The first, four, three, cute, and smart Li Jing

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Li Jing was in a daze, well, no, in fact, she wasn't in a daze, she was looking at the sky......

Stomach Pheasant and Bi Yuewu don't dare to underestimate Tota Li Tianwang, no matter how stupid this woman is, she is also at the level of the Heavenly King, and it is veritable, she really has strength, she is different from the fake marshal who likes to fish and be lazy with Marshal Tianpeng, Li Tianwang once subdued Nezha with Linglong Pagoda, and led a large army to encircle and suppress the demons of Huaguo Mountain 500 years ago, her military achievements are impressive, how can she be despised?

Now, this Heavenly King didn't bother to pay attention to the stomach pheasant and Bi Yuewu, she only looked at the sky.

The stomach pheasant and Bi Yuewu were beating drums in their hearts, what is there to see in the sky? Could it be ...... The two couldn't help but follow Li Jing's gaze into the air.

There are white clouds in the sky, a goshawk underneath the clouds, and a colorful bird underneath the goshawk...... Could it be that Li Tianwang is watching the goshawk prey on the birds, and he wants to realize the Tao from it?

The mood of the stomach pheasant and Bi Yuewu couldn't help but get nervous, and they watched the movements of the goshawk and the bird carefully, but after a long time, the goshawk was still gliding high in the air, and the bird was still skimming at a low altitude, and everything had not changed.

What is the King of Heaven looking at?

Stomach Pheasant and Bi Yuewu couldn't help it, and the two of them said to Li Jing in unison, "What are you looking at?"

Li Jing's eyes were scattered, and she withdrew from the sky and landed on the faces of the two, and said strangely: "Look, I didn't see anything just now." ”

"Then you're looking up at the sky, aren't you looking at things?"

Li Jing spread her hands: "Neurotic, why do I have to watch the sky? There are no police movies in the sky to watch...... I just suddenly felt that the action of raising my hands behind my back and facing the sky was very stylish, and there was a taste of 'I am a master', so I put a POS to try. ”

"Poof, poof!" Stomach Pheasant and Bi Yuewu fell to the ground one after another.

The two almost vomited blood, but they finally suppressed the anger in their hearts and got up, and kept warning themselves: "Li Jing is a psychopath, don't be like her." ”

But I saw that Li Jing was looking down at the ground again, and said leisurely in her mouth: "In the Qin period, the bright moon and the Han period, the light boat has passed the Wanzhong Mountain." Fireworks in March down to Yangzhou. If it is not broken, Loulan will not be returned. ”

The two wiped a handful of sweat at the same time, feeling so stressed, this word ...... I feel that the writing is very charming, and there is an indescribable philosophical flavor. Hmmm, it's so awesome, I feel that every sentence is written greatly, it is definitely the level of famous poems through the ages, but why read it together. Do you feel a faint pain in the egg?

This poem describes the poet's heroic spirit of taking a boat from the checkpoint of the Qin and Han dynasties, passing through 10,000 mountains, and coming to Yangzhou in March of fireworks.

"No, this poem is just a nervous!"

Stomach Pheasant and Bi Yuewu flipped the table together and shouted: "Li Jing, don't have a nervous breakdown, come and die......"

Before they could finish their sentences, the two suddenly felt the sky darken. It seemed that the sun was obscured by dark clouds, and the two of them felt quite strange, where did the dark clouds come from in the blue sky and white sky? At the same time, when they raised their heads to look, they saw a huge and incomparably exquisite pagoda falling from the sky, covering the two of them with a bang.

"I'm rubbing, we've been plotted by a nervous disorder?"

"She raised her head to worship the pagoda, and then lowered her head to recite the poem in order to distract us and make us also bow our heads to think about the meaning of her broken poem......"

"I see...... What a cunning Tota Li Heavenly King!"

The stomach pheasant and Bi Yuewu were desperately slapping the body of the pagoda inside the pagoda, in a vain attempt to push the Linglong pagoda up. However, how could this thing be pushed away so easily, the two of them used their strength to feed, and the pagoda still covered them well.

Li Jing spread her hands outside and snorted, "It's so stupid." You have to be tricked for such a simple trick, how did you live so big?"

Ang Riji feels so stressed, no, according to what he usually knows about her when she was in the Heavenly Court, Li Jing, the king of Tota, should be a second goods and an idiot, why does she know how to play intrigue now?

Only Townsend knew what was going on. He sighed and said: "It's not all good things that you conspirators did, someone used the Forgotten Youyin to block Li Tianwang's memory, and as a result, the personality of this stupid gossip was sealed, and now she has become a lot smarter than before, and you still treat her as an idiot, don't be blamed by the yin......"

Ang Riji felt so stressed, and hurriedly shouted: "Fire monkey, water ape, go and overthrow the Linglong Pagoda and rescue the stomach pheasant and Bi Yuewu." ”

The fire monkey and the water ape are actually two monkeys, one is a fire monkey and the other is an ahuizotl.

Well, in fact, what is the difference between "monkey" and "ape", Tang Sen can't see it, anyway, these two guys have monkey looks, the two monkeys rushed to the Linglong Pagoda together, rushed halfway, and suddenly fell forward at the same time, hit the ground with their faces, and fell into a...... On the ground, ouch, ouch, can't get up for half a day.

Ang Riji was furious: "What are you two doing?"

