Yan Ruyu, a beautiful woman with a delicate appearance.

When the name is paired with a woman with a large black mole on her face and some disgusting hair, how strong is the irony?

"You think it's ironic, don't you?" said the singer smiled, very sweet.

Zhuo Li shook his head on the topic: "I have something to ask for a girl!"

Ge Ji still smiled and leaned into the zither, holding her forehead with a jade hand, waiting for Zhuo Li's next words with a soft demeanor.

A woman's softness is a powerful weapon for a man, Zhuo Li felt that her heart was beating violently, and she was short of breath for a while, and she was extremely nervous: "I want a girl ......"

is a person who is not good enough to speak, and the wounded heart of losing in front of Princess Letty, Duke Natasha, and Xiao Guifei is demoralized. Zhuo Li's face was flushed before he said four words......

The singer changed color and said sharply: "The slave family doesn't sell his body!"

"I just want you to ......" still unfinished.

The voice was even colder: "Although the slave family is ugly, it is not a frivolous person. Please pay attention to the words!"

People are always in a panic and can't find the point of speaking. Zhuo Li tried to explain the remedy: "I mean, ask the girl to come home with me...... I can give you two ...... silver Otherwise, I'll raise you......"

On the contrary, the remedy became adding fuel to the fire, and the singer's face was so dense that she could explode at any time: "Enough! The officials have repeatedly spoken lightly, which is really rude! The slave family is inconvenient to accompany you!" "If you don't leave, I will avoid you!"

Always explain it incorrectly, and when you see people, you have to leave.

Absolutely not! Zhuo Li's heart was full of evil intentions, and he was so anxious that he robbed the singer! Zhuo Li had some brute strength, and immediately grabbed her and carried it on her shoulders, no matter how the singer struggled, the tighter she grabbed it, the more she didn't let her escape. Robbery of women and children is kidnapping, which is a felony in any country. I couldn't help but panic in my heart, resisted people and went downstairs, ran wildly at night, and only rushed to my mansion......

The team waiting outside the door was stunned when they saw this scene. Zi Rat was checking the belly pocket, underwear and other items that came all the way, and when he saw Zhuo Li carrying a person running away, he couldn't help but sigh: Sure enough, it's the boss, I dare to take a few clothes. The boss dares to kidnap the living!

Gallop through the streets and alleys. Panting and sweating, but not tired. In addition to a hint of panic, there is also some excitement! The Baron's Palace is not far away, and it will be there in a moment. Entered the inner guest room and put down the noisy singer. I'm afraid that she will run away, so I will tear off the singer's skirt and tie it up. It can be seen that her delicate body is unbearable. So he hurriedly locked the window and door, not aimed at the singer to prevent escape. The singer seemed to be tired of struggling, so she didn't run away, but just threw some things around her and smashed them at Zhuo Li, and scolded in her mouth. At this moment, Zhuo Li really looks like an eager groom......

The window and door are closed and there are lonely men and widows, and Zhuo Li at this moment is really like an eager groom...... "...... Play...... Impeachment ......" was the only word he could think of at the moment to explain his heart.

"Playing the piano?" seemed to finally understand what Zhuo Li meant, and the singer asked.

Nodding violently, Zhuo Li sat on the ground. When you relax, you can speak coherently: "I just want you to play the piano for me!" As if he had finished something important, he leaned back.

Zhuo Li, who formed a big character, made the singer smile: "Tell it clearly, why do you make it to the point of robbing people?"

"When I'm nervous, I can't speak clearly!" I couldn't help but curse in my heart: "Lao Tzu must find a wife with sharp lips and trample you all under your feet!"

He sat up and looked at the singer and asked, "That...... Can I call you Sister Ruyu?"

Ge Ji chuckled: "Do you know how old people are?

"You can play the piano and speak nicely. It's always right to call you sister!"

This sister has decided that if you want to play the piano again, it will be for your younger brother, so you have no excuse to refuse, right? Zhuo Li is not very good at speaking, but her mood is clear.

"Whatever you want!" said the singer, in a sneered manner.

"Then Sister Ruyu will play the piano for me, right?"

Ge Ji shrugged her shoulders: "Where's the piano?"

Scratching his head embarrassedly, he said loudly: "Come on, go to Peach Blossom Lane to get the piano!"

Jean: What is it? The poultry team waiting outside the door was confused.

Zhuo Li, who is the leader of a group of young army ruffians, doesn't know, how can the twelve minions know?

It's one of those wooden boxes with iron wires!, the rat said firmly, his eyes sharp.

The twelve poultry, which returned to Peach Blossom Lane again, then came the problem. In which yard did the boss carry people out just now?

