Chapter 0408 The Ice Plain Witch Beast Avoids Guanyin, and the Antarctic Ghost Slave Becomes a Fart
Hui An faced the master who was illusory by incense/smoke and asked the master to show him. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The Bodhisattva said: "Disciple Hui'an, the teacher is now in the extremely barren ice field of Beiju Luzhou, and the evil demons are far away, and it is difficult for the teacher to find their traces. Since the Jade Emperor has a will, I will go directly to the North Heavenly Gate from Beiju Luzhou. ”
"Yes, Shizun has worked hard all the way, in the Extreme Desolate Ice Field, please be careful, don't fall for the plot of the evil demons!"
"I'm fine, how is your body?"
"The right side is all black, but the numbness is gone, even when you practice, the divine power will be absorbed by the black body. ”
"Well, I know, this time my teacher went to the heavenly court, went to see my master Venerable Rulai, and asked you about the Holy Law of Healing. ”
"Thank you, Master. ”
"Take good care of the Zen temple, and if there is any wind and grass, burn incense in time to inform. ”
"Yes!"
Hui'an came out of the master's dojo, went to the Wuxin Zen Temple, saw the Tai Bai Xing, and told the master to go directly to the North Heavenly Gate from the extremely barren ice field of Beiju Luzhou, and the Tai Bai Xing got the news, and his heart was settled, so he said goodbye, went out of the Guanyin Zen Temple, and the auspicious clouds flew up under his feet, and went to the South Heavenly Gate.
But it was said that in the cracks of the ice field in Beiju Luzhou, two pairs of eyes watched the white-clothed Guanyin Bodhisattva fluttering up, and the voice of Guanyin came faintly: "Evil obstacles, I know that you are hiding in this ice field, I will forgive you once this time, if you dare to do evil next time, I will kill you to the end in heaven and earth, and I will never spare it again." ”
Those two pairs of eyes watched with contempt as the shadow of Guanyin Bodhisattva faded away, and finally disappeared.
A voice scolded and said: "That old woman's skin is really thick enough, obviously she can't find us, but she is very arrogant and says something to forgive us, which is really ridiculous." ”
Another voice said flatteringly: "The king is right, Guanyin is a utilitarian woman who is unsympathetic, I think she dared to start even her lover in order to practice, tsk, if Buddhism comes to choose disciples, all of them are evil." Manjushri Puxian, originally a disciple of the original Tianzun, abandoned his master and followed the Buddha, and his conduct is difficult to say dignified. ”
The voice at the beginning laughed: "That's true, if you come to accept disciples, you have to accept evildoers, and Guanyin chooses scriptures, and the same also wants wicked people." Look at the Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng Hanqi and Li Xiong, which is not a famous villain. Only the people who learn the scriptures are a little better. ”
The flattering voice said: "If you come to collect the evildoers, the villains will naturally accept the evildoers, this is the tradition of the master." The monkey's notoriety was known to the Three Realms, but not only did they not kill him, but they also exchanged the five hundred years of suppression for the way to the fruit.
"That Zhu Bajie is even more of a cannibal and murderous person after being beaten down from the mortal realm, and Ao Jian, the son of the Dragon King of the West Sea, eats people to live in the Eagle Sorrow Stream.
"And the most ferocious is the sand monk, the quicksand river does not dare to be inhabited for hundreds of miles, and there are no fishing boats in the river, that is, he is addicted to eating people, and even Buddhist disciples eat it. He also cut off the heads of nine Buddhist disciples, ate all the flesh and blood, left nine skulls, strung them up and hung them around their necks to make necklaces, such wicked people, but Guanyin not only did not punish them, but took a fancy to them, so that they all came to be Buddhist disciples, protect the people who learned the scriptures, and after the success of the scriptures, they will get merit and fame, and achieve meritorious results. Tsk, this is called evil and good. ”
The previous voice snorted and said: "Antarctic Immortal Weng, Guanyin was good to you before, and you also helped her do a lot of things, the reincarnation of the golden cicada, the death of her parents, and the cultivation in Hongfu Temple in Chang'an are all masterpieces of your arrangement, and now you have been arrested by me, and I have detained the divine soul with divine magic, you just said these words to please me, you are so despicable and shameless." ”
The flattering voice smiled: "The master has taught a lesson, has a unique vision, hits the nail on the head, admires and admires." ”
With a whoosh, a man in black flew out of the crack in the ice field, who was Sanzang's senior brother Wu Li, and he was also the protector of the Ghost Emperor.
The person who flew out of the crack in the ice field immediately after him was also dressed in black, with a servile face and a smile on his face, it was Li Yuandao, the Antarctic Immortal Weng of the former Immortal Wind Dao Bone.
He was imprisoned by witchcraft and became a ghost slave, and the Jade Emperor wanted to discover his disappearance, usually thirteen days later.
One day in heaven and one year on earth. Thirteen days, that's thirteen years.
The Antarctic ghost slave followed the witch with a grin, lowered his head and said with a smile: "The master has great powers, and as soon as he makes a move, Guanyin will become a powder, but I don't know why the master wants to avoid it everywhere." ”
Wu Qian said: "I like to be chased by Guanyin. ”
The Antarctic ghost slave smiled: "The master is clever, clever, and unpredictable, and the disciple admires it very much." If one day the disciple can cultivate one-ten-thousandth of the master's supernatural power, the disciple will be willing to die. ”
Wu Qian said: "Bah, it stinks, it stinks." ”
The Antarctic ghost slave was stunned and said, "Master, what stinks?"
"Stinky fart, someone even let out stinky farts just now, it stinks, it stinks, what, didn't you hear it, a few big and loud stinky farts. ”
The Antarctic ghost slave said honestly: "Master, the disciple really didn't hear it at all. The disciples must be diligent in cultivating Taoism and strive to improve the Dao Heng of the ear technique, hoping that one day they will be able to reach the same one-ten-thousandth of the ear power as the master, and they can hear the smelly fart. ”
An old man's voice laughed: "When did the Antarctic Immortal become someone else's minion, in order to survive, he tried his best to flatter. ”
The witch and the Antarctic ghost slave looked around, but there was no one at all.
The witch beast shouted: "What kind of person, hide your head and shrink your tail, get out." ”
The old slave of Antarctica said angrily: "What kind of dog, dare to make my master angry, get out, look at me and smoke you." ”
Syllable!
A resounding slap in the face of the old slave in Antarctica, staggering him. At the same time a gentle breeze blew through the ice field, and then there was no vision.
The old slave of Antarctica was frightened, his soul was detained, and he was already particularly afraid of cold and timid.
The voice of the old slave in Antarctica trembled: "Senior Daozun, the disciple was offended by his words just now, please forgive me." If the senior Dao Zun has a place where he can use his disciples, he will go to the soup and go to the fire. ”
The witch looked closely, and saw a faint humanoid shadow in the low sky of the ice field, and this shadow merged with the ice field, like a snowflake among thousands of snowflakes.
To find a snowflake among thousands of snowflakes, it is impossible not to be a great supernatural person.
Wu Qi said: "Brother Dao is invited." "Bow to the faint shadow.
The shadow said: "The Ghost Emperor Protector is extinguished, get out of this ice field, and don't come back in the future." ”
Wu Qian smiled: "Brother Dao, even if you are as powerful as the Creator, I will treat you as a fart when you say it." In the Three Realms, including outside the Three Realms, there are only two people who can let me go, and you are not worthy!" )