Sixth, zero, let's ask for rain
Update at 8 p.m.
Huyanjue Luo Yi was actually anxious, three steps and two steps ran to the Shentai built yesterday, Tang Sen and his entourage of course also followed to see the excitement, only to see Huyanjue Luo Yi put on a golden robe again, the treasure was solemn, sitting on the Dharma platform and chanting words, the wooden fish knocked loudly, and a Buddha bead kept twisting and twisting in his hand...... After a while, the sky was once again full of golden light, and several golden-clothed Arhats faintly appeared in the sky again, looking at their appearance, as if they were the Arhats who came yesterday.
Huyanjue Luo Yi said respectfully: "Arhat envoy, the little monk has come to trouble you again, yesterday ...... Ahem, yesterday's request for rain ......"
As soon as he started, an arhat rudely interrupted him: "Needless to say, last night we submitted the petition form to our superiors, and we were actually scolded by the superior department...... Saying that the three-year drought in Fengxian County is self-inflicted, and it is not worthy of sympathy at all, and now your tribute has been thrown back, and you can pick it up yourself. ”
After saying this, there was a burst of golden light on the table, and a large number of tributes appeared on the table, which were the game CDs and anime DVDs that had disappeared yesterday.
Huyan Jue Luo Yi's whole person was Spartan: "No, this is impossible...... Every time the Buddha would smile happily at these tributes, why did he throw them back this time?"
"Hmph, it's all said that it's self-inflicted. Several Arhats unhappily despised the county guard and his party kneeling below, and snorted coldly: "We can't control this matter, and the Buddha won't care about it, you guys can play where it's cool." ”
After speaking, the golden-clothed Arhat suddenly disappeared, and there was no trace of him again.
Huyanjue Luo Yi stood stupidly on the altar, stood for a while before reacting, and shouted, "Arhat messenger." Please don't go, please tell me in detail, the little monk can try to remedy it......"
Where will the golden-clothed Arhat pay attention to him, he will not appear at all. Huyanjue Luo Yi hurriedly picked up the wooden fish to knock it, and twisted the Buddha beads constantly, and recited the scriptures that summoned the gods in his mouth. However...... It's useless, if the arhat can't say it, it won't come out, the sky is empty, and he can't see anything.
Huyanjue Luo Yi screamed, fell to the ground, and muttered: "It's over, 10 million is gone...... Ten million, gone...... Why? Why, exactly?"
The county guard and his men in the audience also looked stupid, and after a while. The county shou screamed: "It's over, the golden-clothed arhat actually ignored us, and even the Buddha said that we were to blame? What did we do? To be so spurned by the Buddha?"
Several of his subordinates even cried out: "Buddha, why are you so cruel to you because I am so devout?"
Hearing them cry miserably, Townsend couldn't help but frown. This thing is unusual, really unusual, Miss Rulai should be a good girl, right? Otaku girls are good people. No bad guys came. (Note, there are often book friends who spray their father-in-law.) said that the father-in-law favors the housegirl and despises ordinary women, the father-in-law must explain here that this is Tang Sen's opinion, not equal to the father-in-law's opinion. My father-in-law has always believed that girls are all good. Of course, the premise is that this girl likes her father-in-law, ahem...... )
Tang Sen was very strange in his heart: why could Miss Rulai sit back and watch the drought of a county for three years? If she didn't know before, now that the golden-clothed arhats have gone to spread the word, she is still indifferent. And it's a bit strange to say that the people here are to blame. It doesn't make sense to be reasonable, but there is a deeper reason in it?
At present, the reason for this cannot be explored, but as long as Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie try it, they may be able to find some signs. So Tang Sen gently patted Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie's shoulders: "Now it's your place." ”
Sun Wukong nodded and agreed.
Sister Zhu's eyes also lit up: "Hehe, it seems that although something happened a little unexpectedly, in the end, it should be my beauty or mine, wahahaha, no one can snatch it...... I'm going to beg for rain, and I want to see the beauties of Fengxian County bathing in the rain, ahhh ”
The two Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie got up and walked side by side to the county guard.
The county guard was kneeling on the ground at this time, his hands on the ground, and his standard frustrated body bent forward.
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand to pat him, but suddenly remembered that he hadn't taken a bath for three years, so he quickly pulled his hand, kicked him on the ass with his little foot and said, "Hey, county guard, get up quickly, why are you going to die or live?" Don't cry, stand up and stroke, and then it's my turn to ask for rain for you." ”
The county guard glanced back at them, and said with teary eyes, "It's useless...... It's useless...... No matter who asks for rain or what method is used to ask for rain, in the end, the Buddha will nod his head and agree, since the Buddha has refused to help us, it is useless for anyone to do things. ”
"Cut, I don't like to hear what you say. Sun Wukong snorted: "Who told you that only the Buddha can rain in this world? There is another way, it can also rain heavily, my old Sun will just be able to do that, well, this stupid woman named Zhu Bajie will also." ”
County Shou Daqi: "What else can be done?"
