The fickleness of women is something that even saints cannot anticipate, and they can talk sweetly in front of others immediately after arguing with you......

Today's breakfast began in such a situation.

"Wash your hands!" A chopstick hit the back of Zhuo Li's hand that was about to grab the chopsticks. It's a surprise to someone who can walk around the market all day without washing his face.

"Today we have distinguished guests. Yan Ruyu looked at Zhuo Li provocatively, and there was a hint of a little daughter in her eyes. The distinguished guests naturally pointed to the two who were still in the back hall, and this feast without radishes was definitely from Yan Ruyu's handiwork!

Are the women in the house crazy? Still very reluctant to put their hands in the goldfish bowl placed in the courtyard, the thoughtless creature is swimming leisurely, but does not know that the end of life has come. A certain angry adult saw that the fish was comfortable and was furious: "Mouse, catch all these things that are not there." Eat sashimi this morning!"

The mouse who doesn't know how to be idle and leisurely is also the same enemy at the moment, and he obeys Zhuo Li's life. A tank of the finest goldfish carefully cared for by generations of guardians all went into the kitchen...... For the cooking is a layman, the bottles and jars in the kitchen are poured into the goldfish that is still fluttering, and the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are tasteless for a while, with the different colors of the goldfish itself, there is a bit of color and flavor......

Dozens of half-foot-long goldfish carcasses were placed on the dining table, occupying most of the table, and Zhuo Li felt some joy of victory in the siege. Bow down to your own great wisdom!

When Yan Ruyu saw it, she was first surprised and then regretful, and finally laughed shamefully: "Judging from the appearance, if these goldfish swim in the water, each one is worth at least one hundred taels of silver." Adults eat a thousand taels of snowflakes and silver in one meal, and they are really arrogant!"

Staring blankly at the plate of dead fish, there was an urge to vomit blood. But he didn't show weakness in his mouth: "Who am I? But there was a broken voice in my heart: Can this fish still live if it is put back?

"Since the guardian has a thousand meals, the little woman's craftsmanship can be elegant, and I ask the husbands not to grab the coarse tea and light rice here. ”

We are on the boss's side, and we are unanimously resisting the foreign enemy! Several people are determined to fight, and they unanimously stand up and agree.

What do you know! As a leader, Zhuo Li could only sigh: "That's nature. ”

The VIPs are thousands of households and flowers, and everyone who has been sitting for a long time can finally have a meal. The woman at the table immediately jumped up and scrambled for the vegetables, and the little white-faced rice bowl was piled up like a mountain of vegetables.

The brothers in front of them, who had no jobs, were filled with righteous indignation, and their gritted steel teeth rattled.

"Eat!" Zhuo Li ordered, as if seeing the goldfish as a little white face immersed in enjoyment.

After only one bite, the face is full of joy, anger, sorrow and joy, and the five flavors of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty in the mouth remain fragrant...... It's like the mood at the moment. Resisting the nausea implied that he would eat everything in the cannibal swamp, this goldfish is good or bad, at least there is still salt!

"Delicious!" The lazy pig eats with relish, sucking his bones and sucking his fingers, and his mouth is slurred, not admiring the deliciousness and the best.

Then I'll leave it all to you, this pig! Collectively push the rest of the fish to the lazy pig, and this thing is sincerely grateful, and it is cute to ......

At this moment, Zhuo Li found that every time the lazy pig gave out a burst of praise, the mouths of the women at the table would pout a little. Heart: It turns out that enjoying pain can arouse the resentment of the enemy. So does the lazy pig that seems to be relish really like fish that is unpalatable in everyone's mouth?

Is Hai Zhu really stupid?, I asked deep in my heart.

......

"What do you have in mind?" before leaving the table, Zhuo Li pulled the lazy pig aside and asked.

Picking at his back teeth vigorously, the lazy pig spit out the last fish bone that remained between his teeth: "Deduct their military salary!"

Open the attendance registration book immediately. After several ironclad guards were qualified for Zhuo Li's "royal" guards, they had military salaries to receive in the court, and they were rewarded for their full attendance every month. Of course, Zhuo Li is an idle person raised by the imperial court. The superiors don't ask, and the subordinates don't know. The matter of ordering is all decided by Zhuo Li: how to report, how to give it to the superiors. Just a few taels of silver, how can high-ranking officials take it to heart.

