick! In the end, when he was in a hurry, the cabbage gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, went crazy, and continued to go crazy! Crazy, others know you, but if you don't know others, that's right! And it's Wang Baquan who is crazy to play. If any madness can play a complete set of kung fu, it is definitely fake madness. In the end, let's pretend to be a low-key madman, only be beaten, and if we don't fight back, we have to secretly return it! In this way, who knows that our kung fu is great? Hahaha, let the people of the Huashan faction pick it up for themselves, then it will be done! That's it, genius.
made up his mind, the cabbage immediately executed, the clothes were thrown away, the shirts were thrown away, the shoes were thrown away, the bare feet, and the pants were torn and tattered, how to break and how to come, as long as it was not exposed. The hair is scattered, the cloak is not finished, and it has to be tangled. Finally, and most importantly, you have to make yourself miserable.
Find a big rock, grit your teeth, snap, and pat your head. As a result, the stone was broken, and I didn't feel anything except a little stone dust on my head! Jumping down from the tree, the two-story tree hit the ground with its face first. This is all right, right? Tom, there is a hole in the ground, and the cabbage is like a stumple. Hold the ground with both hands, pouting your ass and pulling out your head. Cabbage looked at the ground, and for the first time felt that his injury-free bug seemed a bit excessive.
Forget it, the head is already dirty anyway. Find a river beach, hold your breath, and roll there where it is dirty, like a wild boar soaking in a muddy pool, and make yourself a muddy body. Then find a pine tree to rub, rub and roll again, roll and rub again, well, there must be a ** pound of dirt on your body.
Finally, and most importantly, you have to have the momentum of madness, and the world is the biggest. I'm not wrong! Eyes, most importantly, eyes, practice against the river for a long time. Cabbage entered Hengshan City satisfied.
If you want to go, you will go in the middle of the horse, shake your arms, stalk your neck, bare your teeth and show a mouthful of white teeth, and you will tick and tick, who will look at whom. What I want is this crazy domineering!
No matter who it was, the people on the street hid when they saw him. No one knows like crazy, and if you get bitten, who knows if the infection is contagious!
Stop by a restaurant. When I saw the wine, I didn't know why, and the cabbage felt an itchy throat. Simply put aside the posture and stood in front of the counter, staring at the wine with his eyes and a strange smile in his mouth. I'm scared to the shopkeeper. secretly screamed and hurriedly poured a pot on this one. Then he fanned the cabbage and drove away.
Hahaha, it looks like the effect is okay!
The cabbage carried the wine jug, took a big stride, shook his waist, and took another sip from time to time, which was so refreshing.
Where there are many people, and sure enough, they stop and walk to the door of a mansion. When the middle is huge, there are two gilded characters "Liu Fu".
I saw that the door of the house was open at this time, and there was an endless stream of guests. And at a glance, you can see that they are all athletic martial arts people.
When he got to the ground, the cabbage stroked his nose, and he squatted on the steps at the gate of Liu's Mansion with a wine jug.
"Where did you come from, you dare to go wild here!" Immediately, two servants in Tsing Yi came to drive people away.
The cabbage grinned, drooled and dripped, holding the wine jug and drinking, no matter how they rushed, they just didn't move. Xu was dirty and smelly, but no one hit him, just stabbed him with a broom, and the cabbage was all tickled by them.
The cabbage was making a lot of fun here, and I saw a young man dressed in a gorgeous costume, frowning, covering his nose to look at the cabbage, and asked the next person with a dissatisfied face: "What's the matter, I have alarmed the guests inside." ”
"If this madman doesn't leave here, it's useless for us to catch up with a broom. A servant said aggrievedly.
"Then let's go!" the young man shouted softly, "I don't know what day it is! Don't lose our people from the Hengshan faction." ”
"Yes!" Immediately, a few healthy servants rolled their sleeves and arms, intending to come over to set up cabbage.
"Sigh" a bite, the cabbage made a gesture to bite a servant who came to pull him, frightened people and took a few steps back, taking advantage of the vacancy, the cabbage rushed to Liu's mansion.
At this moment, the faces of the young man and the servants turned white with fright, and they chased after them with a strange scream.
"Hahaha, you can't catch me! you can't catch me!" As soon as the cabbage entered the outer courtyard, he saw that the wide outer courtyard was full of no less than two tables of wine.
Regardless of everyone's stunned gazes, the cabbage was running around in the crowd, and from time to time he reached out to grab the dishes on the table and stuffed them into his mouth.
"Well, this chicken is old,...... , This elbow is good, the taste is heavy, and it is delicious...... "After eating, he also gave an evaluation!
The sweat beads of the young man and a few servants came down, and they all had the heart to peel the cabbage at this time.
