Chapter 13 The Three Laozi
Holding the breath and bringing the fire to the heart, this is the mood of Zhou Yang'er and the others, ghosts, sheep, and cats. actually let the two half-sized sons of the naked eye set up a seedling.
Although I used to hear Lao Dao talk about these methods of the ninth rank of the rivers and lakes, Lao Dao also taught himself a lot of ways to prevent the recitation of seedlings. As a result, when it came to the end, I actually forgot to clean it up.
Now that I think about it, when I first arrived at the South Gate, the old man followed behind him for a long time, and then he leaned forward with all his might. He's still good to ask people for directions. was deceived to the north gate, and those two little ghosts who called themselves multi-armed should have thought of it, but they were fooled by Li Xin, an old fool who had lived for hundreds of years.
Pig; Pig; Island; Fiction sp.; What's even more hateful is the boss and the dead cat, just now the two guys were fighting in front of the pavilion, and they couldn't see that they were in the bureau and let people take out the cloth bag, they watched coldly, and they didn't see anything.
"Hmph!" General Li in his left arm snorted coldly when he heard him scolding his hundred-year-old fool, but he didn't refute it in the end. I never thought that I would be planted in this little gutter today. Under the momentary shame and indignation, he was silent for a long time.
But the cat Yue'er said angrily: "That bastard named Xiaohuo ran away early, and the cloth bag is just on him." Zhou Dashenjun snorted but didn't speak, he also guessed that it must be two thieves who pretended to fight, and the one named Erlang leaned into his arms and took the opportunity to get rid of the cloth bag. and gave it to the thief whose name was Xiaohuo. The thief took advantage of the quarrel and slipped away, and then this Erlang led himself and the others here......
patted the bald head with green muscles and scurry, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became! In addition to all kinds of magic weapons and miscellaneous items in this bag, there is also the heavenly book of "Ten Thousand Treasures Forging Body", and everything else is upside down, if this heavenly book and bamboo slip can't be found, it will be difficult to see the old Tao in the future. Thinking of this, Zhou Yang'er's forehead squeezed out three black lines in the shape of a Sichuan character. Didn't the old Tao say that the rule of this reading rice is to only cheat and not steal?
"Hee-hee!" A charming chuckle, Lu Hongyu, who had always looked leisurely, opened her mouth and said to him, "Does the Star Lord want to find the whereabouts of that bag?"
After staring at those golden red eyes silently for a while, Zhou Dashenjun finally asked, "You know?"
The bewitching red pupils were swirling, but he heard the woman in red in front of him chuckle and said, "I don't know now, but if the star lord asks me for help, I have a way to know." Her voice was low and wide, slightly hoarse, and although it sounded unpleasant, it was very stylish.
After a moment of silence, pressing the three pockmarks on the tip of his nose with his hand, Zhou Dashenjun stared at the pair of golden-red eyes and said: "Okay, Second Master Yang will ask you to help find the cloth bag now, but don't expect that with this, I will save that Wu Youqian!
Lu Hongyu on the opposite side flickered, and the brilliance in her golden red eyes flashed, and then she smiled: "If you don't save it, you won't save it, as long as the star lord remembers that he owes me a favor." ”
Hearing her say this, Zhou Yang'er smiled happily and said, "This is natural." How do you find it?" Seeing that he answered so simply, Li Xin in his left arm said "hey" and said in his heart: "Little fool who hasn't lived to twenty years, don't blame Grandpa Li for not reminding you that if you owe too much favor, it will become a debt!"
Listening to Li Xin's words, he shook his arm quietly, and Zhou Dashenjun looked at Nalu Hongyu without saying a word. But I saw the girl in red smile and said: "I have to teach a palm plum blossom Yi by my teacher, and what I am best at is finding people and things." He raised his palm and dotted his thumb on the other four fingers......
After about half an hour, I saw Lu Hongyu raise her head and point to the west and said, "Over there." "Looking up at the big bird house, it seems that the matter of saving the Zhao family sisters and brothers can only be slowed down, listening to the meaning of Princess Nahe's words, the two sisters and brothers are fine in the big bird house, but this bag must not be lost.
Thinking of this, he immediately turned around and chased after the woman in red who turned around leisurely. The sheep screamed strangely, and followed the cat Yue'er, and the tiger-skinned cat scolded the two thieves named Xiaohuo and Erlang as he walked, causing the people passing by to look at them in horror.
When these people, ghosts, cats and sheep scolded and left, a short figure came out of the alley not far from here, which was one of the Nian Yangzi who led the way, the little beggar of Erlang. I saw that the four-handed boy had gone away with a group of beasts.
He grinned, made a grimace in the direction they went away, then turned around and walked towards the hanging pavilion just now, came to the pavilion, saw that there was no one on the left and right, climbed up with the pillar on the west side, looked at the bucket arch carved with various fairy birds, and touched the second hollow hole from left to right, and two cloth bags, one large and one small, were hidden in it.
Casually stuffing the two cloth bags into his arms, Jiro shook his head. It turned out that he and Xiao Huosheng were afraid of being discovered by the four-handed guys, so they stole the bag and handed it to Brother Huozi first, and then led them away. Brother Xiaohuo would hide the bag in this pavilion and walk around the street.
Originally, I thought that these four hands would find out before they left, and then they could pretend to meet Xiaohuo for the first time, and then lead them to catch the thief, and when they arrived at the agreed East Street entrance, Brother Huo would appear at the door of the brothel opposite.
