Listening to Zhu Yao's words, Tu Yizun was stunned and hesitated: "This ...... Where does this begin?"

Zhu Yaoyuan was also in a hurry, and said nonsense, not wanting the other party to hesitate, thinking that this person was delirious, mostly because of his love and hatred for his wife, so he said: "You are a lot older, but you come to do such a ridiculous thing, not to mention bullying juniors in your old age, and you also look at a woman's body, what is that not a lustful and shameless person?"

Tu Yizun groaned for a while, and said angrily: "Over the years, the old man has searched all over the country, killing those shameless men and women, and every time he kills a pair of dog men and women, the old man will be happy for a while. If you only rely on your rhetoric today, you will spare this pair of adulterers and women, and the old husband will hoe and kill the adulterers and women, and wipe out the great cause of adulterers and women in the world, it will never be mentioned again!"

Zhu Yao intended to ask him to say more, so as to delay the time, so he flattered him: "Those dogs and men hook up with each other, they really deserve to be killed!"

Tu Yizun's face was calm, and he said: "Exactly! One day, the old man will kill all the adulterers and women!"

Zhu Yao said: "The predecessors are really chivalrous and courageous, righteous and awe-inspiring, the little woman admires the most in her life, it is a big hero like you!"

When Tu Yizun heard this, he was indescribably happy in his heart, his face was awe-inspiring, and he said humbly: "How dare you dare, the old man is just doing some modest efforts! In fact, the old man is also ashamed of himself, every time he sees those roosters and dog thieves secretly stealing joy, the old man feels relieved, and wishes that everyone in the world would be like them, yin chaos in the world." But as soon as I saw them on the bed like glue, Yingying Yanyan, I couldn't help but kill them one by one!"

Zhu Yao thought to herself: "This old monster turned out to be guilty of heart disease, thinking that his wife was cheating, he wore a green hat, so he wished that all the men in the world were like him, and he wore a green hat, since everyone was like this, he was no longer afraid of other people's gossip and ridicule him." Although this is a fantasy, it also has some truth. He couldn't help but want to kill, and naturally he was provoked by his wife. If he is not insane, he is a lover. ”

Thinking of this, she said: "If you want all men in the world to cheat and be adulterers, I am afraid that you can't, and it is not easy to kill all the dogs and men in the world." ”

Tu Yizun said proudly: "There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts." The old man also thought about this festival, and it was difficult to force men and women in the world to steal joy. But it's not difficult to kill him upside down and teach those eyebrows that dogs and men are scared. ”

Zhu Yao thought about it, why not take the opportunity to untie it to him, get rid of his heart knot, and spare himself and Xiao Ying's lives, but it was not impossible, and said at the moment: "The past is a passing cloud, why don't the predecessors abandon the past, marry another room, and enjoy the family, isn't it beautiful!"

Tu Yizun's face changed, and he scolded: "you little girl, women in the world, they are all yin babies**, the old man will be angry when he sees it, hum!"

Speaking of this, he seemed to remember something, stared at Zhu Yao with a pair of fine eyes, and scolded: "His grandmother's, Lala is miscellaneous, and he almost forgot about his business with you so much." If I don't kill you and the other three today, it will be difficult to calm the hearts of the people in the world!" he stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhu Yao.

But at this moment, Zhu Yao let out a "wow" and cried.

Tu Yizun was stunned, grabbed his hand in the middle of the air, stopped, and asked, "You female doll, why are you crying?"

Zhu Yao wiped her tears and said: "If you die, you will die, but this method of life and death, the three of you die naked as a bunch, which is not good at all." ”

Tu Yizun frowned and said: "Death is dead, what do you want to look good or not! Besides, when you beat your mother's womb, you were indeed so naked, what is the matter!"

Zhu Yao straightened his white jade-like neck and said, "If you want to kill, come to a good time, how can there be a mother-in-law like you, who has to force Liang to be a prostitute before killing." ”

Tu Yizun said triumphantly: "Hehe, it's not the first time that the old man has forced Liang to become a prostitute." Some men and women, on weekdays, have that lust heart, no this lust gall, the old man can't see it, hehe, at night they will be brought to put them in pairs, and when they do that reluctance thing, give them a man and a palm, and chop things to death. That way of dying, that's what it's called ugly. ”

Zhu Yao choked and said hatefully: "The adulterer you killed was just a couple, we are like this, this is not possible!"

Tu Yizun said: "How can three people die together? The old man not only killed one couple, but also ten or eight people who served a dog man. But those women are all remnants of fireworks and willow lane, and they don't look as good-looking as girls. ”

After speaking, he turned his eyes to look at Xiao Ying, and said: "This kid was born with extraordinary eyebrows, and he can die with you, but he can also become a couple!"

looked at the village girl again, and said: "This girl is much worse than you, the girl, she is worthy of being a maid with you, you can get it!"

Zhu Yao was angry and funny in his heart, and thought to himself: "When I meet such a bad person today, it is really difficult to save my life! I can only try to delay it for as long as possible, if I really want to die, it is also due to the number of days!" Thinking of this, Yu Yu sighed.

