Su Zhe slept in a daze, felt something cool caressing his body, turned over impatiently, and muttered, "This ghost place." ”

"Heehahahahahaha

Su Zhe was startled, immediately bounced up, looked left and right, and found that there was a pitch-black humanoid gas dancing beside him, and the piercing laughter was made by it.

Su Zhe was stunned, and then he actually took off his pants, and shot a small urine towards the humanoid gas, shouting in his mouth, "What kind of demon, dare to be presumptuous here!

Naturally, the child's urine can't exorcise ghosts, but whether it's a person or a ghost, he was drenched in urine when he was laughing arrogantly, and it is estimated that he will not move. This stupid ghost is the same, just stunned there, and won't hide away until the whole bubble of urine is over.

Su Zhe finished urinating, seeing that the ghost was motionless, thinking that he was really drenched in his own urine, and he couldn't move, so he immediately jumped two steps, raised his head and chest, crossed his waist and raised his hand, pointed at the stupid ghost and said loudly:

"Oh, this little master has boundless urine, phew, it's boundless mana, I should have taken your ghost life, but God has the virtue of a good life, so I will let you go, and the master will leave first." ”

When the words fell, Su Zhe immediately turned around and went to the cat outside the valley.

And the stupid ghost who was sobered up by Su Zhe's words screamed like a crazy ghost, "Dead boy, what am I and your ancestors for the eighteenth generation...... Oh, I'm his ancestor, and I scolded myself before I scolded that kid, and I was angry. Bah, dead boy, don't run, see if I don't kill you!"

That Su Zhe spread his legs and ran happily, and he didn't forget to despise that stupid ghost in his heart, how could anyone tell people not to run and say that they killed him, isn't it equivalent to telling people to run faster, stupid, ah, by the way, he is a dead man, no wonder he is very stupid.

Thinking of this, Su Zhe couldn't help but look back curiously, and when he saw it, he was frightened, and he ran with his legs deadly, and shouted in his mouth: "Dead ghost, don't chase it, you are covered in urine, don't stick to the master." ”

After running two more steps, there was no sound behind him, Su Zhe looked back and saw that the ghost was gone.

"Could it be that stupid ghost ran away?, I've watched too much of this drama series, I want the master to stop, make sure that the dead ghost comes out behind the master, the master just doesn't stop, and he's angry with you." ”

"Boy, who are you angry about?, this big ghost has been dead for a long time, why are you angry with me?" The stupid ghost's voice sounded in front of Su Zhe.

Su Zhe made a sudden stop, slowly turned his head back, and stared at the ghost not far in front of him, "Hey, where is the pee?"

The ghost heard Su Zhe mention the urine again, and couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth, eh, if he had a mouth, "Okay, boy, don't play, you are a descendant of the Su family who has come to practice, I am the person in charge here, eh, the ghost in charge." ”

"You're still in charge of ghosts like you're stupid? I'm afraid you're in charge of ghosts. ”

"Okay, boy, don't raise the bar, enough trouble, let's be serious, listen, I'm Su Wuming. ”

After the ghost finished speaking, he looked at Su Zhe expectantly, hoping very much that this great name could shock the junior in front of him, and then watch him bow to himself.

"Oh, it turns out that you are always the old ancestor who was killed by lightning, and you have admired it for a long time. ”

said that it was a long admiration, but Su Wuming couldn't see where he had been looking up for a long time, but it was Su Zhe's pair of starry eyes, how he looked like he was looking at a pile of purple gold coins.

Su Zhe saw that Su Wuming was silent, thinking that he had killed the other party for a long time, and immediately spoke again: "I said ancestor, we don't know each other anymore." So let's stop talking nonsense, let's do things according to the plot, and then you can ascend to Elysium. ”

"What, what's the plot, what's Elysium?"

"What, the ghost of a Xuanwu is waiting for your descendants here, of course, you want to give this descendant an incomparably powerful power and let him take revenge on blood and rule the world, but I said Ancestor, you should open a cave in a relatively hidden place behind the village but you can definitely see it at a glance, and then put an ancient book in it that you know is very mysterious but can definitely be cracked, and after I have worked hard to crack it, you will appear majestically and give me power, this is perfect, as for Elysium, it means that you go to reincarnation." 。 ”

Su Wuming's black line pressed the green tendons, uh, if the ghost has green tendons. He is also extremely smart, the kid opposite, said so much, in addition to talking nonsense, he cursed him to death, and he had to go around in such a big circle to curse.

However, Su Zhe was right in the first half, Su Wuming really wanted to teach this junior here. However, now that Su Zhe said this, Su Wuming really didn't know whether to teach or not.

