His shoulders were buckled, and Ling Tian's strength suddenly skyrocketed, and he reflexively jammed the palm of Monk Shi Yanfei's hand, and then smashed a straight fist into the face of the dead bald donkey. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

'Smack......'

The dead bald donkey was extremely adaptable, his face was inconvenient, and his other hand had already appeared in front of him at some point, instead blocking Ling Tian's fist.

His hands had already been restrained, Ling Tian tilted his head back, and suddenly slammed into Monk Shi Yanfei's forehead, and secretly, he had already raised his legs, ready to make a move that was indiscriminate.

'Boom ......'

As if colliding with metal, Ling Tian's eyes were full of Venus and spinning brilliantly, as if mocking his indiscretion, and the top of his raised knees also drooped weakly, and he couldn't use his feet.

"......" Ling Tian was dizzy, bursts of darkness hit, his head tilted, and he fell unconscious.

With a smile on his face, Monk Shi Yanfei put Ling Tian down on the ground and touched his head with a smile.

"Hmph, the stinky boy still dares to hit his head with this master, don't you know that monks are all good at iron heads?"

I don't know how much time passed, but when Ling Tian woke up again, he found himself in a small room, with mottled walls, tattered furniture, and a TV playing a program, and a ragged bald head sitting in front of the TV.

What the hell is this place? Ling Tian's heart was suspicious, he quietly got up, looked around, and saw himself lying naked on a small bed.

Not only was there not a single piece of clothing, but there was also a pool of blood on the white sheets.

Airplanes......

There was a roar in Ling Tian's head, and he almost didn't pass out again, I, me...... Hastily, Ling Tian really wanted to crash into the wall and die, the master's innocent body was ruined like this, you dead bald donkey, you are really fucking perverted!

Ling Tian groped his way up from the bed, picked up a bench beside the bed, and cautiously walked towards Monk Shi Yanfei.

I'm going to kill you, paralyzed, you pervert!

But before he got close to the sofa, the back of Monk Shi Yanfei's head seemed to have eyes, and he didn't reply: "Are you awake, how are you, are you sleeping comfortably?"

Ling Tian's face kept changing, Tie Qing turned red for a while, he held back for a long time, and suddenly threw the bench towards Monk Shi Yanfei.

"I'll stone you turtle son to death!"

'Whoa......'

The bench struck the back of Monk Shi Yanfei's head like lightning, almost giving him a chance to dodge, and it was no surprise that he would definitely hit it this time.

Ling Tian thought proudly in his heart, but who knew that Monk Shi Yanfei's head was biased, and the bench smashed on the TV with a bang.

There was a 'crackling' sound, and the TV was scrapped.

"A thousand yuan!" Monk Shi Yanfei stood up and smiled at Ling Tian.

"Huh?"

Ling Tian was puzzled, and in the next second, he heard a sound of footsteps outside the door getting closer and closer, and then the sound of banging on the door sounded.

'Knock knock knock ......'

As soon as the sound of banging on the door fell, a fierce girl came from outside the door: "What are you doing, demolishing the house? Open the door and open the door, I want to see if something has been destroyed!"

Ling Tian's heart jumped, and he seemed to understand a little bit about what the thousand yuan in Monk Shi Yanfei's mouth meant.

He and the monk looked at each other, stupidly at a loss, and at this time, the sound of the door opening was already heard outside the door.

"Don't open the door, right? The old lady has a way to open the door......

'Crunch'

The sound of opening the door sounded, and an aunt in her fifties rushed into the house, with anger on her face, her hands on her waist, and a bit of the fierceness of the Hedong lion.

"I said you ...... Ah......h

Before the aunt finished speaking, it turned into a scream, why, because the situation in the house at this time was too ...... It's unsightly.

A bald donkey, a young man, and two big men in one room are fine, and one of them is still bare.

Auntie felt that she was evil all of a sudden, and she had never seen such a person in her small hotel for so many years.

"You ...... You guys...... Do you want to be embarrassed......" The aunt covered her eyes and said very embarrassed.

"Amitabha, don't get ......angry," Monk Shi Yanfei called a Buddha and explained, "I was talking to this little benefactor just now, and I disagreed, so I accidentally smashed your things......"

"Huh...... Is it reasonable to smash things?" The aunt crossed her hands on her hips, pointed at the nose of the monk Shi Yanfei and scolded, "You are a dead bald donkey, what kind of monk are you pretending to be a monk, what kind of monk are you pretending to be? Do you want to deceive a young woman from a good family like me? Let me tell you, there is no door, so the old lady will not think of rolling the sheets with you, you hurry up and pay me money!"

The corners of Monk Shi Yanfei's mouth twitched, don't look at his ragged clothes, the reincarnation of Jigong who is alive, but Monk Shi Yanfei really can't look down on the woman in front of him.

Even though he is in his fifties, he insists that he is only thirty years old, and he talks nonsense with his eyes open, and the Buddha hates this kind of person the most.

"Female donor, this ...... I don't have any money......" Monk Shi Yanfei looked embarrassed, and said as he gestured to the aunt.

The aunt looked at Ling Tian suspiciously, and then said, "Lose money......"

"How much?" Ling Tian didn't bother to dwell on, his mind was now full of questions and thoughts to ask this dead bald donkey, this aunt was really hard to talk about standing here.

When the aunt saw that Ling Tian was so happy, she suddenly had a small calculation in her heart, and said, "One thousand!"

"Three hundred, no more will be given to ......"

The aunt was angry and shouted, "At least five hundred ......."

"Deal!" Ling Tian immediately got up and rummaged through his wallet.

After the aunt left, Ling Tian stared at Monk Shi Yanfei with fire in his eyes, and said word by word, "Say, what did you do to me?"

"Uh...... It's nothing, the little monk just checked the donor's body......" Monk Shi Yanfei smiled.

Monk Shi Yanfei said that he checked Ling Tian's body, and Ling Tian was about to smoke when he was angry, what the hell do you mean?

Ling Tian picked up the pillow on the bed and smashed it, scolding in his mouth: "Your uncle, you dead bald donkey, are you still considered a monk?"

"The little monk is indeed a monk, what does the donor mean? I have a government certificate......" Monk Shi Yanfei was confused, and then groped in his arms for a long time, and actually found a green certificate.

"Fuck off, I'll just ask you, did you give me ......" Ling Tian said embarrassedly, "**......"

"What is that, can you eat it?"

Monk Shi Yanfei is a little cute and silly.

"Oh, it's Longyang's good!" Ling Tian shook his hand and simply said clearly.

"No, there is no ......" Monk Shi Yanfei shook his head, "The little monk is a monk, how can he do what kind of thing? Besides, even if he breaks the vows, he can't ...... with a man."

Monk Shi Yanfei gave Ling Tian a big white eye, which seemed to mean that you are really indecent in life, and you can do it with men.