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"Haha, I think I'm a great god here, it turns out to be Li Jing, the king of Tota, and a defeated general under my grandson. Sun Wukong pointed to the sky and laughed: "Heavenly Court is really no one available, 500 years ago sent you to arrest me, 500 years later you were sent to arrest me, I said a woman surnamed Li, you can't grow a little?"

The muscles in the corners of Li Jing's eyes twitched obviously, and it seemed that Sun Wukong was very unhappy, and said with a dark face: "Don't be amorous here, you are too narcissistic, right? ”

Sun Wukong said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, what do you mean? If you don't arrest my old grandson, who do you want to arrest?"

Zhu Bajie squeezed over from the side: "Isn't this nonsense? Of course they're here to arrest me!" She said triumphantly: "Marshal Tianpeng, once commanded 80,000 Tianhe sailors, holding a strange treasure nine-tooth nail rake, his combat power is extraordinary, it's not just an ordinary scumbag heavenly general who can hold it, so he has to send a ...... of Li Tianwang's level."

"Hey, Eighth Sister Zhu, you don't have to be amorous there. Li Jing jumped on the clouds and scolded: "You horny chest-attacking bastard, the Jade Emperor only needs to drive you out of the lower realm, out of sight and out of mind, the ghost will make a big move for you and order the heavenly soldiers to be arrested in the future, are you idle as our 'heavenly servants'?"

"What is a celestial servant?" said Tang Senqi.

"Civil servants of the Heavenly Court. Zhu Bajie spread her hands and said: "Super idle profession, generally speaking, there is nothing to do, eat and wait for thousands of years to die, and occasionally come out to get a wanted criminal...... If I'm not mistaken, the last time this guy Li Jing went to Huaguo Mountain to catch the demon king Sun Wukong 500 years ago, and then there has been no monster rebellion, she has been eating idle meals in heaven for 500 years, and I don't know if she has gained weight. ”

"I haven't gained weight!" Li Jing jumped on the clouds and scolded: "This Tianwang is only 46 kilograms now, and his figure is first-class. ”

"Ah...... I...... Lose!" "Sister Zhu knelt on the ground with a pop: "I'm a few pounds heavier than her......"

"Poofhahahaha!" Li Jing smiled proudly: "Dead fat." ”

"It must be that these two lumps in my chest are too big, and I have gained weight, as long as I cut them, I will be lighter than Li Jing. Zhu Bajie didn't know where to find a knife and gestured at her plump chest.

The chest that can be called "terrifying" is shaking, and you can see the trajectory of it shaking when it shakes through your clothes, and this thing must be several pounds.

Li Jing on the cloud head also knelt down with a "poof", supported the ground with both hands, and screamed: "I...... Lost!"

"I'm dizzy!" Tang Sen finally couldn't help it, and jumped up on the table: "Can you get the point for me?

"Oh, yes, it's important to get down to business. I haven't been in attendance for 500 years, and the workflow is a bit forgotten. Li Jing cheered up, got up again, and pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "You are playing, this king is going to arrest the wanted criminal now, and I don't have time to talk to you." ”

"Oh, isn't the wanted criminal you want to arrest me?" said Zhu Bajie curiously.

Li Jingli didn't bother to pay attention to Zhu Bajie, turned her head to Tang Sen and said: "You, what you are talking about is you, don't look around, you have violated the rules of heaven and committed a serious crime, this Heavenly King wants to bring you to justice, you can remain silent now, if you want to speak, then every word you say will be regarded as Chen Tang's evidence...... cough, no, I've watched too many Hong Kong-made police and bandit TV dramas recently, and the lines are all gone, cough cough ......"

