The 271st Snake Island
It is precisely this in the heart of the Yellow Turban man. The reason why they heard Bao Xu say that they wanted to use the method of martial arts competition and did not respond immediately was very bold, and the sincere intentions, one layer of meaning, that is, this layer, were to deliberately avoid it and not do it.
The reason is that Bao Xu has a strange temperament, does not fit the crowd, speaks upside down, always sings against the tune, when he was on Xiaoyao Island, he repeatedly offended his four brothers, which made them very angry and unhappy, Feng Ping in order to calm the anger of the brothers, pretended to be angry, transferred him out of Xiaoyao Island, sent him back to Spirit Snake Island, guarded there, and only recalled him when the coronation ceremony of the helper was held in the future.
And here the Spirit Snake Island is a remote island, located between Dongshan Happy Island and Xishan Xiaoyao Island, but also in the northeast of Penglai Island, is an excellent island that can reconnoiter the situation around the three islands, can be described as a strategic place, the most suitable for sentry, Feng Ping has never despised this place, in order to make it easier to obtain information from all over the world, when the five masters were in power, it was specially recommended that Bao Xu lead the people to be stationed here for many years, called in charge of this place, secretly to investigate and monitor, as long as there is any major movement in the three places, he can also know earlier. What's more important is that it is also for the purpose of finding the treasure of Taihu Lake, as long as Bao Xu is allowed to investigate, if there is any trouble, report to him immediately, and never miss a thing.
And although Bao Xu likes to quarrel, his temperament is also upright, Feng Ping saw that he was acting obediently, and he could just take advantage of it, in order to win his heart, he deliberately worshipped him and became a brother, as long as he was willing to work hard for himself, he was promoted from the gang to the owner of Spirit Snake Island, and entrusted him with affairs, which was also more trusting. There is also an advantage, that is, Bao Xu has always been open-mouthed when he speaks, talking nonsense, saying his words, contradicting others, always having different opinions from others, and highlighting his cleverness. Feng Ping had the best of him. often use him without words, deliberately saying the opposite, so that his ears will hear, but he will tell the truth. Standing up for himself, saying what he wanted to say but couldn't say in his heart, disturbing others' minds, and relieving himself, Feng Ping took a fancy to him. Therefore, it has always been openly ordered, secretly connived, and the heart of preference, not a wife and concubine.
Bao Xu also has a sense of gratitude, loyalty, and righteousness, seeing that he was scolded and chased by his brothers in the gang, and fought hard, Feng Ping repeatedly came forward to relieve himself. I am grateful to him in my heart, and I am in awe of him, and I am loyal and loyal in my heart, and I am the only one in the gang who obeys him. When it comes to excitement, you have to contradict your words, like a mad cow, you can't stop it. I can't stop it.
The leaders of the gang are familiar with his temperament, and they know that he has Feng Ping's backing as a backer, although he suffers a loss in words, he does not dare to resist more, and he fights with his tongue, and only swallows the bitter water in his stomach. Endured it.
That's not all, his three brothers are so angry every time, but because of their own brothers, they can't beat or scold, so they can only go with him, just think he is going crazy and ignore him.
And Bao Xu worked on Spirit Snake Island, promoted and retained all the people he was close to on weekdays, brought them to Spirit Snake Island, and transferred some of the things he hated and didn't like for various reasons, but he didn't hire them by his side.
It's just that his temper is too weird, and anyone who can serve him well must be a first-class sycophant, so over time, only a small number of people have been left in the gang around him, all of whom are horse spirits, and when it comes to martial arts fighting, they are obviously slightly inferior to the rest of the gangs who don't pat sycophants.
And on this Spirit Snake Island, being an errand is actually the most idle errand, every day you only need to watch the wind and drive a boat into the lake to patrol around, and there is no need to fight at all. The fight between the gang and the outside world is always carried out by the rest of the island gangs, fighting for their lives, and the gangs on the island are just idle and do not need to ask. Even that time, Dian Ming led the Taihu Gang to raid Xiaoyao Island by boat, and captured the "male thief and female prostitute" Erqi returned, although they saw the wolf smoke signal on the island, they only acted as a contact person, and promptly notified the leaders of Dongshan Happy Island, and their own people just retreated on Spirit Snake Island, and did not fight. The second time Xiaoyao Island was in trouble, just because all the island owners and peak masters were drunk and lived on Spirit Snake Island, they saw the wolf smoke signal on Xiaoyao Island, and reported it in time, and saw that the leader of the gang drove the boat to rescue him, how could he disobey the order and not go as a ganger? Therefore, to put it bluntly, this group of people are all some people with wine bags and rice bags, lazy and lazy people, and they have nothing to do except pat their ass. In addition, since ancient times, people who like to flatter and pat horses are usually lowly in martial arts, greedy for life and afraid of death, so those gangs have always had to fight in literature and are not good at fighting.