The poor attendance record was hooked and crossed in Zhuo Li's hands, and it was brutally ravaged. Zhuo Li was elated and dancing, but he felt that he was angry. But when I painted, I felt that it was wrong: all the military salaries I had received for several months had been paid, but they had all returned to Zhuoli. Everyone spends with each other. If you deduct their money, you are deducting yourself and cheapening King Yas.

This ploy is a big loss!

Zhuo Li, who reacted, immediately tore off the page where he had just written, crumpled it up and threw it away. Redrew a table of all staff and attendance. The impression that Hai Pig has just gotten a little better, has gotten worse.

Never listen to what the stupid pig says again!

At noon, Lieutenant Colonel Lin Na led people to invite. Zhuo Li deliberately shouted loudly to the back hall: "I'm going to take over the women's church!"

However, there was no response from the backyard. Zhuo Li, who was dissatisfied, sent someone to inform him again, but had to reply with the two words "go". I can't help but feel a little disappointed. But the thought that real money can be obtained immediately jumps with excitement. Ordered a group of minions with only boys left to take over.

Zhuo Li and his entourage were greeted by the current president and his cronies, and Zhuo Li, who met for the first time, surrounded the old Susan woman who was over the age of sixtieth birthday and spared three times, and he couldn't believe that the woman with a beautiful face and a slender figure in front of her was an old woman.

Susan didn't mind Zhuo Li's faux pas, but came slowly: "I'm Teacher Natasha's fourth student. It's your turn to be senior, you still have to call me Senior Sister!"

Everything that doesn't make sense once it's connected to those legendary characters. The fourth student's senior sister is an old woman, so how old does Natasha have to be? An old monster-like person, she still runs around blindly every day without shame or clothes, messing around!

After a brief meeting with Susan, Zhuo Li knew that this women's church was indeed a women's army. It consists of three women's squadrons, including the Judge Advocate General's Office, the Intelligence Department, the Medical Office, and the Logistics Service...... to ensure the daily training activities of the army and other specific matters. The various industries under the Women's Church are the source of military expenses. It presents a self-sufficient cyclic state of existence. Female soldiers are mostly good at reconnaissance, surprise attacks, assassinations and other covert military operations, and their personal weapons are mostly crossbow guns, ropes, short knives and other equipment that are easy to carry and light in weight.

This was the first impression that this women's army gave Zhuo Li. Of course, they have a special name in Natasha's mouth: Women's Special Forces!

The succession ceremony was scheduled after the meeting, and the speech was a paperwork preparation, and Zhuo Li only needed to read it out. But which teacher taught this document? The whole text is full of lonely words, Zhuo Li can only follow the meaning, the leaders on the stage were stunned when they heard it, and the female soldiers in the audience did not know why. In the end, Susan couldn't bear to look at it, and concluded by saying, "The trust president is sharp...... Good at thinking outside the box...... The metaphor is clear......"

Time has passed for a long time, and Zhuo Li, who is obsessed with money, just hopes to end it quickly, take the money back as soon as possible, and then book a good banquet on the table, and starve to death the women in the family.

The speakers changed one after another, and the female soldiers were like birds chirping in a tree, as if they had gone to Peach Blossom Lane that night...... Zhuo Li began to admire Fengyue's regulars, they can still enjoy it, they are really heroes!

The tired sunset forced a smile, and the ceremony finally ended. Sitting in the president's office, he sighed for a long time, although it was time for the rest stipulated by the regulations, but Zhuo Li, who was impatient, still decided to stay here - get the money first!

Looking at Zhuo Li, who was already tired, the clerk next to him couldn't help but admire: What a new president who is self-denying and selfless!

Zhuo Li didn't even look at the mountains of rosters and ledgers piled up on the desk in front of him, so he began to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find money. What about gold, what about silver, and my sister is too good at hiding things, but the more precious things are, the more they should be hidden, and you are very deep!

From the setting sun to the bright moon, Zhuo Li kept looking for a few hours, bookcases, and cabinets, and even the floor were mostly pried open, but found nothing. Sweating profusely, he sat back in his chair and glanced at the messy president's room. The paperwork is still there—the woman is the only one left!

"That...... Where does the senior sister usually put important things?"

"It's all on the bookcase!" the clerk wondered what he was looking for.

"I mean the income of the women's church ......," Zhuo Li raised an eyebrow, reminding the clerk.