Li Jing cleared her throat again, and then said seriously: "I am the general of the heavens, and at the behest of the Jade Emperor, I will lead eight thousand heavenly soldiers to collect demons and subdue demons here. ”

Tang Sen covered his face and said with a wry smile: "Okay, although you have an unreliable smell from head to toe, I feel that you are much better than Erlang God and Giant Spirit God, at least you start fighting without appearing, and you can still talk." Those two bastards beat them to death as soon as they appeared, which was too unusual. ”

"Unreliable? You actually dare to say that I'm Tota Li Tianwang unreliable?" Li Jing wanted to find a table to lift, but found that there was no table available anywhere, so she had to cross her waist and say: "I am the most reliable general in Heavenly Court, so every important moment, the Jade Emperor will send me out, and no one is more reliable than me." ”

Tang Sen came out with a serious face and asked Li Jing: "Since you are so reliable, then I want to ask, where did I violate the rules of heaven, this matter has become a difficult mystery in my heart, if I don't make this matter clear, I will not be convinced even if I am arrested, you have just watched a lot of Hong Kong police and gangster movies, then you should also know that when the police arrest people, they usually say, 'You are suspected of killing XXX', or 'You are suspected of reselling XXX',' You're suspected of stealing lines like XXX', at least let the prisoner know what bad things he did, right?"

"Well, what you said is reasonable, His Majesty the Jade Emperor has often said recently that the methods used by the Heavenly Court to handle cases in the past were too old, with a very heavy smell of feudalism and decadence, and they are not in line with modern society, so they should be more humane. Li Jing tilted her head and thought about it: "Since this Heavenly King has come to take you, he should come up with a serious reason, and if you can't say the reason, you can't take people's ......."

"So, why?" asked Townwend.

"This ......" Li Jing fell into deep thought, and after a while, she suddenly slapped her head: "Oops, Your Majesty didn't tell me." ”

Townsend and his party: "......"

Heavenly Soldiers and Generals: "......"

"You wait, I'll call and ask Your Majesty. Li Jing took out a mobile phone, the golden light was very awesome, and it looked very imposing, especially the screen was so big, it was actually a 7-inch giant screen mobile phone, and it was not clear whether it was a mobile phone or a tablet.

As soon as I unlocked the screen lock of my mobile phone, I saw that it automatically started playing TV series, Hong Kong-made police movies, or the old scumbags of the 70s...... No wonder this mobile phone is a 7-inch screen, it turned out to be comfortable for watching TV series.

Everyone was sweating profusely, Li Jing hurriedly closed the window of the series, and said with a dry smile: "I was watching this before I went to work, and I locked the screen and came out, but I didn't expect it to start playing automatically as soon as I unlocked it, don't mind, I'll start calling now." ”

"Toot ......" The phone rang, Li Jing clicked on the hands-free function, and then said loudly to the mobile phone: "Your Majesty, the wanted criminal named Tang Sen asked me what crime he committed, if his subordinates can't say it clearly, he will resist arrest, and ask Your Majesty for advice." ”

There was silence on the phone for a long time, and after a while, I heard a young woman's voice from the other side, this voice is actually very good, full of youthful atmosphere, it seems that this Jade Emperor is in the double decade of being like a flower, she said indignantly: "How do you guys do the king of heaven? With eight thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, you actually gave the wanted criminal a chance to question you?

Li Jing Khan said: "But a new era has come, and Your Majesty also said that our heavenly servants must enforce the law humanely." Telling the criminal what crime they have committed, and making him confess to the law is a part of humanity. ”

There was silence on the other side of the phone for a long time, and the Jade Emperor seemed to sigh and said, "The reason for arresting him can't be said......! Cough...... It is the top secret of the Heavenly Court. In short, that guy named Tang Sen was mad, insulted me too much, the so-called lord humiliated the minister to death, the widow was humiliated, you, as a courtier, you have to go desperately, and immediately arrest the widow back. ”

Tang Sen was not happy when he heard this, what kind of reputation is this woman doing? I am like a strong traitor, but the conscience of heaven and earth, I Tang Sen has never insulted any woman, let alone the high Jade Emperor.

It's all nonsense!

Tang Sen couldn't help but said loudly: "Hey, Jade Emperor, the phone is on hands-free, you should be able to hear me, right?" I'm Tang Sen, you tell me clearly, when did I bully you, so that you have to send someone to kill me again and again." Chang'e just helped me say a word, but you actually ordered me to be grounded, what are you going to do?"

"Ah, the phone is on hands-free?" The female voice on the other side instantly panicked: "Li Tianwang, you actually framed the widow, and the voice of the widow was heard by Tang Sen, can the widow's voice be heard casually?" The widow ordered you to take down Tang Sen immediately, and then go back to Heaven to accept the punishment, immediately, immediately...... Honk...... "The phone hung up from the other side...... beep.

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