Chapter 164: Troublemaking
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The poem says: Heaven and earth are boundless, and people's hearts are their own borders. / What do you say about good and evil, good and evil, the long wilderness, all of them are palaces that turn into earth.
said that the cabbage wanted the male brother to suck wine into a trickle, but unfortunately, painting a tiger could not become an anti-dog, and he wasted a gourd of wine.
The male brother didn't know what he was thinking, and his face was thoughtful, dull and silent.
The cabbage was bored with himself, so he simply stopped talking, and after wiping the wine on his face, he walked to the river with a long sword, only to see that with a stab in his hand, there were two more fat river fish on the sword.
The scales were scraped off, the intestines were shaved off, and the cabbage was put on a thick branch for two fish, and slowly roasted on the fire.
"Who is Your Excellency? Your cultivation is not even less than 12 out of 10. But you call yourself Brother Huashan, and you still call Yue Buqun by his name, without the slightest respect. This play is inevitably fake. Brother Gong looked at the cabbage that was busy with himself, and asked with a serious frown.
The cabbage raised his head smokyly, looked at his brother and said, "I don't remember who I am." And I really don't know about the world, and my head is a mess. Anyway, I woke up with this sword by my side. Many people seem to recognize me and call me Ling Hu Chong. But I don't know who they are. Strange or not, you say?"
Brother Gongjun's face was cold, as if he was displeased. But looking at the bonfire, the cabbage's eyes were as clear as water, and his expression was sincere, and the sarcasm that had already poured into his mouth disappeared.
"Could it be that when Your Excellency is practicing, there is no way to make a fork, which leads to ...... Here......" Brother Gong gestured his head and considered his words, "What's wrong?"
"It should be okay here, it's a memory problem. Cabbage grinned and pointed to her head.
The male brother looked at the cabbage again in disbelief, and he was not sure whether it was true or false for a while.
The cabbage shrugged, flipped over the grilled fish indifferently, and saw that it was almost there, and took one for himself. Then he handed it to his brother and said: "I met by chance in the wilderness, and the wine was gone, so I had to give you a grilled fish to taste." ”
When the father-in-law reached out to take it, the cabbage smiled. I nibbled on myself. It's strange to say, it seems that since the call came to this world, the appetite of cabbage is like opening a floodgate, and it is hungry at every turn!
The fresh river fish is fishy, and there is no salt or seasoning, so if you want to say that the taste of the roast is really not good. Fortunately, the cabbage heat is well controlled. It's ripe and tender.
Looking at the cabbage he ate, the male brother didn't know what he was thinking, smiled slightly, his face was no longer as grim as he was at the beginning, and he silently tore the fish with his hands to eat.
After nibbling on a fish, the cabbage took a fish bone and said while picking his teeth: "Okay, the wine is also drunk." The fish was also eaten. There is a banquet in the world, and it is time for us to part ways. I said brother, let's not change. The green water flows forever, and there will be a period later!" After speaking, the cabbage stuck the long sword on the back of the waist, and as soon as he hugged his fist, he planned to open it.
Don't worry about everything, this is the advantage of cabbage. In his opinion, with two hands of bugs and full of talent, he really doesn't have to covet others for anything. Therefore, I don't care about people and do things. You can say that again. It's just that it's free and easy, and if it's not good, it's stunned.
The more you reach the realm of masters, the more your temperament will be revealed, and the more you can't deceive people. And the temperament of the cabbage at this time really has a sense of chic and unrestrained with a bright moon in her arms and a breeze on her sleeves. No matter how you say it. Isn't it a god who is high up and doesn't eat the fireworks of the world?
"Brother Linghu, when I met in the wilderness, I spoke viciously to each other in front and shot indiscriminately. Brother Ling Fox not only didn't care, but also treated him with good wine and grilled fish. I can't thank you enough. I have already secured a place to live in Hengshan City, if Brother Ling Hu does not dislike it, it is better to go together. also let me entertain Brother Linghu once. Brother Gong said with a fist behind the cabbage.
The cabbage raised her eyebrows and thought for a long time, and she really didn't seem to know where to go. And it's getting late, and it's not a matter of wandering around blindly with no head or brain.
So the cabbage turned his head to look at the male brother and said, "Don't bother?"
"Of course!" the male brother smiled slightly.
