The sixth three zero is cute, and the heart is shocked
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Tang Sen couldn't cry or laugh: "Why me? Don't you have a handsome guard or servant in the palace? You can find any man, why me?"
The third princess said in a low voice, "I don't want to make love with those guards and servants...... It has nothing to do with you, because my sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law's ass, so it's no problem to give my first kiss to my brother-in-law. ”
I rub it, it's no wonder if there is no problem, this Nima is full of slots, where am I spitting? Tang Sen couldn't organize the language well for a while, and it took a long time to sort out the clues, and Khan said: "I'm not your brother-in-law at all! Besides, don't take the crazy talk that the sister-in-law is half of your brother-in-law's ass." ”
"In short, the kisses are all kissed, I don't have my first kiss now, then I can go to Sister Zhu to learn the nail rake. The third princess tilted her head in shyness, then jumped up and ran out of the bathroom.
Tang Sen Khan didn't know what to say at all.
The bathroom was quiet again, and the second princess was sweating profusely and said, "Sister Sha, did you see it......?" Just now, the third sister ran in and kissed Tang Sen, oh my God...... She actually kissed her......"
Sha Wujing's face was calm: "It's okay, just get used to it, there are often unknown women who come to do such and such things to Tang Sen, I have been with him for a long time, and I am no longer surprised." ”
The second princess said that Yali Mountain is big: "I can't get used to this kind of thing." She suddenly bit her lower lip and said, "Oh, look at the lower half of Tang Sen's body, the one that was only a little big just now was soft, and now it's getting bigger, wow......"
Sha Wujing glanced at it and said with a smile: "I'm stimulated." ”
"This ...... Is that stimulating?"
"Isn't this nonsense? What man can not be stimulated by a woman when he is suddenly kissed by a woman while taking a bath?" Sha Wujing spread his hands and said: "This shows that he is still a normal man, if that thing does not grow up, he will definitely not be normal." ”
The second princess once again cautiously approached Tang Sen, carefully observed the thing, looked left and right, and always felt very novel, just now it was so small, how did it become so big now? She asked curiously: "Are there any bones in this?" If there are no bones, why can they be erected like this, it shouldn't be enough to just be meat. But...... If there are bones, where do they go when they get smaller?"
If it was Sister Zhu, she would definitely be able to answer this question perfectly, but Sha Wujing's knowledge in this area was far less abundant than that of Sister Zhu, and she was also asked: "Huh, your thinking is really creative and jumpy, I haven't thought about this question before, and when you asked, I became curious." This thing is full of contradictions, the meat alone must not stand up, it should be soft. But if there are bones, do the bones shrink as they shrink? This is illogical. ”
"Yes, it's completely illogical!" the second princess pouted: "Or, touch it with your hand." ”
Sha Wujing sweated and said: "Hey, you can't touch it, once you touch it, it won't be pure." ”
The second princess pouted and said, "What's the matter, the third sister kissed him just now, why shouldn't I reach out and touch it?" The third sister also said just now, the sister-in-law is half of the brother-in-law's ass...... Would you mind your ass touching you?"
Sha Wujing: "......"
The second princess said: "Moreover, we have no sense of existence, and no one knows if we touch it." ”
Sha Wujing sweated profusely: "Hey, although we don't have a sense of existence, if we reach out to touch others, others will still feel that we have been touched, and we will be exposed in the bath." ”
"What should I do then?" said the second princess, "People really want to touch if there are any bones in it." ”
"You can't touch it now. Sha Wujing said with an idea: "In the middle of the night, when he falls asleep, touch it twice, he shouldn't know." ”
"Okay, then in the middle of the night, let's go to his room together. The second princess said.
The next time, the two girls hid in the corner of the bath, quietly waiting for Tang Sen to finish the bath, put on their clothes and go out, they followed out of the bath, it was getting late outside, the second princess was very excited, wait a few more hours, and when Tang Sen was completely asleep, you could go and touch whether there were any bones in it-
The night grew darker and darker, and the whole county began to fall asleep. The lights in ordinary people's homes had long since been turned off, and the lights in the palace were constantly dimming, and as the lights were turned off in one room after another, the palace became pitch black.
The seven lion spirits quietly climbed over the fence and landed in the backyard of the palace. If it is to steal mortal things, they only need to make a method, roll a black wind or something, and they can easily do it, but there are Tang Sen and his party living in the palace, and they dare not show off their spells, for fear that the fluctuation of demon power will alarm Tang Sen and them, so the seven lion spirits use the infiltration method of ordinary humans.
The seven of them are all dressed in night clothes, dressed like night walkers in martial arts novels,
"Eldest sister, where will those weapons be placed?" asked the snow lion girl in a low voice.