At this time, Shen Monkey, who still relied on a lot of ghost ideas, made a decision and immediately assigned a task: in a team of two, all the brothels in Qinglou were divided into six districts, and each was responsible for finding all the "boxes with iron wires" in the assigned area. After the plan was completed, the twelve people formed a circle, pressed their palms together, and said in unison: "Live and die together!"

The comrades-in-arms united and shouted: live and die together, this is nothing special. However, it is an exaggeration to find a musical instrument to live and die.

If you don't know musical instruments, you naturally don't know how to maintain them. A soldier ruffian is only regarded as a weapon or ordnance, and it is not a big problem to fall around. For a time, the erhu, dulcimer, pipa, guzheng, as long as the "wooden box with iron wire" all flew out of each window and fell on the side of the road, what a spectacular scene!

After a short time, the team reassembled in the secret place of Peach Blossom Lane, and they found that the current battle situation was seriously inconsistent with the actual prediction, and they needed to redeploy: first, the number of targets was too large to be transported by manpower. Second, unlike the earlier "raids", many doors have been locked and cannot be entered. Thirdly, the target is extremely vulnerable.

After discussing the decision again, Tatsuryu, who was acting safely, took over the baton. Zi Mouse and Shen Monkey have superb lock-picking skills, and are sent as pioneers to attack the door locks; Ugly Niu, Yinhu, and Wuma are the best physical strength as second-way pioneers, responsible for the target handling and transfer; Mao Rabbit, Si Snake, and Youji are fast and are responsible for finding carriages, and others are dispatched on the spot.

Peach Blossom Lane is just an entertainment place for spending money to buy laughter, but a gang of troublemakers use a half-militarized mode of action. The result is not difficult to imagine: a convoy slowly drove towards the Baron's Palace......

Ge Ji looked in amazement at the dozen or so carriages, some good and some bad, stringed instruments. Thief? Ask yourself if you don't have such skills.

The koto is easy to find because in addition to being a musical instrument, it also has things hidden inside. An ugly cow with a penchant for big, heavy things is holding it at the moment. He didn't think that there was something hidden in it, he just liked this guzheng because it was "heavier" than other musical instruments!

"Let's just say it's a military exercise, and ask the bustard to write a list of damaged items. I will pay them back another day!" Zhuo Li looked at the dozens of carriages and knew that something was going wrong. I thought of a simple way to press it down. If you can't hold it down, you can't hold it down! Anyway, it has nothing to do with silver!

Peach Blossom Lane singer Yan Ruyu settled in the Guardian Baron's Mansion, and the Guardian Lord could easily do it by grabbing people first and then the piano. And there is often a hidden truth behind the simplicity: Yan Ruyu is not a singer, she is not called Yan Ruyu, and the guzheng is not just a qin, there is a sword hidden in it. She is a meticulous worker who infiltrates Persia, gathering intelligence to find out the truth. You can live in the Persian guardian home, so you can easily know a lot of inside information. But when she first arrived, she didn't know that Zhuo Li was not favored, and she thought that she would benefit a lot from living in the mansion of the guardian lord.

However, many things often contain opportunities on the seemingly wrong surface: if Yan Ruyu only caresses the piano like a singer, and blindly pursues piano skills and music scores, her piano sound will definitely lack the heart of sword dance. The sound of Yan Ruyu's sword heart is the opportunity for Zhuo Li to learn to 'defeat the sword'!

Finding an opportunity does not mean that you can understand the meaning, so I only feel that every voice is engraved into my heart when I listen to it again and again, but every time it stops abruptly at a critical moment. Zhuo Li even doubted whether the score was complete, and listened to it late at night and had no understanding, so she had no choice but to give up.

The next day, the Baron's Palace, which had been noisy by the sound of the piano all night, was infinitely lazy, and all of them could not sleep without exception. Knowing that the door was about to be knocked on, he went to open the door only after he had always slept less.

The person who came was King Yas's summoner, and he was in a hurry to make sure that Zhuo Li arrived at the council hall before the end of the early dynasty. Zhuo Li had no choice but to get up and wash, the routine meeting was not held, and breakfast was not eaten. Hanging his head, he followed the herald.

Early in the morning, rumors began in the streets and alleys that the guardian lord broke into the seventeenth floor and eighteenth courtyard of Peach Blossom Lane overnight, and the earlier pope and saint peach scandal topped the Persian gossip list. Among them, the poultry team has contributed a lot, and it is also famous on the list.

Zhuo Li in the carriage knew that he couldn't help but smack his tongue, it seemed that this morning's urgent edict must be related to last night's incident.

When entering the imperial city, it was changed to walking, and the road dragged on. It was almost noon before he announced his name to meet him. When the civil and military officials on both sides waited for a long time, Zhuo Li felt a faint murderous aura. I guess someone must have been disturbed last night.

