Niu Er said angrily: "Old man, when I was eleven years old, I just stole some silver and touched the butt of the neighbor's little girl, and you beat me half to death, you say, am I your own child?"

The house full of thieves is laughing again!

The old man said: "Niu Er, I taught you not to look at incivility and not to listen to incivility since I was a child, human etiquette, have you learned it from dogs?"

Niu Er laughed: "Old man, what kind of bullshit teacher did you send me to learn the etiquette of the Tang Dynasty, I, learn those etiquette, read those ghost books, is this thing useful?" Niu Er snorted and slashed the steel knife in front of the old man's face, which made the old man tremble for a while.

The thieves laughed again.

On the other side, the two thieves kicked the old woman away with their legs and broke into the chicken coop and pigsty.

"Niu Er, is it true that whoever is strong is justified?"

Niu Er laughed: "Old pedantic, do you think whoever is weak makes sense who says it? Lao Tzu has the biggest fist, in the whole village, who is not afraid of me? When Lao Tzu doesn't use his fists to speak, who is he--who is afraid of me? My wife, if I don't use my fists, how can she be willing to marry me as a wife? With your benevolence and morality, I can marry Hongmei to be my wife?

"Niu Er, you are strong, and there are people who are stronger than you. ”

"Who's better than me? Is that you? Hurry up and cook with me and boil water, if you want to be verbose, I'll cut off one of your legs with a knife." ”

The old man got up, the corners of his mouth were bleeding, and there was a footprint on his chest: "Niu Er, if someone stronger than you forces you to give in and bully you, you will know that you will regret it." Heaven and earth, the four seasons change, don't you realize that there are rules, this law is the rule. There are rules in heaven and earth, and there are rules for being a man, but they are not the rules of your fist. ”

"It's not a fist rule, what is it?"

"If it's the fist rule, why does the government come to arrest you, why does the whole village hate you, why do I have to cut off the father-son relationship with you because I am your biological father? To be on the side of evil is self-destruction. ”

"Niu Er, what are you talking about, your old man read too many books when he was young, and he was obviously poisoned very deeply, and it was indeed too much for you to cut him with a knife, but if you don't do it, our brother will do it, and you won't be a sinner who killed your father." A thief laughed.

Niu Er said: "Dead old man, do you hear it, I have patience, my brothers are already impatient, go to the kitchen to cook." With a kick, he kicked the old man through the door into the kitchen.

"Niu Er, what about your wife, I have long heard from my brother that you snatched the most beautiful woman in the village to be your wife, why is there such a big movement, I don't see your wife come out to greet us. "A thief dropped his double axe, went into the bedroom, and went to find Niu Er's wife.

Niu Er smiled and said: "Big Bear, my wife, not your wife, what are you anxious about, I'll call her out and let you open your eyes." ”

Niu Er grabbed in front of the big bear, walked into his wife's bedroom, lifted the quilt and saw that it was empty. When I reached out and touched it, the quilt was still hot. Niu Er was furious and shouted: "Slut, I'll count to three, if you don't come out again, I'll burn this house, and then go to the village and kill all your family." One, two—"

Then he saw a hat slowly lifted from a large vat in the corner of the house, and the big bear was standing in front of the vat, and he was overjoyed, and when he lifted the hat, he saw a panicked face, and there were tears of horror on his face. The bear grabbed the woman by the hair, lifted her out of the vat, and threw her on the ground outside. When the thieves saw the plump woman in her underwear, their eyes lit up, and they all rushed up, reaching out and scratching and touching. Women are desperately trying to block, where can they stop.

Da Xiong and Niu Er came out of the bedroom, looked at the brothers who were in a mess, and laughed.

The old woman struggled to get up, went to the corner of the house and grabbed a flat pole, walked behind Niu Er, cut down a flat pole, and scolded: "Beast, even if it is a dog, you know how to maintain your own female dog, but you are still a human being, and you have given your wife to others to spoil it." ”

Niu Er turned around, grabbed the flat shoulder, and shouted: "Old man, see clearly, is this my wife? Is she my wife? Although she let me snatch it and become close to me, but in her heart, there is no such person as me at all, the reason why she doesn't leave is because she pities you two old things, not to remember me as a person, she doesn't take me as a husband, why should I take her as a wife, there are many women outside Lao Tzu, she is so ugly, give it to the brothers to enjoy, they all promote her." ”

The old woman said suspiciously: "Son, do you really think so? You are not afraid of going to hell after death?

"Hell, where is hell, even if you go to hell, Lao Tzu is the worst ghost, who dares to bully me? Oh, by the way, you said that evil is rewarded with evil, and good is rewarded, right, if it really works, then let the retribution come now. Didn't you eat fasting and chant Buddhism and believe in Guanyin, you called Guanyin to protect you, haha, you called Guanyin to punish me, Lao Tzu killed so many people, did so many bad things, and got on so many women, I only saw that others were afraid of me, why didn't I see the retribution, hahahaha!"

The old woman let go of the flat pole, snapped, and slapped Niu Er in the face, beating Niu Er into the air and hitting the accomplice's body, and the accomplice fell to the ground.

The big bear standing next to Niu Er was stunned, and his eyes widened.

The old woman kicked the bear upwards and flew through the roof, and screamed, fell from the sky, and smashed through the roof, and with a pop hit the ground with her head and feet, breaking her neck, bursting her brain, and dying of exhaustion.

Niu Er and the thieves were stunned, got up one by one, grabbed the knives, guns and axes in their hands, and looked at the old woman in disbelief.

At the kitchen door, the old man also walked out and pointed at Niu Er: "Niu Er, it's still too late for you to turn around now." ”

"I'll go back to you-turtle-grandson--head!" Niu Eryi twisted his wife on the ground, snatched the accomplice's knife and put it on his wife's neck, "Dead old man, old woman, what kind of mystic tricks are you doing, what, what kind of mystic techniques have you found to deal with me? Since you don't think I'm my own son, I still think you're parents?"

"Niu Er, put down the knife, as long as you promise not to do evil again, take refuge in Buddhism, change your past wrongs, and eat fasting and worship the Buddha, I will recite the scriptures to pray for you to bless and atone for your sins, and surround your life. The old man said slowly.

"You damn old man, I'll see what you're doing. A thief suddenly rushed forward with a knife and slashed at the old man's neck. Then he heard a soft bang, and suddenly a bloody hole appeared in the thief's throat, and blood shot out, the man stiffened and did not move, and the raised knife also stopped in mid-air. And the old man had already floated to the old woman's side.