On a clear day, oh no, it should be a dirty nun in the woods when the lights are blinding, this is simply the rhythm of a horror movie, what is the difference between Sadako getting out of the TV? Tang Sen was startled, and almost shot the chopsticks in his hand as a hidden weapon.

The nun also seemed to sense Tang Sen's urge to shoot a dark weapon, and quickly used the pu fan in her hand as a shield and blocked it in her face.

"Will you still have a hidden weapon? It doesn't look like Sadako!" Tang Sen breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, I said that you nun is so infamous, don't drill in the woods at night, okay." ”

"The poor nun was so hungry that he had to find something to eat in the grass. The dirty nun removed the fan, raised her face and smirked at Tang Sen: "Can you give a few pieces of luncheon meat to the poor nuns?"

Tang Sen saw her face clearly, it was very dirty and dark, I don't know how long it had been unwashed, her hair was so dirty that it stuck together, I don't know if there were lice in it, she belonged to the "most unlikable woman type No.1", if there was only Tang Sen and this nun left in the world, let the two of them shoulder the heavy responsibility of reproducing human beings, Tang Sen decided to let the human race perish.

Or, if Townsend is Adam and the nun is Eve, and the two of them have to steal the apple to put humanity on the stage of history...... The apples were all hung on the trees in good shape, and the human race had never been born.

Tang Sen had no choice but to look away and said with a wry smile: "People who are away from home have to help each other, and it's okay to give you luncheon meat, but you have to sit away from the pot, don't let the lice on your body jump into the pot." ”

Speaking of this, Tang Sen suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, jumped up suddenly, flipped the table and said: "I'll rub, I almost missed the point, you are obviously a nun, why are you asking me for lunch meat? Aren't you afraid of breaking the meat vow?"

After getting along with a group of unknown people for a long time, Tang Sen found that he was becoming more and more unable to grasp the point, it was dangerous to go on like this, and his life would develop in an inexplicable direction, which must be corrected quickly.

The dirty nun came over with a smile: "If the poor nun doesn't quit meat, of course she can eat luncheon meat." ”

"Not quit?" Tang Sen frowned, "It seems to be a fake nun." ”

"Not necessarily. The nun smiled and said, "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in his heart...... The poor nun is not a fake nun, but the way of practicing is different. ”

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in his heart?" Tang Sen repeated this sentence, and faintly felt that this sentence was very familiar in his heart, as if he had heard it somewhere...... Of course, it is possible that he is just an ordinary beggar.

However, no matter what kind of identity it is, Townsend will treat it well and will not discriminate. Because of his mother's young age and unmarried childbirth, Townsend was hurt when he was a child, how could he hurt others in the same way?

Tang Sen took out a small stainless steel bowl, picked out a few pieces of luncheon meat from the pot, added a large sandwich of noodles, handed it to the dirty nun and said, "Eat it while it's hot." ”

The dirty nun laughed, took the bowl, only heard a few sounds of "sigh huhu", the bowl in her hand was empty, this woman ate so fast, as if she had been hungry for hundreds of years.

"Do you want more?"

"Yes!" the dirty nun didn't seem to know what politeness meant.

Tang Sen didn't mind that she ate too much, it was a big deal to cook it again, so he added another bowl to her and handed it over.

The food in the pot was decreasing, but neither Sun Wukong nor Xiao Bailong raised any opinions, as if no one was competing with them for food. Tang Sen felt the strangeness of the atmosphere, and was even more sure that this nun was not an ordinary person.

After eating the third bowl, the dirty nun finally patted her stomach with satisfaction and said with a smile: "You are a good person." ”

"Not necessarily. Tang Sen suddenly said half-seriously and half-jokingly: "If you are an ordinary nun, I am a good person who generously gives you food." But if you're a powerful hermit, then I'm taking advantage of you...... If you eat my things, hurry up and give me benefits, do you have any magic cheats? For example, the Nine Yin True Scripture, the Rulai Divine Palm, the Dugu Nine Swords, etc., quickly take them out and give them to me, don't pretend to be forced anymore. ”

"Hahahaha!" The dirty girl nun looked up to the sky and laughed, and the pu fan in her hand also trembled: "Guanyin is really right, you guy is not easy to fool, and you don't give face to your predecessors at all...... I guessed that I might be a god or Buddha, but I still spoke so politely. ”

Tang Sen smiled: "Yo, so you admit it, which god are you?"

