Chapter Twenty-Three: Rich and Capricious
"How does this work?" Just kidding, it took my family's savings for a few years to buy it.
"Why can't this work?Apprentice, can't you even count such a simple question?" the old man looked at me with a smile. I'm so angry, this old man is really a magic stick, and he can't count it, so he pulls others to change the topic.
"I'm really not his apprentice, I don't even know what his name is, he doesn't know what my name is?" I shot back.
"Stinky boy, it's really my apprentice, he has a personality. Do you hear that, this person who doesn't know if he is a man or a woman, my apprentice has already given you the answer. Seven or eight young people looked at each other, not knowing what the answer was. I'm also confused, did I tell the answer?......
"Sticks, liars, directly say whether it's a man or a woman. The young man was a little impatient. The old man looked at the Zang Ba dog at my feet, and said in a daze: "My apprentice said that you are of the same nature as the little Zang Ba dog." Apprentice, tell him the gender of the Tibetan dog. "It's not amazing, and I swear. I'm sweating.
I really didn't pay attention to whether the Tibetan dog was male or female! Wasn't it only two days since I bought it? I looked at the little Tibetan dog, and the little guy looked vigilant. I didn't care, just picked it up and looked at it. He's a woman, a woman dressed as a man. I will definitely have the ability to control the sound. I saw her ** through perspective, wrapped in a ribbon. How did the old man calculate. Or say it in this way.
The girl, when she looked at Zang Ba Dog, turned red. "Old god stick. He cursed, turned around and was about to leave.
"Beauty, stop, as if you have forgotten something?" the old man called out to her solemnly. "What's the matter?" the old man smiled again.
"God stick, this time it doesn't count, you guessed. If you and your apprentice can really calculate accurately, I'll give you a gold coin. ”
"How can it be proven?" said the old man, unhurriedly. The girl looked annoyed, but still said, "They are all my friends, and we are from Delin College. This is my school seal. I pressed it. If I break my word, you can keep my school badge. This is the only pass to enter the school. ”
"Well" the old man nodded, squinting, not knowing whether he agreed or not. "Stick, do you calculate what color underwear this girl wears?" I was dizzy again, this girl is either too talented or too stupid.
The old man's face did not change, and he reached out to touch the girl's hand. "What are you doing?" "Touch your hands and calculate," the old man said. "It's a lot of things, keep pretending. He threw his hand at the old man. The old man is like a treasure, look at the texture, and touch the palm slowly. It was a tragedy that those old hands were on a pair of tender little hands.
The girl's friend spoke: "Smell old man, say it quickly." Don't touch it. The young girl was also impatient, withdrew her hand and said, "I touched it, I saw it." It's time to talk about it. I still said the same thing, and I hit a gold coin. I, Zhu Xuedan, will never deny it! No, your apprentice left the Tibetan Bully Dog!" It turns out that this girl's name is Zhu Xuedan.
"That, dare to ask the girl if she wants to put on her underwear or underwear?" the old man suddenly burst out with a sentence that made people squirt blood. "Under the underwear !!" the girl was helpless.
"Apprentice, let's talk," said the old man. The crowd looked at me again, and there were more people around. I looked through her body, and at some point my face turned red. "This old man won't know my secret, will he?" I muttered to myself. What should I do, this girl has decided that I am the apprentice of the god stick, if it is not counted, it is designated to rob the little stupid. It cost my father and aunt a few gold coins to buy it.