On the streets of New York, Spider-Man, the superhero of the Midi people, is encountering the first and most tricky battle for him, dealing with the electric light and the rhinoceros alone, but these are not big things, the most terrible thing is that there is an extra Deadpool next to him who not only does not help but also keeps talking, even as Marvel's second chatter, Spider-Man also said that he can't concentrate on fighting at all.

The worst thing is that this Deadpool is actually talking next to him, but he doesn't mean to help at all!

Except for the reporters who are not afraid of death and the police who are forced to maintain order, the residents of this area have been evacuated, which makes Spider-Man have no worries about fighting the electric light man and the rhino man.

Of course, if there is no Marvel's No. 1 mouth cannon next to it, Spider-Man will be in a happier mood.

So, in the battle between Spider-Man and Electro Man and Rhino Man, we can see a Deadpool wearing a uniform similar to Spider-Man's and keep saying this.

"That's right, yes, Parker, that's it, with my legs, fuck the girl, I've been looking at the rhinoceros for a long time, let me tell you, last time I went to fuck a lot of rhinos by myself, you have to know how much I hate them, nest in the muddy water all day, yes, that's what you think, I'm a very clean man, after all, this is how I can be liked by the girls." ”

"Speaking of sisters, let me tell you about Parker, there's an agent named Natasha in S.H.I.E.L.D., tsk, that woman is really hot. You know, in the other universe I went to last time, Natasha saved me. I guess she's definitely in love with me, hehe."

"Parker, do you want to know another universe, I think that world is really strange, all the superheroes look at me unpleasantly, and in the end I killed them, including you little spider, it is really an unimaginable world, it is simply collapsed. But I think Natasha must be in love with me. Peter, do you think I'm taking action, but, a man as good as me. If you hang yourself from a tree, you won't be able to find other beautiful women in the future, Peter, do you want to listen to me?"

“”

Spider-Man directly sealed Deadpool's mouth cannon with a single shot of spider silk, and after instantly dodging a small car thrown by the rhino man, he yelled, "Wade." You know, I'm dealing with two tough guys right now, and if you don't help, forget it. Please don't keep buzzing in my ears, it's so annoying!"

"If you have a bad egg, you can help me deal with those two guys!"

"Hey Peter, don't you be so upset. Deadpool removed Spider-Man from the mask, and then said: "Life is so wonderful, and you are so irritable, we need to look at the flowers and trees of this world with an indifferent heart, and see how beautiful they are." ”

With a "bump", Spider-Man was thrown against the wall. Then he slid straight down the wall, looking at Deadpool who was still talking and cannon, he dodged and said helplessly: "Wade, if I can, I really want to kill you and throw you in the toilet bowl and flush it directly to the Pacific Ocean! Wade, why don't you go to be a duck!"

"It's a great idea!" Deadpool's eyes lit up, "It's a good way to make money and have a friendly game with a pretty girl, Peter, you're such a genius to come up with such a great idea!"

"Hey. Wade, it's more of those fat and ugly old women who want to be dissatisfied. You're just waiting to be crushed under their fat bodies and can't move!"

"Hey, little spider, you're disgusting!" thought of the scene Spider-Man had said. Deadpool shivered in disgust, he was so astringent, but he only likes beautiful women, and he is not sensitive to the fat and ugly aunt who is dissatisfied with his desires.

Taking advantage of Deadpool's disgusting side, Spider-Man, who had no one to disturb, hurriedly stepped forward to deal with Electro and Rhinoceros, but he was always in a state of suppression. After all, the two opponents are extremely powerful, and it can be said that he may not be able to win alone, let alone the two of them are now playing together.

Especially the ability suppression of the electric light man, Nima directly made him not even have the function of climbing the wall, which made it extremely difficult for him to fight, and the rhinoceros man, with a hard armor and brute strength, it can be said that Spider-Man does not have an advantage there.

So, he was once again gorgeously punched by the rhino man, and fell directly next to Deadpool.

"Hi Peter, are you alright. Deadpool said with a smile.

"It's okay, it's just that I'm dying. Spider-Man got up and said to Deadpool, "Wade, you still say you're an X-Men, but you don't want to help me when I fight so hard." ”

"It's a tough one. After all, the two of them didn't provoke me, so how could I deal with them casually. ”

"I think you think you can't beat them, so you back down. You're a coward, Deadpool!"

"Hey Peter, I'm not happy if you say that, I'm not an immortal Deadpool, and it's not easy to deal with the two of them!"

"Cut. Then you go!"

"I won't do it! they didn't mess with me!"

"Cut, coward!"

"I'm not a coward!"

"Then you go!"

"Go up!" Deadpool pulled out two vibranium knives from his back, as if he was about to rush forward, but without taking two steps, he turned back to Spider-Man and said, "Hehe, little spider, do you think I don't know the Chinese people's agitation methods, I won't be deceived by you, and if you can't say it, you won't be able to do it." ”

"That can't be helped. Spider-Man shrugged his shoulders, then the whole person moved, instantly took a vibranium knife from Deadpool in his hand, and said with a smile: "Wade, since you don't get it, then lend me your knife, and return it to you after I slaughter the rhinoceros!"

"Hey Peter, you thief and robber, hurry up and give me back my vibranium knife!" Deadpool saw that the red and blue figure had floated forward, and immediately launched an instant teleportation, but who knows, not only did he not stop Spider-Man, but the whole person moved to the front of the electric light man.

"Ahem, man, I'm Wade, Deadpool, hehe"

"Spider-Man's friends, give me death!"

"Wow, I don't know any Spider-Man. Whoa"

The electric light man looked at the hippie smiling Deadpool, who was already inferior, and he was even more unhappy, and a powerful electric light directly made Deadpool scream.

"Wade is pathetic. Spider-Man just shrugged his shoulders when he saw it, he knew that Wade was immortal, and no matter how much electricity he used, he would continue to deal with the rhino man. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for the recommendation vote, your support is my biggest motivation ......) (To be continued.) )>