The dirty nun lay on the ground with her legs crossed, her movements were very unsightly, but she was dirty and full of lice jumping around, and no man would be interested in seeing anything that shouldn't be seen, just listen to her and say: "The poor nun's surname is Li, and her legal name is Daoji." ”

"Li Daoji?" Tang Sen pondered the name in his heart for a long time, and suddenly woke up: "Jigong Living Buddha!"

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "You finally recognized it, my old grandson already recognized her, but I didn't bother to say hello." ”

Xiao Bailong nodded obediently and didn't speak, but the meaning was clear, she had already recognized it.

Tang Sen glanced at Sun Wukong angrily, and didn't say anything if he knew, you guy begged to fight. However, when he looked at the little white dragon, his eyes were much more harmonious, and it didn't matter if the little white dragon didn't say it, everyone was beautiful and loved, and he couldn't bear to scold.

This kind of differential treatment is simply frustrating, and Sun Wukong almost jumped up.

Tang Sen didn't bother to pay attention to Sun Wukong, and meditated in his heart: No wonder this female nun is dirty and smelly, no wonder this guy has drunk and flesh through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in his heart, isn't this exactly what Jigong Living Buddha looks like?

But...... Jigong should be "public", right?

"Hee-hee, it was indeed Jigong before...... However, all living Buddhas, the gender is always not guaranteed to be the same from generation to generation, maybe the previous life was reincarnated as a man, and this life was reincarnated as a woman...... So, don't care about the details, don't call me Jigong in this life, just call me Jidian. ”

Tang Sen wiped a handful of sweat, and suddenly had a question in his throat, not asking unpleasantly: "Do you have any memories of your past life?" Could it be that you are obviously a daughter, but you have the memories of a man's body, so the two memories are blended together, making it neither male nor female." Similarly...... Miss Rulai is also a living Buddha, will she also be a daughter, but have a man's heart? By the way, there is also the Jade Emperor......

"Hahaha, you think too much! I don't have the memory of the previous life, I only retain the mana of the previous life, and in this life I am undoubtedly a woman, with a slender daughter's heart. Lying on the dirty dirt ground, she didn't mind ants crawling on her legs, it was hard to believe that she had a daughter's heart, and Townsend had the urge to strip her naked to see if she was a man or a woman, but she was covered in lice and jumped around, and she didn't even want to touch a corner of her clothes, and it was impossible to undress.

Ji Dian smiled and said: "You don't read the Buddhist scriptures, you don't know the true meaning of the six realms of reincarnation, the reincarnation of the living Buddha, not only to save people, but also to save the ...... The process of reincarnation is also a process of washing oneself, so I was me in the previous life, I was not me in the previous life, I am the real me in this life, countless I am me, and countless I am not my ......"

When Tang Sen heard this, he became angry: "Hey, Sister Guanyin's chattering words have been complained by me, and you are here again......?"

"Ahem......" was ruthlessly interrupted by Tang Sen, and Ji Dian smiled awkwardly: "Okay, to put it simply, I am no longer in my previous life, and I am who I am now." Marrying relatives, you don't have to worry about marrying a Rulai girl in the west only to find out that she is a man, and the poor nun can guarantee that she is a fake woman, just like the poor nuns. ”

It's bad to be dirty and smelly like you, and it's bad to be covered in lice! Miss Rulai can only have a ghost when she gets married, and Tang Sen almost jumped. As for the fake exchange, is it reliable? On the wedding night, I married a man back, and I was ruthlessly beaten with chrysanthemums, is it still useful to change it the next day?

"So, let's get to the point!" Townsend's serious question, "What are you coming to me for? ”