Chapter 556: Life is Short for a Few Autumns
In other sects, it was very important to find out the treacherous affairs of the demon clan, and it was placed in the magical sect of the Thunder Sect, but it became a competition among the disciples.
If this spy of the demon clan knew, I'm afraid people would be stupid, right?
After Yan Chu announced the rules, he asked Mu Qingqian and Li Zeyang to choose their teammates.
A group of good teammates is better than a weak chicken's enemy, so Yan Chu told them to choose carefully, so as not to pick pig teammates.
Of course, this pig teammate is not aimed at everyone - only for Li Yuanfang alone!
Li Yuanfang hooked up with Johnson's shoulder and said, "Xiaoqiang, do you say that it is better for me to follow the second senior brother or the senior sister for a while?" Although the second senior brother is usually good to us, I always feel that the senior sister's chances of winning are a little higher, hey! It's really bald!"
Johnson said very Buddhist: "Whoever chooses me, I will follow." ”
"You can't have no position of your own at all!" Li Yuanfang said seriously, "Although Xiaoqiang, your brain is not very bright, your work is not stable, and you are not clever, but if you don't have a position at all, maybe the senior sister and the second senior brother don't want you, then you will miss this opportunity!"
Johnson wasn't worried, but when Li Yuanfang said this, he actually cared a little.
He humbly asked, "Then, Senior Brother Yuanfang, how should I be considered to have a position?"
Just as Li Yuanfang and Johnson were chatting privately, Li Zeyang said to Mu Qingqian very politely: "Senior sister, ladies first, you choose first!"
Mu Qingqian was not polite to his junior brother, and after thinking about it, he said, "I am the first to choose Senior Brother Johnson." ”
Li Yuanfang: "......"
Johnson: "Senior Brother Yuanfang, I know what my position is, I'm going to follow Senior Sister, bye-bye." ”
I thought that Johnson would be the last disciple to be chosen, but I didn't expect to be slapped in the face, Li Yuanfang was ready to educate Johnson with his stomach just now, but how embarrassing is it now......
He couldn't help but ask, "Senior sister, why did you choose Xiaoqiang first?"
"Xiaoqiang's execution is strong, unlike you, there are many crooked ideas. Mu Qingqian replied.
Boom –
On Li Yuanfang's head, a thunderbolt suddenly flashed, he knelt on the ground weakly, and said painfully: "Could it be ...... Is it also a mistake to be clever? Is genius so intolerable to the world! No! I want to fight against fate, I want to fight against heaven and earth, I want to fight with people, I want to fight through the sky!!"
Shen Wen looked at Li Yuanfang's appearance and shook his head helplessly: "Senior Brother Yuanfang is sick again. ”
Pu Sifang was curious: "Senior Brother Shen Wen, is Senior Brother Yuan Fang as sick as the head of the sect?"
"Both of them are sick, but they have different diseases," Xiao Keqing explained, "The head of the family said that he has procrastination, and he will not die, but Yuan Fang has a terminal illness called Zhonger disease......"
Everyone was surprised: "Will Senior Brother Yuanfang die?"
Xiao Keqing replied: "It depends on how capable he is to die, which is also the original words of the master." ”
Li Yuanfang said a long inner monologue to herself, and finally relied on the "bond of partners" to regain her strength, and casually stepped forward to hold Li Zeyang's hand:
"Second senior brother, the two of us are childhood sweethearts, and our love is stronger than Jin ......"
"Is that how these two words are used?!" Li Zeyang shook off Li Yuanfang's hand and said, "I choose Senior Sister Lishang!"
Li Yuanfang: "Why!!"
"I don't want people to misunderstand my sexuality. Li Zeyang said with a serious face.
Li Yuanfang: "......"
Yan Chu said solemnly at this time: "Yuan Fang, you are not allowed to interfere with the selection of teammates by the senior sisters and brothers, otherwise this seat will send you a red card, and you will go directly to sweep the fallen leaves of the Pill Peak in the next few days." ”
Li Yuanfang suddenly became honest, and it was better to be picked out than not to participate.
If he hadn't been able to participate in the capture of the demon spies this time, he would definitely regret it.
So Li Yuanfang honestly closed his mouth, and could only urge Li Zeyang to choose him quickly with his eyes.
Li Zeyang and Mu Qingqian took turns to choose teammates, and in the end, Mu Qingqian's team had members: Johnson, Zhou Qi, Mo Yanli, Qian Duoduo, Hu Yuer, and Hu Meier.
And Li Zeyang's team is: Ye Lishang, Shen Wen, Qi Wenhan, Pu Sifang, Ye Danxin, and Lu Li.
Each team now consisted of seven people, including the captain, and in the end, there were still two disciples in the hall who were not selected.
They are Li Yuanfang and ...... Zhu Bajie.
Li Yuanfang glanced at the cute little pig next to her, and couldn't hold back her words: "Who will choose next??"
Li Zeyang replied, "Senior sister." ”
"Senior sister!" Li Yuanfang shouted with a handful of snot and tears, "Choose me, I'm very well-behaved, if you let me go east, I will never go west, I can also wash laundry, boil water, mop the floor and cook, except that I can't have children, you can let me do anything!"
Li Yuanfang is really anxious this time, he is also an elite disciple of the sect, but don't even compete with a pig!
Mu Qingqian looked at Li Yuanfang, frowned and said, "I choose Bajie." ”
"Why!!" Li Yuanfang cried.
"You're talking too much......"
“......”
Li Yuanfang finally admitted this fact and joined Li Zeyang's team in frustration.
Li Zeyang patted Li Yuanfang on the shoulder and comforted: "Yuanfang, Senior Brother knows that you will definitely come to Senior Brother's team, so I deliberately didn't choose you from the beginning!"
Li Yuanfang glanced at Li Zeyang and said, "Come on, I just heard that you asked Senior Brother Shen Wen to prepare pig feed." ”
"Ahem, in short, since we are already a team, we should unite and cooperate and strive to catch the demon clan's spies as soon as possible!" Li Zeyang said, "Come, let's shout a slogan!"
"What's the slogan?" asked Nightshade.
Li Zeyang thought for a while: "How many times can I have an erection in life, when will I get an erection if I don't have an erection today!"
Ye Lishang: "Senior brother, I think this slogan is somewhat indecent to our female disciples......
"How come, junior sister, your thoughts are too muddy, come, you read with me, life ......"
Yan Chufei put a bear face on Li Zeyang's face: "Life is just a few autumns! You don't look at Lishang's mother here, molesting other people's daughters in front of others, you are looking for death?"
Johnson saw that Li Zeyang and their team were in such a warm atmosphere, and he couldn't help but turn around and say to Mu Qingqian: "Senior sister, do we want to shout some slogan too?"
Mu Qing said lightly: "Come on." ”
Johnson replied sneeringly: "Come on......"
Yan Chu turned around and said, "Since you have already chosen your teammates, then you can choose an advisor elder next!"
Li Zeyang hurriedly said: "The disciple has already decided, let's choose ......"
Yasuo couldn't help but step forward.
Hehe, these little cubs, how can they not call me Liu Yasuo when it comes to eliminating demons and defending the way? ?
I only heard Li Zeyang shouting: "Let's choose the class!"