This time, Bao Xu announced in public the method of the full moon banquet election to help the people go together, and for a while, this group of people actually forgot about the martial arts, and no one thought of it, so no one mentioned the idea and stopped it with counterwords.
At this time, I heard Bao Xu say that he would use the method of martial arts to compete in the election and decide the candidate who would go to eat and drink, and when he heard it, he was frightened, for fear that his martial arts skills would be weak, and if he was not careful, he would be injured, so it would be very cost-effective, and the matter of eating wine, they drank wine in large bowls on weekdays, and ate meat in large pieces, and they were used to it. Come to think of it, although this full moon banquet is delicious, can relieve slander, after all, it is just a feast wine, but it is not fresh, therefore, everyone thinks in their hearts, for this matter, to do each other, hard work, it is really not worth it, hands-on tricks, it is inevitable to overshoot, regardless of severity, each other has been injured, hurt others, hurt themselves, that can be very bad, very inappropriate, the heart is a big concern, hesitate, no one dares to say yes to it.
It's just that Bao Xu is, after all, the owner of this Spirit Snake Island, the biggest person here, he is saying what he is talking about, as a subordinate of others, the lord of his life, and the leader speaks, how can he not listen to it, and it is not a matter of taking it seriously? This person is Bao shameless, not comparable to others, it is better to speak, the words that come out of his mouth have always been one is one, and two is two, and when does it not count, has he changed his mind? In desperation, for a while, he still did not answer.
At the same time, I heard in my ears that Bao Xu finally hit the right one, guessed their minds correctly, and said that the rules of martial arts were established, but they were just compared to fists and feet, not compared to blades, and they were not allowed to go overboard, and they thought about it in their hearts, which was a great luck in misfortune, and they were relieved, and they didn't dare to hesitate anymore, and they were disobedient, and everyone agreed, saying: "Fair!"
Bao Xu saw that everyone readily agreed, he smiled, and then, "drank", looked solemn, and said slowly: "Everyone says that it is fair, but in the opinion of the owner of this island, this method can only be regarded as very fair, but it cannot be called completely fair." As he spoke, he glanced at everyone with his afterglow and said, "Just because you have high and low martial arts, strong and weak, there are also unfairness." ”
When the yellow turban man heard this, he sighed in his heart, and said secretly: Sure enough, I have to talk and paint myself, and I can't make it clear, but it hurts our ears, and it can't be half clean. It's just helpless, listening obediently, confused, the left ear in, the right ear out, just when the wind blows by the ear, I can't hear it.
I only heard Bao Xu continue: "The method of the owner of the island, although it is also slightly unfair, but it is much fairer than the method of the sissy and the girls who play in your mouth, at least, he can show the spirit of a man and reflect the true character of a man, which is a rare clever method, therefore, the method of the owner of the island can also be regarded as a good method, a more reasonable method." Brothers, you say, yes and no?"
When everyone was asked by him, they couldn't cry or laugh, and shouted one after another: "Yes!"
When Bao Xu heard it, he said: "You say yes, in the eyes of the owner of this island, it may not be true." ”
When everyone heard this, they just shook their heads secretly, and their faces were pale.
Bao Xu didn't care, just cared about himself and said: "The world is big, there are many capable people, the people in the world, the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger, the so-called: 'There are mountains outside the mountain, and there are people on the people.'" Although there is no one more intelligent than the owner of the island, there may not be no one in other places, so there must be a more intelligent person in this world who can come up with a more clever way to make the owner of the island admire. ”
Everyone looked at each other and was speechless.
The hero five tigers listened to it for a long time, and they all thought in their hearts: This island owner is fun. Look at each other and grin.
Bao Xu's head and neck were still facing the sky, and he didn't look at everyone properly, seeing that everyone didn't speak, he thought that they must be impressed by their cleverness, and they obeyed their words, and they couldn't refute it, so they were happy in their hearts, and said slowly: "Okay, since everyone agrees with this very fair idea of the island master, then this method is decided." ”
After a pause, he continued: "Without further ado, while it is still early in the sky and it is not yet time to eat, the brothers will immediately divide into five ways and compete with each other, and one of the winners of each road will be qualified to go to the main altar with the owner of the island and Xiao Quzi for a banquet." ”
Bao Xu saw that everyone readily agreed, he smiled, and then, "drank", looked solemn, and said slowly: "Everyone says that it is fair, but in the opinion of the owner of this island, this method can only be regarded as very fair, but it cannot be called completely fair." As he spoke, he glanced at everyone with his afterglow and said, "Just because you have high and low martial arts, strong and weak, there are also unfairness." (To be continued.) )
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