Ninety-nine cute, four children are missing
Zhen Yuanzi took Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie with his sleeves, turned around and was about to leave.
Tang Sen hurriedly spoke: "Immortal Gu, may I ask what you plan to do with Sun Wukong and Eighth Sister Zhu?"
Zhen Yuanzi snorted coldly: "Then you don't need to say, of course, you want to bring it back to torture and avenge the children of the poor road." ”
Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat profusely: "Dao Chief, it's really wrong for them to teach your children "Proud Invincible Record", but this is really not an irreparable big problem, let us sit down and discuss how to get the children back on track." ”
Zhen Yuanzi's eyes shed tears: "Poor Dao is also a bit of Taoism, and if you study Taoist classics, how can you be unreasonable?" It's just that these two guys are really hateful, not only taught my children the "Proud Invincible Record", but also ...... four of them Eaten. ”
"Nani?" Townsend was taken aback: "Eat...... Eaten?"
Zhen Yuanzi said: "How can such a mad and incorrigible person be spared." ”
Hearing such a terrifying thing, Tang Sen didn't know what to say for a while, and it took a few seconds before he reacted, and hurriedly said: "Dao Chief, you may be a little misunderstood, although Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are a little unreliable, they are kind-hearted people, and it is absolutely impossible to do the evil act of cannibalism, let alone a few children." I think it is necessary to re-investigate this matter, and at least listen to the arguments of the parties......"
Zhen Yuanzi thought about it seriously: "What Master Tang said also makes sense, in short, go back to Wuzhuang Guan first and then make plans." After speaking, he drove an auspicious cloud and flew to the Wuzhuang Temple on the top of the mountain.
Tang Sen helplessly patted the handrail of the bicycle, and the little white dragon understood, and immediately turned into a white dragon, carrying Tang Sen and flying, and also followed Zhen Yuanzi to Wuzhuang Guan.
Hugging the bear, he whispered on Tang Sen's back: "This Dao Gu seems to be very powerful." ”
Tang Sen smiled bitterly: "Although she is powerful, she is not domineering, in general, she is a reasonable person, let's talk to her well, it should be able to resolve the misunderstanding." ”
"Then again, I seem to have forgotten someone. Zhen Yuanzi patted his head: "That's it, I don't think it's an important person." ”
"No, I'm a very important person, and you can't forget my existence. Sha Wujing jumped on the ground and shouted: "Hey, Zhen Yuanzi, I also have a share of your child's affairs, come and catch me......! Who's going to bother with me?"
The few people in the sky flew away in an instant, leaving only Sha Wujing standing alone, really depressed, just trying to find a piece of tofu to kill him, suddenly saw the golden light in the sky, Li Jing and Nezha, the king of Tota, stepped on the auspicious clouds and fell from the sky, Li Jing held a huge demon mirror in her hand, and took a left and right photo on the ground, and finally hit Sha Wujing, Shizuko reflected Sha Wujing's clear appearance, Li Jing couldn't help but be happy: "Finally found you, Sha Wujing, this Heavenly King is ordered by His Majesty, the Nether Realm is looking for you." ”
Sha Wujing was overjoyed: "Wow, there are still people who remember me and come to me, I'm so happy." ”
Li Jing said with a smile: "Your Majesty said that you are an undercover agent sent by her, and this Heavenly King is afraid of exposing your undercover identity, so he waited in the sky for a long time, and did not dare to come out until Tang Sen and the others were gone." ”
Sha Wujing said, "What is the important matter for Your Majesty to send you to me?"
Li Jing took out a notebook wrapped in cowhide from her arms, the paper was the top one, took out a golden pen, and hummed: "This Heavenly King is ordered by the Jade Emperor to ask you for some information, this is the intelligence investigation list written by His Majesty himself, I will ask you one by one now, you answer well, if you can't answer, it means that you are an undercover agent who is not professional, and Your Majesty will be very angry......"
Sha Wujing Khan: "The subordinates guarantee professionalism, please ask the king to ask questions at will." ”
Li Jing coughed lightly and said, "The first question, what grade of restaurant does Tang Sen like?" ”
Sha Wujing Daqi: "What is the problem?"
Li Jing snorted: "Your Majesty said, only answers, not questions." ”
Sha Wujing hurriedly said: "Tang Sen likes roadside stalls, the cheapest kind......
Li Jing asked again: "What color clothes does Tang Sen like girls to wear?"
Sha Wujing frowned and thought for a long time before she whispered: "It seems that the brighter the color, the more cosplay-like clothes, the more he likes them." But it's not necessarily, for example, he also likes snow-white princess dresses, and he also likes black Gothic Lori style......"