After a little searching, he found a few account books and put them in front of Zhuo Li. Can this be used as money? Zhuo Li was annoyed: "What about the money from the women's church?" Since you don't understand, just say it directly. The comprehension of this instrument is not good!

"Oh!" the clerk suddenly realized. Zhuo Li's heart also became excited.

"In Qianzhuang!" was like a thunderbolt from the blue, making Zhuo Li stay there, not disappointed, but desperate......

"The silver tickets are kept by the logistics office. Zhuo Li's heart swelled with the urge to kiss her.

"The people from the logistics department have dispersed and gone home...... "The skills of paperwork and knife repair are perfect.

......

The director of the logistics department was pulled in front of Zhuo Li in his man's arms, and his face was full of depression, as if his man was also on the scene when Zhuo Li attacked the seventh floor and eighteen courtyards at night. opened the cabinet where the silver tickets were kept, threw all the lists to Zhuo Li, and there was no new president in his eyes, so he returned home after a little explanation.

The long-awaited wealth is finally in hand, but Zhuo Li is not happy, because there is still a thick stack of bills...... Women's church expenses are settled quarterly, which means that each month's income is added together and the debt bill is paid at the end of the quarter. And in the next half of the month, there will be the Persian feast, and the quarterly settlement of the women's church will also be at that time. Thinking that most of the silver tickets in my hand would be taken out, my heart was dripping blood.

But at least there is something left! comforting himself, he returned to the bookcase again, found the paperwork, and asked her to help calculate how much she could get in addition to the quarter's expense debt. If he didn't understand the accounts, he explained them to him.

"Peach Blossom Lane's revenue accounts for seventy percent of the total income?" Zhuo Li asked.

The clerk nodded: "In the past, it was eighty percent, and you led the troops to copy it a few days ago...... After inspecting the place, a lot of facilities need to be repaired, and business is much lighter. Therefore, it is normal to have a decrease of 10% in this quarter. ”

Lao Tzu led his troops to copy his own financial route!

Looking at the account again, it is from Peach Blossom Lane: it says how much a certain building, a certain courtyard, a certain woman's daily income, how much the guest officer rewards, and how much expenses......

His throat became more and more dry, and he took a sip of cold tea, and the clerk hurriedly changed the heat. Zhuo Li sat back in her chair and became quiet. Some images are intertwined in Zhuo Li's mind: on the one hand, he is sitting on top of the gold and silver sea, laughing and playing, and on the other hand, the woman is forced to smile, endure the frivolous teasing of the hideous customer, and tearfully accept the money...... Among them, there is a scene of the old bustard beating and scolding the newly bought girl and forcing her to become a prostitute...... There are scenes of guests bullying, insulting, scolding and beating people...... Laughter and crying, tears and blood are intertwined, and it seems to be more difficult to eat than the "sashimi" made by rats.

The silver ticket in his arms was very heavy, and Zhuo Li couldn't breathe, and he anxiously threw the silver ticket on the table. When the clerk who came back from Duanshui saw it, he thought it was because of the decrease in income, so he hurriedly comforted: "This quarter is not small, it is at least twice as high as that of Peach Blossom Lane last season, but the income of restaurants, pharmacies, medical halls and garment stores has also increased." ”

"Double the height......" Zhuo Li was even more unbearable, and simply got up and paced back and forth, the silver ticket on the bookcase seemed to start burning angrily, baking the whole room hot and stuffy. "It's so hot!" he wiped his hand on his face.

"Hot?" "Are you kidding, sir?"

This money is not comfortable to spend!

Zhuo Li, who was undecided, finally made up her mind. Put all the account books of Peach Blossom Lane together, hold the vermilion brush, and draw on it one by one......

"Tomorrow these ...... Give them back the money they earn!" Feeling that it was too much to pay, he put it down: "Let them go, and the money given to them will be counted as their future housing expenses." If it's not enough, find a way. With that, he handed over the clerk along with the silver ticket.

"What about those managers?" understood what Zhuo Li meant, and asked Zhuo Li how to deal with the aftermath.

Managers? It refers to bustards, turtle slaves, and watchers......

"Arrest them all! Strictly guard, and I'll deal with them another day!" Zhuo Li threw out this sentence angrily and walked out of the women's church.

The autumn night was very cold, Zhuo Li looked up at the sky quietly, and the minions behind him thought that the boss had found something and looked at the sky.

After a long time, I sighed: it's really cold!

When it's cold, don't be cold in the world......