Chapter 51 Five days of broken intestines
"Senior, you've had enough, can the junior go back?" Xiang Shaoying asked helplessly.
"You ate my dates and you want to leave, do I agree?" the strange man glared at him.
Now that the strange man is not asleep, it is impossible to escape before his eyes.
"Senior, if you want dates, Shaoying will give you a lot next time, is that good?" Xiang Shaoying had to say patiently.
"It's all said, your dates are just your dates, my dates are my dates, don't fool me with other dates, I just want mine. The strange man said, got up from the ground, and took out a broken bowl with half a corner missing from the cupboard next to him, and in it lay some green and shiny winter dates, but they were not yet ripe.
"You have eaten my dates, what should I eat?" said the strange man, picking up one of the dates, putting it in his mouth and biting it. Then he picked up another one, handed it to Xiang Shaoying, and said, "Do you want to taste it?"
Xiang Shaoying looked at the strange man in disbelief, he only ate a date from him last time, and he was already unforgiving to himself, if he ate another one, wouldn't he be skinned and torn apart by him?
"Eat, I invited you to this one, not counting you stealing. The strange man said arrogantly.
The strange man saw that Xiang Shaoying was still stunned, and was furious: "Don't toast and don't eat and drink, I invite you to eat dates! Do you dare not eat?"
Xiang Shaoying had no choice but to take the dates, put them in his mouth and chew them, but the dates in early summer were not yet ripe, extremely sour, and even the giant bear was disgusted, and under the forced sight of the stranger, Xiang Shaoying swallowed helplessly.
Such a sour date, I didn't expect a strange person to be able to eat it.
"Senior, the dates are not ripe yet, and they are extremely sour, so it will be better to pick them after they are ripe. Xiang Shaoying said.
"Don't let me eat dates, do you want to starve me to death? I have long seen that you are a bad person! Seeing that I am so kind, please eat dates! You want to starve me to death!" The strange man glared at Xiang Shaoying viciously.
"You only eat dates? You can eat other things. Xiang Shaoying said suspiciously.
"There are only dates to eat here. The strange man pouted, and threw another date into his mouth.
Xiang Shaoying couldn't help but feel pity: Although this strange man is strong in martial arts, he is nearly half a hundred years old, talking crazy, looking at his shabby clothes, the straw sandals on his feet also show half of his toes, and he can't take care of himself, even the food is also this sour raw date, when he talked in his dreams that day, he also said that he would not let people rob his chicken legs, alone in this broken grass house in the deep mountains and mountains, lonely and miserable, thinking that he Xiang Shaoying is now also a broken family, and his life experience is scattered, the two can be said to be sympathetic to each other!
"In this way, I'll give you something more delicious than dates, how about it?" Xiang Shaoying said.
"Really?" the strange man's eyes widened, as if it was a miracle that there was something more delicious in the world than dates.
"Really!" Xiang Shaoying nodded vigorously, and said step by step: "It's definitely better than dates, you let me go now, and I'll bring it to you to eat in a while." ”
"Okay, but don't lie to me. The weirdo finally nodded in agreement.
Xiang Shaoying didn't lie to him, nor did he take the opportunity to escape.
After a while, he came back from hunting a pheasant.
The thirty-six peaks of the Shenxiao Sect are densely wooded, infested with wild beasts, and it is not difficult to fight a pheasant.
Xiang Shaoying plucked the pheasant, took a stick and wore it, and roasted it on the fire.
Although Xiang Shaoying can't cook, as the young master of Shenjian Villa, he can be regarded as having tasted all the world's food, and when he traveled with his father, he also slept in the open air, so he still does simple things like roasting chicken.
It didn't take long for a fragrance to float in the house, Xiang Shaoying turned the whole chicken over and let the fire roast evenly, and after a while, I saw that the roast chicken fat on the stick was moist and shiny, fresh and fragrant, and the chicken fragrance was strong. Xiang Shaoying pulled a chicken leg, handed it to the stranger, and said, "Come, taste it." ”
The strange man happily took it, sniffed it under his nose, and devoured it.
After a while, only a pile of chicken bones remained on the ground. The strange man belched long and sat down contentedly on the ground.
Xiang Shaoying said, "Senior, junior, this chicken can be regarded as returning your dates, what do you think?"
The strange man looked at Xiang Shaoying, suddenly smiled happily, and said, "How do you feel when you touch the third rib on your left side now?"
Xiang Shaoying looked puzzled, but he still touched his ribs, a dull pain hit, the blood in his internal organs flowed backwards, and his limbs seemed to be about to explode, and he groaned in pain, and his body curled up. "Senior-you?" Xiang Shaoying fell to the ground, beads of sweat dripping down his face. What's going on? Was he poisoned? However, the roast chicken he ate just now was obviously made by himself, and the weirdo didn't have any chance to make a move.
"You eat my baby jujube and want to send me away with a roast chicken?" Is there such a cheap thing in the world?" the strange man laughed unfathomably, "Do you remember the jujube I gave you just now? There is my special five-day intestinal poison on it, and within five days, you will have your intestines rotten and bleed to death." ”
Xiang Shaoying was shocked and angry in her heart, and looked at the strange man at a loss.
"Senior, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to do this?" Xiang Shaoying said angrily.
"Who said that there is no injustice and no hatred, you have eaten my dates, and I will not share the sky with you!" the strange man glared at Xiang Shaoying.
Xiang Shaoying sighed in his heart, thinking that he Xiang Shaoying, who had a deep hatred in the sea of blood, and had not avenged his great revenge, and now he was going to die at the hands of this madman!
"Hmm...... I haven't eaten enough of the roast chicken just now...... It's too cheap for you to die in five days......" the weirdo muttered to himself, "No, I'll give you the antidote." The strange man said, slapped Xiang Shaoying with a palm, tapped his acupoint, stripped him naked, and threw him into the big ding.
Xiang Shaoying was relieved when he heard the strange man say that he wanted to detoxify him: "Senior, what are you?"
The strange man's hand reached into the water, tested the temperature, and said without raising his head: "This is the antidote potion, you have to soak it for an hour." ”
About an hour later, Xiang Shaoying got up from the water and asked, "Senior, the poison is being solved?"
"Don't you know when you touch your ribs?" said the strange man with a grin.
When Xiang Shaoying touched it, it hurt so much that beads of sweat the size of his beans dripped down.
"Senior!" Xiang Shaoying was angry and angry, saying that he was detoxifying, was he fooling him?
"Soaking in this medicinal bath is just delaying your poisonous hair. The strange man smiled and touched his round belly, looking proud.
Do you have to rely on this potion in the future...... Xiang Shaoying sighed in his heart.