Su Zhe looked at the ghost on the other side and fell silent again, thinking that he was ashamed of his own words and didn't dare to speak, he was a dead old ghost, and a little old ghost dementia, it was not easy for so many years, he really shouldn't treat him like this, if he couldn't think about it for a while or thought too much, it wouldn't be cost-effective to reincarnate directly, how to say, this is the first time he has a chance to get something for nothing.

So, Su Zhe took two steps forward, made a gesture respectfully, and said loudly, "Ancestor forgive me, the kid is stubborn by nature, he has offended a lot before, and he hopes to forgive his sins, I want to hear more about the great achievements of the ancestor in the past, and I have a lot of admiration in my heart. ”

Su Wuming saw Su Zhe's sudden change of sex, and couldn't help but be stunned, and then understood in his heart that the feeling was that the spirit of Wang Ba in his body was still there, and the kid just now suddenly saw a ghost, and he was frightened for a while, but now his mood is stable, and he was immediately subdued by my Wang Ba Qi, and he became respectful, ha, I want to come to this big ghost, and his majesty has not diminished.

Su Wuming himself is stinky and beautiful, but he doesn't know that Su Zhe on the other side is also stinky and beautiful just now, these two goods are really worthy of being people with similar blood, and their personalities are also virtuous, I really don't know how to give birth to such a big nest of serious Sufu people.

"Boy, I didn't misread you, it's really my nameless species, come with me. Su Wuming said, turned around and floated away.

Su Zhe pursed his lips and muttered in his heart, just like his ghostly appearance, it was still smelly and disgusting. He also exerted his strength under his feet and chased after Su Wuming.

A person and a ghost came to a particularly large ruin in the center of Su Village one after another, and Su Wuming waved his hand casually, blowing away all the dust and residue on the ruins, revealing an iron door of the cellar below, which was not very secret no matter how you looked at it.

Su Wuming opened the iron door, and suddenly a stream of dust rose to the sky, mixed with an unpleasant smell of corruption. After waiting for a while, Su Wuming just floated down, "Keep up." ”

Su Zhe looked at the corners of his mouth wildly in the back, feeling that this old ghost didn't dig a hole, but he was too careless and lazy to find out, so he provoked this old ghost to run out and take a soak of urine on himself.

Thinking about it like this, Su Zhe also walked down the cellar, and then, very ghostly, the cellar door closed with a "bang".

The cellar was very deep and very dark, and Su Zhe didn't bring a torch, so he could only move forward in the dark, walked for a long time, and finally found a glimmer of light not far away, Su Zhe couldn't help but thank Sun Dasheng in his heart for his blessing, and finally came to the end.

When people have hope, they will have momentum, Su Zhe will have hope when he sees the light, and hope will then turn into momentum, he ran up in three steps and two steps, watching the light get brighter and brighter.

It's coming!

Just like the sense of substitution that the protagonist in the movie is about to escape is spontaneously born in Su Zhe's heart, who is trying his best to run, and the screen even appears in his mind, and then the picturesque scene of the Wizard of Oz in the sun slowly becomes clear from hazy.

arrived, Su Zhe finally ran to the mouth of the glowing hole, and the picture in his heart instantly turned into reality, the strong light really made his eyes white, and then, "bang", there was nothing like poetry after the screen turned white, only a hard and transparent glass door, and the pain of hitting the wall instantly spread clearly throughout Su Zhe's body.

Su Wuming smiled and floated over, "Oh, boy, I'm sorry, this transparent automatic door has been broken for many years, old man, I'm a ghost, I can float over, forget you kid can't do it, hehe." Wait, I'll open it for you now. ”

No matter how Su Zhe listens to it, this dead old ghost doesn't seem to have forgotten, and it is obvious that he wants to yin his philosopher.

"Don't be caught by me, the master will reward you with a dead old ghost with a soak of boy urine, yes, and add another piece of boy. ”

Opening the door, Su Zhe finally entered Su Wuming's secret base, which would glow, which was nothing more than an elemental energy device and an elemental lamp.

Su Zhe looked around, this place is quite large, at least two or three hundred square meters of usable area, except for a platform with fifty square meters in the middle, surrounded by all kinds of strange equipment, Su Zhe seems to be very similar to the earth's laboratory.

The old ghost has already floated to the platform, "Little ghost, come here, give you magic now!"

Well, suddenly so good to speak, Su Zhehu was suspicious, and reluctantly moved to the platform.

"Boy, listen up, I want to pass on the magic skills that you and I Su Wuming rely on to become famous, but this magic skill is overbearing and abnormal, and if you are not careful, you will definitely explode and die, so I will help you wash your muscles and cut the marrow first!"