"Then I'm not pretentious, thank you brother for your kindness. Cabbage grinned and said: "To be honest, the world is big, I really don't know where to go!" After speaking, he patted his head and said: "By the way, after chatting for so long, I forgot to ask my brother Gao's name." ”
Brother Gong smiled faintly and said, "Junior brother Dong Bofang." ”
Cabbage followed Dong Bofang and the two of them along the suburbs to Hengshan City. That Dong Fangbo has a wide range of knowledge, talks and behaves, and has a domineering spirit. And the cabbage doesn't want anyone else's anything, and the second really doesn't know anything, so it is naturally detached and arrogant. Therefore, when the group came, the two talked and laughed casually, but they also had a good relationship.
Seeing that it was not far from the gate of Hengshan City, the cabbage suddenly stopped and turned his head to look behind him.
Seeing this, Dong Bofang naturally waited attentively.
"In the middle of the night, how can there be a large group of people rushing?" After waiting for a moment, Dong Bofang frowned slightly and said to himself. At the same time, looking at the cabbage, his eyes were even more dignified.
Sure enough, not long afterward, I heard the sound of a whip urging from far and near, and one hundred or sixty horses, with their own vigorous knights holding torches, joined into a fiery snake, galloping and roaring.
Dong Bofang's eyes were like electricity, and he said slightly: "The Songshan faction is getting bigger and bigger." ”
"Brother Dong, do you know these people?" Cabbage looked at it and said, "These people are all full of anger, I'm afraid it's not a good number!"
"Hmph, what is a bigger reason in Hengshan City than Liu Zhengfeng's golden basin washing his hands?" Dong Bofang smiled disdainfully.
"Oh!" Cabbage nodded, "Why don't we follow them?"
Dong Bofang's eyes showed a look of surprise, looking at the cabbage, he couldn't understand what the cabbage wanted to do. So he nodded indispensably.
With the skills of these two people, if they want to hang anyone, they will naturally not be discovered. I saw a gust of wind on the flat ground, and the two of them had disappeared.
At this time, Songshan sent a large team of men and horses to survey and travel beyond the two zhang. It was a dark and windy night, and it was impossible to see these two with the torches in their hands alone.
"The one with two beards on his upper lip is Fei Bin, the fourth junior brother of Zuo Lengchan, the head of the Songshan faction, and the fat one is Ding Mian, the second junior brother of Zuo Lengchan. The one who is as tall and thin as a bamboo pole is Lu Bai, the junior disciple of Zuo Lengchan. Behind them are naturally the disciples and grandsons of the Songshan faction. In the dark, Dong Boxiang introduced the cabbage beside him, and then said: "This time, the masters of the Songshan faction have come out, I'm afraid there is some big plan!"
"Good guys, bad guys?" Cabbage glanced at the team. asked in a low voice.
"When is there a good ...... in the Wuyue Sword Sect? Zuo Lengchan is very ambitious, and these people under him are all fighting for the tiger. They are all full of benevolence, righteousness and morality. Behind the male thief and female prostitution of the deceitful world. "Dong Bofang originally wanted to finish the Wuyue Sword Sect in one bite, but he thought that although the cabbage didn't know anything, he was still a Huashan brother after all, so he only said the Songshan faction.
"Oh ()!" Cabbage nodded, and then asked, "You have always been from the Wuyue Sword Sect, the Wuyue Sword Sect, what kind of sect is that?"
Dong Bofang was stunned. As a result, I was happy. He asked, "Do you know Wuyue?"
"Waste...... Well?...... Huashan Hengshan Taishan, Hengshan ......" cabbage scratched his head: "Does Kunlun Mountain count?"
"Poof!", Dong Bofang really laughed at this time. looked at the strange look in front of him, and believed in his heart that this guy was not in a normal brain. In this world, even Wuyue doesn't know, what else can it be if it's not stupid.
"Silly, the five mountains are Huashan in the west and Mount Tai in the east. Heng Mountain in the north, Heng Mountain in the south, and Song Mountain in the middle. The Wuyue Sword Sect is the alliance of these five sword sects. It is a very strong force in martial arts today. Dong Bofang unconsciously slowed down his tone and explained softly to the cabbage.
