Chapter 2: A Different Kind of Teaching (1)

"My name is Weird Dick!" one of them shouted first by slapping his chest.

"My name is Weird Three!" said the other, who somehow suddenly flipped over in place.

"My name is Strange Fourth!" The last one was announcing his name at the same time, and suddenly his feet slipped and disappeared, and it turned out that he had run out of the hole. When Zhong Ming was a little puzzled by his sudden departure, he saw him return in the blink of an eye, and then asked Zhong Ming, "After talking for a long time, we still don't know what your name is?"

"My name is Zhong Ming. ”

"'Bell Ringing'...... What a name this is, it's inexplicable. The reason why the bell rings is the result of someone else striking it. No hits, no sounds...... Wouldn't you be a bare-wrenched person if you pushed it like this!" The fourth strange man then concluded.

"Not good...... It's not good, how can the adults in your family give their children such a name, it's so uneducated! Could it be because your home is close to the monk's monastery?"

"The person who named him naturally had another reason, perhaps because he happened to hear the sound of the 'bell' when he was born. Blame the third child for his own clever expression.

"Stupid! The name is just a symbol, so the reason why our boss here calls himself 'Strange Boss' is that he is really as unproductive as our three brothers?"

"It turns out that this old-timer's name is really 'Strange Boss'?" Zhong Ming asked involuntarily. This is a problem that has always bothered me.

"Since your little doll came here with the strange boss, don't you even know what the boss is called, it's really inexplicable?"

Hearing this, Zhong Ming couldn't help but briefly explain the process of getting acquainted with the strange boss, and the three strange brothers let out a long breath at the same time, and complained in unison: "So that's the case...... Why didn't you say it earlier, it's such a small, and you have held my brother back for so long, it's really unreasonable!"

"Isn't it true that the little one has never had time to explain. ”

"Yes," the strange second child nodded in agreement first, and then said: "In the future, you must not call yourself 'small' here, and no one who can walk into this place is 'small'!"

"Yes, I agree with the second child. The strange third man immediately chimed in: "If you want to call yourself 'small', where will you put our brother's face? A partner who is in the company of 'small' will definitely be looked down upon!"

"Although the third child's words are reasonable, but in the future, it will depend on the creation of this kid, if he can worship the boss as a teacher, maybe he will be our 'little boss'. The strange old man concluded with a rather far-sighted conclusion.

"So, you kid doesn't know any bullshit martial arts?"

When the strange second child said this, he stretched out a finger and gently picked it under the child's armpit, and actually picked Zhong Ming off the ground for no reason and turned his head over before nodding in approval. Although this heel made Zhong Ming spin in an idle circle, he didn't feel any discomfort when he landed, and it seemed that the other party's force was just right. Only then did Zhong Ming say:

"Small...... No, Zhong Ming, I have never studied martial arts, but I envy those who have martial arts. ”

"Then there will be trouble, if no one carries you, you will not even be able to go out of this cave door until you die of old age...... The worst thing is that you want to and pee now, but what should you do?" said the strange third man with concern.

"How could he not even get out of the door...... Isn't this kid able to take care of himself?" asked the fourth stranger.

"Stupid...... He doesn't even understand this, and he often laughs at others! The two black bears outside the cave have no friendship with him, so how can they let him go in and out at will? If no one is watching in front of him, it would be strange if he was eaten as breakfast. The strange third explained.

"I don't like to hear what you say, what if Zhong Ming happens to go out at noon?

"Stupid!" said the fourth strange man with disdain:

"It doesn't matter what kind of meal he turns into, it only counts if he is eaten by a bear and swallowed in his stomach. The control of this matter is all in our hands, we just need to hand over the ordinary breeding of 'big black' and 'little black' to Zhong Ming to do, after a long time, those two foodies will not only not eat him, but will obediently listen to his command. ”

"If you leave all the chores here to Zhong Ming to do, what are the three of us going to do?" blamed the second child for his whim, and he couldn't help but feel sad about it.

"Stupid, don't the three of us play dead or sleep lazy except for hunting and chopping wood? The fourth blaming old man immediately retorted.

