Chapter 347: The Meaning of Double Fly

"Okay, there's no way, in order to gain your friendship, I have to say it!" Lin You tilted his head slightly and lowered his head, looking ashamed: "I... I'm a virgin!"

Sister Chen Sishui looked puzzled after hearing this: "Virgin, what do you mean?"

Lin You covered half of his face with one hand, peeked at the second girl from between his fingers, and said: "Virgin, that is, the meaning of a boy, that is, I have never lived with a girl." ”

Now the Chen Sishui sisters understood, and the originally resentful face suddenly flushed, and the two of them didn't expect Lin You to say such words, and they were stunned for a while.

This is the effect that Lin You wants, at this time he put down the hand covering his face, and looked at the two of them: "So don't be angry, I'm just a little cheap, and I can't hide what I want to say." You think, I came from the Nether, and I haven't had anything to do with girls in the Nether for so long, which shows that I am a pure person at heart, not as obscene as you think. ”

Chen Sishui was silent, Chen Sibing glared at Lin You and said, "You say yes, who will believe people like you when they say such things!"

Lin You was anxious when he heard this, the conscience of heaven and earth, in order to ask for your forgiveness, I told my old story, but you still don't believe it.

"It's true, I can swear!" Lin You said loudly, his face was straightforward.

Chen Sishui and Chen Sibing looked at Lin You without speaking, and their expressions were obviously waiting for him to swear.

Lin You was speechless, the two sisters didn't trust their character so much, and said helplessly: "Okay, I swear." Can't I swear by this realm!"

The two of them still stood silent, quietly waiting.

"Alas!" Lin You sighed, raised his head and said awe-inspiringly: "I, Lin You, swear that I am still a boy until now, if there is deception, when I am shocked, I will double the time for the five-colored heavenly thunder to bombard me!"

"Boom Boom Boom!"

As soon as Lin You's words fell, the clouds surged in the night sky, and a suppressed sound suddenly sounded.

"Damn, isn't it!" Lin You was so frightened that he hurriedly hugged his head and squatted down, peeking into the air.

The clouds surged, and the air gradually returned to calm.

"Oh......" Chen Sibing pointed at Lin You: "You actually lied to us! God wrote it down for you!"

Lin You stood up and yelled at the sky angrily: "you, don't you know that Lao Tzu is a virgin! ”

The one just now is called the Heavenly Seal, which means that Lin You violated his oath, and the heavens fulfilled it, or it had already been written down for him.

That is to say, God, I don't think Lin You is a virgin.

Lin You wanted to cry without tears, so when he crossed the tribulation, the five-colored sky thunder time would be doubled.

"I'm a virgin! I'm a virgin!" Lin You waved his arms and screamed loudly at the sky.

"Okay, don't pretend!" Chen Sibing looked at Lin You and said angrily: "Could it be that the heavens will make a mistake?"

However, Lin You doubled the time of the tribulation, and the Chen Sibing sisters were a lot less angry.

Lin You was very angry, looked at Chen Sibing and said, "I am a virgin, and I know it in my heart. God is mistaken, mistaken! I don't believe it, do it again!" Speaking of this, Lin You raised his face and pointed at the sky: "If I am not a virgin, let God punish me for not being able to marry a daughter-in-law." Even if you marry a daughter-in-law, you will have to endure ten times the catastrophe in the future. ”

After finishing speaking, Lin You shrank his neck and watched the sky change with some weakness.

Fang was tricked just now, and this time he said it even more ruthlessly, Lin You was really a little worried that this damn god would make a mistake again.

Thankfully, there were no visions in the sky this time.

"Hahaha!" Lin You stood up straight, with a smug expression: "Now believe it, I'm a virgin!"

The Chen Sishui sisters also raised their heads and looked at the sky, and after waiting for a long time, they saw that there was indeed no change, and they all lowered their heads.

However, looking at Chen Sibing's expression, I wish I could split the thunder from the sky to bombard Lin You now.

Looking at Lin You's proud appearance, Chen Sibing snorted coldly: "What are you proud of, is this also something to be proud of." After living for hundreds of years, even a girl can't look down on you, which shows that you have a problem with your character. ”

My day, like a basin of cold water poured down on Lin You's head, Lin You is stupid, this girl understands it this way.

