The sixth eighty-fourth cute, Maitreya Buddha's love letter

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Tang Sen looked up at the exit above, and said a little worriedly: "Where did you open this exit? Wouldn't it be some kind of bathroom? In case we climb up and happen to see Maitreya Buddha, a dead fat man, taking a bath, the picture should not be too beautiful." ”

Eighth Sister Zhu was not happy when she heard this, and snorted: "We are engaged in a righteous cause, defeating evil, and returning the world to a prosperous world, at this time, do you still mind if you will see a fat man taking a bath?

Tang Sen Khan: It's because it's a man that you can't watch that picture, okay? I don't mind seeing it when I take a beautiful shower, but a dead fat man taking a bath, this Nima is definitely something that any normal man doesn't want to see.

Sister Guanyin said: "Don't worry, this exit is not so infamous, because Miss Rulai knows to sit in front of the TV and play games all day long, I later changed the tunnel exit, which leads directly to the corner of the hall of her room, where you can monitor her game console." Don't worry about seeing fat people taking a bath. ”

Hearing this, Tang Sen finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Then let's go!"

Climbing up along the authentic "chimney mouth", after a while, she touched an iron plate on the top of her head, and Sister Guanyin carefully pushed the iron plate up a little bit, only revealing a crack, and then motioned for Tang Sen to come and see.

Townsend put his eyes in front of the slit and looked out, his field of vision was very narrow, but he could still see the general situation in the room, this tunnel exit was indeed in the far corner of the room, and it was precisely because it was in the corner that he could just see the situation of the whole room. I saw that there were many bookshelves in the room, but instead of books, there were stacks of game CDs, packed in beautiful boxes, side by side.

"Summer Memories Girls' Version", "Heartbeat Meets Girls Version", "Street Fighter IV", "Dark Souls 3" ...... Tang Sen just swept his eyes and found many masterpieces on the shelves, if my mother was here, how excited would I be to see the CD here?

Fortunately, Townsend was just a pseudo-house, not a real senior house, and he was not fanatical about these things, so he continued to peek into the room.

Soon, Tang Sen discovered Maitreya Buddha, this guy was still the same as he saw when he was in Xiaoleiyin Temple and Fengxian Town, he was fat and looked like a big fat pig, he was lying on the table, holding a brush in his hand, frowning and thinking hard.

Sister Guanyin bit Tang Sen's ear and said, "This thing seems to be writing something, and now I can't write it when I encounter a problem." ”

Tang Sen nodded: "Maybe he is writing an essay to denounce Heavenly Court......

Sister Guanyin smiled: "Do you want to jump out and clean him up now." ”

Tang Sen frowned and thought for a while: "This guy is a Buddha level after all, a few of us together may not be able to beat him, it's better to wait for a good opportunity to sneak attack." ”

As soon as he said this, he saw Maitreya Buddha slap it the table, then grabbed a piece of paper and crumpled it into a ball, and threw it casually. Tang Sen was attracted by this action, and only then did he realize that there were actually many paper balls thrown in the room, thrown everywhere, there were four or five paper balls next to the tunnel entrance alone, and it seemed that Maitreya Buddha had been writing for a long time.

"He seems to be very dissatisfied with what he has written, and he has already kneaded a lot. Sister Guanyin smiled: "It seems that this crusade is not very easy to write. ”

Tang Sen nodded and said: "He is a shameful power-grabber, and we are the righteous side, since ancient times, it has been difficult for villains to write essays, because his behavior is simply untenable, and there is no place to reason." How can an essay be written in a straightforward manner?"

Sister Guanyin grinned and said, "Let's pick up a paper ball and come back to see what he wrote." ”

Townsend nodded, gently lifted the iron plate at the entrance of the tunnel a little up, widened the gap, and then reached out to grab the paper ball...... In normal times, you can get the paper ball back with a small spell, but Maitreya Buddha is sitting here, and using any spell fluctuation may attract his attention, so it is most reliable to reach out and get it.

The paper balls were caught, and Tang Sen didn't do anything, and he picked up all the four or five paper balls at the entrance of the tunnel.

Back in the tunnel, the girls all gathered around, and Townsend gently unfolded a paper ball.

Sister Guanyin read by the way: "Dear Wen Susu, you are the lighthouse in my heart, you are the crow flying in the sky, I am the yellow dog chasing on the ground, please accept my burning love...... Flutter!" Sister Guanyin read this, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

"What is this?" the little white dragon girl's face changed drastically.

Tang Sen wiped a handful of sweat and said, "I'll wipe it, if I'm not bad as expected, this thing is...... It is a love letter written by Maitreya Buddha to Wen Susu. ”

Everyone sweated together.