"If you say I'm stupid again, I'll give you a hurry!" The strange second brother actually stood up at this time and put on a fight.

"Who's afraid of whom?" said the fourth blaming old man, not to be outdone.

"In that case, let's go outside and fight, lest we break the things here and be punished by the boss. The strange second man proposed.

"It's a deal. ”

The two of them spoke, their bodies shook, and they had jumped out of the cave door in the blink of an eye. Then there was a sound of fists and feet beating each other from outside the cave, and what was strange was that the strange old man at this time not only did not go out to see the excitement or go to the fight, but silently prepared two basins of water for the two. After a while, the two of them really returned to the cave, and they were each beaten with blue noses and swollen faces.

After the two came back, they didn't say a word, and went straight to the basin to wash their faces, as if nothing had happened, this scene made Zhong Ming surprised. The strange third man who did not participate in the battle in the cave was particularly attentive and considerate at this time, in addition to helping the two of them hand towels and helping them pour washing water outside, they were constantly busy.

As everyone knows, this is the best way for the three brothers to resolve the conflict, when they each vent their nameless resentment in their hearts, just like the wind and waves of the sea, with the subsidence of the storm, they immediately disappeared without a trace. At this time, the strange boss happened to come out of the shower, and after seeing their respective faces, he just smiled slightly, although he knew it, but his expression was as if nothing happened.

Zhong Ming couldn't help but secretly say: "No wonder that old man calls himself the strange boss, this is really an incomprehensible group of weirdos!"

The strange boss then instructed the three of them:

"Since Zhong Ming has been counted as one of us, everything in the future will be subject to our rules here. Now I will immediately retreat and cultivate, and I will leave the matter of teaching his martial arts to you for the time being. First of all, pass it on to him so that he can go out and keep up, and he doesn't have to be carried by others. As for anything else...... You can learn something from watching the teaching, and it depends on his own creation. ”

When the three of them heard this, they bowed down and said "yes", with a submissive and very obedient demeanor, and when they contacted them in private, Zhong Ming didn't expect the three of them to be so well-behaved in front of the strange boss. After the strange boss said that, he turned around and walked into a room at the bottom of the cave, and then closed the door and there was no movement.

After the strange boss was not at the scene, the three brothers suddenly became very active, and they were even more excited, and after a period of noisy noise, they finally reached a consensus and decided to implement the practice mode that the strange boss had prepared for his brother in the past to Zhong Ming. In the past, the three brothers couldn't stick to the practice due to lack of stamina, but now there is a bell ringing, which is just a substitute for him.

The most tempting thing is that the three brothers have always had conjectures about what results they can get in the end, and although they have not been able to stick to it, they are now using Zhong Ming to verify it. In the end, we have to see what results these exercises will produce when they are applied to this child, so as to know what kind of person the strange boss wants to make his brother become?

Therefore, the second brother of the blame first reported his bravery, and he was responsible for teaching Zhong Ming's hard skills "golden bell cover, iron cloth shirt"; the third brother was not willing to lag behind, saying that he could pass on to him the internal skills of meditation luck; as for the light skills, the fourth brother was taught alone, because the fourth brother was proud of this exercise.

Blame Lao Si and first explained to Zhong Ming that the name of this light skill is "shrinking the ground and three feet", it is the most amazing light skill in the world, and if you learn it, you will leave behind any pursuers behind you. The reason why it is called "shrinking the ground three feet" is that it can shrink the land for thousands of miles to three feet, and people are naturally effortless between three feet.

In addition, in order to show off after the strange boss came out, after Zhong Ming mastered the luck of meditation a little, the three brothers did not hesitate to join forces to build it, and even forced Zhong Ming to soak in a cold spring on the mountain every night. In order to prevent him from holding on and coming out of the water, the three of them deliberately covered it with two stone slabs, so that Zhong Ming exposed his nostrils and gasped.

