Chapter 330: Fishing Competition
"No fishing, no fishing! What kind of fish is this? I don't bite into it. ”
The fat man, who was far away from Tian Shi, didn't last long, and then came back on his own.
"The fun of fishing is in fishing, not fishing. Seeing that Jiang Xiaozhu had no harvest, Tian Shi couldn't help but say proudly.
"You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, you caught it yourself, of course you said that. ”
As he spoke, Jiang Xiaozhu looked into Tian Shi's bucket. I can't help but be happy when I see this. "What! You're two silver carp!"
"What's wrong with the silver carp?" asked him?"
"What to catch, at least some pufferfish, right?"
Since he was at Lin Feng's meal, he has been obsessed with puffer fish. The fish is really delicious. Both in taste and spirit.
"How is it possible? He's all caught in the net, what's here. Tian Shi said.
"Who said no. No, what did he catch?" Jiang Xiaozhu asked by pointing at Lin Feng.
Tian Shi saw that Lin Feng didn't need to fish at all, and directly caught it with his hands, as if the fish had swam into Lin Feng's hands by himself.
He would feed one puffer fish and another bear.
Tian Shi stared at him and said, "What kind of fishing is this? ”
"What's the fun? I only know that there are fish to be happy. With that, Tian Shi ran towards Lin Feng. "Junior brother, junior brother, teach me quickly, how to catch fish?"
Lin Feng caught fish with his hands, at first he saw that the bear was pitiful, and the good bear had to gnaw on the bamboo, so he divided some of it.
However, Xiong Da's appetite is just too big. Divide it, and the dolphins will not be enough to eat. Lin Feng caught the puffer fish and fed it directly.
He can't teach others this kind of grasp at all.
Lin Feng looked at the poor Jiang Xiaozhu, and saw that he had bought a brand-new bucket or a water tank for fishing?
The barrel was huge. Pretending to be a little pig is reluctant, but normal people can definitely squeeze it.
But what's the use of a big bucket?
Jiang Xiaozhu's has no fish, not a single one.
Come to think of it, this is also normal.
Lin Feng's fish here have been nourished by life, where is it so easy to catch.
If you don't spend a little money, how can you eat fish without aura bait.
I can't even eat the bait, and of course I can't catch it. If you want to fish, you either don't fish in the pond like the tourists. Go fishing on the Yellow River.
However, fishing in the Yellow River is not a simple matter so far.
Jiang Xiaozhu? No play.
It would be better for him to learn from Tian Shi and choose the edge of the fish pond, and maybe there will be a stupid fish (compared to the fish in the fish pond) running from the Yellow River and being caught.
However, Jiang Xiaozhu just said that he wants to fish for puffer fish.
Lin Feng thought for a moment, touched Jiang Xiaozhu's bait with his hand, passed some aura, and said, "Okay." Will you try fishing again?"
"That's it?"
Jiang Xiaozhu couldn't see the aura. So he was very puzzled, so he tried fishing again.
Lin Feng pinched out a fishing bait, hung a hook, and threw it into the water.
Jiang Xiaozhu saw it. Immediately said, "You're not in the right position." I'm telling you, this fishing posture is very important and should be ...... Should ......"
He shouldn't come out. Because in just a few moments, there will be fish bites. was pulled up by Lin Feng.
The bear opened its mouth wide, waiting for Lin Feng to feed it. However, this fish, Lin Feng did not feed the bear. The dolphins were not fed either, but were thrown directly into the bucket.
Xiong Da looked at the bucket, and then at Jiang Xiaozhu. Sitting helplessly on the side, it seemed to understand that there was going to be another mouth here.
Put the fish away, Lin Feng just threw the rod into the water here, and he can lift it again. Another fish took the bait.
"This, what kind of luck is this?" Jiang Xiaozhu said in a lost voice.
Lin Feng smiled: "This is not luck, this is the fish to die for food." ”
The fish in the fish pond are smart, but that's only relative, and their cleverness is just "eating".
"What fish die for food, people die for wealth, and birds die for food. Jiang Xiaozhu suddenly accused, "In the 5,000-year-old traditional culture of our motherland, there are many idioms and proverbs, which were originally reminded or warned by the ancestors to future generations, however, with the decline of social morality, many ancient sayings have been tampered with and distorted, but have become the driving force to accelerate this downward trend, such as "no degree of husband" was tampered with to "no poison is not a husband", "magic is one foot high, the road is one zhang high" was tampered with "the road is one foot high, the magic is one foot high". Although the words have not been altered, they have been distorted by the original meaning of the ancestors, contrary to the original purpose of these words. For example, many people do not know the origin of the phrase "people die for money, birds die for food", but they think that our ancestors seem to advocate this as the standard of survival for future generations, so that it has become a motto for many people.
And you want to change it to something like 'fish for food'. I tell you, I am categorically opposed.
Because this is my job, to restore history, restore the truth, and return to our true traditional Chinese culture. ”
Jiang Xiaozhu raised his hand, looking like I was a pilgrim.
He told Lin Feng: "It is said that in ancient times, there was a scoundrel Ah San in a village by the sea, this person was lazy and lazy, and always wanted to get something for nothing, and asked everywhere where he could make a fortune without working.
Coincidentally, there is a greedy big bird in the area where Ah San lives, this bird has a great appetite, and is extremely vicious, every day to rob the surrounding residents of the sheep to eat, after a long time, the herdsmen slowly moved away, the food source of the big bird gradually became a problem.