"There is no Kunlun Mountain?!" Cabbage shrugged and said, "That mountain is not small." ”
"The Kunlun faction has long been out of the woods. Now he is just barely relying on his former prestige to mix in the martial arts, and in terms of strength, even if he is a second-rate sect, he is barely strong. Dong Bofang didn't know where he got such good patience, and he actually explained to the cabbage: "And Kunlun Mountain is not a five-mountain mountain." ”
The cabbage shrugged his shoulders and grinned and showed his white teeth, looking even more cabbage!
Seeing that the city gate was approaching, Songshan sent everyone to hold down the reins and slow down the horse.
"When it finally arrived, a bump almost shook my fat away. Tota rubbed his waist reluctantly. looked at Lu Bo and Fei Bin like self-deprecatingly: "Senior brother in charge's arrangement this time cannot be missed." Please also ask the two juniors and disciples to bother. ”
"Senior brother, don't worry, I have made all the arrangements. Fei Bin smiled slightly on the horse, touched his two small beards and said: "Tomorrow at noon, when he Liu Zhengfeng washes his hands, I will wait in front of the heroes of the world to expose his true colors." ”
"That's very good. Ding Mian nodded. Look at Lu Bodao: "Then Liu Zhengfeng colluded with the demon demon Qu Yang, maybe there are some dirty methods hidden, otherwise the senior brother in charge would not have sent me and the others." If Liu Zhengfeng really doesn't know what to do and resists stubbornly, we must be careful. ”
"Senior brother is too worried. Lu Bo smiled faintly: "With the ironclad evidence of the Wuyue Lingqi in our arms and Liu Zhengfeng's collusion with the Demon Sect, I want to see which of the heroes in the world is willing to help him." Moreover, Mr. Mo Da, the head of Hengshan, has always been at odds with Liu Zhengfeng, so naturally he will not offend our fellow martial artists for this cheap junior brother. Under the betrayal of relatives, what tricks can Liu Zhengfeng turn up?"
Immediately when the people heard this, they were all stunned.
"So, let's wait for the city to quietly enter the city today, don't make a fuss, and wait for tomorrow. If anyone dares to spoil the big things in charge, don't blame me for the strict rules of the Songshan faction. Ding Mian nodded and said to the people in Songshan behind him.
"Brother, remember the instructions of the master (uncle). A group of Songshan brothers hugged their fists and saluted and replied respectfully.
"Is Liu Zhengfeng a good guy or a bad guy?" asked Cabbage, turning his head to look at Dong Bofang again.
"Hmph, pedantic people, not enough to get things done. Dong Bofang pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "But compared to these people in front of him, it is better." ”
"Oh ()!!!" Cabbage nodded, and then asked, "Didn't you say that Liu Zhengfeng washed his hands in the golden basin today?
"Huh-" Dong Bofang looked at the cabbage helplessly again, glanced at him and said, "For me and other people in the martial arts." It is a big thing to wash your hands in the golden basin, and it is natural to tell your relatives and friends and the heroes of Shanwuyue. In this way, you can avoid the troubles in the future. Naturally, the people in the rivers and lakes will no longer bother him. This kind of thing usually takes five days. As for the auspicious days and auspicious times, the selection is even stricter. That's why it's called the Golden Basin Handwashing Conference. When I say today, I mean the Golden Basin Handwashing Conference, but I don't mean that today is the auspicious day and auspicious time for Liu Zhengfeng to wash his hands in the Golden Basin. ”
"So troublesome?" the cabbage snorted, looked at Dong Bofang and said, "You roll your eyes."
"You!" Dong Bofang's face suddenly sank.
As a result, before he could get mad, Cabbage directly stuffed the long sword into his hand: "You help me hold it, wait for me for a while!"
After speaking, the cabbage silently cut off half of the sleeve and took it down as a mask to wrap his face.
Looking at Dong Bofang, who didn't know what was going on, the cabbage squeezed his eyes and said, "Brother, wait a minute, I'll come when I go!"
When the words fell, the cabbage had already jumped into the air and fell towards the Songshan faction.
"Damn, it's a high jump!" Looking at the people of the Songshan faction who instantly turned into the size of ants under their feet, the cabbage scratched his head and said, "I won't fall to my death...... I'm going to take a break from cooking! It's a day off, why are I more tired than I go to work? I'm depressed! Ask for votes, I want any vote, and I'll vote for one if I have you! If you like this work, vote for a recommended monthly ticket, and your support is my biggest motivation. )v