Chapter Twenty-Nine: What to Do If Someone Likes to Die?
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Several big men simply squatted on the ground, looking at the incense case with a smile, Ao Yan brushed the sword that ignited the rune paper, jumping around like a monkey, and almost watched the melon seeds as a play.
"Eh, what do you think that little bunny is doing? ”
"Pretend to be a god and dance a great god, and cheat incense money! You see that there are more than 200 people in our village, and this time the village chief can ask every family for a 'money to buy water'. ”
"And now what about the money?"
"Oh-" Big Han Nunu mouthed, gesturing to the box in the temple.
"Hey, isn't that more than 200 yuan? It's enough for our brother to spend a while." ”
"Shhhhhh
"Eh?!Are you so afraid! That kid is going to call us uncle and uncle, if it doesn't rain, this money will be given in vain soon? It's not easy for us to earn money, so let him cheat Shu Tanhua like this? Can you swallow this breath?"
"I can't swallow it. Several big men around said in unison.
"It's raining and there are clouds, this day, the blue one looks like something, anyway, the rain can't fall, let's go get the money in the evening, and teach that kid a lesson by the way." ”
"Just take the money, forget the lesson. "Someone suggested that the other party was just a teenager, and it was too much for a group of big men to have here.
"Hey, his grandmother's! It's okay to pretend to be a ghost, and she was forced to bask in the sun for so long by the old man of the village, how can you do it without this breath?
Following everyone's gaze, I saw a child kneeling on the ground in the crowd in front of me, soaking wet and sweating on the ground.
Several big men nodded in unison.
Just when a few people were still secretly thinking about how to divide the money at night and how to use the money, a loud shout suddenly came from in front of the incense case.
"The sky is good, the four phases are clear! The wind rises-"
But seeing that Ao Yan drank this, the dry dust on the ground around him rose slightly, and everyone felt as if there was really a gust of wind blowing, those villagers who originally believed in Hubo were suddenly convinced and prayed even harder, and the villagers who were originally skeptical about it had already believed it in their hearts.
Several big men also suddenly became suspicious.
"It's just a coincidence, how can there be such a godly thing. The leader who proposed just now swallowed his saliva and said easily, and everyone around nodded yes.
At this time, Dan saw Ao Yan slash a sword, shook off the ash of the rune paper on it, and called again: "Yunlai-"
After a long time, there was no movement around.
Everyone looked up, and the blue sky and the sun were quiet, and there was no movement.
The villagers of Xinhubo thought that they were not sincere enough, so they folded their hands and were more attentive.
"What did I just say, what did I just say?" said the big man proudly.
Several people saw Ao Yan's sword dancing for a while, and finally held the sword with both hands, stomped three times under his feet, blushed and shouted: "Yunlai! Thunder! Thunder!
Someone with a heart saw that the corners of his forehead were bruised, as if he was pulling the sword down with all his strength, but above the sword, there seemed to be an invisible hand pulling it up.
"Hey...... Look, that kid is pretending!"
Several big men nodded one after another, although it didn't rain this time, it was always good to get money to go to the city to buy some water to replenish their families at night.
As for the big man who took the lead, he continued to smile and look at Ao Yan standing in front of the incense case.
At this moment, Ao Yan suddenly turned around, glanced at the crowd and said loudly: "Since you ask for rain, why don't you bow down and bow down reverently! Originally, the old man was already going to rain, but because some people made reckless remarks and blasphemed him! Now it's okay! His old man is angry!"
"Little rabbit, what are you talking about! If you don't have the ability to rain and can't rain, blame us! We all knelt on the ground and begged! What else do you want! can't be blamed for! How can this really be reasonable!" The big man who took the lead in speaking suddenly snorted, stood up with confidence, and along the way, the dozen or so people around him who had originally discussed also stood up.
These people are all well-known in the village for their recklessness and strength, and they like to mess around.
"It turns out that you are taking the lead in making trouble and annoying the old man Hu Bo. Li Si! You guys still don't kneel! Quickly kowtow and admit your mistakes! If this happens again, Master Hubo will teach you a lesson!"
Ao Yan held the sword in both hands and respectfully placed the incense on the case, turned around and spoke righteously, pointing to the leading man called Li Si.
"You kid doesn't learn anything well, but you learn to deceive people. Okay, you are an orphan, and today your Uncle Li will teach you how to be a human being for your dead grandparents. You keep saying that Uncle Hu is an old man, but what about Uncle Hu's others? I'm afraid you made it up by yourself, right? Who has seen it with your own eyes so far? Eh--don't say thank you, the old woman's body is swollen like a pig, her whole body is purple and black, and she was obviously bitten to death by poisonous insects and poisonous snakes. Li Si said with his arms folded.
The words "teach you to be a man" are so harsh that I am afraid that I can't bear it if I have a good heart.
"Oh, that's right!"
"yes, isn't that what it is?"
"That's right, it looks like this kid is likely to be ......"
After kneeling for so long, it didn't rain, and now not only those villagers who were skeptical, but the villagers of the whole village were a little unconvinced.
There are 218 people in the village, except for Ao Yan himself, 217 pairs of eyes are like needles, and they are forced to Ao Yan with questions, and for a while, Ao Yan is like bathed in a rain of arrows!
But he didn't panic, looked at Li Si indifferently, and smiled.
"Li Si, do you know that Shicai's words have already violated the taboo of the old man Hu Bo, and he will be punished. ”
"Where's the taboo?retribution????......? Ahh
As soon as the word "to" was spoken, the entire incense case began to shake violently, and the wooden sword on it suddenly flew up automatically, turning into a black line, snorting through the crowd and stabbing directly at the door of Li Simian.
It's so fast, it's staggering!
When Li Si found out, the tip of the sword was already on the tip of his nose, he screamed in fear, sat down on the ground, stared at the tip of the sword in the middle of his eyes, and didn't dare to move the slightest.
The smell of urine came out, and his lower body was wet.
Everyone reacted slowly, and found that the black wooden sword that was originally on the incense case somehow flew to Li Si, and it was spinning in the air at this time.
Someone rubbed their eyes, someone slapped themselves, and then looked closely, the sword was indeed suspended in the air, and no one held it.
"Lord Hubo, spare your life!"
Suddenly, among the big men who were with Li Si just now, someone knelt on his knees and kept kowtowing.
"Spare your life...... Spare ......"
The other dozen or so men followed and kowtowed, and the ground was knocked.
When everyone saw this unbelievable scene, they didn't dare to think about it anymore and kowtowed one after another.
"Little rabbit ......" Li Si was forced to cry by the sword, tears and snot flowed, he looked at Ao Yan and begged for mercy, almost uttered the mantra, and the tip of the sword forced him back again.
"Good nephew...... No, no, no, no...... Good brother, no, no, good brother, good grandfather...... Good temple wishes! Temple wishes lords! Help me plead with the old man Hu Bo and his old man......"
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