Zhu Bajie said with a calm face: "Now I understand why Wen Susu betrayed Miss Rulai, it turns out that she and Maitreya Buddha are actually a pair of dog men and women who are in cahoots." ”

Tang Sen Khan said: "This ...... This is not very likely, judging from the context of this love letter, Maitreya Buddha has not yet pursued success. ”

Sister Guanyin also nodded and said: "That's right, it is precisely because they have not been embarrassed that they need to write love letters, and if they have already committed adultery, then they don't need love letters." Quick, look at what is written in the other few paper balls. ”

Tang Sen had no choice but to open the second paper ball, only to see that it was written: "Dear Wen Susu, since I saw you for the first time, I have fallen in love with you deeply, your graceful figure, delicate facial features, and elegant conversation...... No matter which point touched me deeply, I am willing to light up the stars in the sky for you, scoop up the moon in the sea for you, I am willing to give you whatever you want...... If you don't dislike it, can you be my girlfriend?"

"Vomit...... I want to throw up. Sister Guanyin clutched her stomach with an uncomfortable expression.

Tang Sen Khan said: "This love is written well, why do you want to vomit when you read it?"

Sister Guanyin said: "The key question is not the content, but the person who wrote it, imagine the situation when a fat-faced dead fat man hands you a love letter like this?"

It's good that Sister Guanyin didn't say this, but as soon as she said it, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Xiao Bailong had different degrees of nausea at the same time, and the three sisters almost vomited.

Sister Guanyin said again: "Then again, if this love letter was written to me by Xiao Jin, the situation would be different. ”

As soon as she said this, several girls imagined at the same time that Tang Sen personally handed them the love letter, Sun Wukong was immediately overjoyed, and Xiao Bailong was shy, only Zhu Bajie's face was full of ordinary color, and she seemed unmoved, but at least she didn't show a look of disgust.

Townsend wiped a handful of sweat, this Nima ...... also said that men only like beautiful girls, but in fact, women don't just like handsome guys, it's really half a catty, don't spray anyone.

"Hey, I said are you off topic?" Tang Sen grabbed a few girls and shook them twice: "Let's grasp the key point, let's study how to raid Maitreya Buddha...... Now our tunnel entrance is in the corner of the room, and Maitreya Buddha's position is in front of the desk, at least four meters away, such a distance, who can be sure to jump out of the tunnel and slap his palm on his vital point?"

Several girls glanced at each other, and then shook their heads at the same time and said, "We can't sneak attack a Buddha-level enemy from a distance of four meters, we can't ......do it."

Tang Sen estimated his strength, and also felt that he was full of suspense, after all, there were four meters, with the sensitivity of the Buddha level, it was impossible to sneak attack him at such a distance, unless he could quietly touch within three feet behind him without being noticed, otherwise he didn't want to succeed in the sneak attack.

Tang Sen suddenly had an idea: "By the way, I have a way." ”

"Hmm, what's the solution?" the girls hurriedly asked.

Tang Sen said to Sister Guanyin: "This time I have to trouble Sister Guanyin, please go out of the tunnel, find a separate exit, go to the main door of the room, and then turn into Wen Susu and knock on the door generously, since Maitreya Buddha likes Wen Susu, then you can easily approach him by becoming her, and then kill him with one blow." ”

"It's a little hard. Sister Guanyin said: "That guy is a Buddha-level, he has opened his eyes, the ordinary change technique is useless at all, he can see at a glance that I am a fake." ”

"No!" Tang Sen smiled: "Although he has opened his eyes, he may not dare to look at you, when a man has a crush on a woman, he usually does not dare to look directly at the woman's face, only dares to look at her secretly from a distance, if you keep staring at him, his eyes will definitely look away, dare not look directly at your face." ”

Tang Sen continued: "If he doesn't look at your face and only dares to look at your body, then he shouldn't be able to tell whether you are Guanyin or Manjushri, because the body, clothing, and movements of your four bodhisattvas are actually very similar, and the only difference is your face." ”

Tang Sen woke up the dreamer with a word, and the girls said at the same time: "This plan is wonderful!"

"Go ahead. Tang Sen finally added: "Even if he sees through that you are a fake, and you have successfully attracted his attention to the door, we can also quietly climb out of the tunnel at this time, and then attack you back and forth, attacking his vital point." ”

Sister Guanyin thought about it carefully, and sure enough, she felt that this was foolproof, she smiled: "Okay, you guys are waiting in the tunnel, I'll go around to the front, turn into Wen Susu and knock on the door again, and after a while, we will be able to kill Maitreya Buddha in one fell swoop." ”

Tang Sen said in a low voice: "Be careful in everything, forget if you don't succeed, you must ensure your own safety." ”

Sister Guanyin smiled sweetly: "By the way, let's agree on a code to join forces to attack Maitreya Buddha...... Well, how about smashing the cup and attacking at the same time?"

Tang Sen smiled: "I like to break the cup!" ”

Sister Guanyin nodded, burrowed into the tunnel, and disappeared into the dark tunnel. (To be continued.) )