readx; On this day, the Jade Emperor asked Yang Jian if he was a heavenly general: "How many days has Yang Jian been born?"

The heavenly general replied, "Just the next day." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The Jade Emperor asked, "What is the situation of this family?"

The Heavenly General thought that the Jade Emperor cared about Yang Jian's condition, so he said honestly: "Back to the Jade Emperor, the Niu family's economic situation is very bad. Right now, I'm afraid I won't be able to open the pot, and it's also the people who have eaten the last meal but not the next meal. ”

The Jade Emperor danced happily: "Okay, that's good, let him suffer and suffer in such a family, otherwise I don't know that my Jade Emperor is good to him, an ungrateful guy." ”

Tian will continue to report to the Jade Emperor: "According to your instructions from the Jade Emperor, I have arranged for the Niu family man to be deceived, and I have already made the Niu family woman angry, and she is not lightly ill, I am ready to inform the third watch of the Yama King to go to the Niu family to ask for her life." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he hurriedly shook his head: "No, no,"

The Heavenly General thought that the Jade Emperor had changed his decision to punish Yang Jian, and asked with a little surprise: "Jade Emperor, have you changed your mind?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head again: "How can I be, I am the Jade Emperor, how can I change my plan? Chrysostom Yuyan, letting a woman die now is not my original intention, and it will not hit Yang Jian at all? He doesn't understand anything now, and he has to wait for him to remember, and he has a sense of dependence on his mother, and then let this woman die, so that Yang Jian can suffer." You know what I mean?"

The heavenly general hurriedly flattered: "The Jade Emperor is high, the Jade Emperor is high." This trick is really powerful. "But he is scolding the Jade Emperor in his heart, you are really a ruthless and vicious guy.

The Jade Emperor suddenly asked the general: "Are you scolding me for being vicious in your heart?"

The heavenly general was frightened, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "No, no, you are the Jade Emperor, you can't hold your thick legs, where do you dare to scold? Even if you scold your father and mother, you can't scold the Jade Emperor?"

"Makes sense. The Jade Emperor smiled: "I'm just talking casually, look at you scared like that?"

The heavenly general wiped the sweat from his forehead and cautiously said: "My mother, you are a golden mouth, can you say it casually?"

The Jade Emperor said: "But there is a sentence in your words, I really don't like to listen to it, what are you holding thick legs? Are my legs thick? Is this praising me or hurting me?"

The heavenly general was a little embarrassed: "Then what do I say?

The Jade Emperor was even more unhappy: "Am I a horse? Isn't this slandering me? I am an immortal, how can I be a horse? Let me tell you, if you want to please people, it is an art, you have to make up for this lesson, and if you don't make up this lesson this year, you will not be able to eat." While he was talking, the Jade Emperor suddenly let out a fart.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly asked the general: "Does my fart stink?"

Tianjiang hurriedly said: "It doesn't stink, it doesn't stink, it doesn't stink at all." “

The Jade Emperor was furious: "Let your * fart, your fart won't stink." There is only one animal in this world that does not fart and does not stink, that is, a donkey, and the donkey's fart is not stinky, are you scolding me as a donkey in disguise?"

"Report to the Jade Emperor, report to the Jade Emperor, the smell has arrived, the smell has arrived. "The heavens will learn to be obedient, and the reaction is fast enough.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing: "Learn very fast, it seems that your head is not stupid, do it well, I will carry you." ”

The heavenly general didn't dare to stay any longer, because his underwear was already soaked, and he was really like a companion tiger, and if he made a slight mistake, he would be separated, so he made an excuse and said: "Emperor Yuyu, I have a trip to the mortal world?"

The Jade Emperor asked, "What's the matter?"

Tianjiang said: "The headache of the woman of the Niu family was arranged by me, where can I cure it in the mortal world?" The Jade Emperor doesn't want her to die now, I have to go and cure her illness,"

The Jade Emperor nodded: "Then you go, if you have something, send it to WeChat." ”

Only then was the Heavenly General able to leave the Heavenly Court and go out of the gate, only to take a long breath: "My mother, I'm scared to death." ”

The heavenly general saw that the man of the Niu family had already hurried to find Lang Zhong. Hurriedly turned into a Langzhong, carrying a medicine box on his back, and walked over to the Niu man.

The man of the Niu family hurriedly grabbed Lang Zhong's hand as if he had found a savior: "Hurry up and save my woman." Save my woman. ”

Lang Zhong, who will become the sky, pretended to be very busy: "Oh, unfortunately, I have already promised others, and I am in a hurry to go to the doctor." ”

"Please, treat my woman first, and then go. The man of the Niu family was so anxious that he was about to kneel down for him, so that he could talk about it

Tianjiang pretended to be helpless, and finally agreed to go to Niu's house: "Okay, I'll go with you." "I went to Niu's house with the Niu family's man.

The two of them were just about to walk into the courtyard of the Niu family, and the two members of the Gao family blocked the way: "Langzhong, my master's dog is sick, let's treat the dog first?"

The heavenly general asked: "Is it important to treat people, or is it important to treat dogs?" ”

"Of course it's important to cure dogs?" said the housekeeper without thinking;

The man of the Niu family said angrily: "You guys, you are too bullying. ”

"Hehe, my master's dogs are all wearing necklaces, what does your woman have?" said the family in a domineering manner, "If you know each other, get out of the way first and let Lang Zhong treat the dog." ”

"There's one thing I don't understand, and I'd like to take the liberty of asking. Tian Jiang said

"If you have a fart, don't try to grind. "The family is still so domineering.

"Is it true that people who don't have necklaces are inferior to dogs?"

"Of course. ”

"I don't think the two of you have a necklace, aren't they as good as dogs?"