Returning to the Guanyin Monastery with the black bear spirit, Tang Sen rode on the back of the little white dragon as usual, and Sun Wukong drove a somersault cloud to fly beside him.

Everyone was silent, and they hadn't yet recovered from the incident just now.

Flying and flying, Tang Sen suddenly thought to himself: No, Da Lei Yin Temple wants me to marry Miss Rulai, obviously you can let me fly over and marry her as soon as possible, why does Sister Guanyin tell me to only ride a bicycle at most? Listening to Sister Guanyin's tone, Miss Rulai is not too young, she should be in a hurry to get married, let me walk slowly for a few years before I reach Xitian, is it really good?

Inside, it seems to smell the smell of conspiracy again......

Although Tang Sen himself didn't plan to take a plane directly to Xitian, and then happily marry Miss Rulai and go home, but ...... He didn't like to be in the middle of a conspiracy. took out his mobile phone and dialed Sister Guanyin's phone, the phone number was asked for when he talked to Sister Guanyin last time, and now it just came in handy: "Hey, I said Sister Guanyin, I have something to talk to you about." ”

"What's the matter? This girl is busy. The voice of a very rough middle-aged man on the phone was actually a very rough middle-aged man, claiming to be "this girl", this strong and stark contrast almost made Tang Sen squirt out a mouthful of water.

Townsend yelled into his phone, "Hey, is there a mistake? What the hell are you doing?"

"This girl is driving a truck to make money...... Cough...... This girl is changing her Dharma body and overcoming the sufferings of the world, if you have anything to say, don't hinder this girl's work. ”

Tang Sen didn't bother to care what she was doing, and asked seriously, "Hey, Miss Rulai is in a hurry to get married, right?"

"That's right!"

"Then why didn't you take me to the west without spells, and didn't let me take planes and trains, but only let me ride my bicycle there, is there any deep conspiracy in this?"

Sister Guanyin snorted: "There is no conspiracy, there is no conspiracy at all! Everything in the world has its certainty, if you want to marry a Rulai girl, you can only use a bicycle to run slowly, and you must not use other methods, otherwise it will violate the way of heaven, destroy the marriage, and fail to achieve positive results." ”

"Don't come to these deceptive things, tell me human things. ”

"Well, you want to know the truth, don't you?"

"Yes!"

"Hmph, that girl will look at the face of our friendship, and I will give you a thorough ......" Sister Guanyin said with a flat mouth: "Do you know how many gods and Buddhas there are in the Western Heavens?" Hmph, three thousand Buddhas, three thousand Jiedi, eight vajras, four bodhisattvas, five hundred arhats, eight hundred bhikshu monks, public upasa, bhikshunis, upasa...... How many people are these? Do you think it's easy for so many people to agree to marry Miss Rulai?"

Tang Sen: "Hey, me, I didn't want to marry her in the first place, I just went to Da Lei Yin Temple to have a look." ”

Sister Guanyin said: "But they don't know, they think you are going to marry Miss Rulai, so these people want to examine your character and study whether it is appropriate to marry Miss Rulai to you, so they first let you walk 108,000 miles to test your perseverance, and then arrange a 9981 difficulty or something to test your skills......"

Tang Sen snorted, "To put it simply, it's just to make fun of me, right?"

"That's right...... Cough...... No, how can we make fun of you, we are very serious about choosing a husband for Miss Rulai. Sister Guanyin shouted: "Ouch, check the overloaded traffic police, damn it...... Besides, I'm still busy here......"

The phone hung up, and Townsend was speechless.

Okay, what do they think about the people in the west, anyway, what I originally planned was to travel around the world by bicycle, and it doesn't matter to me whether Miss Rulai marries or not, I just went to see her, and Tang Sen left this matter behind......

The three of them returned to the Guanyin Monastery, packed their luggage, the little white dragon turned back into a bicycle, and the three of them left the Monastery and got on the road again. The black bear spirit was carried on Lin Bai's back, she didn't know if she had accepted her fate, she didn't say a word quietly, just like an ordinary teddy bear, and she didn't even move.

Tang Sen smiled: "Hey, I said Miss Bear, what's your name? ”

"The owner used to call me Peanuts. The black bear said: "She said that my head is very big, and my body is round, very much like a huge peanut, so she named me Peanut...... Alas, but this meeting, she has forgotten ......"

Tang Sen recalled that when the woman saw the black bear spirit again, she seemed to say: "What is this bear called? Panpan? Wangwang? Xiongxiong? Oops, I can't remember ...... clearly."

"She said three names, all of which had nothing to do with me. The black bear spirit began to grieve again.

Tang Sen held the grip of the bicycle in his left hand, came over with his right hand, and touched the round head of the black bear spirit: "Okay, don't be depressed, I won't forget your name, I will call you Peanut in the future, you can call me by my name directly - Tang Sen." ”

"It's not nice to call it by name. The black bear spirit said: "Then I will call you Brother Tangsen in the future." ”

"Hey, what's wrong with my name?" said Townsend Khan.

"Tang Sen, it sounds very much like Tang Seng, a monk from the Tang Kingdom, quite like a monk......"

Tang Sen was speechless, and there was no reason to talk about this nameless stuffed bear, so he took out his mobile phone and called his mother: "Hey, Mom, do you know where the Transformers and plastic toy soldiers I liked very much when I was a kid are?"

"I know!" "I know!" my mother's laughter came from the phone: "It's on my mother's bedside, Xiao Sensen's toy mother likes it, and now I sleep with it every day......"

Townsend Khan: "Hey, what are you doing? What kind of trouble are you going to sleep with your son's toys?"

"It's not all your fault, refusing to let your mother hold you to sleep. ”

Tang Sen covered his face: "There is no reason to talk to your nameless mother, I'm going to hang up...... Oh yes, take care of those toys for me, and when I get back, I'll love them like I did when I was a kid. ”

My mother smiled: "Xiao Sensen, you also have to like your mother as much as you did when you were a child, and then take a bath and sleep with your mother." ”

"Don't!" Townsend hung up.

"Hey, you shouldn't be a mother, right?" Sun Wukong obviously heard his call, and pretended to be very scared next to him: "If it's a mother, my grandson has to stay away from you, it's disgusting." ”

The black bear spirit also said seriously: "The mother control is too terrible, I want to stay away from you." ”

Even the little white dragon, who has always been honest and well-behaved, said: "Brother Tang Sen, if you are a mother, please explain it earlier, the little girl can settle down in any lake, and she doesn't dare to carry you to the west anymore." ”

"Not really!" Tang Sen shouted, "It's obvious that my mother is a son, and she keeps making unreasonable demands, so your ears are growing backwards? ”

The little white dragon said quietly: "The mother of a single-parent family depends on her son for her life, and the little woman can understand her desire to sleep with her son, probably because of loneliness...... It's because you have evil thoughts that you don't dare to sleep with your mother. ”

"That is, you are not right-minded, and you dare to say that your mother is controlled by her son. Sun Wukong complained.

The black bear spirit shuddered: "The mother control is so scary...... I'm a stuffed animal, why do I feel cold?"

Tang Sen was complained by them in turn, and couldn't help but quiet down, and silently thought: Is it really my brain that is filthy?

The image of his mother walking around the living room in sexy lingerie suddenly flashed in his mind, and he couldn't help but shrink into a ball on the bicycle, damn, I'm really a little abnormal. No, if something happens like this, I have to marry a daughter-in-law to suppress the fire.

That's it!

"Be careful...... Someone is plotting!" Sun Wukong suddenly shouted, and then pushed Tang Sen off the bike with a hard push.