King Yas did not say anything about last night's incident, but said: The period of worship is approaching, and Zhuo Li and his team will first transfer to the palace to listen to it. It turned out that the Persian State was a quarter every April, and at the end of the quarter, the expatriate officials had to return to the imperial city to report on their work.

In Zhuo Li's opinion, listening to the palace is no different from watching the gate in the outer city, it is nothing more than having fun in the outer city and transferring himself to his side to take care of it.

Zhuo Li's appointment was announced, and the early dynasty was over. Looking at the ministers who were anxiously rushing in the direction of the thatched house, it turned out that the murderous aura arose because of the unbearable sufficiency! Is it so difficult to go to the thatched toilet? I don't know the royal authority, in order to prevent the three urgent ugly things. Before the early dynasty, the ministers only used ginseng soup supplements, and did not use whole grains. Today, in order to wait for him, the guardian lord, it has been standing from early morning to noon. During this period, the kind-hearted King Yas sympathized with his courtiers and served tea several times, and listened to the dispersal of the dynasty. Is there a reason why the latrine is not crowded?

Zhuo Li, who was ignorant of the world, yawned and was about to go home, but King Yas's attendant came to pass the word: King Yas and the study summoned Zhuo Li alone.

What should come is always coming, it is difficult to wait for the elegant hall in the dusty place, the court is not polite to talk about, and it should be a punishment to meet in the study! Zhuo Li is not afraid, can you behead me because Lao Tzu attacked the seventh floor and eighteen courtyards at night?

Looking closely at this attendant, Zhuo Li recognized it: it was the previous female herald. Acquaintances are particularly good at talking: "Sister, sister." I wonder what King Yas has called me?"

The maid sneered: "Royal secret, how can you tell the lower officials?" You are an invincible king of destruction, and you have done a good thing overnight, but you are still here for me? or ...... That kind of place!

The waitress's expression made Zhuo Li guess a little reason, and she was in the tube, and she knew it.

"I also asked my sister Fang's name!" "Hippie smiling face, oily tone, this is the experience summed up after a night with the singer Yan Ruyu.

is not valued and favored, and calling out is also a guardian constellation, and the status of the maid cannot be provoked. The waitress still replied softly: "Wen Rui." ”

"Good name!" says yes or no matter whether you understand it or not. This is also the mantra that was summed up last night.

"Where's the good?" Wen Rui asked deliberately.

"Uh...... "What is the reason for the master who can name the animals of his royal team?" It is too late to make up nonsense in front of him, and he is embarrassed in the crisp laughter like a copper bell......

"That's good!" I can't get it back if I lose face, anyway, it's not the first time in front of a woman, so I just sprinkle your Heavenly King Lao Tzu and the Jade Emperor!

Wen Rui is the tea secretary of King Yas, which is to pour tea and deliver water to King Yas. On weekdays, I look at King Yas's eyes and do things, and I have to think about my heart when I am young, and my life is rigid and boring. After chatting with Zhuo Li today, I can't help but feel relaxed and refreshed, and there is inevitably a touch of color in my black and white life.

"Sister Wen Rui, how about being my sister in the future?"

"If my sister doesn't speak, she acquiesces!"

"My brother will go to the palace on an errand in the future, and my sister will take the time to play with my brother!" King Yas's close attendant must please a few points. There are benefits to having more sisters!

"Sister, do you know how to play the piano?" At the same time as Wen Rui was consumed, Zhuo Li seemed to be consumed with the sound of the piano.

Dead skin and stalking, Wen Rui had no choice but to respond, her face was angry, but her heart seemed to have eaten honey.

Since he recognized his younger brother and saw that there was no one left and right, Wen Rui stopped and said with a pretty face: "What ugly thing did you do last night?"

A scarlet queen swaggered in Peach Blossom Lane, robbed the singer, and robbed the piano? So, Zhuo Li competed with his brains, and mixed the words and sentences he had learned in books in recent days, regardless of three, seven, twenty-one, to weave a beautiful story and create himself into an aspiring young man with great ideals and a pious rhythm......

The saliva spurted wildly, and he was used to listening to the minister's boring recitals, but at this moment, Zhuo Li's words were extremely ear-catching. Among them, the contextual inconsistencies and far-fetched places have also been skipped by playfulness. On the contrary, I was fascinated by it, and I only felt that Zhuo Li was better than the storyteller.

Listening to Zhuo Li's narration, Wen Rui felt pity in her heart: "I know a few sisters who are slightly familiar with the rhythm of music, and I will introduce them to you if I have leisure another day." ”

Zhuo Li was excited, spitting honey all over her mouth, a sister on the left and a sister on the right kept screaming.