The Yellow Lion girl thought for a while: "Didn't you say that it would be built by a blacksmith during the day? Since Tang Sen and the others will leave in a few days, the blacksmith will definitely have to rush to make it overnight, let's listen carefully, and we will definitely hear some movements." ”
The hearing of the seven lion spirits is very good, this is a necessary skill for undercover spies, and when I listened to it, I heard a "clanging" sound coming from a side courtyard of the harem, like a hammer striking something.
"It's over there......"
The seven lion spirits swooped in the direction of the sound with joy.
At the same time, the second princess and Sha Wujing converged in the back garden.
The second princess said in a low voice, "Sister Sha, are you sure that Tang Sen is asleep?"
"Sure!" Sha Wujing said: "Your father really forgot to arrange a room for me, and as a result, I can only sleep in Tang Sen's room tonight, I looked at it just now, and he has slept very deeply." ”
"Okay, let's go and make sure there are no bones. The second princess's heart was excited, she used to be always very depressed because she had no sense of existence, but now she knows, there is still a benefit to not having a sense of existence, you can do whatever you want, you can touch the handsome guy in the middle of the night, anyway, others don't know at all, how happy it is.
The two of them walked through the garden and came to the guest room area, there is a large room here, all of them are guest rooms, Tang Sen and his party each have a room to live in, Sha Wujing led the second princess to Tang Sen's room, and gently pushed open the door, because the door is an objective thing, if you push too hard and make a sound, it will still be heard.
Entering the room, Townsend was indeed lying on the bed and falling asleep. Sha Wujing gently lifted his quilt, and the second princess looked into the quilt to see that Tang Sen was wearing a pair of black boxers.
"Hey, you want to pick up your pants...... the second princess said nervously, "Will it wake him up?"
"Probably not, just be lighter. Sha Wujing said: "He is still sleeping full." ”
"Okay!" When it came to the end, the second princess found that she was not as calm as she imagined, and it was no wonder that she, the genetic instinct of human beings would make women and men make their hearts beat faster, blood circulation faster, nervous, shortness of breath, and pupil constriction when they were about to make intimate moves...... The second princess went through all these feelings before reaching for Townsen's boxers with a trembling hand.
With the lightest and most recent action, gently pull off the boxers a little bit, huh? The little friend inside is actually holding his head high......
It turned out that Tang Sen was also having some nameless dreams at this time, which really couldn't be blamed on him, because the third princess inexplicably broke into the bathroom and kissed him, although he didn't think about it, but when he dreamed at night, he inevitably had a spring dream or something. At this time, he was dreaming in a daze that the Jade Emperor girl was going to make love to him, and he tried hard to see the Jade Emperor girl's face, but he couldn't see it clearly. That's it, if you can't see it clearly, you can't see it clearly, hug the Jade Emperor girl tightly and kiss it hard...... Well, that's cool......
The second princess looked at her energetic little friend, and felt that Yali Mountain was big: "Sister Sha, then I'm going to touch it." ”
"Okay, you touch, I'm letting you go. ”
"I'm really going to touch it, I'll know if I have bones or not. The second princess said.
"Then touch it, what's the ink?"
The second princess was so nervous that she couldn't do it, her delicate little face was also very close, almost next to her little friend, and her right hand stretched out towards her little friend little by little......
At this moment, an earth-shattering shout suddenly sounded in the backyard of the palace: "There are thieves!"
The sound came from the blacksmith's room in the backyard that was responsible for crafting replica weapons, but after the shouting, the palace's alarm system sounded almost at the same time, and the "woo", like an air raid siren, echoed throughout the palace.
No matter how heavy his sleep is, how can there be a reason not to wake up with this level of sound, people are awakened by abnormal noises when they are dreaming, they often have a lot of movements, and Tang Sen is no exception, his whole body almost bounced up from the bed.
This bomb is a bad thing......
The second princess's face was in Tang Sen's quilt, and it was very close to the little friend, the angry little friend was only close to the second princess's face, Tang Sen suddenly bounced, and the little partner "snapped" and slapped the second princess's face.
It doesn't hurt, but the impact on the mind is extremely strong.
Just like the Hearthstone priest class card "Soul Blast", it instantly dealt 5 damage to the second princess.
The second princess covered her face and retreated.
Tang Sen sat up blankly: "Huh, why did you have a strange touch just now, uh...... Are dreams too real? Haven't you made a distinction between real dreams...... Rub, how do I pick off half of my boxers? I really can't help but pick up my pants in my sleep, I'm really nasty. ”
Tang Sen cursed a few words, and quickly put aside the illusion of this moment, he quickly got dressed, jumped to the door and looked out, and saw that the guards of the palace were shouting loudly, running towards the blacksmith room in the backyard.
Tang Sen frowned, and hurriedly ran in the direction of the blacksmith's room. (To be continued.) )
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