"My name is Zhu Gangguan, I was born in the countryside since I was a child, and I have no culture in my life, I just want to find a beautiful daughter-in-law, give birth to two or three cubs for him, and live a down-to-earth life."

What a simple wish a farmer had, but it was a pity that it was about to come true!

Zhu Gangguan's eyes widened, looking at the delicate beauty in front of him, and he was about to flow to the ground! In front of Zhu Gangguan was a woman in a palace dress in a white gauze dress, with a little cinnabar mark on her forehead, her skin was like clotted fat, her collar was like a grub, her teeth were like rhinoceros, and her eyebrows were like a fairy in the sky.

"Marshal, don't" The woman's voice was like a warbler whispering, tactfully listening, her posture was slender, her ice muscles and jade bones were really beautiful.

Where can Zhu Gangguan still hold it at this moment?

A word of don't has completely broken through all the defenses in Zhu Gangguan's heart, he doesn't care what is happening now, and he doesn't know who this fairy-like beauty in front of him is, he only knows that he is a man, he is a normal man!

"Roar-" Zhu Gangguan roared majestically, and then pounced towards the beautiful woman in front of him. And the beautiful woman's posture is moving, as if she wants to refuse and welcome, which makes Zhu Gangguan's heart itch, and he can't wait to press the whole person up!

"What a big guts! Marshal Tianpeng, he actually teased Chang'e of the Moon Palace, and he didn't surrender quickly?!" A majestic and loud sound, like the sound of thunder on the horizon, suddenly made Zhu Gangguan sober up.

The woman in front of her also seemed to be taken aback and avoided it from afar. Zhu Gangguan looked up, and then he found that he was in a world paved with clouds at some point, surrounded by vastness, and it was difficult to see the end at a glance.

Far away, there are cranes, phoenixes singing, Qionglou Jade Pavilion is lined up, it is simply the legendary fairy world, so that Zhu Gangguan's originally mushy head is finally clearer.

"What's going on? My old Zhu Mingming got drunk and fell into the ancient well of his hometown, how did he end up in this place?" Zhu Gangguan was still a little confused, and suddenly there was a wind and rain, and a chain with a thick bowl mouth flew from the sky, as flexible as a snake, Zhu Gangguan didn't react at all, and his body was completely tied up, unable to move.

At this time, pieces of clouds and mist floated from the sky, and when the clouds and mist dissipated, I saw dozens of armored generals, holding silver shining spears, besieging Zhu Gangguan.

"Okay, you Marshal Tianpeng, you dare to tease Fairy Chang'e! Don't bow down and confess, follow me to see the Jade Emperor!" is a general with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, wearing a golden crown, chasing clouds with his feet, and wearing a gossip armor, so majestic!

"Where is this?" Zhu Gangguan, who couldn't understand things at all, although his head had just cleared up for a while, he was immediately taken away by the strength of the wine, and the whole person began to be confused again.

"Drunkenness can't escape today's punishment! Hmph, this guy, so lazy, can climb to today's position, fortunately he was discovered in time by the picket spirit officer, and reported to us, so that he can be captured! Soldiers, take him to the Lingxiao Palace, and see what the Jade Emperor has to say!" The general was not angry and arrogant, and between the words, several heavenly soldiers pounced on him and detained Zhu Gang to death.

"My lord, do you need to bring Fairy Chang'e with you?" The man in a fairy costume on the side was dressed completely different from other generals, and he should be the patrol envoy in the general's mouth.

"No need!" the general said, "Fairy Chang'e had some friendship with this Marshal Tianpeng in the past, I am afraid that it will be even more difficult to talk if she is invited, as long as you testify, once Marshal Tianpeng's crime is decided, even the Jade Emperor will not be pardoned!"

With a wave of his big sleeves, Zhu Gangguan, who was tied up by many heavenly soldiers, couldn't figure out what the situation was at all, and the whole person was taken away.

After a while, the whirring wind made Zhu Gangguan sober up a little again, and when he felt that he was waiting, he saw a golden hall sitting in front of him. The main hall is high into the sky, the golden pillars of the coiling dragon are countless, and four ancient characters are engraved on a plaque of a hundred zhang size in front of the main hall - Lingxiao Treasure Palace!

"Mother, I'm not dreaming, am I?" Zhu Gangguan shook his spirit, and was put into the main hall by several heavenly soldiers.

The hall was extremely vast, and there was an unknown fragrance, which made Zhu Gangguan's wine suddenly disappear by half.

"Participate in Your Majesty" It wasn't until the civil and military officials beside him knelt down and raised their buttocks high that Zhu Gangguan reacted suddenly.

"Zhong Aiqing is flat. ”

"Your Majesty"

"Your Majesty, the Generalissimo of the canopy disregards the rules of heaven and offends the rules of heaven, and dares to tease the fairy Chang'e of the Moon Palace, and please punish Your Majesty severely!" The general next to Zhu Gangguan spoke, and it was only now that Zhu Gangguan understood a little, and he seemed to have dreamed of some things in Journey to the West, that is to say, he became Zhu Bajie!

Of course, all this is still based on the premise of dreams, after all, Zhu Gangguan didn't believe that he really crossed into the book and became an "old pig" who was lazy and lazy.

