Chapter 437: Puppet Emperor
"Bold slave, dare to threaten the emperor, don't you want to live?" interjected was the deputy chief eunuch Qian Jing. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ling Lingqi's face sank, and as soon as his feet moved, a small pebble splashed out of the ground, hitting Qian Jing's mouth with a "horn", and immediately lost two big teeth. He screamed "wow" in pain, and blood flowed out of his mouth from time to time.
"If this son doesn't look at the sake of you sending me an official ship last time, I will never spare your life. Ling Lingqi said angrily.
Qian Jing looked at Zhao Yun and cried out mournfully: "Your Majesty ......"
Zhao Yun's face tightened, and he scolded: "Bold minion, what do you want you to talk to when I talk to my good brother......, you dog minion?
Wu Jing didn't get a good deal, so he took this blow in vain, covered his mouth with a bitter face and bleed.
After being silent for a while, Zhao Yun sighed lightly: "Okay, I have served you, listen to you, withdraw the army, okay?"
The civil and military officials in the big tent all spoke up at this time, knelt down together and shouted: "The emperor is wise, long live my emperor......"
Ling Lingqi smiled and said, "This is Mingjun." Let's have a good time playing the beautiful Taihu Lake this time. ”
After chatting for a while, Ling Lingqi suddenly asked, "Why don't you see your deputy manager Wu this time?"
"They cut it down and raided his house. Zhao Yun replied succinctly.
"Fat, out of the circle, hehe. Ling Lingqi teased Deputy Manager Wu as a pig.
"Interesting, haha. This kid and King Ji are secretly formed a sworn friend, King Ji is defeated, of course he has to bear some responsibility, so he cut him down first, and by the way, he also copied a lot of family property to enrich the treasury. Zhao Yun said very easily.
"Good way, raise a wild dog, let him go outside to eat his fill, then let the wild dog drag some meat from the outside and store it home, and then kill the wild dog in the end...... The way of the emperor, admire!"
"Brother, are you hurting my brother?......"
"How dare you, you are the emperor, who has so much courage?"
The next day, the 100,000-strong army turned around and went back, leaving only 2,000 Imperial Guards to guard it. Zhao Yun and Ling Lingqi happily marched towards Suzhou.
Before Ling Lingqi and Zhao Yun's brigade arrived in Suzhou, three major events occurred in the city of Suzhou: the first was to get married quickly, and the citizens rushed to marry their daughters in the shortest possible time; the second was to pull a lang match, and a single and pleasing man on the street was pulled to go home and marry his daughter; and the third was that the family who really couldn't find the master first married his daughter to a long-term worker or a young husband who was younger than the woman. The biggest beneficiary is those who used to be so poor that they beat the singles, not only do not spend a penny, but also can get a beautiful woman like a flower, these poor people praise Emperor Zhao Yun in private like a fairy Bodhisattva.
After a week of tossing and turning in the city of Suzhou, suddenly new news came: that the emperor actually really liked married women, widows and pregnant women. As a result, there was chaos in the city of Suzhou again, and the women fled in all directions, but they couldn't stop it. The women of wealthy families rushed to the countryside for refuge.
Ling Lingqi knew about this situation as soon as she arrived in Suzhou City, and when there was no other person in the house, she pulled Zhao Yun over and asked, "Brother Huang, there has been trouble in Suzhou City for so many days, and it is all related to your brother, you don't really want to so many women, do you?
Zhao Yun was stunned, shook his head and replied: "Where is it, where can I move so many women, this is all a rumor...... However, if there is a pregnant woman with a beautiful appearance, I am quite interested. Zhao Yun smiled very much******* what a pervert...... Restrain yourself, isn't that what it is like when there are more women?Your brother is the king of a country, you have to make a little appearance, you can't go too far......" Ling Lingqi was unhappy in his heart, and said lightly.
"These things are all handled by eunuchs, how can I care so much, okay, my brothers and good buddies, let's play with women." Zhao Yun grabbed Ling Lingqi's shoulders and said.
"I'm not interested, I didn't have this kind of opportunity before, and I've never tried it, so I always want to try it and have fun. Now my little brother has so many women that I am worried, and I can't just take a bite and throw it away, right?, so my interest in women has faded a lot now, and I don't want to be a mediocre person at all, I don't want to do evil anymore, I advise the emperor brother to stop it......" Ling Lingqi said lazily, and there was no interest in Zhao Yun's saying that everyone should play together.
Zhao Yun squinted his eyes and smiled: "The kid seems to have attained the Tao, and his desire has disappeared?" I have to rely on this to become an immortal, that's what the medical book says, and besides, wasn't the Yellow Emperor in ancient times also a royal maid three thousand to become an immortal?"
Ling Lingqi thought that this guy would also be sophistry, but some ancient books recorded that this was indeed the case, so he had to answer in another way: "The Yellow Emperor's maiden is a little virgin selected, your brother is good, don't be a virgin to look for strange women, even pregnant women want to ...... Alas!"
"It's strange that you kid doesn't love beautiful women? Forget it, let's change the subject, alas...... To tell you the truth, now I'm like a puppet, set up by the Queen Mother and Shi Xiangguo, if they turn against me one day, I really can't help it, so if I don't play a few more women, I can't play if I want to......"
Ling Lingqi jumped up from his chair all of a sudden, he definitely didn't expect that this funny emperor would know that he was a puppet, but could he really beat Shi Miyuan? It seemed impossible, unless he helped him. Now that he is also a master of Danjin, he should not be far worse than Shi Mi.
Zhao Yun laughed and said: "To be honest, what you said to me just now made me really unhappy, but now when I see you have such a big reaction and excitement when I hear this, my anger is completely gone, your reaction is very natural, there is no pretentiousness at all, it is purely a manifestation of the friendship between you and my brother, I didn't give your brother a ...... in vain."
It took Ling Lingqi for a while to settle down, and asked strangely: "What do you think, are you at the mercy of Shi Xiangguo and the Queen Mother?......?"
Zhao Yun was still sitting leisurely, resting Erlang's leg and smiling: "Don't worry, it's okay, people will die if they live, not to mention that I haven't always let them be like this, one day I will get rid of them...... Can you help me......"
"Are you okay?" Ling Lingqi was a little unconvinced, the current Zhao Yun could bring down Shi Xiangguo?
The two were chatting, and suddenly heard a report from the internal supervisor, saying that Wang Bing, the prefect of Suzhou, had something to report to the emperor.
"Well, after all, it's the official in charge of one side, let's see it. Zhao Yun replied.
Wang Bingzhan, the prefect of Suzhou, bowed his head tremblingly and said to Zhao Yun: "The lower official should be damned, he really can't complete the task assigned by the governor...... The girls and women in Suzhou City are almost gone, and if the officials are stubborn, they are afraid that the emperor's reputation will be damaged...... Ask the emperor for mercy and tolerate the lower officials for a few more days......" (To be continued.) )