When the gang went after the thief, he took the opportunity to sneak away to get the bag. Then it will merge with the small fire that has returned. There are a lot of passages in that brothel, and it is very easy to escape, even if he is really caught, as long as he can't find dirty things, he stole it if he wants to bite him to death in the small fire, even if he sues the government, it is useless.
Thinking of this, Erlang couldn't help but shake his head again, these aliens are too easy to deceive, and they don't need to be so troublesome. I actually got out easily and easily. Just as he was about to slip down from the pillar, he suddenly moved in his heart, reached out and touched the third hole in the bucket arch, and sure enough, two heavy gold ingots were pulled out.
With a smug smile, the two white front teeth were exposed, making Erlang look very cute at this time. Slipping down the pillar, the elated Erlang jumped to the Bazhou Hall in the south gate.
When I arrived at the intersection of Guild Street in the south, I walked to the third butcher's shop, and at a glance I saw half a fan of pork on the front of the shop, dressed up as a scholar behind the case, and a young man who was holding an unknown book and reading it with relish: "Wow, Chen Dao, you sell pork again!
The scholar boy with clear eyebrows put the book in his hand on his lap, and shouted: "Nonsense, I sell bamboo distiled meat! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, the turtledove in the sky, the bamboo distilled underground, the famous game at the top, and I just sent ten catties to Chen Tou'er in Lin'an Mansion, where did I get any pork?"
Looking at the case with a hundred and ten catties of half-fan meat, Erlang showed his two front teeth and smiled: "What a big bamboo distillation! It's not so big for a hundred and eighty years, right?" As he spoke, he took out a gold ingot from his arms and threw it on the book quietly, waiting for the gold cake to fall, and the young scholar named Chen Dao quickly closed the book and clamped the gold, stood up and walked to the back room.
Picked up the teapot on the case, poured it with his mouth, Erlang pulled a stool and sat down, leisurely looking at the pedestrians on the street, he and Xiaohuo agreed to meet here, I hope he can get here before dark, if the three Laozi can't go back before going to bed, it will be troublesome. Listening to the sound of rummaging through the cabinets in the back room, after a while, the scholar boy named Chen Dao walked out with the book in his arms again.
"Did you get it again today?" Di Xiaohuo's livestock that ate raw meat?" asked the scholar boy with a frown. Since the bastard stole two pieces of raw meat from the shop, Chen Dao scolded him for not being human when he saw it.
"Brother Huo is washing his butt outside, and he will naturally come back when he has no tail. Erlang replied with a grin, while staring at the "bamboo distillation" meat on the case, the saliva in his mouth became more and more, and it was about to fall out.
Looking at Erlang's salivating appearance, Chen Dao frowned and said, "Diao Erlang, you don't want to eat raw meat like animals, right?"
"Hehe" Erlang laughed strangely, showing two big teeth and laughing: "I don't eat raw." ”
When the scholar boy heard this, his brows stretched a little, and he smiled at him and said, "Remember to come over at night, I braised more than two catties today......"
"Bamboo distilled meat?" Before Chen Dao finished speaking, Erlang opened his mouth to ask, and when he saw him nodding, he couldn't help but cheer.
Suddenly, someone slapped him on the shoulder, but he heard the man ask, "What are you happy about?" but it was Xiaohuo's voice. Erlang Daxi turned his head and smiled: "Brother Huo, Erlang invites us to eat braised pork at night......"
"What nonsense?" said the young man who was sitting in front of the meat desk with a book in his hand. "Diao Erlang, you don't know anything! That's bamboo pork, not pork!"
Seeing what he said seriously, Erlang pursed his mouth and said, "Come on, three-year-old children know what kind of meat it is, and you are still fooling us." ”
But I heard Chen Dao Zhengse say: "I don't understand, I don't have knowledge, I'm really ignorant." As he spoke, he waved his hand and said, "You two thieves, go and give an errand to the three old men!"
Both Di Xiaohuo and Diao Erlang looked at him with disdain when they heard his words. Stealing is a thief, of course, but what about the one who is responsible for the dirty? Isn't it a thief.
Seeing the eyes of the two of them, Chen Dao waved his hand and said: "Don't look at me like this, I don't plan to be a thief, I will be a big thief in the future, so that if I steal something, I won't be killed." ”
"Isn't that a thief?" the two thieves looked at the scholar opposite with their eyes wide open, and their expressions were a little dazed.
"If you steal property like that, you can only be regarded as a thief, and the real thief is stealing the country! Hehe, I decided to be a thief of the country, and I stole this Da Ning Dynasty first. "The scholar boy has a proud face, and the book says clearly, a thief like you will be beheaded if you catch ten **, but I am different, stealing the country to be the emperor myself. You can have what you want!
The young man named Chen Dao proudly showed off to the two boys in front of him, and Di Xiaohuo laughed and said: "You are really stupid with the surname Chen, such a big country, how can you steal it to steal it back." ”
"I ......" a young man named Chen Dao, he hasn't thought about how to steal a country, this is really a big problem......
When the scholar boy sat aside. I began to think seriously about how to steal the country. Xiaohuo pulled Erlang, and the two ignored Chen Dao, who was thinking. I went straight to a compound at the end of the street.
When I walked to the gate of the courtyard, I looked up at the sky, and it was time, and the time of the three-day exchange had passed, and there was only half of the corona day left. Erlang glanced back at Xiaohuo and said, "It's time for the third old man to sleep, right?"
Xiaohuo looked at it and finally shook his head and said, "I don't know, let's go in quietly." As soon as he entered the door, he heard an old voice ask, "Are you back?"
Hearing this, the two thieves hurriedly turned around, and saluted respectfully to an old man who was hiding in the corner and smoking a dry tobacco pouch: "Three old men, ......."