"Eldest sister, don't bring this!" Lin You said with a sad face: "I have already suffered the time of the five-colored sky thunder double the tribulation in a daze. It's just a quick tongue, and this punishment is enough!"

Chen Sibing looked at his sister, and when he saw that his sister nodded, he said: "I will spare you this time, if you dare to have a next time, I will let you live in the Tianji Gate as well as die." ”

Lin You nodded hurriedly again and again, but he was bitter in his heart, in order to ask for this sister's forgiveness, the price he paid was too great.

"I said eldest miss, second miss. Lin You saw that the two of them were not so annoyed, and said, "I also said something very secret to you, which is something that only best friends do." In other words, our relationship and friendship have reached a new level from tonight. In the future, can we be a little more harmonious and get along like friends? Otherwise, you will be tired of holding a shelf in front of me every day! We are better to be friends on an equal footing, and we will get along very comfortably that way. ”

"Friend your sister, you think beautifully!" Chen Sibing didn't know when he also learned this sentence from Lin You: "You are just a little guy who delivers food and sweeps the floor, this will never change!"

Lin You shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, no longer holding the idea of making friends with his sisters, and bent down to pick up the crystal beads that had just been scattered.

"Stop!" Chen Sibing stopped Lin You with a drink.

Lin You turned his head to look at Chen Sibing: "What's the matter?"

"These orbs should be your reparation for offending our sisters. Chen Sibing said with a glare.

Damn, Lin You glared.

"What are you staring at, this is still less, cheap you kid. Have you forgotten that my sister invited you last time you went to the Tonight Building, don't you have to pay it back?" said Chen Sibing bent down and began to pick up crystal beads.

Chen Sishui actually came over to help his sister.

Lin You was distressed: "How many to keep, how many to keep?"

The sisters listened to him and took all the beads on the ground into their bags.

Chen Sibing stretched out his hand to Lin You after picking it up: "By the way, we came to you to return to Fengyue Pei." ”

"Damn!" Lin You jumped back, isn't this killing chickens and eggs, this Fengyue Pei is a tool for making a fortune by himself.

Lin You waved his hand again and again: "Second Miss, this Fengyue Pei was given to me by the building tonight?"

"My sister invited you to tonight, so you should give it to us!" Chen Sibing said as if it was very reasonable.

Lin You shook his head: "You can't use it except me!"

Chen Sibing took a step forward, still stretching out his hand: "It's okay, you can bet more real yuan, we'll look for you when we run out!"

"You are Zhou Papi!" Lin Youning was unyielding: "It's not that I won't give it to you, there is a lot of problem here, there are secrets in the building tonight, and the stakes are very high." I've already discussed it with the master, and it's still useful for me to keep this Fengyue!"

Chen Sibing was stunned: "My father let you keep it." ”

Lin You nodded very seriously: "Not only did you ask me to keep it, but Tianjimen also had to investigate the building tonight." ”

At this time, Chen Sishui spoke: "Forget Bing'er, let him keep it!"

Lin You cast a grateful look at Chen Sishui.

Chen Sibing withdrew his hand dissatisfied, looked at Lin You and said, "Tell you, although this Fengyue Pei is in your name, it belongs to our sister, you have to remember this." ”

Lin You smiled bitterly and nodded, as long as you can stay, whatever you say.

Chen Sibing saw Lin You nodding, and a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "I heard that our Fengyue Pei can earn you sixty crystal beads a day with you." In this way, in the future, it will be divided between four and six, you four and we six. If you dare to be corrupt, be careful that you can't get along!"

Lin You was stunned.

"Sister, let's go!" Chen Sibing's face was completely gone, and he said to Chen Sishui with a smile.

Chen Sishui looked at Lin You, looking like he wanted to say something.

Lin You was very strange, what happened to this eldest lady, could it be that there was also a conspiracy.

Chen Sibing looked at her sister and looked a little strange: "Sister, do you have anything else?"

Chen Sishui looked at Lin You, but he finally couldn't hold back: "Why do you always have some words on your lips that we don't understand?

Lin You sweated wildly, looked at Chen Sibing and said, "Miss, I am from the next realm, and it is normal for some spoken words to be different from ordinary people. As for Double Fly?" Lin You groaned and said, "This is a rhetorical device, which means that a pair of young men and women look like glue and knees. For example, the mandarin duck amphibious butterfly flies together, which means that the couple is so intimate that they are inseparable. ”