On this day, Ah San was basking in the sun in the yard while daydreaming of making a fortune, when a big bird suddenly fell from the sky, and Ah San hurriedly hid in the house in fright. The big bird said to Ah San, "Don't you want to get rich? I can help you." When Ah Sanyi heard the word "make a fortune," he immediately forgot his fear, and poked his head out of the house: "How do you get it?" The big bird said, "There is a small island in the depths of the East China Sea, and the island is full of gold, and I will take you to the island to collect gold, and when you come back, you will give me a sheep to eat every day in return." Ah San thought about it, this deal was a good deal, and nodded again and again. "But when it's almost dawn, we'll have to get out of the island," added Big Bird, or we'll be burned to death by the sun's rays of light as it rises." Ah San said impatiently: "I know, I know"
The big bird flew over the mountains with Ah San on his back, swept over the sea, and finally landed on the small island. Ah San opened his eyes and saw that there was yellow and clear gold everywhere, and he couldn't care much about it anymore, so he picked it up frantically. He was only concerned with picking up his own gold, and he remembered the warning that he had to leave before dawn. In the blink of an eye, it was almost dawn, and the big bird urged him to go quickly, and Ah San always said "wait". The big bird saw that the situation was not right, and left Ah San and flew into the sky, and in an instant, the sun rose all of a sudden, and Ah San was roasted by the fire in order to pick up more gold.
The big bird was so angry, he flew so far with Ah San on his back in vain, and he didn't get anything, and after thinking about it, no, the sheep can't be obtained, and Ah San's meat can also be eaten. So, the big bird flew back to the island and took Ah San's corpse as a feast, but it only cared about eating, but forgot the time, and the sun rose again, this time the greedy big bird and Ah San ended up with the same fate. ”
"You don't understand, this is 'people die for money, birds die for food'. ”
Story, source, as soon as he said this, Jiang Xiaozhu turned to Lin Feng and waited for Lin Feng to praise him.
I have to say that Shanhaidao will really look for people. Whatever their purpose, the correctness of the information is undoubtedly very advantageous.
The allusion and legend that people die for wealth and birds die for food, Lin Feng has heard three. But no matter which one it is, obviously what Jiang Xiaozhu said is closer to the original.
However, Lin Feng returned the fishing rod to him and said, "I'm talking about fish dying for food." Anyone who has ever raised a goldfish knows that if you feed more in the tank, the fish will eat and die. ”
It's a joke.
However, Jiang Xiaozhu recorded it carefully.
Tian Shi, who was fishing on the side, said: "No wonder you are an intelligence collector, you collect everything!"
Jiang Xiaozhu said proudly: "That's ......"
But before he could praise himself, the fish took the bait.
He quickly grabbed the rod and lifted it up.
One, two......
He forgot to reply. Instead, he remembered the stimulating words: "Lao Tian, why don't we compete to see who catches more?"
Alas, be dead!
"Okay!" Tian Shi smiled, sinisterly. "The one who lost, is in charge of cooking today. ”
"If you want to cook, just say it early, I'll fulfill you!"
Speaking kung fu, another hook, happy Jiang Xiaozhu laughed.
Tian Shi calmly put away the fishing rod.
"What? I'm throwing in the towel? No, I've just caught a few ......."
Jiang Xiaozhu is too scared. Lin Feng thought about it and stayed away from them. so as not to splash your own blood for a while.
Xiong Da looked at Lin Feng, and then at Jiang Xiaozhu's fish bucket, and didn't know how to choose for a while.
In this world, it is not only fish and birds that love food, but it also loves.
At this time, Tian Shi threw the fishing rod on the ground, but took out a harpoon from the fishing tackle bag.
The harpoon is surrounded by black carbon steel, which is as black as ink, coupled with the sharp steel fork, which only reminds people of "the moon is dark and the wind is high, and the night is the most murderous".
Seeing the steel fork, Xiong Da was reluctant to fish, so he had to get up and leave.
"You, what do you want to do?" Jiang Xiaozhu asked in a silent voice.
"I'm not a fan of fishing, I like spearfish. ”
As he spoke, Tian Shi took three steps and two steps, arrived at the fish pond, and went straight down according to Jiang Xiaozhu's fishing line.
His fork is naturally one fork and one accurate, because it is the fish attracted by Jiang Xiaozhu's bait.
"You, how can you fork my fish?" Jiang Xiaozhu also noticed this and asked.
"Yours? Did it bite you?"
Putting the harpoon up, Tian Shi put the fish into his bucket and immediately forked it back at the place where Jiang Xiaozhu fell on the hook.
He didn't care what Jiang Xiaozhu said at all.
"You're too sloppy. How can I fish with this?" Jiang Xiaozhu said indignantly.
"You've got the fish. I've just forked a few!"
In February, the debt was repaid quickly. Jiang Xiaozhu had just gotten his words, and he was returned after a while.
It's useless for Jiang Xiaozhu to be angry again, who made Jiang Xiaozhu know Lin Feng far less than him although he has been a colleague with Lin Feng for so long?
Tian Shi knew that if he didn't want to lose, he would never let Jiang Xiaozhu fish safely with the bait handled by Lin Feng.
He is also a cultivator, so he naturally knows the power of the means of cultivating truth-
Thanks to the "Night into the Night" 2-hit combo reward (to be continued.) )