Chapter 2 Pei Yuan Dan
The butcher withdrew his divine sense and calmed his agitation! This kind of physique must be kept under the door no matter what, even if it is abducted and deceived, this little guy must be taken away! If you can't cheat it, you have to rob it.
So someone put on a look that he thought he was very kind, and smiled: "Little one, what is your name, and will you worship me as a teacher?"
In the fairy world, if my butcher wants to accept apprentices, as long as he says a word, then he will not be able to rank from the Eastern Emperor Heaven to the Elysian Paradise! Collecting this little guy is not a piece of cake.
Who knows, the little immature voice is a black line that fills the butcher's head!"What is an apprentice? Can you eat it? Is it a beauty?"
The butcher was so entangled! He almost didn't fall to the ground! Who taught this child? In his youth, he had a good time, and he taught the myth of the future of the fairy world to be this virtue.
How old is this child? Four or five years old! Does he know what a beautiful woman is at such a young age? It is really unforgivable! Anger is anger, but the child still has to be taken away, and he coughs dryly: "Son! You are my student." I will teach you many, many things! Let you soar in the heavens and the earth, turn your hands into clouds and cover your hands into rain, and make your hands and feet fall apart. Would you like to worship me as a teacher?
Xiao Budian was even more puzzled, and a few question marks appeared in his mind, and he muttered to himself: "Soaring in the heavens and the earth, turning over your hands for clouds and covering your hands for rain, and the landslides and the ground cracked between your gestures?"
One stumbled, and the butcher fell to the ground, and he was defeated by this little fellow! What do you think of your little head? Why do you always remember to eat, and you are still beautiful?
The butcher's head was full of black lines, and he continued to deceive: "As long as you learn what I teach you, it is to have beautiful women and beautiful women, and to eat what you want to eat." And a lot more, how about it? Are you willing to learn from me now?"
The entanglement in my heart, after accepting so many apprentices, I have never been so tired! I have to be more tired than fighting, at least fighting, I can let out my depression. But this ...... What's it called......
"As long as there are beautiful women and food, I am willing. But I have to go back to the village and ask my grandfather, and if he agrees, I'll learn from you." The little puzzled face slowly turned into elation and happiness.
How happy is the butcher Sensei! This little guy doesn't know anything, doesn't your grandfather understand things either? You know, you mortals are very eager for cultivating immortals and being immortal! As long as you agree, your grandfather will not be a problem.
So, a super master in the fairy world was very imageless, like a child picking up candy and said happily: "Well, the little guy is not bad, I know how to ask the opinions of the elders, let's go, take me to meet your grandfather." ”
If his expression was seen by the old friends and apprentices of the butcher of the fairy world, his jaw would definitely drop in surprise! Is this still the butcher they knew? No one who knew him had ever seen him smile, and he had a cold face on everyone, as if everyone owed him money.
As soon as Xiao Budian and the butcher reached the entrance of the village, they saw an old man knitting something intently. Xiao Budian jumped up and down to the old man, got into his arms, and shouted happily, "Grandpa, I'm back." ”
The old man put down the work in his hand and smiled kindly! A big calloused hand stroked the little dot that kept rolling in his arms, and his voice was slightly reproachful, and said: "Where are the fish going to play again? Look at what you have sunned? It's as black as the bottom of a pot!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem, ......ahem!" A cough broke the happy atmosphere, and the butcher stood there with an unhappy face, thinking: "Do you grandparents and grandchildren still know how to respect the elderly? Do you still know how to treat the elderly? I am thousands of years old, and I have been standing here for a long time, and I have not been greeted. Isn't it too much? It's rude!"
When the old man saw the butcher, his face was full of embarrassment, and he said embarrassedly: "Little Lao'er let the distinguished guests see the joke, my surname is Zhang, and I am Yu'er's grandfather." Pls are you ......"
"Looking at you grandchildren, I'm really envious!" the butcher introduced himself, "My name is Lin Zhentian! Passing by here, I found that the little guy has wonderful roots and bones, which is the best choice for cultivation. So, I want to take him into the fairy world, I don't know what my brother thinks?"
Looking at the shocked peasant farmer, the butcher was extremely satisfied! He secretly thought in his heart: "Now that you know my origin, do you dare to snub me?"
Grandpa Zhang, who looked shocked, was indeed shocked! muttered to himself: "Brother, the fairy world, let the fish cultivate immortals?"
Grandpa Zhang, who was shocked, immediately looked angry, grabbed a wooden stick used for weaving and dressing up for farm work, protected the fish behind him, and yelled at the butcher: "Okay, you gossipy and demagogic trafficker, you want to cheat my fish?
What an international joke, my wife died a few years ago! My children are all out there, and I can't adapt to the environment of the city, so I have to stay in the countryside. Finally, there is a fish with me, and now you are going to come and deceive him, and I don't fight with you, who will you fight with? If you take the fish, you might as well take my life with you. Besides, you're making excuses, can you please find a better excuse?
The old man held a wooden stick in one hand and protected Xiao Budian in the other, and said viciously: "Look at your bird-like appearance, dressed like an idiot." If you were an immortal, I would be the Jade Emperor! If I believed you, I would be either a nervous or an idiot. ”
I thought that if I told my origin and identity, this old guy would not have to obediently let his grandson go with me......?
What kind of strange pair are these grandfathers and grandchildren? The younger one only knows how to eat and beautiful women, but the old one is quite unreasonable; the other is a second commodity who doesn't know anything.
