Fourth, seventy-three, cute, and crazy methods
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen was so depressed, Sister Guanyin, this guy is so naughty, if you are my girlfriend, you will definitely catch it and beat a hundred asses, without softness. For the sake of her not being my girlfriend, this punishment will be forgotten.
Putting down the phone, Tang Sen didn't know who else to ask, and said with a wry smile: "It's over, even Zhenyuan Daxian and Sister Guanyin don't know how to find Nuwa, it seems that this matter is no fun." ”
"If there is no drama, there is no drama, how can this be possible if you have to reverse biological instincts. Zhu Bajie snorted: "It's like I have the instinct to watch "Proud Invincible Record", you have to snatch my phone and deprive me of instinct, this is wrong, please return the phone to me, hurry, immediately." ”
"It's all nonsense, you don't call it instinct!" Tang Sen kicked Zhu Bajie away.
At this time, the two Sun Wukong suddenly said in unison: "I said, the man of the spider spirit is too stupid, right? If a woman wants to eat him, he will obediently let the woman eat it? Such a waste of wood? If I am the man, which woman dares to eat me? See if I don't hang her up and beat her." ”
She originally said an unintentional sentence, but this sentence suddenly made Tang Sen's eyes light up, and he was overjoyed: "Hey, yes, how did I forget this...... Hurry up and find out. ”
Townsend took out his phone and quickly flipped through the Internet.
Sure enough, there is a record on the web about the habit of female spiders eating mates, but there are also notes here that some male spiders will escape when the female spider is not paying attention after mating. In addition, when humans raise spiders, in order to prevent the female spider from eating the male spider after mating, they will intervene human-only, and when the male spider and the female spider have mated, the male spider will be rescued artificially. Rescue it from the mother spider.
After reading these materials, Tang Sen couldn't help but look up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahaha, it's done! There is no need to dispatch Pangu God and Nuwa Niangniang at all, just use human methods to let the spider spirits enjoy love. ”
Sun Wukong said strangely: "What method have you thought of?"
"Well...... Good girls don't learn. Townsend stopped the girls from getting to the bottom of it, and waved his hand, "I'm going to buy something." You're waiting for me in the camp, remember, don't come with me, I'm going to buy something not for a good girl. ”
After saying that, Tang Sen took out his mobile phone to check the GPS map, and soon locked on the nearest human city, he jumped on the flying sword, and the sword flew towards the city.
After he walked away, Sun Wukong snorted dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean that good girls don't want to learn? It's so annoying, what's not to say?"
Zhu Bajie next to her showed a mysterious evil smile on her face, and she smiled and said, "Actually, there is nothing that can't be said, I can roughly guess what he thinks." ”
"Oh?" Sun Wukong was surprised: "Why can you guess that my old grandson has no clue at all?"
"That's because you never watch "Invincible". Zhu Bajie smiled triumphantly: "Tang Sen's idea is actually often seen in "Proud of the Invincible Record", human beings have a small toy for men and women to increase fun when OOXX, the name is Restraint Equipment, in OOXX, first take those strange toys to restrain the spider spirit girl. Then OOXX so that it won't be eaten. Wait a few hours, wait for the instinctive time of the spider girls, and then let them go, hahahaha...... Look, the instinctive problem that the gods can't solve, there is already an answer in "Proud Invincible Record". ”
Sister Zhu knew that Sun Wukong was very earthy. I haven't seen a lot of new things for human beings, so I took a branch and drew a few shapes on the ground, which are very unsightly pictures, to put it simply. It's the picture of Fuso's heavy love action movie. What kind of tortoiseshell bindings, what handcuffs, what kind of chairs...... (My father-in-law can't write exactly what these things look like, because my innocent father-in-law has never seen these things, never will!) )
Sun Wukong's face suddenly changed drastically: "What a madness! ”
"It's up to you to ask. Sister Zhu said with a smile: "Tang Sen also said, good girls don't want to learn." Actually, this kind of thing is very difficult for Tang Sen to tell the spider girls in person, after all, he is a man, and it is estimated that it will be embarrassing to say this to a few young women, just I'm a good person to the end, I'll go talk to those girls. ”
Sun Wukong said in the spirit of watching the excitement: "I'll go too, I want to see what kind of attitude those seven girls will have after hearing this crazy solution." ”
Zhu Bajie took the two Sun Wukong and swaggered towards the spider spirits' house.
Although she didn't know the specific direction, she knew it after seeing the direction of Tang Sen's return, and it didn't take much effort, Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong found the house of the spider spirits, and when they walked to the room, they saw that there was still a huge spider web hanging in the yard, and several girls were wearing silver silk armor and making flutes in the yard.