And personally watched from the sidelines, forcing him to use his own internal strength to contend with the cold spring water around him. And every time he doesn't toss until Zhong Ming is half dead, he will never be merciful and let him out. These peculiar practice methods were originally learned by the three brothers from the boss, and as early as after the strange boss took in the three brothers, they had been bothering with the martial arts cultivation of the three of them as adults.

The three brothers don't have very bright heads, and they can't master superior martial arts, and they don't dare to teach them general martial arts moves, lest they go out and cause trouble for themselves. But in order not to embarrass themselves when they go out, the blame boss really spent a lot of brains, and finally decided to teach them a lot of exercises that others can't help them.

This is like a tailor making clothes, which needs to be tailored to the intelligence of the three people, and the martial arts are taught to the extent that the three of them can accept, and they do not cause trouble to themselves. In order for the three of them to be able to practice extraordinary martial arts when they became adults, he prepared three medicine tanks for the three of them in advance, which were soaked in many rare medicines, and it took the strange boss one or two decades to collect these medicines.

After the medicine is fully produced, it is immediately soaked in three large vats to be used as a medicinal bath when practicing hard skills. When the three of them entered the medicine tank according to the instructions of the strange boss, they felt bad, and the potion in the tank gave people a burning and hot feeling like boiling water, and once they entered the tank, they were as painful as boiling in boiling water. After getting out of the cylinder, there is a burst of self-slapping from light to heavy before it is completed.

However, the three of them couldn't hold on to the time specified by the strange boss in the medicine tank, and the strange boss was not in the mood to supervise whether they practiced according to the regulations, so the three brothers cut corners in private and always did things hastily. Anyway, the boss didn't check it afterwards, but the three brothers secretly had fun for it, thinking that they had a great deal of money.

Despite this, the three of them still refined a golden bell jar and iron cloth shirt, and ordinary weapons could not hurt him at all. In addition, the strange boss provided another natural practice place for the three of them at the same time, that is, the spring where Zhong Ming was now soaked by them. I remember one day, when the strange boss passed by a spring behind the mountain, he took a look at the stone pit above the spring and tested the water temperature.

Then he walked around the spring stone pit, and then said with a sigh:

"This is an excellent place to practice internal strength, but unfortunately my old man has never encountered this place in the past, if you meditate here with luck and persist for a long time, you will receive more than ten times the effect of others cultivating in ordinary situations. If the three of you are interested, you might as well come here to try it, although it is difficult, but with my pill as a guarantee, it can ensure that your internal strength will grow rapidly. ”

For this reason, the strange boss also specially collected a lot of medicines for the three of them, and immediately made honey pills for the three of them to take before going to the spring. Unexpectedly, this matter was still halfway, and after the three of them tried it themselves, they learned that the water in the spring was cold to the bone, and it could barely support it just down.

After a long time, although it was supported by the pills taken in advance, the cold spring water was like thousands of steel needles piercing into the bones from time to time, which was very painful and unbearable. The three of them had no ambitions in the first place, so they naturally didn't want to suffer in this kind of pain. Besides, the strange boss is often not on the mountain, and there is no one else to supervise here, so the three of them can get by, and they will be left behind after a little try.

As a result, all the hard work of the strange boss was wasted. Unexpectedly, everything that the three of them gave up in the past suddenly has a new use today, and now this child is the ideal replacement for the three brothers. This is the practice method of Zhong Ming being forced to take the pill by the three of them, and then stuffing it into the mountain spring to soak.

In order to see the final results of these cultivation methods, the three of them were afraid that Zhong Ming would be tossed to death halfway, and while insisting on the resolute implementation of the original plan, they forced Zhong Ming to take the various honey pills they had learned from the boss to strengthen their bodies and increase their internal strength, and then carefully observed his every move.

In addition, whenever the three brothers saw that Zhong Ming was too weak to support him, their last trick was to use their own true qi to convey it to him in turn. When they saw Zhong Ming miraculously come back to life from a coma for the first time, the joy in the hearts of the three of them was beyond words.

They couldn't help but let out a burst of cheers, they never thought that there would be such a coke thing to do in the world. The three brothers can even be confident that they can be like a strange boss in the future, set up their own doors, accept apprentices, and teach others martial arts.