Sun Wukong snorted: "There are also the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas who can also rain, as long as they are invited, they can rain here." ”
"This ......" the county guard looked confused: "The Dragon King of the Four Seas...... Is that...... Cough...... That is the immortal who belongs to the management of the heavenly court, right? Our Tianzhu country has always been a country where Buddhism is prevalent, we all only believe in the Great Leiyin Temple, and we only ask for the Buddha when there is something...... This one...... 'M afraid...... When the Dragon King of the Four Seas heard that he had come to Tianzhu Country to travel to the clouds and rain, he was not very willing to come. ”
Sun Wukong and Eighth Sister Zhu laughed together: "Other people may not be able to invite the Dragon King of the Four Seas, but if we want to invite it, it is not difficult at all." ”
Where is the county keeper willing to believe.
Huyanjue Luo Yi also came down from the high platform at this time, he was very unwilling to fail, and when he heard Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie say that they could invite the Dragon King of the Four Seas, he couldn't help but sneer: "Don't talk nonsense, even if you know some spells that attract the gods, you can usually ask the Dragon King of the Four Seas to help, but this is the border of Tianzhu Country, they won't come when they hear your spell, and it's useless to send a good tribute...... It's like if there is no toilet paper in the men's toilet for three years, and you call a woman to bring toilet paper in, do you think that woman will come? The men's toilet is a forbidden place where they don't want to set foot in half a step......
"I'm rubbing, this metaphor!" the people around him fell to the ground in an instant.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were also stunned by his powerful metaphorical technique, and it took a while to wake up, Sun Wukong stretched out his thumb and said: "Monk, although your ability to ask for rain is commonplace, but the metaphorical technique is simply devastating, I suggest that you give up being a monk and write a novel, maybe you can achieve something." When the time comes, the manuscript fee is 10 million or something, and you can easily start it, and you don't have to beg for rain here. ”
Huyanjue Luo Yi snorted, and didn't say anything more, he is a loser now, if he is still talking coldly here, if Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie really succeed in begging for rain for a while, they will become the heroes of Fengxian County, and then he will become a clown who opposes the heroes, and if he doesn't do well, he will be beaten up by the people of Fengxian County, to please the heroes, it is better to keep a low profile now.
Sun Wukong smiled and despised Huyan Jue Luo Yi for a while before he said: "If other people invite the Dragon King of the Four Seas, they will definitely not be invited, but if we want to invite it, there is no problem, and we are not afraid to tell you, we have a lot to do with the Dragon King of the Four Seas, do you see the girl in white next to you? She is the third daughter of the Dragon King of the West Sea...... Let's take your example as an example, one day your daughter called you in the women's toilet and said that the toilet was out of paper and asked you to send it, didn't you dare to set foot in the women's toilet for your daughter?
"I'm rubbing!" the people around him fell to the ground again.
Well, the so-called one mountain is still one mountain high, and there are talented people in the country, each leading the way for hundreds of years, this time Huyanjue Luo Yi is really convinced. He realized how small he was......
The county shou sweated and said: "I see, then what do you need to prepare to invite the Dragon King of the Four Seas? Do you want to build a stage? Or do you want any game CDs and anime DVDs as tribute? Please give me orders, and I will send someone to prepare them immediately." ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "None of this is needed, let's not engage in those false heads." Eighth Sister Zhu, you can call the Dragon King. ”
Sister Zhu nodded with a smile, reached out and took out her mobile phone from her arms, unlocked the lock screen status, and the first thing that popped up was a dense page of words, it turned out that she was reading a novel before the lock screen, so as soon as she unlocked it, it was the reading interface of the novel. The county guard stood next to him, his eyes were quick, and he swept a lot of keywords ...... "push, OOXX, kiss, touch, etc.", many of which could not be written into this book, and his father-in-law was going to be invited to tea when he wrote it.
The county guard couldn't help but sweat profusely, and thought to himself: What kind of weird person is this female mage named Zhu Bajie, obviously a woman, she actually reads this kind of novel, and asks for beautiful women as a reward, it's so scary, it's terrible.
Zhu Bajie dialed a phone, pressed the speakerphone, and soon it was connected, and an old man's voice came from the opposite side: "Who?"
The county guard asked in a low voice, "Who are you calling?"
Zhu Bajie smiled: "It's the Dragon King of the East China Sea." She handed the phone to Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong immediately said loudly: "Hey, Dragon King Lao'er, do you remember my old Sun's voice?"
"Oh my mom. The Dragon King of the East China Sea was startled when he heard Sun Wukong's voice, the Dragon King of the East China Sea was most afraid of Sun Wukong in his life, there was no one, he hurriedly said: "What does the Great Sage command?"
Sun Wukong said: "I'm in Tianzhu Country, Fengxian County, I have something to look for you, you hurry up and serve my old grandson." ”
Great Khan, Dragon King of the East China Sea: "Tianzhu Kingdom, that place ...... It's the territory of the Great Lei Yin Temple, and I'm just afraid of ...... if I run into it."
Sun Wukong said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, come quickly, or you will turn around and pull out your beard" (to be continued.) )