The fire monkey and the water ape said in unison: "I don't know what I was mixed with......

Angri Ji was flustered, and then suddenly realized: "Quickly take the demon mirror and come out." The heavenly soldiers behind him immediately handed over a huge mirror, which slowly showed Sha Wujing's pretty face, and she also made a V-shaped gesture to the mirror, shouting: "Oh yes, successfully tripped two enemies and attracted attention!" My presence was once again revealed......

"Grab your sister's attention. Tang Sen was furious: "Tell you to go quietly to save the princess, what are you doing when you run and trip those two monkeys halfway?"

"Don't blame me, I'm sneaking over to the princess, intending to get her out, just passing by here. Sha Wujing said aggrievedly: "They took the initiative to run over and tripped on my calf, and the other person's calf was tripped and hurt very much." ”

Townwend: "......"

Angri chicken: "......"

Two monkeys: "......"

Ang Riji shouted: "Hurry up, keep the princess well, take the demon mirror and shine it in all directions, don't let Sha Wujing touch it." ”

The heavenly soldiers erected several demon mirrors, and the princess was set in all directions, so many bright and large mirrors, so that the son felt a little liked, she looked at the mirror, and exclaimed: "Oh, why is there a white hair on the head......? She "snapped" a white hair in the mirror, then looked left and right, and turned her face sideways. Blinked, rather narcissistic.

Everyone sweated together.

Tang Sen was the only one who expressed his calmness, and he actually defended the princess: "I don't think you should make a fuss about this kind of thing, as a normal woman, you see many mirrors in front of you." How can anyone fail to take a photo? It is normal for people to take a photo, and it is strange if they do not take a photo...... I understand Miss Kong Yi's behavior very well. ”

"Don't help her with everything just because she's an otaku, this is clearly an act that can't grasp the point. Everyone around complained at the same time: "She was taken hostage, the heavenly soldiers and generals were fighting with the monsters and fairies, and she was still in the mood to look in the mirror and pull out her white hair, what a crazy woman she was." ”

Tang Sen spread his hands: "That's because you don't understand the good of the housegirl, she is a good woman, if she screams and faints now, or she is so frightened that her whole body trembles." Scream come and save me, what's the difference between that and the vulgar woman with a public face? She is already a relatively mild reaction, and if my mother is here, she will knock all the heavenly soldiers around her to the ground with two slaps, and then take a handheld game console out to play games is her style. ”

Everyone: "......"

Ang Riji almost wanted to flip the table, and yelled: "Give me all serious, what's the situation now? Don't meow to discuss the behavior pattern of the otaku, we don't want to know what will happen to the otaku...... Fire monkey and water ape, the two of you will shoot together and kill Sha Wujing. ”

"Not really. To deal with me alone, you actually sent two generals?" Sha Wujing smiled happily: "It feels so good to be valued. ”

"You're big, you're going to die. Townsend yelled, "Be careful......"

The fire monkey swung a long whip and whipped it towards Sha Wujing's slender waist. She twisted and flew away. In fact, her combat effectiveness is even worse than that of Zhu Bajie, but her sense of presence is weak, and it is always difficult for the enemy to see her true outline clearly, unable to grasp her vital points, or predict the direction of her moves.

The fire monkey whipped into the air, and the water ape rushed up again. He also used a long whip, and when he threw it forward, Sha Wujing was dodging the whip of the fire monkey, and he didn't watch out for the attack of the water ape, so he was suddenly entangled in his calf.

The water ape was overjoyed, and pulled it back, trying to pull Sha Wujing over to restrain it, but he didn't expect that it was actually a magic wand that was pulled into his arms, which hit the ground and hit his chest with a bang, making the water ape squat and sit on the ground.

Sha Wujing smiled and said, "What are you doing with a whip around my wand?"

Ahuizotl shouted, "I'm obviously wrapped in a foot!"

Sha Wujing's sense of presence is too bad, it is better to attract hatred with a wand, she smiled and pulled back her wand, the whip of the fire monkey arrived again, and with a wave of the staff, the whip of the fire monkey made a bend, came around from an unbelievable angle, and wrapped around her wrist.

Sha Wujing shouted, "Oops, my wrist is entangled. ”

What the fire monkey heard: "Hand ...... ...... entanglement"

I thought to myself: How can this guy be so easy to entangle? It must be a trick, trying to plot against me like defeating the Ahuizotl...... I'm definitely entangled with a wand this time, so let's take a look at the demon mirror next to me.

He turned his head to look at the demon mirror......

Masters are competing, how can you turn your head to look at the mirror next to you?

Sha Wujing screamed softly, flew up with a kick, and kicked the fire monkey to the ground.

Ang Riji said angrily: "Two stupid monkeys, give me a little more brain, lift up the divine power and condense it into the eyes and ears, you can sense Sha Wujing, go and kill her, hurry up." ”

The fire monkey and the water ape hurriedly condensed their divine power, their divine power was not weak, once they got serious, they could see Sha Wujing's faint demon shadow, and the two of them screamed at the same time, and pounced towards Sha Wujing.

Sha Wujing's real combat power is not as good as that of Zhu Bajie, where is the opponent of the two nights? Hurry up and run, she is a faint demon shadow, when she is bent on escaping, she is really elusive, as long as she is behind a tree, behind a stone, she immediately disappears without a trace, and the two monkeys have to look for her for a long time to find it...... (To be continued.) )

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