What the hell is this called! If I stay in the fairy world, I ...... Hey, forget it! For the sake of my precious apprentice, I will endure it! A smile that was more ugly than crying was squeezed out of his face, and he said embarrassedly: "Brother, don't be impulsive, don't ......."
Before the butcher could finish speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Grandpa Zhang, "Who is your brother?" Hurry up, or I will call the police, arrest you, and let you eat free meals. If you were an immortal, I would be the Jade Emperor. ”
"I don't care what you are the Jade Emperor or the Jade Emperor...... the butcher's face kept changing, suppressing the anger in his heart, he has been crisscrossing the immortal world for more than ten thousand years, when has he ever suffered such a nest?
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and said coldly: "Today, if it weren't for the fact that you are my precious apprentice's grandfather, I wouldn't ......."
"Humph!"
A cold snort exploded in Mr. Zhang's ears like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, making the old man feel like he was falling into an ice cellar. The hairs on my body stood on end, and I thought, "God, don't you play with me! It doesn't matter if I'm sick, but what about my five-year-old grandson? The most important thing is that there is still a human-trafficker who doesn't seem to be normal!"
The old man didn't know that all this was caused by the abnormal-looking trafficker in front of him, and he thought he was sick.
The butcher didn't care what the old fellow was thinking, and his head turned. Suddenly pointed to a very large stone, and said expressionlessly: "Have you seen this big stone, let alone seventy or eighty thousand catties!"
The old man rolled his eyes! I have lived in this past few decades, and I don't know that there is a stone here? I want you to remind me! I have already made up my mind that even if I fight this old bone, I can't let this abnormal madman and human trafficker take the fish away.
But then an amazing scene appeared. Nothing happened, but the unusual-looking trafficker walked up to the boulder and put his left hand on the surface of the stone, which actually lifted up from the ground and raised it above his head. Holding the stone, he came to the old man's eyes lightly.
At this time, the old man rubbed his eyes vigorously, and his mouth opened into an O-shape! The old man knew this stone, and he used it when he built his house in the past. When it came time to take this stone, the tools used were broken a lot, and finally I had to give up and go a little farther away to take the stone! You can imagine how hard and heavy this stone is.
What is the situation with the big stone in this man's hand, as if it had no weight? And the butcher looked at him lightly and said contemptuously: "Do you see this big stone? I can turn him into powder with just one breath, do you believe it or not?"
After speaking, he gently blew on the stone, and the stone instantly turned into dust and drifted with the wind. Strangely, no matter which direction the wind blew, there was no dust at all within a two-meter radius of them.
Old Man Zhang can't be described as shocked at this time, he can only be described as incredible. His face was full of doubts and disbelief, no, could it be that the stone had weathered and had no weight? That's why he blew it into ashes in one breath? This reason seems to be a little unbelieving himself.
plucked up enough courage and said cowardly: "Immortals are not all changeable and can fly... Before Old Man Zhang could finish speaking, in his eyes, this abnormal human trafficker and madman suddenly appeared with white clouds under his feet.
With a move of his hand, as if there was a suction force, the two of them fell uncontrollably on top of the white clouds! Suddenly, a visible aura surrounded the three of them, and the white clouds slowly rose towards the sky.
Old Man Zhang can't speak anymore, and now his face is just full of incredulity! This touch, that pinch, everything is so fresh and curious, and the sound of laughter is endless.
An Air Force fighter jet returning from a mission. A UFO appears in the pilot's field of view and quickly disappears. The pilot immediately picked up the communication equipment and shouted: "Falcon calls base, falcon calls base!" ”
"Base received, please speak. "Voices are coming from the pager.
The pilot panicked and said, "The falcon has found a UFO, over." ”
"What? ”
"The falcon has spotted a UFO! The pilot repeated again.
After a few seconds, I heard a voice from the communication device: "Falcon, you must keep up with the UFO, and do everything you can to see the opportunity!"
"Falcon received!" No matter how much the pilot searched, he never found anything! Even though this fighter plane already had the most advanced equipment in the world, it still could not capture the slightest bit of information about the flying object, so he could only truthfully return to the base.
The three butchers returned to the ground and said proudly to the two of them: "How is it, little brother, do you believe that I am an immortal now, even your most advanced flying creatures cannot compare with me." Moreover, this is still a matter of the physique of your ancestors and grandchildren! Otherwise, this distance can be reached in the blink of an eye. ”
The old man still hasn't recovered from the flight just now! he still feels light, he feels that he has no weight at all, and a gust of wind can easily blow him away. The old man couldn't make up his mind now, and asked suspiciously, "Are you really an immortal?"
The butcher's face turned ugly in an instant! I thought to myself, I've done it all this way, why doesn't this old guy believe it, what do you want? I'm already like this, and you're still like that! What the hell do I want for you?
So the butcher made a straight face, and his right hand was slowly stretched out! A plain black pill stayed quietly in the palm of his hand. Although it is plain, it is not as bright as the legendary glow!
The medicinal fragrance emitted by this medicine made the old man feel shocked and refreshed. Although the old man didn't know what the use of this medicine was, the old man knew that this medicine must not be ordinary. Just smelling it makes people feel a hundred times more refreshed, if you take it, wouldn't it ......
The old man didn't dare to think about it anymore, and could only look at the butcher with a puzzled face, "...... is this?"
The butcher was so angry with the old guy in front of him that he lost his patience! His face was unhappy, "This Dan is called 'Pei Yuan Dan'." ”