It turned out that after the eldest sister said those words to "startle" Tang Sen, the other six younger sisters also fell into contemplation, they still can't accept that they can't fall in love, and they are very sad, so they are fluted in the yard, and they haven't adjusted their mood for a while.
At this moment, Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong appeared.
The seven girls didn't know Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong, and of course they didn't recognize Zhu Bajie as the hateful big carp in the lake yesterday, and the eldest sister said to Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong: "Two sisters, what are you doing here?"
Eighth Sister Zhu generously arched her hand, reported her fist, and said with a smile: "Hello spider girls, my name is Eighth Sister Zhu, I used to be the marshal of Tianpeng in the Heavenly Court, and now I am wandering in the human world. The two next to me are the demon king Sun Wukong who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. ”
The spider spirits were startled, these are two big shots, Marshal Tianpeng or something is not very familiar, but the demon king Sun Wukong is famous in the monster world.
The eldest sister also politely blessed her: "It turned out to be the demon king Sun Wukong who waved a big stick to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and my sister is polite here." ”
Sun Wu rolled on the ground: "No, no, the weapon that my old grandson used back then was a dust, not a big stick at all." ”
"No, it's rumored in the monster world that you use a big stick, and that can't be wrong. ”
Sun Wukong wanted to cry without tears: "Okay, this is not the point, let's get down to business." ”
"What do you have to say to a little monster like us?" the eldest sister felt that Yali Mountain was big.
Zhu Bajie smiled: "You know Tang Sen, right? It's a very handsome young man, and he came to you just now." ”
The seventh sister frowned suddenly, and the eldest sister said, "There is such a person, what are you mentioning him for?"
Zhu Bajie: "We are all his friends, I heard that the seven girls are distressed because they can't get married, and Tang Sen also has deep sympathy for a few girls, he thought about it, and also consulted a lot of information, and finally thought of a solution that can help the girls get rid of the suffering of not being able to marry." However, he was embarrassed to say this method by a man, so I came to help him. ”
The faces of the six younger sisters showed joy at the same time, but the eldest sister said with a serious face: "Hmph, what good can that pervert villain do? Let's hear it, if it is to tease us, I can't spare him, this time I will definitely give him a real punishment." ”
Eighth Sister Zhu grinned and said in a strange tone: "Actually, it's ...... A small human toy, called a restraint ......"
"What restraints? I haven't heard of them. "The seven girls are all very innocent and pure, how could they know such a crazy thing, with a stupid expression on their faces, they are not in a state at all.
Eighth Sister Zhu said: "Well, I can't say it clearly, Sun Wukong, you can use your hair to turn into a restraint to show the seven girls." I just drew it for you, and it shouldn't be difficult for you to change one. ”
Sun Wukong felt very embarrassed: "I don't want my hair to be used to change into such an infamous thing." ”
"It's also about helping people. Zhu Bajie said.
Sun Wukong thought about it, help people, don't mind too much, so he pulled out a few hairs, blew a breath, and shouted to change, only to see that those hairs instantly turned into a few strange things, there was a large handful of ropes, and a ball for gagging, handcuffs, slings, clips...... A whole bunch of stuff that doesn't have a name at all.
Sister Zhu picked up these things and said, "Well, that's it." Before you make out with your husband, tie you up with these things and hold you immobilized, and then you don't have to worry about eating your husband by doing whatever you want. Because you can't move at all, you can only be at the mercy of men. ”
The seven girls didn't understand what these were before, but after Sister Zhu's explanation, the seven girls' faces turned earthy with fright. Even if they don't know anything about it, but after seeing these crazy things, they can imagine what kind of use it will be, and how embarrassing it will be if these things are added.
The eldest sister's face darkened, and she said solemnly: "You guys...... You were sent by Townsen?"
Zhu Bajie nodded: "Yes, this method is okay, thank us, hahaha." ”
"Bastard! The eldest sister jumped up three feet high in anger: "You are not a good thing, you are a big villain, a super bad guy, you just think about how to be cheap, I ...... I...... I'm going to fight with you. ”
"Hey, it's for your good...... Hey, don't fight!" Seeing that the eldest sister rushed over to beat someone, Zhu Bajie quickly turned around and ran.
Although Sun Wukong was not afraid of fighting, he didn't want to fight at this time, so he laughed, and turned around and fled without a trace with Zhu Bajie.
The seven girls were so angry that they jumped in front of the door and scolded Zhu Bajie, at this moment, the cold light flashed in the sky, and Tang Sen carried a huge package on his back and flew over slowly...... (To be continued.) )