Li Jing wrote them down one by one, and then asked, "Does Tang Sen like spicy food or not?"
Sha Wujing hesitated for a long time: "It shouldn't be spicy......" She thought to herself, what is Your Majesty asking all this for? Suddenly remembered that there was a peach heart drawn behind Tang Sen's name on His Majesty's mobile phone, and sweat flowed down again.
Li Jing didn't notice Sha Wujing's abnormality, and continued to ask, "Does Tang Sen like meat or vegetarian?"
Sha Wujing Khan said, "Lord Heavenly King, don't you think the information that Your Majesty wants is very strange? Is this really the information that is needed to arrest Tang Sen?"
Li Jing spread her hands and said: "Knowing that the other side can win a hundred battles, Your Majesty carefully and carefully collects the enemy's intelligence, and it is meticulous to such a degree, which is worthy of the admiration of my generation." ”
Sha Wujing thought secretly: I finally understand why His Majesty sent Li Jing, because only this guy with a brain problem will feel that there is no problem with this information.
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Tang Sen followed Zhen Yuanzi back to Wuzhuang Temple, only to see that this place was different from yesterday, when Tang Sen came yesterday, there were only two little girls in Qingfeng and Mingyue, but now it has been full of many Taoist priests, many of whom have clear appearances, and at a glance they know that they are Taoist masters with profound Taoism.
In the words of Xianxia novels, there are a large number of monks in the Transformation Period, as well as a large number of Earth Immortal-level monks, and even a few monks who can already be regarded as true monarchs. For example, if a top monk in a plane such as "Mortal Cultivation X Biography" and "X Reversal" comes to Wuzhuang Temple, he will be destroyed in minutes.
And these extremely powerful monsters, all of them were very respectful to Zhen Yuanzi, and when they saw her walking by, the gods, earth immortals, and true monarchs all bowed their heads and said, "Shizun is back!
Zhen Yuanzi snorted coldly: "All the disciples gather in the main hall to see that the teacher punishes the villain. ”
Tang Sen secretly wiped a cold sweat: This time it seems that she has provoked some monster that should not be provoked, looking at her pomp, it doesn't matter if Sister Guanyin comes.
Zhen Yuanzi walked straight into the main hall, stood in front of the statue of the "Golden Cicada", and then reached into his sleeve and grabbed Sun Wukong like an eagle catching a chicken, and threw it to the pillar: "Tie it up!" A group of Taoist priests surrounded and tied Sun Wukong to the pillar.
Then she soaked it in the same way, grabbed Zhu Bajie out, and let the Taoist priests tie it up.
Zhen Yuanzi turned to face the statue of the golden cicada, bowed deeply, and then said with tears: "Golden cicada fellow Daoist, the poor Dao got your guidance back then, understood the truth that everyone in the world is equal, and never looked down on all living beings with a lofty attitude, even if it was flowers, birds, insects and fish, they were all treated kindly. There is a ginseng fruit tree in the backyard of the poor road, the fruit on the tree blooms once every three thousand years, bears fruit once every three thousand years, and then matures in three thousand years...... Unexpectedly, there were two vicious people here, who not only taught the children some messy things, but also stole and ate four of them...... Poor Dao's heart hurts like a knife...... Today, I will take these two villains under the knife, and ask Taoist friends to blame them in a hurry. ”
"Hey, you aunt spews blood, it's so unreasonable. Sun Wukong shouted, "I admit that I taught your children some messy knowledge, but I didn't eat them. ”
Zhu Bajie also said: "Yes, such cute children, I also like them tightly, how can I eat them?"
Zhen Yuanzi turned around, glared at the two of them angrily, and said angrily: "Dare to say that you haven't eaten? There are thirty children on the tree, and on the second day when the two of you sneak into the backyard, it will become twenty-six, who else can you steal and eat?"
"Cut, if you say you haven't eaten, you haven't eaten. Sun Wukong said indignantly: "Who is my old grandson? I have always dared to admit what I have done, if I really eat your fruit, it will be a hundred, and I dare to admit two hundred, let alone only four." ”
Eighth Sister Zhu also snorted: "That's it, I was also Marshal Tianpeng anyway, and I didn't admit it if I did evil things? ”
Tang Sen had been listening, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but stand up and say, "Daoist Zhen Yuanzi, I really believe that they are not that kind of people, who can eat a living child?"
Zhen Yuanzi said: "If it is an ordinary child, of course it can't be eaten, but these children are not ordinary, they are all born and raised treasures, they can live for 360 years when they smell it, and they can live for 47,000 years if they eat one, so there are always some crazy monsters peeping at them, how can Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie be exceptions? Since they stole into the backyard, of course they will inevitably want to eat two of them to prolong their lives." ”