Eighty-eight Meng, you are all liars

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Sha Wujing was invited ashore and came to the conference hall of the research institute, some of the timid students were still far away from her, but the more courageous ones sat beside her and chatted with her about some topics in the southeast and northwest.

"Is there really a Heavenly Palace?"

"Yes...... Bai Yujing in the sky, the twelfth floor and the five cities ......" Sha Wujing said happily: "There are many palaces in the sky, and there are immortals living in each palace, such as His Majesty the Jade Emperor lives in Jinque Cloud Palace, Fairy Chang'e lives in Guanghan Palace, and Taishang Laojun lives in Tushi Palace...... What else is the Cloud Palace, the Bisha Palace, the Wuming Palace, the Sun Palace, and the Anther Palace...... There are thirty-six houses in total. There are also seventy-two treasure halls, which are the Hall of the Dynasty, the Hall of Lingxu, the Hall of Treasure Light, the Hall of the Heavenly King, and the Hall of Lingguan......"

The students were dazzled and exclaimed, "Can you take us to the heavens?"

"This ...... No, it won't work. Sha Wujing smiled bitterly: "The giant spirit god guarding the South Heavenly Gate is very fierce, and he will never let you in." ”

"Didn't he not know that you had been in and out a dozen times?"

"I ...... Of course I'm fine, but your presence isn't as thin as mine. Sha Wujing said pitifully: "I imagine how good it would be to be like you, you can't get in anywhere." ”

The people were sweating profusely.

Tang Sen walked over to Sha Wujing and sat down, and asked seriously, "Sha girl, I want to ask you something." ”

"Oh, just ask. Sha Wujing said happily: "I know if there is no answer." ”

"You used to be the Jade Emperor's personal bodyguard, the general of the rolling blinds, so you should know a lot about this Jade Emperor, right? I want to ask what kind of person she is. Tang Sen said seriously: "This way it is convenient for me to guess why she must deal with me." ”

Sha Wujing was shocked: "Do you want to deal with His Majesty the Jade Emperor?"

"No, I didn't say I was going to deal with her, she was going to deal with me. Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "I just want to get to know her, so that I can find out what crazy things I have done to her, so that she always keeps making trouble for me." ”

Sha Wujing said: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor is a very good girl, she is upright and young...... Ahem, although she has always been veiled, and I have never seen her true face, she must be tens of thousands of times more beautiful than me...... And her figure is very good, even the loose dragon robe can't stop her perfect proportions, one point is more, and one point is less. ”

"What I'm asking about is not her appearance, but about her character. ”

"I have a good character, too. Sha Wujing said very seriously: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor is a very strong, very independent, very capable girl, loyal and benevolent, virtuous and frugal, and rewards and punishments appropriately. ”

When Tang Sen heard this, he couldn't help but want to complain, and meowed, how can the Jade Emperor say that you are so good? She inexplicably keeps sending people to kill me like a menopausal woman, and you still say that she is loyal and forgiving? Chang'e was placed under house arrest for saying good things about me, and Li Jing made a phone call and opened a hands-free to be punished, where is this reward and punishment appropriate?

"Wait, what did you just say?" Tang Sen suddenly grasped the point: "Crumbling Heavenly Court?

Sha Wujing smiled bitterly: "Just like the literal meaning, in fact, Heavenly Court has long been in danger, since that incident 500 years ago, the cohesion of Heavenly Court has been getting worse day by day, and it is declining day by day, and by the time the previous generation of Jade Emperors took power, Heavenly Court has almost become an empty shelf...... This generation of Jade Emperor took over the mess when the building was about to collapse, and worked hard to bring the heavenly court back on the right track, but she worked hard and read a lot of books......"

When she said about the incident 500 years ago, Sun Wukong's body trembled obviously.

Tang Senqi said: "500 years ago...... I've heard people mention it more than once 500 years ago, what happened at that time? Is it the Demon King Sun Wukong who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

Sha Wujing sighed lightly: "Demon King Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but it was just one of the countless evil consequences caused by that incident...... In addition to making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, that incident also caused the gods to scatter, a large number of Bodhisattvas and True Monarchs fled into the mountains and wilderness, no longer obeying the dispatch, and the Heavenly Court and the Great Lei Yin Temple became empty shells almost at the same time, gradually moving from prosperity to loneliness. ”

When Tang Sen heard this, how could he still hold back, and asked eagerly, "What is that matter?"

Sha Wujing said: "Golden cicada ......"

"Don't say it!" A broken drink suddenly exploded in his ears, Sun Wukong didn't know why he suddenly launched a frenzy, pulled out the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick from his ear, smashed it down, and hit the table in front of Tang Sen and Sha Wujing, Sha Wujing was forced back into his stomach when he had just made a start, the table was broken, sawdust was flying, Sun Wukong gasped, and said with difficulty: "I don't want to listen!"

Sha Wujing spread her hands: "Demon King Sun Wukong, it's useless if you don't want to listen, what happened 500 years ago is an objective fact, even if you block your ears, what can you do?

"Ahhhh

The students and teachers next to them were stunned, not knowing what they were doing.

Tang Sen looked up at the hole in the ceiling, and said to Wang Shizi with a wry smile: "Manager Wang, I'm sorry to break your roof." ”

Wang Shizi didn't care, waved his hand and said with a smile: "It is not a loss at all to be able to exchange a roof for the gossip of the gods, please continue to tell the story of Miss Sha." ”

Sha Wujing continued: "500 years ago, the demon king Sun Wukong fell in love with a man. ”

"Poof!" Tang Sen squirted out a sip of tea.

"There's nothing funny about it. Sister Zhu actually sat down and said, "Lori also has the right to fall in love." ”

"I'm dizzy, don't talk nonsense seriously. Townsend rolled his eyes at her.

Sha Wujing likes the feeling that everyone is staring at her when telling a story, she is very valued, the focus of everyone's eyes is so cool, it makes her feel that she is alive and good without a sense of existence, she continued: "This person the demon king fell in love with, named Jin Chanzi, is a young and promising Taoist priest. But he is not just a Taoist priest, he is also very interested in Buddhism, went to the Da Lei Yin Temple in West Tianling Mountain, worshiped the Buddha as a teacher, and became his second disciple. ”

"Integrating Buddhism and Taoism?" Tang Sen became interested: "This golden cicada seems to be very good." ”

"That's right, he's very good. Sha Wujing said seriously: "This person's comprehension ability is rare in the world, not only proficient in all Taoist classics, but also familiar with all the Buddhist classics in a very short period of time. ”

Zhu Bajie suddenly sneered: "However, his mistake is that he is too bullish......"

"What do you mean by that?" they asked.

Sha Wujing said: "Hey, don't rob me of my sense of existence, let me speak...... Cough...... After he had comprehended all the Buddhist scriptures and Taoist books, he suddenly pointed to the sky and the 'fake', the earth and the earth 'fake', the Buddha and the 'fake', and the Sanqing Dao 'fake'...... You're all liars. ”

As soon as these words came out, the room full of students and teachers felt refreshed. I don't really understand it, but I always feel like it's amazing.

Tang Sen's brow furrowed deeply.

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