Once upon a time there was a mountain, known as Sanzhang Mountain. There is a temple in the mountain, and the temple is called like a temple.

The three palms in the mountain come like a temple, there is an old monk in the temple, the old monk Dharma number three zhang.

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple, and the old monk picked up a little monk.

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and the poor days in the temple were so miserable that the little monks croaked.

One day, the little monk said to the old monk with a sad face: "Old Shu Huang, I want to go down the mountain." ”

The old monk's face trembled and asked the little monk in surprise: "Little fresh meat, do you want to go down the mountain for Mozi?"

The little monk looked at the mountain very longingly: "I want to drink and eat meat, and I want to have a girlfriend." ”

When the old monk heard this, he was so frightened that his face turned pale, and the dark spots on the old man's face cracked: "Absolutely not, no way." Xiao Xianrou, listen to Shu Xiao's words, you must not drink wine and eat meat, and you must not provoke women. ”

"For Mao, old Shu Xiao?" the little monk's eyes widened in confusion.

"Drinking wine and eating meat will make you fat, women are all flood beasts, don't approach, don't..."

The little monk was washed by the old monk's saliva and slowly dispelled the idea of going down the mountain. But he couldn't help muttering in his heart: Why is Lao Shu Huang different from what Wu Neng said? Wu Neng clearly said that the greatest pleasure in life is to drink wine and eat meat, and to have a beautiful girlfriend.

But the little monk is an obedient and sensible little monk. Every day, I chanted and meditated with the old monk, and I gave alms to sweep the tower, and my life was happy. But to be happy is to be happy, that is, to be very boring and bitter. The little monk grew up day by day, his body was taller, his little bald head became bigger and bald, but his little round face became more white and tender, and he was really a piece of fresh tofu. However, the old monk is getting older day by day, and he is so old that he chats with the Buddha and Bodhisattva from time to time, and his actions are slow.

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was an old monk and a young monk in the temple. One day, the old monk called the little monk to him sleepily and said, "Little fresh meat, don't you want to go down the mountain?" Oh, this is the twelve survival strategies that Shu Xiao has collected for many years, you can take it down the mountain. ”

The little monk has become a half-old monk who is already fifteen years old, but he still looks at the old monk with tears in his eyes and says, "Old Shu Huang, didn't you say that you can't go down the mountain? I don't want to go down the mountain, what should you do if I leave." ”

The old monk was even older, and he touched the little monk's bald head lovingly: "Little fresh meat, listen to Shu Xiao's words." Go down the mountain now. Go and drink wine and eat meat pickled girls. ”

The little monk knelt in front of the old monk, pulling his white beard, crying so much that he wiped his snot and tears, and he didn't want to go down the mountain. In the end, the old monk told the little monk that this was a test for him, to go to Hongchen to experience, and also gave the little monk a name called Wuquan, the old monk said that one day the little monk has experienced all kinds of life, Hongchen joys and sorrows, and he will understand it thoroughly, and he can come back. The little monk agreed, kowtowed to the old monk three times, turned back three times in one step, and went down the mountain with tears in his eyes.

The little monk Wu took the survival plan given by the old monk and went down the mountain into the city with the address given by Wu Neng.

Oh, Wu Neng is the uncle of the little monk, a flower monk, in order to marry a wife and have children, he has long been vulgar, and he also took a vulgar name called Wu Neng, he opened a green building called "Tianxian Pei" in the city. There are fragrant wine and meat and beautiful flower girls in the building.

The little monk who longed to drink wine and eat meat got lost on the way into the city. Wu Duan sat cross-legged under a peach blossom tree, honestly touched his bald head, took out the twelve survival strategies given to him by the old monk from his arms, and slowly opened them.

"Xuanzang's twelve plans for survival are as good as they come. He blinked his round eyes and scratched the back of his head in confusion, he didn't understand!

"The first plan: the lost lamb. ”

"Lost? Hey, how did Lao Shu know that I was going to get lost?" Wu Duan opened his mouth and muttered with a smile, "Lamb? Old Shu Huang is really old and confused, obviously I am lost, why do I still write it as a little lamb?"

Also lost is the ambition to break through the rivers and lakes, holding a male and a female two big chickens of the little nun, she does not have a "survival plan" and "travel guide", so she had to squat on the side of the road to try to catch a strong man to ask for a way, who knows that this is waiting until the sun is about to go down and not waiting for a two-legged walk.

Just as the little nun was staring hungrily at Badao and the white horse, thinking about whether to eat the male or the female first, she heard footsteps in the distance, Bai Gujin turned her mind and tied the mouths and feet of the two chickens, lifted them, and crawled to the peach blossom tree on the side. But he didn't expect that he was actually a white and tender little monk, Bai Gu Jin quietly changed his posture and stared at the face that was as white as a peach, and subconsciously swallowed his saliva!

I really want to take a bite and taste what it tastes like!

He sat under the peach blossom tree and carefully flipped through the book "Twelve Strategies for Survival" , A smile involuntarily rose on her face, a pair of cute dimples turned and turned like a whirlpool, and a mouthful of big white teeth shook and swayed the eyes and mind of the little nun Bai Gu Jin, she hung upside down on the peach blossom branch, and hung with her There were also Badao and Baima Chicken couples who went all the way to the rivers and lakes with her, this little couple is not as good as the little nun Bai Gu Jin's good skills, fried hair, and small eyeballs, they are almost scared to pee!

Bai Gujin hung upside down and stretched his neck to look at the book in the little monk's arms.

I saw Goji take out a rough brush from his bosom, he put the messy tip of the brush into his mouth and sighed twice, and then buried his head in the yellowed booklet and bowed his head to write.

The little nun Bai Gu Jinbai's arms were stretched like lotus roots, and her little neck was stretched out like a duck and deformed, and her eyes stared at the water and finally saw clearly the words written by Wujing on the booklet, only to see that he crossed the word lamb on the title printed with "Lost Lamb", and then added the word "Wudu" next to it.

"Poof" The little nun Bai Gu Jin couldn't help laughing.

"Ahh

"Ahh

A little nun fell from the sky and dragged a chicken couple to sit straight on the head of the little monk Wudu, and sat the little monk who had just gotten up back to the ground!

What's even more tragic is the frightened white horse, the chicken chrysanthemums that didn't control them, and the two big bubble sugar syrup chickens sprinkled on Wu Quan's body.

So Wu Quan's appearance is unprecedented, with a little nun on her head, two big chicken feathers on her face, and a big hen and a big rooster in her arms!

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