At the moment, she tried to make a plan, and she had another plan, but it was extremely difficult to say it in words. But at the moment of life and death, he couldn't take care of it, and pretended to say: "We are still young, and we haven't had time yet...... Make it...... That one...... That one will die, how can you teach people to be blind!" After speaking, his face was full of shame.

When Tu Yizun heard this, he really hit the plan and shouted: "Ah, I forgot, Ximen Lao'er ordered your acupoints." Hehe, rest assured, look at the girl, you look like a person, you have a good heart, Tuyi has always been kind to people, just as you wish, and let you taste the joy of fish and water!"

Zhu Yao observed his words and looks, and saw that Tu Yizun's eyes were full of doubts when he looked at Xiao Ying, knowing that he was afraid that Xiao Ying would escape, and said in his heart: "Just provoke him again!"

He spoke again: "However, the words can be said in the front, if you can't stop this kid and let him escape, you have to let us two female dolls go." ”

When Tu Yizun heard this, he said angrily: "Hmph, look at this kid's fine skin and tender meat, forgive him for his martial arts and his martial arts is only a three-legged cat, the old man is afraid of where he comes from! Zhu Yao was shy and did not answer.

After going around in a big circle, he finally put Tu Yizun in, Xiao Yingyun listened to a lot of words in the fog, and then the clouds opened and saw the sun, and he was overjoyed.

Tu Yizun didn't think much about it, crossed his hands on his hips, and said loudly: "Hey, boy, do you give Ximen Lao'er a thigh tip or a butt back?"

Zhu Yao saw that there was hope for survival, and his heart was relieved, and he couldn't help but be ashamed when he heard the words of Tu Yizun. It's just that she keeps facing the end of the bed, and she can't see the embarrassment of Xiao Ying and the village girl, and others can't see her shyness.

Xiao Yingqiang suppressed his laughter and said in a low voice: "Yes...... It's the back. ”

Tu Yizun snorted and reproached: "Look at your handsome and elegant, but you came to do such a thing, alas, it's just a matter of doing this, but you just gave Ximen Lao'er a point, and it is useless! Like an adulterer like you, I'm afraid that there will never be a second one in the world!"

Zhu Yao couldn't help laughing, and laughed out loud.

Xiao Ying was not easy to be reckless, and said resignedly: "This matter...... That's it...... It is indeed incompetent to say that the younger generation is incompetent!" but thought in his heart: "A person like you is really rare in the world." The big husband can bend and stretch, and he can endure it for a while, and when the acupoint is solved, I want you to taste it!"

He was conspired by Simon 9,000, and he was embarrassed, not to mention, and his life was almost put into it, and he was really on fire. At this time, he was full of vitality and secretly scolded Tu Yizun, but he couldn't help but be happy. I just hoped that he would quickly unlock the acupoint, and he and Zhu Yao would leave this place as soon as possible to teach Tu Yizun a lesson, but he didn't take it seriously.

Zhu Yao also smiled in his heart, thinking: "Xiao Ying's martial arts are so profound, understanding his acupoints is tantamount to letting a tiger out of the cage to bite you." You are clumsy, blind and don't know the pearl, you can't see Mount Tai, you lost your life in vain, you have to blame others!"

was laughing secretly, Tu Yizun reached out and grabbed the quilt, lifted the village girl out of the stripes, threw it on the ground in the corner of the wall, and scolded in his mouth: "The maid is cheating with the master, and the scenery is also ruined!"

Xiao Ying and Zhu Yao were stunned when they heard this, but then they understood that Tu Yizun, a humble person, regarded the village girl as a maid in his heart, and what he thought in his heart was taken seriously, and the disease of madness was not light. The two of them were crying and laughing again.

Glancing at Zhu Yao, Tu Yizun said at this time: "You girl has a good heart, I think you have great respect for the old man, the old man will sell you a big favor, and the little maid will give it to you!"

Zhu Yao said secretly in his heart: "This old man is really confused, I just scolded him a few words, and said that I have a good heart, hehe!"

Thinking of this, he said: "This is thanks to the good intentions of the predecessors! Since the predecessors have such good intentions, then I will not sue you when I see your wife in the underworld." ”

Tu Yizun showed a smile on his face, and reached out to reach into the bed.

But at this moment, someone behind him shouted: "Stop, who are you who dare to ...... my father-in-law?" Public...... Miss is rude!"

Tu Yizun was startled, withdrew his hand and turned back, and looked at the person who came, and both of them were surprised.

Tu Yizun saw that the person who came was thin and long, and his face was withered, and he lost his voice and said: "Second ...... Two...... Mu Yiqi, it turned out to be you!"

Mu Yiqi also blurted out: "Fifth brother, it turned out to be you! Don't come for decades, how are you now?" Seeing that Tu Yizun was described as shriveled and disheveled, like a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, he knew that what he asked was really a wasteful conversation.

Tu Yizun was angry, and said: "Since the death of Neiko, for twenty years, I have lived like a living dead, you say it's good!

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