"Oh, Marshal Tianpeng, is this the case?" The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair, Marshal Tianpeng was able to master 100,000 Tianhe sailors, holding a nine-tooth nail rake forged in the furnace of Taishang Laojun, naturally he had something to do with the Jade Emperor, and he was regarded as the Jade Emperor's henchman.

But today's matter, the Jade Emperor has no way to favor him, after all, he violated the rules of heaven and was arrested, even the Jade Emperor is angry with the canopy, and he hates iron and steel!

However, as long as the canopy explained two sentences, saying that it was a misunderstanding or something, the Jade Emperor would find a way to turn the big thing into a small thing and a small thing. Although the canopy guy is not clever on weekdays, he should not be out of the basket at this time.

"Ah, are you calling Lao Zhu me!" Zhu Gangguan patted his head, recalling the plot on TV, that Zhu Bajie should have been knocked out of the reincarnation path at this time, and he was mistakenly cast into a pig fetus. When I thought that I could dream about such a thing, I couldn't help but feel a little excited.

"That's right, Jade Emperor Lao'er, it's all Lao Zhu and I who did it!" As soon as he thought that it was a dream, Zhu Gangguan had nothing to fear, and he was charged with any crime.

As soon as he heard Zhu Gangguan's title, the Jade Emperor almost had a crooked nose!

"Bold canopy, dare to call Your Majesty like this!" The giant spirit god on the side is also a confidant of the Jade Emperor, and he is not favored by Marshal Tianpeng on weekdays, and he has always looked down on him. Who knew that the canopy didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong today, and the Jade Emperor's words were obviously biased against him, but he acted as if he hadn't heard anything, and he was charged with a lot of crimes, and he even called the Jade Emperor Lao'er! This kind of good thing that fell into the well, the giant spirit god would definitely not miss it.

"Your Majesty! This Marshal Tianpeng is so bold, it must be severely punished! I hope that Your Majesty will see Mingjian!" Another person came out of the crowd and spoke, and all the immortals and gods looked at it, only to see that it was holding a pagoda, with thick eyebrows and wide eyes, and it was as powerful as thunder, it was the King of Tota Li!

It is said that this Tota Li Heavenly King, the eldest son and the second son are all in Buddhism, only the most disobedient young son Nezha follows him and stays in the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor naturally knows in his heart that this guy has nothing to do with Buddhism, and he will naturally suppress his cronies Marshal Tianpeng.

It's just that the Jade Emperor couldn't have imagined that the always clever canopy seemed to have taken the wrong medicine, not only taking all the sins in one go, but also calling himself the Jade Emperor!

"Tiancang, Lone is only drunk when you are the party, now Lone asks you again, can you confess?" When it came to this, all the immortals also heard what the Jade Emperor meant, obviously wanting to favor Marshal Tianpeng. However, in this Lingxiao Treasure Palace, there are really people who don't hear the meaning of the Jade Emperor's words, it is none other than the protagonist Zhu Gangguan!

"Is this Jade Emperor having a cerebral convulsion? Lao Zhu, I have confessed my guilt, why don't you hurry up and knock me down, I'm still waiting to make trouble with Sun Monkey!" Zhu Gangguan, who thought he was dreaming, stared at the Jade Emperor like an idiot, thinking wildly in his head.

"That's right, it's all done by Lao Zhu and me! Including your queen mother, I also peeked when she took a bath, and I stole the underwear and clothes of the Seven Fairy Sisters, what's the matter, why are you not convinced?" Zhu Gangguan raised his voice arrogantly, and all the immortals were dumbfounded, staring at Zhu Gangguan incredulously, obviously the Jade Emperor wanted to let you go and give you a way to live, but who would have thought that this guy was bent on looking for death!

"You, you, you" The Jade Emperor was so angry that he almost didn't come up in one breath, covered his chest, and stared at Zhu Gangguan, "Come on! Drag Gu down and cut it!"

Zhu Gangguan is proud of his majesty, but he knows that the plot is not the same as he thought. He suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, if he cut himself, where would Brother Monkey find himself? Where would the goblin hook up with himself?

"The Jade Emperor spares his life, the Jade Emperor spares his life!" In the eyes of the immortals, Marshal Tianpeng finally "sobered up". However, the Jade Emperor is angry at the moment, whether you beg for mercy or not, he is determined to kill this canopy who took the wrong medicine!

At this moment, several immortals rolled their eyes and stood up:

"Emperor Qiyu, this canopy is also drunk and crazy, not intentionally, thinking about the merits of the past, and asking Your Majesty to spare his life. ”

As someone took the lead, there were really a lot of immortal officials who interceded for the canopy, and when the Jade Emperor saw this battle, he thought that the canopy was really a little wrong today, "Okay, that is, Zhong Aiqing intercedes for it, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped." The immortals listened to the order, Marshal Tianpeng was drunk and teased Chang'e, and now he is heavily punished with a thousand rods and demoted to the mortal world!"

The Jade Emperor waved his sleeves, and Zhu Gangguan was suddenly driven out by a group of heavenly soldiers, and he was still proud in his heart: Hehe, Lao Zhu, I finally haven't changed the direction of the plot, anyway, it's a dream, if you get beaten, you will be beaten.

Not long after, a pig-like scream came from outside the Lingxiao Palace, which frightened the hearers and frightened the listeners, and the screams did not disperse for a long time