"What are you doing!" burst into applause, and saw a person from the inner courtyard, and his eyes swept away. shouted coldly at the cabbage: "Which good friend is this, is he here to find trouble?" After speaking, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the cabbage's arm as fast as lightning ().
"You want it, you want to say it, give it to you!" the cabbage danced with his hands, stretched out his hand, and stuffed a pig's head into this hand!
"Death!" came out with a cold eye, threw the pig's head outside the wall, and lifted his leg and foot with a "tom", hitting the cabbage's chest.
This effect is what the cabbage wants, only to see the cabbage's feet off the ground, "whoosh" hit the inner yard, a mouthful of tomato pulp in the empty mouth "poof", sprayed and kicked his head and face.
Looking at the cabbage that flew a distance of more than ten zhang and crashed directly into the inner courtyard, the kicker still wondered: I didn't use so much energy? Could it be that my skills have improved?
Shake your head, it's too late to think about it, hurry up and chase it in the inner courtyard, otherwise there may be some chaos!
The cabbage that flew into the inner courtyard was rolling and shouting, looking like it was going to die or live, in fact, I secretly looked at all the people sitting in the hall of the inner courtyard, yes, Yue Buqun was here, the old nun was here, the old Taoist priest in the restaurant was also there, and many people were at the gate of the Jade Courtyard yesterday, and they were alive!
"Kill me, kill me!" The cabbage cried miserably, crying and rolling, and then leaned against a pillar in the inner courtyard, panting, and took another sip, suddenly his face was hideous, and he laughed: "Come on, hit me, I'm not afraid, life and death are easy to bow my head and difficult, I will be afraid of you? You fight, hit! Hahahaha!"
"What's going on?" Liu Zhengfeng, who was dressed in a gorgeous robe, looked at the cabbage, and then looked at the apprentice who was chasing in, and frowned and asked.
"Master, a madman was at the door, and the people went to chase him, but who knew that he was annoyed, and he also bit (). There were a lot of people outside, we didn't catch him for a while, he rushed in, my brother should die, my brother should die!"
"This friend. Liu was negligent in disciplining, and his younger brother was offended, and please forgive Liu for being clumsy and not recognizing which good man his friend was?" Liu Zhengfeng waved his brother down, and then came to the cabbage, hugged his fist, and asked loudly.
Cabbage stood up, looked sideways at him, and scratched her head, actually pulling away the messy hair.
"Who am I?" Cabbage looked distressed, her eyes full of annoyance: "Yes, who am I?...... I forgot...... Hahaha, I don't remember...... Hahaha, who am I, where am I?"
Liu Zhengfeng looked at the cabbage suspiciously, and thought: What is going on, is it really crazy?
At this moment, several people in the hall spoke at the same time.
"Senior Brother Linghu?"
"Chong'er?"
"Linghu Chong?"
A little nun rushed out of the back door of the inner courtyard, and Yue Buqun and the old Taoist priest of the Taishan faction in the hall also came out.
"Senior Brother Linghu, you ...... , what's wrong with you......" Yilin rushed to the cabbage, and before she finished speaking, tears fell first. Look at the cabbage's dirty, confused face, who looks pitiful.
"Chong'er?" Yue Buqun walked quickly to the cabbage, stretched out his hand to give him his hair and stroked it back, and then looked shocked: "It's really Chong'er!"
"He's Ling Hu Chong! I've seen him in Huiyan Tower!" the Tianmen Daoist commanded Hu Chong and said to everyone in the hall.
"Linghu Master Nephew?" Even Liu Zhengfeng wondered: "For...... Why did you get it like this?"
"Who are you, who am I?" Cabbage looked around blankly, shook her head, and muttered, "I don't know you...... I'm looking for my master...... I'm looking for my master......"
"Chong'er, for the teacher here, for the teacher here!" Yue Buqun grabbed the cabbage. Although he knew that this eldest brother was uninhibited and Ren Da was uninhibited, he believed that in front of him, Linghu Chong would never dare to make such a joke. And Ling Hu Chong was raised by him since he was a child, and his feelings are so deep that they are by no means comparable to other Huashan brothers, and he is really anxious to see him look like this at this time.
"Senior brother?!" exclaimed again. The footsteps of six or seven people rushed at the same time.
"Who are you?" Cabbage really didn't know any of them, so his expression was really dazed, and there was no trace of falsification.
"Who hit me on the head?" Cabbage suddenly went crazy, looked at the people around him with red eyes, and shouted, "Who, who hit me on the head." There is a kind of reporting to be famous, despicable sneak attack, not a hero!"
"Click!" Yue Buqun slapped the back of the cabbage's neck.
The cabbage fell down in response, gave up his breath, and began to pretend to be unconscious...... After writing more, wash and sleep!v